You're all jealous of me. Why don't you come to my gym and we can lift together. You couldn't even handle my warm-up weights.
PS- For the losers fortunate enough to have a girlfriend, bring her so she can suck my balls as I slowly jack a load onto her face. For those without a girl, your mom will do just fine.
PPS- I do get my eyebrows waxed and have a professional do my hair. As you can see it pays off to have alittle class. You morons could learn a thing or two from me. That belt buckle you all diss, it was $155 limited edition.
Hahaha.. Ltd Edition!
This guys ego is hilarious.
Tell me mate, what could I learn from you???
How bout you learn something from me, and come work at my job and your get first bit of dirt under those fingernails. Seriously, you couldnt teach a monkey to pick up a banana
PS: Arent you supposed to wear a clean shirt when you go out??? Mummy forgot to clean it, or do you just eat like a slob??
