oh come on. it's a man thing, no?
all that slapping bums you do with wet towels in the locker room thing. It's normal. I read about it someplace once. Women don't have that kind of camararderie. (That's a Carrie Fisher quote)
Johhny T is puckering up real nice. No tongues.
It's a man kiss.
He's fine.
It's silly season and the front page news is ...funny