Author Topic: Kamali, Atwood, the Olympia and gym-punks (Read 7860 times)

TheEgoCrusher · « **on:** August 30, 2006, 10:22:41 PM »

Explain to me how in the hell a guy like Queen Kamali lands a gig writing an article for a major magazine? What in the hell has this guy ever done? The only other gig this guy could possibly get a contract for is to play the Michelin Man in a made for TV biography. Does this guy not REALIZE just how bad he looks and what he's doing to his body? How could someone actually NOT REALIZE when they've reached the point of no return, where their body just can't take it anymore? I expect him to be marketing his own line of "Hair in a can" any day now. It was NOT to be, sharri...

Then we've got guys like Art Atwood placing in events?! This guys is hiding at LEAST 2 kids in that gut. I know a Japanese man actually carried a child to term in an experiment a few years ago. Atwood figured he'd double the guy up. He's working on the longest pregnancy in history right now...4 years and counting.

And now, on September 30, a guy with tears on 3 parts of his body is going to win the premiere show in bodybuilding AGAIN over another guy who's going to SHAVE HIS HEAD if he loses? Coleman is starting to remind me of the Black Knight from "Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail" on the bridge...he's got bodyparts almost missing and is still ready to kick anyone's ass that gets on stage with him. Is he that physically superior to everyone else, that even with tears all over him he STILL can't be beaten?

I was at the gym tonight doing cardio and abs trying to tune in for a show coming up soon and I saw the dreaded "workboot/Fanny Pack/Bear Gut Sissy-squatter." Every gym has one. Gut hanging over the belt...405 on the rack...goes down about 6 inches. Racks weight. Looks around to see who's watching. Bodyfat of about 25 percent, IQ of about 60, teeth count under 20...these guys never cease to crack me up. I wonder at what point someone determined that wearing workboots to the gym makes you "hardcore to the core", along with fanny-packs? I love the jealousy I receive from guys like this. It's always amusing.

I hope to join in the gossip and trash talk here. I was reading a thread on here the other day for future jobs for Kamali and thought to myself, "Hell, the hair is going...the skin is starting to sag...the extra weight is coming. Is there going to be another Star Wars movie filmed any time soon? He's perfect for another bar scene." Maybe they could have barbara dancing on a pole in the movie. They'll both be single by then more than likely. I'm sure it won't bother him too much.

Ex Coelis · « **Reply #1 on:** August 30, 2006, 10:26:24 PM »

epic first post

Special Ed · « **Reply #2 on:** August 30, 2006, 10:27:15 PM »

Welcome to Getbig. I have a funny feeling you're going to feel right at home.

Special "Welcome Mat" Ed

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ok i'm getting a feeling that i'm either gonna go with MELTDOWN or MONSTER jealousy

Calm down guy

Ex Coelis · « **Reply #4 on:** August 30, 2006, 10:32:17 PM »

Quote from: TheEgoCrusher on August 30, 2006, 10:22:41 PM

And now, on September 30, a guy with tears on 3 parts of his body is going to win the premiere show in bodybuilding AGAIN over another guy who's going to SHAVE HIS HEAD if he loses? Coleman is starting to remind me of the Black Knight from "Monty Python's Search for the Holy Grail" on the bridge...he's got bodyparts almost missing and is still ready to kick anyone's ass that gets on stage with him. Is he that physically superior to everyone else, that even with tears all over him he STILL can't be beaten?

perhaps you don't truly understand how great the man is

TheEgoCrusher · « **Reply #5 on:** August 30, 2006, 10:35:15 PM »

Nope, just ready to crush egos. Let the fun begin...

Big Poppa J, is he truly that "great" or is bodybuilding now a sport where the person with the best pharmacist is going to trump all?

Disgusted · « **Reply #6 on:** August 30, 2006, 10:40:33 PM »

Hi Shawn.

tommywishbone · « **Reply #7 on:** August 30, 2006, 11:08:02 PM »

Synthol

240 is Back · « **Reply #8 on:** August 30, 2006, 11:10:03 PM »

Did Jay really say he'd shave his head if he lost?

