Author Topic: I tried reading Valentino's MD Column (Read 4375 times)

siouxcountry · « **on:** September 15, 2006, 03:29:00 AM »

But quit after two paragraphs! Why would any magazine give this guy a column is beyond me! Does one have to be drunk or stoned or on acid to successfully finish reading his column?

FreshMintBlue · « **Reply #1 on:** September 15, 2006, 03:53:49 AM »

no just totaly retarded and with no humor what so ever...
It's shit shit shit

210 and growing · « **Reply #2 on:** September 15, 2006, 03:57:46 AM »

Quote from: FreshMintBlue on September 15, 2006, 03:53:49 AM

no just totaly retarded and with no humor what so ever...
It's shit shit shit

I like it where he talks about how he likes fitness models farting in his face and stuff

Guy is a 1st grade retard of the highest order !!

siouxcountry · « **Reply #3 on:** September 15, 2006, 04:01:46 AM »

He claims to have had 21 inchs arms naturally at 5' 6"! Monster bullshit!

MAXX · « **Reply #4 on:** September 15, 2006, 04:17:09 AM »

Quote from: siouxcountry on September 15, 2006, 04:01:46 AM

He claims to have had 21 inchs arms naturally at 5' 6"! Monster bullshit!

18 topps

JasonH · « **Reply #5 on:** September 15, 2006, 04:21:40 AM »

Hmmm....I don't know mate, they look pretty thick and could well be over 20 inches. The biggest I've got my arms is 19.75in and those ones in the pic are considerably bigger than mine. Mind you I'm 5'10.

bmacsys · « **Reply #6 on:** September 15, 2006, 04:41:39 AM »

Quote from: siouxcountry on September 15, 2006, 04:01:46 AM

He claims to have had 21 inchs arms naturally at 5' 6"! Monster bullshit!

The guy is a compulsive liar. I bet he believes his own lies.

bmacsys · « **Reply #7 on:** September 15, 2006, 04:43:53 AM »

Quote from: BigJ on September 15, 2006, 04:21:40 AM

Hmmm....I don't know mate, they look pretty thick and could well be over 20 inches. The biggest I've got my arms is 19.75in and those ones in the pic are considerably bigger than mine. Mind you I'm 5'10.

Arnold's arms never actually measured more than 19 and 5/8ths as measured by Arthur Jones so I doubt Valentino has 17.5" arms at 5'6".

Luv2Hurt · « **Reply #8 on:** September 15, 2006, 04:45:50 AM »

Yeah reading his column is almost impossible, it's so stupid. I think the editor there should drop that retarded column. It might be funny if you are 12YO The guy is a drag and really not interesting at all.

JasonH · « **Reply #9 on:** September 15, 2006, 06:10:51 AM »

Quote from: bmacsys on September 15, 2006, 04:43:53 AM

Arnold's arms never actually measured more than 19 and 5/8ths as measured by Arthur Jones so I doubt Valentino has 17.5" arms at 5'6".

That is absolute nonsense - Arnold was 6' 2" so if he had 19.5in arms they would have looked like toothpicks on his frame. They were easily 21 inches, possibly nearer the 22 inch mark.

stuff81380 · « **Reply #10 on:** September 15, 2006, 06:15:41 AM »

He has on average of what 6 pages a month of just about complete crap. Now some of the stuff is funny like when he talks about the monster shits he takes.

Jr. Yates · « **Reply #11 on:** September 15, 2006, 10:40:20 AM »

Quote from: stuff81380 on September 15, 2006, 06:15:41 AM

He has on average of what 6 pages a month of just about complete crap. Now some of the stuff is funny like when he talks about the monster shits he takes.

I like his columb. its gets you away from *how do i make my tris grow* type of reading. or *dexter looked good, a little soft in the legs blah blah* Don't get me wrong thats why I buy MD but its nice to just read some funny stupid shit too. lots of the stuff he says is true. this months he talks about a guy getting busted for having non prescription viagra!?! he also makes it funny.

bmacsys · « **Reply #12 on:** September 15, 2006, 10:52:28 AM »

Quote from: BigJ on September 15, 2006, 06:10:51 AM

That is absolute nonsense - Arnold was 6' 2" so if he had 19.5in arms they would have looked like toothpicks on his frame. They were easily 21 inches, possibly nearer the 22 inch mark.

Nope, do some research. Cold Arnold's arms were 19.625". Viators arms were 19 5/16".The only legit 20" cold arms ever measured by Arthur Jones up until 1975 were Lou Ferrigno and Sergio Oliva.

bmacsys · « **Reply #13 on:** September 15, 2006, 10:56:07 AM »

Quote from: BigJ on September 15, 2006, 06:10:51 AM

That is absolute nonsense - Arnold was 6' 2" so if he had 19.5in arms they would have looked like toothpicks on his frame. They were easily 21 inches, possibly nearer the 22 inch mark.

Pro bodybuilders tend to be the biggest liars in the world. A 22" arm is usually about 19". A 500 pound bench is about 405 etc...

jem123 · « **Reply #14 on:** September 15, 2006, 11:15:33 AM »

Valentinos arms in that photo at a height of 5.6 are about 17.

gordiano · « **Reply #15 on:** September 15, 2006, 11:35:10 AM »

Quote from: siouxcountry on September 15, 2006, 03:29:00 AM

But quit after two paragraphs! Why would any magazine give this guy a column is beyond me! Does one have to be drunk or stoned or on acid to successfully finish reading his column?

