"My Arms Were Exploding With Veins, My Abs Were Hard As A Freakin Rock, And In My First Period Class I Had 3 Chicks Feel Me.""At the end of senior year (I was so jacked I was stripping at parties and getting whoever I wanted)"lol
I would make the best impression to everybody at my school that my life was dedicated to working out. If my friends wanted to go out, I would say things like, 'sorry, I have to work out now', but in reality I would sit on my ass and play video games and inject my self with steroids. I played with everybodys mind to make sure that the coast is clear for me to take the steroids and get away with it. O MY GOD, the results were shocking! In 8 weeks, this cycle brought my 120 lbs to 164 lbs. Not what I thought I wanted, but really was what I wanted. Let me tell you, even I wanted to have sex with myself. I was so buffed, with those beautiful veins stickin out, and large lean meat all around my body. I was exactly what I wanted to be. I was extremely strong. I had so much strength that I could literally lift about 315 lbs.
"i could literally lift 315 pounds", what a BEAST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
What's not to believe? Sounds like the Derek Anthony story, just exchange the words "chicks" with "dudes". Also add "gay" before parties.