Daily annoying things at your gym

[akers1021]

Where to begin...

Guys that have 20" arms and 10" calves

Guys that workout in sunglasses

Guys that workout in boots immitating there favorite Pro

Half rep squats

1/4 rep bench

Whats the deal with 16 year olds and shrugs? Is this the only thing they do?

That " guy' that tells you he use to bench 500 back in 1982 before he hurt his shoulder...

Guys that workout in the baggy pants to make it "look" they have legs.

Guys that fill up there damn watter bottle at the water fountain for 5 minutes while talking to the "Local Fake Breasted Cardio Bunny" 

What is the deal with EVERY damn gym you go to there is always those old bastards in the loccer room with there legs propped up and there balls hanging everywhere talking about the Vietnam War, good god put some damn clothes on....

I have now figured out how to get out of the tried and true question with the " new" meathead in your gym, when there inbetween sets walk over and ask  "so how much do you DEADLIFT   

Beginners following a workout in Flex Mag that a Pro "does" do these guys not understand that those workouts are about 90% of the time NOT what they do, nor do they have access to the drugs they take 

Come on guys lets here some more

[mage]

Imaginary lat syndrome.. 

People who load up the bench with more weight than they can do for a single rep then ask you to spot them on the first rep.

People who annoy you while you're working out, asking, "How many sets do you have left?"..then use the equipment you were using for one set.

People who ask to work in with you that leg press two plates per side when you're using ten per side.

People who yell at the top of their lungs doing 1/4 rep squats with three plates on each side.

[Original Sin]

Fat guys standing in front of the mirrors stuffing their faces with ice cream and muttering to their imaginary girl friend how lean they are.

[body88]

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[ether]

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[300]

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Fixed it.

[akers1021]

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Oh well...get over it...hardly a "newbie"  Post count has nothing to do with being "newbie" to the sport.

[Birdman]

Fat guys standing in front of the mirrors stuffing their faces with ice cream and muttering to their imaginary girl friend how lean they are.

I'd be looking for a new gym. 

[body88]

Oh well...get over it...hardly a "newbie"  Post count has nothing to do with being "newbie" to the sport.

Newbie to posting on this site douche nozzle. Go post this useless dogshit on the z board so I can delete it.

[body88]

Fixed it.

Thank you sir.

[body88]

bump

[Slick Vic]

People not racking their weights back. 
It's funny you mentioned the 'sunglasses guy' 'cause just the other day in the gym I seen the same "character". You just gotta wonder, why? 

[300]

Thank you sir.

 

[Princess L]

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My thoughts exactly 

Here
no need to continue this thread

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=24635.0

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=91761.0

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=81856.0

[Overload]

My friend and i were training legs on tuesday. this big middle eastern guy comes up and asks if he could work in with us as we were doing squats. i said sure and after a set i asked him how much he wanted to warm up with. he replies "naw man just unrack the whole thing, i'm gonna do curls"

i almost fell down laughing...i told him to use the premade "curl" bars intead of the fucking squat rack. he seemed a little upset. WTF?

 

[nycbull]

mexican janitors that vacumn and mop around  you while doing your set.

[buffbodz]

Steam rooms full of fags.  I think it's their Sunday morning meeting place

[Playboy]

-Guys that invent their own exersizes despite all the equipment around them.  
- Guys that do pushups  
- Guys that shadow box (do they not realize they are in the wrong fucking gym) They need to realize that they are not the only ones who take martial arts  
- Fat guys in spandex  
- Guys who brag that "They used too push X amount of weight" but now conveiniently they play with a plate aside  
- People who get in the way  
- People who weigh 150lbs soaked and wet but do not let you work in....meanwhile a 300lb pro bbdr will gladly let you work in  
- talkers  
- So-called personal trainers who think they are in shape. Meanwhile they have never stepped on a stage or done a show in their lives  
- Kids who slam the shit out of their weights (hey everyone look at me..I just completed a set of flat dumbbell presses with a pair of 60lbs)  

And the list goes on....

PB

[MAXX]

- Guys that shadow box (do they not realize they are in the wrong fucking gym) They need to realize that they are not the only ones who take martial arts  

yeah i hate these 150 pound twats. its as if they are trying to say. you might outweigh me by 100 pounds but i know how how to shadowbox so dont fuck with me. 

[The Showstoppa]

My friend and i were training legs on tuesday. this big middle eastern guy comes up and asks if he could work in with us as we were doing squats. i said sure and after a set i asked him how much he wanted to warm up with. he replies "naw man just unrack the whole thing, i'm gonna do curls"

i almost fell down laughing...i told him to use the premade "curl" bars intead of the fucking squat rack. he seemed a little upset. WTF?

 

hahahaha, careful though.  If you notice him leaving any suspicious backpacks in the lockerroom after he leaves or is trying to light his tennis shoes on fire....run like hell !

[Playboy]

My friend and i were training legs on tuesday. this big middle eastern guy comes up and asks if he could work in with us as we were doing squats. i said sure and after a set i asked him how much he wanted to warm up with. he replies "naw man just unrack the whole thing, i'm gonna do curls"

i almost fell down laughing...i told him to use the premade "curl" bars intead of the fucking squat rack. he seemed a little upset. WTF?

 

Now that is annoying. I hope you told him to go fly a kite.

[Fury]

Fat guys standing in front of the mirrors stuffing their faces with ice cream and muttering to their imaginary girl friend how lean they are.

Or some dirty stripper that hangs off some joke of a bodybuilder's nuts on an online message board.

[jaejonna]

Or some squad member that hangs off some joke of a bodybuilder's nuts on an online message board.

true

[Fury]

true

Stalking me through the boards now. Looks like I've got another internet fanboy hanging from nuts. Ask Arvilla to slide over a bit and I'm sure you can find something to grab on to.

[jaejonna]

I didnt know you were going to be in this thread...i mean were talking about stuff that goes on at a GYM ...oh brother hahahahahah