He should put his goldilocks on Ebay. He'd make $2k, easily.

smaul · « **Reply #9 on:** August 30, 2006, 11:50:04 PM »

Quote from: TheEgoCrusher on August 30, 2006, 10:22:41 PM

I know a Japanese man actually carried a child to term in an experiment a few years ago.

No way!!! Give me a link. You sure you're not confusing this with a movie starring a guy called S-C-H-W-A-R-Z-E-G-G-E-R???

TheEgoCrusher · « **Reply #10 on:** August 31, 2006, 12:17:40 AM »

I'm sure the link is still out there. It made world-wide news.

Here's Kamali in 10 years (if he's still alive after all the drug-abuse)....slaving away talking trash on the net like always...

smaul · « **Reply #11 on:** August 31, 2006, 12:41:23 AM »

OMG!

Found a pregnant man link. How come I missed this news story?

http://www.malepregnancy.com/science/

240 is Back · « **Reply #12 on:** August 31, 2006, 12:46:29 AM »

Quote from: smaul on August 31, 2006, 12:41:23 AM

OMG!

Found a pregnant man link.

www.kingkamali.com ?

smaul · « **Reply #13 on:** August 31, 2006, 01:14:18 AM »

Quote from: 240 is Back on August 31, 2006, 12:46:29 AM

www.kingkamali.com ?

LOL

Ex Coelis · « **Reply #14 on:** August 31, 2006, 12:06:05 PM »

Quote from: TheEgoCrusher on August 30, 2006, 10:35:15 PM

Nope, just ready to crush egos. Let the fun begin...

Big Poppa J, is he truly that "great" or is bodybuilding now a sport where the person with the best pharmacist is going to trump all?

get with it - if being the biggest drug addict in bb made you king, Kovacs, Polumbo, and Kamali would be top 3 at the Olympia.

You're cynical perspective limits your understanding of Ronnie's superiority. Look at the physique. 280-300 lbs, 3% bf, 24 inch arms, 40+ inch quads, casm-like separation, granite-like density, striations abound. Ronnie Coleman is the world's best bodybuilder and we're fortunate to see him still compete.

TheEgoCrusher · « **Reply #15 on:** August 31, 2006, 12:08:10 PM »

we're fortunate to see him still compete.

.....because he's fortunate to STILL BE ALIVE

nycbull · « **Reply #16 on:** August 31, 2006, 12:16:18 PM »

Quote from: TheEgoCrusher on August 30, 2006, 10:22:41 PM

I hope to join in the gossip and trash talk here. I was reading a thread on here the other day for future jobs for Kamali and thought to myself, "Hell, the hair is going...the skin is starting to sag...the extra weight is coming. Is there going to be another Star Wars movie filmed any time soon? He's perfect for another bar scene." Maybe they could have barbara dancing on a pole in the movie. They'll both be single by then more than likely. I'm sure it won't bother him too much.

major ageism dude. Your going to get old too dude, there is life after being pretty.

buffbodz · « **Reply #17 on:** August 31, 2006, 12:26:49 PM »

Quote from: TheEgoCrusher on August 31, 2006, 12:17:40 AM

I'm sure the link is still out there. It made world-wide news.

Here's Kamali in 10 years (if he's still alive after all the drug-abuse)....slaving away talking trash on the net like always...

Funny part about that famous pic. I have it in my store with Dorian under as in before and after. People believe

TheEgoCrusher · « **Reply #18 on:** August 31, 2006, 12:30:13 PM »

Another one of my favs...

JMentis · « **Reply #19 on:** August 31, 2006, 12:48:24 PM »

Did you ever think Kamail has a column because it was part of the deal that MuscleTech had with Musclemag in exchange for advertising pages?

