Author Topic: Whats your greatest Eating acomplishment?? (Read 4224 times)

nzmusclemonster · « **on:** August 28, 2006, 02:28:37 AM »

Not long ago i was a pizza hutt and at the all you can eat i had 15 pieces of pizza and 3 desserts! (after spewing up twice)

There are some big units on this site so some pretty impressive eating feats must have been done!

JediKnight · « **Reply #1 on:** August 28, 2006, 02:33:37 AM »

well on my cheat days,,i have stopped at 3 or 4 fast food places and ordered about 10 bucks or so from each place..all in a row...

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #2 on:** August 28, 2006, 02:39:17 AM »

Hahaha you must take a monster dump after that!

Bigger Business · « **Reply #3 on:** August 28, 2006, 02:47:42 AM »

i ate a packet of cake mix and half a bag of flour when i was high and chased that down with some mayonaise sandwiches

the shadow · « **Reply #4 on:** August 28, 2006, 02:54:13 AM »

i really don't have alot of eating accomplisments because i get pukey in the half way only...binging results in in a mess in toilet...my stomach is really weak and most of the time after binging i sit in the toilet for an hour

JediKnight · « **Reply #5 on:** August 28, 2006, 02:58:23 AM »

also on Thanksgiving Day,,i ordered a full dinner,,,,Turkey...stuffing,,mashed potatos..pies,,etc,,,didn't eat it all, but didn't invite anyone over.

kiwiol · « **Reply #6 on:** August 28, 2006, 02:58:45 AM »

I went out with this really hot chick once and afterwards, we ended up at her place, where I ate her out for over 2 hours. My jaw, tongue and neck were sore as hell, but I had the biggest grin on my face for a looooooooooooong time after that (even though I had a shitload of 'glaze' around my mouth). True story.

the shadow · « **Reply #7 on:** August 28, 2006, 03:00:31 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on August 28, 2006, 02:58:45 AM

I went out with this really hot chick once and afterwards, we ended up at her place, where I ate her out for over 2 hours. My jaw, tongue and neck were sore as hell, but I had the biggest grin on my face for a looooooooooooong time after that (even though I had a shitload of 'glaze' around my mouth). True story.

ALL DRUGS

JediKnight · « **Reply #8 on:** August 28, 2006, 03:03:55 AM »

i found a picture of that chick you ate out,,,she is a keeper...

kiwiol · « **Reply #9 on:** August 28, 2006, 03:04:24 AM »

Quote from: the shadow on August 28, 2006, 03:00:31 AM

ALL DRUGS

Meltdown

Seriously, I would also like to mention how Bluto holds the record for eating the most cocks in the entire human history. The record for the largest amount of semen that's been inhaled by a person however, is held by one 'Bandit'

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #10 on:** August 28, 2006, 03:04:43 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on August 28, 2006, 02:58:45 AM

I went out with this really hot chick once and afterwards, we ended up at her place, where I ate her out for over 2 hours. My jaw, tongue and neck were sore as hell, but I had the biggest grin on my face for a looooooooooooong time after that (even though I had a shitload of 'glaze' around my mouth). True story.

Your not a true eater until you get the Dolmio grin

kiwiol · « **Reply #11 on:** August 28, 2006, 03:05:05 AM »

Quote from: JediKnight on August 28, 2006, 03:03:55 AM

i found a picture of that chick you ate out,,,she is a keeper...

ROFL. MY EYES, MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

kiwiol · « **Reply #12 on:** August 28, 2006, 03:05:47 AM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on August 28, 2006, 03:04:43 AM

Your not a true eater until you get the Dolmio grin

Hahahaha well said NZMM

nzmusclemonster · « **Reply #13 on:** August 28, 2006, 03:16:46 AM »

Quote from: kiwiol on August 28, 2006, 03:04:24 AM

Meltdown

Seriously, I would also like to mention how Bluto holds the record for eating the most cocks in the entire human history. The record for the largest amount of semen that's been inhaled by a person however, is held by one 'Bandit'

Hahaha Bluto is very gluttenous when cocks are on the menu! Is there any truth to the rumor that Bluto also holds the record for simultaneously having the most dicks in his asshole at one time?

BM OUT · « **Reply #14 on:** August 28, 2006, 05:38:18 AM »

I once ate my girlfriend while she was on the rag.I sucked it really hard and ended up with an egg in my mouth.Tasted like caviar.

kiwiol · « **Reply #15 on:** August 28, 2006, 05:40:12 AM »

Quote from: nzmusclemonster on August 28, 2006, 03:16:46 AM

Hahaha Bluto is very gluttenous when cocks are on the menu! Is there any truth to the rumor that Bluto also holds the record for simultaneously having the most dicks in his asshole at one time?

Nah, you've got him confused with Danielson

gatrainer · « **Reply #16 on:** August 28, 2006, 05:41:37 AM »

Quote from: Bigger Business on August 28, 2006, 02:47:42 AM

chased that down with some mayonaise sandwiches

hahah...sure sounds a little suspicious

the choad · « **Reply #17 on:** August 28, 2006, 07:35:52 AM »

Quote from: BILLY MIMNAUGH on August 28, 2006, 05:38:18 AM

I once ate my girlfriend while she was on the rag.I sucked it really hard and ended up with an egg in my mouth.Tasted like caviar.

HAHA..Classic

gatrainer · « **Reply #18 on:** August 28, 2006, 08:49:17 AM »

Quote from: the choad on August 28, 2006, 07:35:52 AM

HAHA..Classic

did you use the tampon string to floss with when finished?

the choad · « **Reply #19 on:** August 28, 2006, 12:11:39 PM »

Quote from: gatrainer on August 28, 2006, 08:49:17 AM

did you use the tampon string to floss with when finished?

Doesn't everyone use tampon strings to floss?

sarcasm · « **Reply #20 on:** August 28, 2006, 12:13:17 PM »

like "choad"s name implies he once swallowed the ball gravy of a tribe of Kenyan bushmen and begged for some tube steak to go with it, he is quite the cock hound.

dovidov · « **Reply #21 on:** August 28, 2006, 12:40:52 PM »

Quote from: JediKnight on August 28, 2006, 02:33:37 AM

well on my cheat days,,i have stopped at 3 or 4 fast food places and ordered about 10 bucks or so from each place..all in a row...

Jesus Christ, it's a "cheat" day not a "let it go all to hell day"!!

NeverTrustABlonde · « **Reply #22 on:** August 28, 2006, 12:43:03 PM »

Quote from: JediKnight on August 28, 2006, 02:33:37 AM

well on my cheat days,,i have stopped at 3 or 4 fast food places and ordered about 10 bucks or so from each place..all in a row...

i never got past a whole box of oreos..... $:-\$

tommywishbone · « **Reply #23 on:** August 28, 2006, 12:46:51 PM »

Two family packs of BBQ potato chips and a 2 liter bottle of Dr. Pepper in one hour. Won $20.

Joey Tito · « **Reply #24 on:** August 28, 2006, 01:12:27 PM »

Quote from: BILLY MIMNAUGH on August 28, 2006, 05:38:18 AM

I once ate my girlfriend while she was on the rag.I sucked it really hard and ended up with an egg in my mouth.Tasted like caviar.

Hey fatso, what's up these days? Eating out Gene Rychlak, not your girlfriend.