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JOHN MATRIX

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a true Colossus!
« on: September 19, 2006, 04:05:57 PM »


i just dont get natural/tiny bbing competitions, where a tiny kid dons a thong, oils up his little sticks, puts on fake stupid looking 'tan', and gets up on stage and runs through a 'posing routine'. wait until you are actually impressive looking to compete. why compete when you look like this?

try to make it thru the clip without laughing.

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Re: a true Colossus!
« Reply #1 on: September 19, 2006, 04:10:49 PM »


i just dont get natural/tiny bbing competitions, where a tiny kid dons a thong, oils up his little sticks, puts on fake stupid looking 'tan', and gets up on stage and runs through a 'posing routine'. wait until you are actually impressive looking to compete. why compete when you look like this?

try to make it thru the clip without laughing.
hahahahahahaha, "oils up his little sticks", classic.
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Re: a true Colossus!
« Reply #2 on: September 19, 2006, 04:12:19 PM »
At least the bonerack had some Rage Against the Machine backing him up. Cat had the density of Celine Dion.
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Re: a true Colossus!
« Reply #3 on: September 19, 2006, 04:17:02 PM »
there was so much pathetically funny shit going on in that clip it's hard to know where to start, is it the dusting off the massive 18 inch quad? taking three seconds to hit the brutal side chest? pumping the fists? doing the patented Hulk Hogan hand to the ear?
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Re: a true Colossus!
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2006, 04:19:09 PM »
 Waa hahahahahahahaha!!!!

 I like when he does that 'let me hear you make some noise raise the roof' thing with his hands motion ot the crowd then he does the famous quad shake and lock.

 You see if this was posted at Mayhem...it would get 2 pages of responses of 'He looked good, good job Steve...how did you place did you win the overall and go pro at that show? way to go, Steve you rock...'

 Here at Getbig it's different. He looked like a complete ball bag on that stage.

 When disgusting fat fcuk kids morbidly obese at age 4 come out on Maury Povichs stage and sing 'Ol Mcdonald' the kids from Mayhem clap in the audience...the bad kids on the back of the bus(Getbig) will come flat out and say 'get that fat disgusting fkn slob off the fkn stage...he cant sing and he looks grotesque!'

 The truth.
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Re: a true Colossus!
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2006, 04:21:35 PM »
This one was right under that video.  Looks like he's going to do a cart-wheel 1/2 way thru.




Ok, this guy almost has the same routine plus...they had trouble starting his music.


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Re: a true Colossus!
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2006, 04:30:01 PM »
Looks like the anual Auschwitz Bodybuilding Championships!

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Re: a true Colossus!
« Reply #7 on: September 19, 2006, 04:34:26 PM »
Sadly, I've seen worse...















but that's bad :(

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Re: a true Colossus!
« Reply #8 on: September 19, 2006, 04:35:27 PM »
hahahahahahaha, "oils up his little sticks", classic.
hahahaha! that was bad.
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Re: a true Colossus!
« Reply #9 on: September 19, 2006, 04:39:13 PM »


i just dont get natural/tiny bbing competitions, where a tiny kid dons a thong, oils up his little sticks, puts on fake stupid looking 'tan', and gets up on stage and runs through a 'posing routine'. wait until you are actually impressive looking to compete. why compete when you look like this?

try to make it thru the clip without laughing.

I don't fucking get it. Some of these guys are so eager to compete, they just get on stage dispite their lack of muscle/development. Natural or not, makes no difference. For f**k's sake, don't do competitions unless you really belong up there..........
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Re: a true Colossus!
« Reply #10 on: September 19, 2006, 04:39:38 PM »
it sounds like you guys are suggesting that 'colossus 1986' is not quite ready for a bodybuilding stage...