1. rolling in at nine am sunday morning and never having to explain yourself.
2. spending $6000 on a tv and never having to explain yourself.
3. buying a wildly impractical car cause you feel like it.
4. your dog can sleep on your bed, and he's willing to respect your personal space.
5. watching football in your boxers all saturday
6. not finding various mysterious items in your bathroom . . . although really it's a small price to pay for having a clean bathroom . . . so never mind.
7. being able to golf whenever you want. major.
8. no one to gripe when you spend $600 to get a pair of scalped football tickets.
9. Closet space.
10. being able to mark your territory as it should be marked . . . toilet seat up . . . towels on living room couch . . etc.