Your daughter's college education fully paid for, your retirement fully funded and your daughter's retirement and their childrens college education fully paid and YOU can't eat ONE booger? 
Well, I expect all four of my kids to get academic merit scholarships (although my oldest isn't quite cooperating), I plan to retire in about 11 years anyway, and those brats can take care of their own kids' college education.

I would have flashbacks for years. I'm too chicken.