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Bast175
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« on: August 31, 2006, 11:43:34 PM »

I am having problems getting girls.  Monster drought.
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« Reply #1 on: August 31, 2006, 11:51:23 PM »

go to a "24hr massage spa". guess what? they arent really massage spas  Wink
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« Reply #2 on: August 31, 2006, 11:59:10 PM »

Now that was some Monster truth and funny.

Hookers?
Aren't they illegal in the US?  24hr massage dude, all the way.  Just ask for the McCroatch Happy Ending, they'll hook you up. Grin
Or, find a ghetto near you and you should find a street walker or two.
I expect a full report next week.
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« Reply #3 on: September 01, 2006, 12:02:54 AM »

look for businesses that have signs that say "WE CASH CHECKS".
should be 2 or 3 hookers hanging around outside.
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« Reply #4 on: September 01, 2006, 12:19:46 AM »

I am having problems getting girls.  Monster drought.

Give up the nice guy routine and learn to be a prick. You won't need a hooker. You'll break your drought.
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and keep moving!
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« Reply #5 on: September 01, 2006, 12:22:57 AM »

or you can go for the old "mark grace slumpbuster routine".  Pick any night of the week bast and go out and have some drinks.  go look for the ugliest or fattest girl in the bar, go hogging and then magically your slump will end and youll be back to tagging grade A ass.

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« Reply #6 on: September 01, 2006, 12:24:53 AM »

I am having problems getting girls.  Monster drought.

it's likely that your high-protein diet has resulted in you wearing a thin sheet of stink everywhere you go.  Weeks, months, even years of small, sneaky methane releases take their toll on your home, clothing, and even skin.  And you don't even know it.

Bast, I'm a fat kid who used to live on jaegermeister and carbs.  Before getting hitched, I pulled more ass than a donkey walking service.  Cause they smelled my pheromones, not my drop zone. Ya heard?

Lose the stink and you'll find the pink.  

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« Reply #7 on: September 01, 2006, 01:05:46 AM »

or you can go for the old "mark grace slumpbuster routine".  Pick any night of the week bast and go out and have some drinks.  go look for the ugliest or fattest girl in the bar, go hogging and then magically your slump will end and youll be back to tagging grade A ass.

Mark Grace and Jim Rome approved

No, no, no... go straight for grade A prime filet. Insecure and easier target.
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« Reply #8 on: September 01, 2006, 03:14:35 AM »

You could try one of the muscle escort boards.  Roll Eyes
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« Reply #9 on: September 01, 2006, 06:17:24 AM »

You could try one of the muscle escort boards.  Roll Eyes
you are pathetic
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« Reply #10 on: September 01, 2006, 06:22:41 AM »

If your in Atlanta I know the best Whore house in the city...Smiley
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« Reply #11 on: September 01, 2006, 06:31:45 AM »

If your in Atlanta I know the best Whore house in the city...Smiley

we're closed today
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« Reply #12 on: September 01, 2006, 06:33:31 AM »

we're closed today

LOL gotcha man...Smiley
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« Reply #13 on: September 01, 2006, 06:35:30 AM »

lol, you got something!
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« Reply #14 on: September 01, 2006, 06:41:06 AM »

Any city has hookers walking around and they are real easy to find. They try to make eye contact with you as you drive by. 99.9% of them are covered with needle tracks so caveat emptor.
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« Reply #15 on: September 01, 2006, 07:49:30 AM »

99.9% of bodybuilders hookers are covered with needle tracks so caveat emptor.
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« Reply #16 on: September 01, 2006, 07:52:18 AM »

If your in Atlanta I know the best Whore house in the city...Smiley

I wasn't aware that brianX's mom lived in Atlanta?  Cool
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« Reply #17 on: September 01, 2006, 07:56:12 AM »

I only have to drive to a big city and i can get laid and the best part is :...it's a legal profession over here so you can't get arrested for fucking a hooker.... Wink

PS: EM has never done the things stated above... Smiley
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« Reply #18 on: September 01, 2006, 08:00:04 AM »



That is a good one 240.
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« Reply #19 on: September 01, 2006, 08:02:15 AM »

I wasn't aware that brianX's move lived in Atlanta?  Cool

she gets around, her motto is anytime anywhere all the pussy you want for a buck.
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« Reply #20 on: September 01, 2006, 08:21:28 AM »

she gets around, her motto is anytime anywhere all the pussy you want for a buck.

She is a lil tart, huh?
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« Reply #21 on: September 01, 2006, 12:14:51 PM »

Give up the nice guy routine and learn to be a prick.


i also think you need to flash your money? 

isn't that what whores want and need?
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« Reply #22 on: September 01, 2006, 12:20:16 PM »


i also think you need to flash your money? 

isn't that what whores want and need?

Don't know, why don't you tell us?
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« Reply #23 on: September 01, 2006, 12:21:01 PM »

Don't know, why don't you tell us?

or better yet, she could just pm Bast her no.
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« Reply #24 on: September 01, 2006, 12:24:52 PM »

or better yet, she could just pm Bast her no.

he wanted female hookers not shemales prentending to be a girl online.
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