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xxxLinda

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Re: How do you find hookers in your area?
« Reply #25 on: September 01, 2006, 12:25:39 PM »
is bast in london?  does bast have thousands of pounds?

only kidding.

I would've made a great hooker, but I didn't.
I would even have been a good wife and/or mother.
no sweat.

You were talking about how to find a hooker.  I thought you were funny.
I think the whores are the ones in short skirts and high heels?  Can't you see them coming?
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Re: How do you find hookers in your area?
« Reply #26 on: September 01, 2006, 12:26:30 PM »
Quote from: Always Sore on September 01, 2006, 12:24:52 PM
he wanted female hookers not shemales prentending to be a girl online.

you have a point.
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xxxLinda

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Re: How do you find hookers in your area?
« Reply #27 on: September 01, 2006, 12:31:37 PM »
look, i don't want to wreck your thread and i have to go out shortly but...

Always, you know damn fucking bloody well i am really Linda.  Your constant comments that I am a bloke are tiresome. 

(ps: I can post 6 yesses to my undemocratic banning.
You can post at least 17 negs because you're the go*-damn gimmick.
xL
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xxxLinda

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Re: How do you find hookers in your area?
« Reply #28 on: September 01, 2006, 12:34:03 PM »
how much do you charge?


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Re: How do you find hookers in your area?
« Reply #29 on: September 01, 2006, 12:34:12 PM »
unlike the tingnting persona, the linda persona can actually spell.
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xxxLinda

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Re: How do you find hookers in your area?
« Reply #30 on: September 01, 2006, 12:36:07 PM »
thanks, al, for finally noticing that.  I'd hope that someone might.  I type.

thanks also for the learning thread.  I luuuuvv it.



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Re: How do you find hookers in your area?
« Reply #31 on: September 01, 2006, 12:40:11 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on September 01, 2006, 12:33:28 PM
Post pic of thumb inserted in punani with a USA Today to verify, or shut the f**k up.

hhhaaaaa freaking classic.
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xxxLinda

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Re: How do you find hookers in your area?
« Reply #32 on: September 01, 2006, 12:41:03 PM »
Quote from: The Showstoppa on September 01, 2006, 12:37:24 PM
If you prove to be a woman, you can blow me for a mere $50....but you must pay in cash.

thanks darlin'  that's the best offer i've had all night.

gotta go
back soon
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Re: How do you find hookers in your area?
« Reply #33 on: October 02, 2006, 12:30:09 AM »
Quote from: Bast175 on August 31, 2006, 11:43:34 PM
I am having problems getting girls.  Monster drought.

Hm...

YIP
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Re: How do you find hookers in your area?
« Reply #34 on: October 02, 2006, 12:31:21 AM »
Quote from: Hedgehog on October 02, 2006, 12:30:09 AM
Hm...

YIP
Zack

zack, why are you bumping posts our little italian friend made over a month ago?
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Re: How do you find hookers in your area?
« Reply #35 on: October 25, 2006, 06:25:40 PM »
Quote from: Always Sore on September 01, 2006, 08:02:15 AM
she gets around, her motto is anytime anywhere all the pussy you want for a buck.

You are a sissy who reads comic books.
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Re: How do you find hookers in your area?
« Reply #36 on: October 25, 2006, 07:36:00 PM »
Quote from: Bast175 on August 31, 2006, 11:43:34 PM
I am having problems getting girls.  Monster drought.

If you are in New York I could give you the number for a spanish pimp, his girls are really nice latinas.  ;D
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Re: How do you find hookers in your area?
« Reply #37 on: October 25, 2006, 07:55:39 PM »
start dealing coke crack or H and they will come to you my friend :)
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Re: How do you find hookers in your area?
« Reply #38 on: October 25, 2006, 08:02:25 PM »
Quote from: Bast175 on August 31, 2006, 11:43:34 PM
I am having problems getting girls.  Monster drought.

Just ask TA to put on his wig or to let you borrow his inflated Jezebelle.
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Re: How do you find hookers in your area?
« Reply #39 on: October 25, 2006, 08:15:36 PM »
monster thinking out loud in posts.
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Re: How do you find hookers in your area?
« Reply #40 on: October 25, 2006, 08:20:48 PM »
Quote from: Bast000 on October 25, 2006, 08:15:36 PM
monster thinking out loud in posts.

Why don't you go get rapped at the bars again..?
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Re: How do you find hookers in your area?
« Reply #41 on: October 25, 2006, 10:44:04 PM »
Quote from: Bast175 on August 31, 2006, 11:43:34 PM
I am having problems getting girls.  Monster drought.

save up $ 1000 ..

visit upper class strip joint...


..although if ya have like $200 on ya and go to local college bar..you'll get lucky...


if ya live in MD...just meet me at a college park bar....if you r white and built...i know plenty of sorority that'd fuck ya for a gram of coke...

if you r black.....

well ...bring enough money for a ball...

cheers..
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Re: How do you find hookers in your area?
« Reply #42 on: October 25, 2006, 10:45:54 PM »
Quote from: Mobil on August 31, 2006, 11:51:23 PM
go to a "24hr massage spa". guess what? they arent really massage spas  ;)

They just busted this week 4 massage parlors here.  They showed a bunch of girls being put into paddy wagons going to jail.
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Re: How do you find hookers in your area?
« Reply #43 on: October 26, 2006, 12:08:49 AM »
Quote from: onlyme on October 25, 2006, 10:45:54 PM
They just busted this week 4 massage parlors here.  They showed a bunch of girls being put into paddy wagons going to jail.

Some of the Johns were arrested too.
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Re: How do you find hookers in your area?
« Reply #44 on: October 26, 2006, 01:03:51 AM »
they busted a huge ring of them in houston last year. it made national news... guess what??? supply and demand... they opened right back up and are operating. in houston they are literaly on every street corner
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Re: How do you find hookers in your area?
« Reply #45 on: October 26, 2006, 09:09:24 AM »
Don't forget to pay the hooker. (For leaving asap after you're done).
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Re: How do you find hookers in your area?
« Reply #46 on: October 26, 2006, 10:28:05 PM »
I got a massage in Chicago from a Russian whose hands definitely wandered.  She worked for this outfit that owns a couple parlors in the area. They're called "heavenly" something. 

no, i didn't get a happy ending.
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Re: How do you find hookers in your area?
« Reply #47 on: October 27, 2006, 02:59:50 AM »
This is a fact Jack

stand on the street and ask the next 20 women that walk by if they will fuck you...You may get slapped 4 or 5 times but 1 out of 20 women will bring you home and take care of you...

Try it---get fucked up and use a fake name and pretend your a buddy of yours or something(it will actually make it funny to you)

and remember that if you pretending to be someone else and you get rejected, they are not rejecting you....
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Re: How do you find hookers in your area?
« Reply #48 on: October 27, 2006, 06:14:37 AM »
Whaaaaaaaa?????

I hope you're joking - if not, then I'm going to try that tonight.  ;D
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Re: How do you find hookers in your area?
« Reply #49 on: October 27, 2006, 06:35:32 AM »
Quote from: Wombat on October 27, 2006, 02:59:50 AM
This is a fact Jack

stand on the street and ask the next 20 women that walk by if they will f**k you...You may get slapped 4 or 5 times but 1 out of 20 women will bring you home and take care of you...

Try it---get fucked up and use a fake name and pretend your a buddy of yours or something(it will actually make it funny to you)

and remember that if you pretending to be someone else and you get rejected, they are not rejecting you....
ROTFLMAO..classic. ;D
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