KING KAMALI'S TOP TEN PR MISTAKES

[Special Ed]

King Kamali's Top Ten PR (Public Relations) Mistakes

1. Claiming career superiority over Shawn Ray after one year of success.
2. Singling out critical fans ("Bucktooth Jackass of the Month") for public ridicule on his website.
3. Giving the finger to the camera a hundred times too many.
4. Providing creative excuses after each poor performance instead of just saying "I sucked balls out there tonight."
5. Attempting to be "gangsta" by wearing backwards hankie,  surrounding self with "posse" of gymrat losers, and throwing up "gang signs" with silly finger poses.
6. Constant feuding with other pros (Cormier, Titus, Farah, Arntz, Ray) without ever backing it up "gangsta-style".
7. Showing up to guest pose without crash dieting and/or allowing cameras to capture those images.
8. Acting as if imitating the "Terminator" 15 years later or "popping" 20 years after Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo is "cutting edge".
9. Not letting his beautiful wife do all the talking for him.
10. Claiming jailhouse lawyer knowledge and threatening getbiggers with legal action or "gangsta-style" retribution.

Special "Lizzie Grubman" Ed

[G o a t b o y]

Kamali is a walking, talking, breathing "PR mistake".

[Matt C]

.

[jaejonna]

Special Ed, you forgot

#1 Being Born

[Anal Iceman Lubeth]

Biggest mistake was wearing this shirt on picture day:

[IceCold]

shari still calls people 'bucktooth jackasses' like its insulting or funny when it is neither.

[anvil]

Biggest mistake was wearing this shirt on picture day:

HAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA AA!!!! 

[ieffinhatecardio]

Special "Lizzie Grubman" Ed

LOL, beautiful reference.

How that ugly ass broad got away with 30 days or whatever her sentence was for backing her SUV into a group of people and driving off is beyond me.

Hell, she should have been sentenced to death just for being so ugly.

[davidpaul]

Biggest mistake was wearing this shirt on picture day:

hahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

so wrong but funny

[Blockhead]

King Kamali's Top Ten PR (Public Relations) Mistakes

1. Claiming career superiority over Shawn Ray after one year of success.
2. Singling out critical fans ("Bucktooth Jackass of the Month") for public ridicule on his website.
3. Giving the finger to the camera a hundred times too many.
4. Providing creative excuses after each poor performance instead of just saying "I sucked balls out there tonight."
5. Attempting to be "gangsta" by wearing backwards hankie,  surrounding self with "posse" of gymrat losers, and throwing up "gang signs" with silly finger poses.
6. Constant feuding with other pros (Cormier, Titus, Farah, Arntz, Ray) without ever backing it up "gangsta-style".
7. Showing up to guest pose without crash dieting and/or allowing cameras to capture those images.
8. Acting as if imitating the "Terminator" 15 years later or "popping" 20 years after Breakin 2: Electric Boogaloo is "cutting edge".
9. Not letting his beautiful wife do all the talking for him.
10. Claiming jailhouse lawyer knowledge and threatening getbiggers with legal action or "gangsta-style" retribution.

Special "Lizzie Grubman" Ed

Hahahaha...#8) He said 'Breakin 2 Electric Boogaloo'. Hahaha...King went to 'Miracles' and paid OZone or Turbo to teach him his moves.

[Mr. Intenseone]

#1 mistake......entering the show !!