Yeah, I hear you.

It doesn't make sense.

siouxcountry · « **Reply #16 on:** September 15, 2006, 01:22:40 PM »

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Course all bbers are liars, however I think BigJ is correct. I'm 6'2"-3" and have 20" arms - cold. They aren't all that huge. So a 19" on Arnold would be pretty small.

You are fat Dude! Just keeping it real!

bmacsys · « **Reply #17 on:** September 15, 2006, 01:26:06 PM »

Quote from: garraeth on September 15, 2006, 11:04:39 AM

Course all bbers are liars, however I think BigJ is correct. I'm 6'2"-3" and have 20" arms - cold. They aren't all that huge. So a 19" on Arnold would be pretty small.

Yeah, but his were 100% muscle and he probably had a much smaller bone structure than you Garreath. Its all how your arms look, an illusion. Your arms may be bigger in actual circumfrence but look much smaller.

siouxcountry · « **Reply #18 on:** September 15, 2006, 01:34:46 PM »

Garraeth is not only fat, he probably also suffers from Muscle Dysmorphia.

Motorbreath · « **Reply #19 on:** September 15, 2006, 02:11:54 PM »

I mean hasn't the "novelty factor" of this clown's column enough already.....I read it like 3 times around 3 years ago, ever since I skip right over it.

Waste of space.....time.......wha tever.

Blockhead · « **Reply #20 on:** September 16, 2006, 09:48:32 AM »

3 years ago 'ramblin freak' was pretty much the first thing I flipped to when I would open MD. There was a time when he actually talked about funny gym stories and strange but true stories about the bodybuilding subculture with a splash of ghetto humor, which I like and a touch of his women drama.

Now every single month is is the exact same thing. Carbon copy. Recycled and regurgitated astonishingly BORING babble all in CAPS. Here is an illustration of a typical column month after month...

WOOFIIIIS IT HOT IN HERE OR IS IT ME....LET ME POP AN EPHEDRA...OKAY LET ME JERK OFF NOW...I'M KIDDING!!!!!...NO WAIT MAYBE NOT...WAIT, YES I AM...HOLLA!...MY MERCEDES MY GHETTO PIGGY GODDESS....HERE IS MY VISA CARD...IM SUCH AN UGLY IDIOT....I LET THIS GHETTO PRINCESS WALK ALL OVERME...WOOF...DID I JUST SAY THAT...MY DICK MARKUS....I LET OUT AN AIR BISCUIT...WOOF!!!!...RICH GASPARIS' HALODROL....THANKS TO RICH GASPARI i'M A MAN AGAIN....MYJAILHOUSE HOMEYS...SHOUT OUT TO THE BOYS IN IRAQ...THAT SHITHOLE COUNTRY....HERE'S A JOKE...WHAT DID THE GUY CROSS THE ROAD? BECAUSE HIS DICK WAS STUCK IN THE CHICKEN....CALM DOWN I DIDNT' MEAN IT....MAYBE I DID...NOW I DIDNT...WOOF LET ME GO JERK OFF AGAIN!!!!!!!...OKAY IM BACK WHERE WAS I...OH MERCEDES...."

That column wore out its welcome a loooong time ago!

gordiano · « **Reply #21 on:** September 16, 2006, 12:21:26 PM »

Quote from: TheBlockHead on September 16, 2006, 09:48:32 AM

WOOFIIIIS IT HOT IN HERE OR IS IT ME....LET ME POP AN EPHEDRA...OKAY LET ME JERK OFF NOW...I'M KIDDING!!!!!...NO WAIT MAYBE NOT...WAIT, YES I AM...HOLLA!...MY MERCEDES MY GHETTO PIGGY GODDESS....HERE IS MY VISA CARD...IM SUCH AN UGLY IDIOT....I LET THIS GHETTO PRINCESS WALK ALL OVERME...WOOF...DID I JUST SAY THAT...MY DICK MARKUS....I LET OUT AN AIR BISCUIT...WOOF!!!!...RICH GASPARIS' HALODROL....THANKS TO RICH GASPARI i'M A MAN AGAIN....MYJAILHOUSE HOMEYS...SHOUT OUT TO THE BOYS IN IRAQ...THAT SHITHOLE COUNTRY....HERE'S A JOKE...WHAT DID THE GUY CROSS THE ROAD? BECAUSE HIS DICK WAS STUCK IN THE CHICKEN....CALM DOWN I DIDNT' MEAN IT....MAYBE I DID...NOW I DIDNT...WOOF LET ME GO JERK OFF AGAIN!!!!!!!...OKAY IM BACK WHERE WAS I...OH MERCEDES...."

Holy shit, I did not know Valvolino posted here............

Seriously man, you got it down.

siouxcountry · « **Reply #22 on:** September 16, 2006, 01:11:53 PM »

If MD doesn't can his ass after his contract is up they are beyond stupid.

Billy Knockout! · « **Reply #23 on:** September 18, 2006, 07:25:52 PM »

I used to read his column. now i skip right over that stupid shit. The last column i read of Valentino's was when he shitted in his friends garage!

HRDCOR · « **Reply #24 on:** September 18, 2006, 07:54:12 PM »

I was tired after his first ever collum , my question is "What is its piont"