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Re: Rhino
« Reply #25 on: September 17, 2006, 05:31:29 PM »

What are the qualification for doing this show?  Any?  Do you have to be late 30's and look mediocre on gear with poor calves?  Oh brother.  Nothing against this guy, but the whole term "competing" doesn't mean much to me.
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Re: Rhino
« Reply #26 on: September 17, 2006, 05:42:18 PM »
I spoke with George the photographer. Jesus he takes a lot of pics! He said he would be putting up around 4300 images from the show and they should be up sometime tonite. You won't find any images of Jack in the link that was provided in another post. That was the Qualifer round.

I don't know what the link will be to the Saturday shows but will probably be the same page with some additions. Can you imagine taking 4300 pics of a show? I guess he should get some props for doing it. I also understand that he usually only shoots women but decided to shoot this show.  :o
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Re: Rhino
« Reply #27 on: September 17, 2006, 05:47:06 PM »
Sounds like he may have a plan with that many pics.4300 are you joking not even milos is that sad.He might have some very happy buyers for oiled up semi naked men.IMO.
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Re: Rhino
« Reply #28 on: September 17, 2006, 05:51:53 PM »
Quote from: Miss Karen on September 17, 2006, 05:47:06 PM
Sounds like he may have a plan with that many pics.4300 are you joking not even milos is that sad.He might have some very happy buyers for oiled up semi naked men.IMO.
I actually did some research on this guy. He's been around maybe 7 yrs. Usually only shoots women. His site is free and kid safe. Props to him for that. I don't think he's into gay shit since he usually only shoots women and if all the images are going on his free site, what's to sell? Just a guess, but I think you're off base on this dude.
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Re: Rhino
« Reply #29 on: September 17, 2006, 06:12:32 PM »
Rhino to the right:

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Re: Rhino
« Reply #30 on: September 17, 2006, 06:17:02 PM »
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Re: Rhino
« Reply #31 on: September 17, 2006, 06:18:53 PM »
Not very flattering pics.  I would say the placing looks about right.
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Re: Rhino
« Reply #32 on: September 17, 2006, 06:24:49 PM »
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Re: Rhino
« Reply #33 on: September 17, 2006, 06:26:24 PM »
Seriously, he is impressively lean, at least in the lower body. But he is just too old to do more with his body IMO, it ain't ever gonna get better than this. You can see the old man syndrome in his pecs, skin starting to sag... same thing that happened to Titus, and now Dillet etc.
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Re: Rhino
« Reply #34 on: September 17, 2006, 06:32:04 PM »
I'm sorry but there are rolls of fat on the guy.  Nice guy yes he is but this an embarrassing showing of epic proportions.
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Re: Rhino
« Reply #35 on: September 17, 2006, 06:32:44 PM »
It seems that Jack London perhaps had some problem with his contest diet for whatever reason.

The guy had back fat.




He shouldn't have done this "pose":






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Re: Rhino
« Reply #36 on: September 17, 2006, 06:33:43 PM »
Quote from: Luv2Hurt on September 17, 2006, 06:32:04 PM
I'm sorry but there are rolls of fat on the guy.  Nice guy yes he is but this an embarrassing showing of epic proportions.

You mean to tell me thats not top 5 material ??? :-\
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Re: Rhino
« Reply #37 on: September 17, 2006, 06:36:29 PM »
Quote from: Hedgehog on September 17, 2006, 06:32:44 PM
The guy had back fat.

Lower body was striated as hell though.
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Re: Rhino
« Reply #38 on: September 17, 2006, 06:38:26 PM »
Jack should have stayed home. Sorry but it's true.
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Re: Rhino
« Reply #39 on: September 17, 2006, 06:39:17 PM »
Quote from: Luv2Hurt on September 17, 2006, 06:32:04 PM
I'm sorry but there are rolls of fat on the guy.  Nice guy yes he is but this an embarrassing showing of epic proportions.

Looks like fat rolls even in the most muscular.


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Re: Rhino
« Reply #40 on: September 17, 2006, 06:39:29 PM »
Yeah.....ummmmmmmmmmmm.. ...
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Re: Rhino
« Reply #41 on: September 17, 2006, 06:44:00 PM »
Some of his parts are OK

As a whole package it looks fairly brutal.  You can't get past the glaring flaws.
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Re: Rhino
« Reply #42 on: September 17, 2006, 06:46:01 PM »
Nice guy, but............ :'(
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Re: Rhino
« Reply #43 on: September 17, 2006, 06:58:11 PM »
A true insult to anyone who has ever picked up a weight off the rack.  On a serious note, I commend the man for competing, God knows who grueling and daunting of a task stepping on stage truly is and for him to do so, shows he has proper discipline and a true love for the sport.  I don't like to be part of the hate parade, but with all due respect, Rhino, you suck.  Get off the stage now and save some face man.  Preserve whatever dignity you have left and maybe get into acting or pick up a career doing birthday parties for kids as the hired "superhero".  You placed 18th in a lineup that makes a local NPC show look like the damn Olympia.  Forget about it Rhino, don't waste your time and punish your body any further.  I'm not Wayne Demilia, but I will gladly offer you a contract into the Gay-4-Pay network and all you have to do is pose for us just like you do on stage and maybe allow us to use your gigantic arms as monkey bars.  Although your professional career as a bodybuilder seems grim, sky is barely the limit within the G4P industry and I will gladly lead you to the stars.

If all else fails, use the one bodypart that you still have left......(btw, when comparing Levrone's last Olympia showing and your NOC showing, you make Levrone look like a damn choir boy...)....oh, how I'd love to take out that black garbage bag...

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Re: Rhino
« Reply #44 on: September 17, 2006, 07:08:44 PM »
I don't think we'll hear from Rhino anytime soon.  And here I thought he was a wrestler!

Yikes, the scathing reviews are true.  The only recognition is that he had the guts to get up on stage.  Other than that, not much else.

This NOC was a complete JOKE and I think the IFBB are all collectively laughing, and not even trying to hide their amusement!...for crying out loud, what was with that horrible "night of champions" logo onstage?....did they use a fucking Commodore 64 to print that up?...what a horrible looking stagefront!

And the competitors?...crikey, other than an less that stellar Priest, I've seen better bodies at a provincial national qualifier....where oh where did they find these guys?....

If DeMilia has figured out a way to make money from these out of shape pudgies, then just IMAGINE how much coin he was rolling in back when he would openly CHASTISE his own atheletes when they showed up out of shape!...

How the mighty have fallen!!!  If this is the 'alternative' to the IFBB, forget about it!

STINK!
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Re: Rhino
« Reply #45 on: September 17, 2006, 07:12:16 PM »
hedge it aint fat rolls, its just very loose skin, he got to 300 offseason, and went down to 230 for this show, some people dont have a structure for bodybduilding, he is one of them.
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Re: Rhino
« Reply #46 on: September 17, 2006, 07:13:26 PM »
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Re: Rhino
« Reply #47 on: September 17, 2006, 07:15:36 PM »
he looks worse thah mike morris, when he did that show without gear.
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Re: Rhino
« Reply #48 on: September 17, 2006, 07:21:45 PM »
Damn this one is not too flattering. 
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Re: Rhino
« Reply #49 on: September 17, 2006, 07:21:48 PM »
"... oh, how I'd love to take out that black garbage bag... "


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 ;D ;D I'm not totally sure what this means, but it's still funny.
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