BTW...Don't think Kamali is getting paid for all his endorsements. I know for one of them he approached the owner and offered his name, face and likeness so he can look like he has an endorsement. Question is, how many of those type of endorsements does Kamali really have.

The only reason why I'm bringing this up is because he always braggs about the endorsements he has and the money he is making. ..which I know for some he doesn't even get paid. A Hummer and an E350 does not justify someone making money..LOL

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #20 on:** August 31, 2006, 12:57:35 PM »

Quote from: JMentis on August 31, 2006, 12:48:24 PM

Did you ever think Kamail has a column because it was part of the deal that MuscleTech had with Musclemag in exchange for advertising pages?

BTW...Don't think Kamali is getting paid for all his endorsements. I know for one of them he approached the owner and offered his name, face and likeness so he can look like he has an endorsement. Question is, how many of those type of endorsements does Kamali really have.

The only reason why I'm bringing this up is because he always braggs about the endorsements he has and the money he is making. ..which I know for some he doesn't even get paid. A Hummer and an E350 does not justify someone making money..LOL

I would not be bragging about a $850.00 car payment each month unless I paid for the car cash.

Soul Crusher · « **Reply #21 on:** August 31, 2006, 01:01:01 PM »

Quote from: JMentis on August 31, 2006, 12:48:24 PM

Did you ever think Kamail has a column because it was part of the deal that MuscleTech had with Musclemag in exchange for advertising pages?

BTW...Don't think Kamali is getting paid for all his endorsements. I know for one of them he approached the owner and offered his name, face and likeness so he can look like he has an endorsement. Question is, how many of those type of endorsements does Kamali really have.

The only reason why I'm bringing this up is because he always braggs about the endorsements he has and the money he is making. ..which I know for some he doesn't even get paid. A Hummer and an E350 does not justify someone making money..LOL

How many people really read the column? If the article appears once per month, how much could they possible pay him for that $500.00? Big deal.

Many pros get the endorsements just so they can get free supplements. They don't get paid, but get tons of powders, etc.

bbinsider · « **Reply #22 on:** August 31, 2006, 01:02:51 PM »

Quote from: JMentis on August 31, 2006, 12:48:24 PM

Did you ever think Kamail has a column because it was part of the deal that MuscleTech had with Musclemag in exchange for advertising pages?

BTW...Don't think Kamali is getting paid for all his endorsements. I know for one of them he approached the owner and offered his name, face and likeness so he can look like he has an endorsement. Question is, how many of those type of endorsements does Kamali really have.

The only reason why I'm bringing this up is because he always braggs about the endorsements he has and the money he is making. ..which I know for some he doesn't even get paid. A Hummer and an E350 does not justify someone making money..LOL

Hey Jim...I heard the same thing awhile back.

bbinsider · « **Reply #23 on:** August 31, 2006, 01:05:11 PM »

Quote from: 333386 on August 31, 2006, 01:01:01 PM

How many people really read the column? If the article appears once per month, how much could they possible pay him for that $500.00? Big deal.

Many pros get the endorsements just so they can get free supplements. They don't get paid, but get tons of powders, etc.

That's true...but where does that fit in where Tamali is bringing in the cash. Plus, How much ProTan can you use...ooops...I mean protein.

sarcasm · « **Reply #24 on:** August 31, 2006, 01:08:07 PM »

Quote from: JMentis on August 31, 2006, 12:48:24 PM

Did you ever think Kamail has a column because it was part of the deal that MuscleTech had with Musclemag in exchange for advertising pages?

BTW...Don't think Kamali is getting paid for all his endorsements. I know for one of them he approached the owner and offered his name, face and likeness so he can look like he has an endorsement. Question is, how many of those type of endorsements does Kamali really have.

The only reason why I'm bringing this up is because he always braggs about the endorsements he has and the money he is making. ..which I know for some he doesn't even get paid. A Hummer and an E350 does not justify someone making money..LOL

aren't you afraid that Kamali is going to sue you for your honest comments about him, Jimmy?