Author Topic: Words of Wisdom from JM Blakely (Read 3658 times)

Marty Champions · « **on:** September 22, 2006, 04:34:24 PM »

http://home.online.no/~janbagg/weightgain.htm

"Admit that you are under-eating!"

"I don't feel sorry for those who lack the discipline to eat more"

"I don't believe you if you tell me you can't eat more than you're eating now"

"You must not excuse yourself from eating what you are supposed to when you are supposed to"

"Carry mayo with you and add lots of it to everything"

"Dip potato chips in honey"

"Always have a jar of peanuts in your car"

"It takes less than 50 seconds to eat two candy bars"

"Never drink any fluids that don't have calories"

"Above all, you must accept the inarguable fact that you must put more food into your mouth"

"Remember - If you want to beat the man, you've gotta out-eat the man!"

Dorian 01 · « **Reply #1 on:** September 22, 2006, 04:35:56 PM »

Kovacs, Palumbo, and Kamali are trying to out-eat the man all the time.

Marty Champions · « **Reply #2 on:** September 22, 2006, 04:55:09 PM »

it eat crazy like this all the time but i dont see the point in fatasses eating like this though.as long as your under 10 percent or have some abs

i dont understand why people at 20 percent bodyfat eat crap though.

its great though when you are at 10 or below cause you can get away with eating butter and waffles no problemo

jaejonna · « **Reply #3 on:** September 22, 2006, 04:57:15 PM »

Yes enjoy the wonders of good food!!

Deadpool · « **Reply #4 on:** September 22, 2006, 04:59:09 PM »

I saw some story in the paper today about this fatso dad who is 300+ and is having his stomach cut...damn that's just pathetic

figgs · « **Reply #5 on:** September 22, 2006, 04:59:56 PM »

Quote from: Woten on September 22, 2006, 04:49:47 PM

why?

That seems to be his next goal following a 275 bench.

SDMF · « **Reply #6 on:** September 22, 2006, 05:02:49 PM »

like the handlebar 'stache

Deadpool · « **Reply #7 on:** September 22, 2006, 05:10:02 PM »

shoot...add mayo to everything?

liberty · « **Reply #8 on:** September 22, 2006, 05:44:52 PM »

weight gain science?

Max_Rep · « **Reply #9 on:** September 23, 2006, 12:38:47 AM »

Quote from: Medford on September 22, 2006, 05:10:02 PM

shoot...add mayo to everything?

Every black guy reading that just cringed. add ~~mayo~~ salad dressing to everything.

Bast000 · « **Reply #10 on:** September 23, 2006, 12:41:55 AM »

yea get obese and unhealthy so you can lift heavy and impress other obese unhealthy guys.

fat and gay as the day is long.

Bast000 · « **Reply #11 on:** September 23, 2006, 12:45:08 AM »

""Never drink any fluids that don't have calories""

this guy drinks manjuice straight from the tap.

Necrosis · « **Reply #12 on:** September 23, 2006, 05:52:48 AM »

he will have a good bench but will die early unfortunately.

Mars · « **Reply #13 on:** September 23, 2006, 05:54:07 AM »

Haha what a fruit.

Big Freak · « **Reply #14 on:** September 23, 2006, 06:00:00 AM »

I bet thoose guys use special toiletts

Mars · « **Reply #15 on:** September 23, 2006, 06:00:53 AM »

Quote from: Big Freak on September 23, 2006, 06:00:00 AM

I bet thoose guys use special toiletts

They live in one.

BayGBM · « **Reply #16 on:** September 23, 2006, 06:01:58 AM »

He's doing something right!

Matt C · « **Reply #17 on:** September 23, 2006, 06:09:24 AM »

Quote from: BayGBM on September 23, 2006, 06:01:58 AM

He's doing something right!

And you say I have poor taste because I think Joanna Arntz is attractive?

Big Freak · « **Reply #18 on:** September 23, 2006, 06:11:08 AM »

BayGBM · « **Reply #19 on:** September 23, 2006, 06:26:08 AM »

Quote from: Matt C on September 23, 2006, 06:09:24 AM

And you say I have poor taste because I think Joanna Arntz is attractive?

Matt C · « **Reply #20 on:** September 23, 2006, 06:36:05 AM »

Bay - I said Joanna was attractive and you said I had bad taste. At first I didn't think about it much but then I realized that it is you who has the poor taste. Why don't you show the picture of that bear to 100 girls and tell me if ANY of them find him attractive? All in all, I am offended you would say I have bad taste considering your taste. If you at least had some remnants of recognizing attractiveness of any kind, I wouldn't think much about it.

Here is a good example of male beauty (see also, Bob Paris):