I was out on a cruise with my second in command mars and there was this couple that walked by pointing and laughing at us. Mars got really pissy and asked me to take my shirt off and flex to scare them off. Well I proceeded to take my pants off but they kept laughing so I decided to go over there and ask them quietly to pretend I was hotshit because my partner was getting irritated. They said if I bend over and show them where the moon don't shine I would be set free of this shame.Needless to say my moon's been ruptured but my partner thinks highly of me!
