Hot Lady Teaches Getbiggers How To Fight!

[Krankenstein]

Well, you're a queer, aren't you? You seem awfully interested in the homo aspect of ancient civilisation.

Hmm, didn't you say something about illiterate "buffoon"?  You know how to spell pederasty, but not civilization? Yes, I find it interesting that you would pattern your life after people who regularly engaged in the that act.  Who draws a man to want have sex with a little boy Johhny?  My guess is that you like getting dressed up in your "300" costume and and go looking for boys to "teach them the ways of being a Spartan"

[arce1988]

PS watching the movie 300 fifty times and doing some crunches doesn't make you a Spartan.



 

[Jon Harridan]

Hmm, didn't you say something about illiterate "buffoon"?  You know how to spell pederasty, but not civilization? Yes, I find it interesting that you would pattern your life after people who regularly engaged in the that act.  Who draws a man to want have sex with a little boy Johhny?  My guess is that you like getting dressed up in your "300" costume and and go looking for boys to "teach them the ways of being a Spartan"

You're getting all mixed up. Of course I don't care about that shit. Maybe you do; who knows? The fact's that the Spartans were the most hardass warriors the world has ever seen and it's wise to learn from their discipline and intelligence in this regard. I've never even watched the movie 300 but I've always been a student of History; that's how I came to learn about the Spartans. If you wish I can give you lessons about the Spartans as well as about other worthy peoples such as the gigantic Masai, the Aussie Aborigines, the Kiwi Maoris, the Indians and so on.

[Jon Harridan]

PS watching the movie 300 fifty times and doing some crunches doesn't make you a Spartan.



 

Yeah sure, tell us all about it.

[Krankenstein]

You're getting all mixed up. Of course I don't care about that shit. Maybe you do; who knows? The fact's that the Spartans were the most hardass warriors the world has ever seen and it's wise to learn from their discipline and intelligence in this regard. I've never even watched the movie 300 but I've always been a student of History; that's how I came to learn about the Spartans. If you wish I can give you lessons about the Spartans as well as about other worthy peoples such as the gigantic Masai, the Aussie Aborigines, the Kiwi Maoris, the Indians and so on.

How am I mixed up?  You are the one calling yourself the Spartan.  You are the one claiming to be almost warrior-like.  Logic would dictate that you enjoy all aspects of the Spartan life. 

Sure you haven't seen 300.       Oh, and wise "student of history" its Aussie AboriginALS. 

[Jon Harridan]

How am I mixed up?  You are the one calling yourself the Spartan.  You are the one claiming to be almost warrior-like.  Logic would dictate that you enjoy all aspects of the Spartan life. 

Sure you haven't seen 300.       Oh, and wise "student of history" its Aussie AboriginALS. 

Oh no, funnily enough only the little fags on Getbig reminded me of the sexual perversions of the Spartans. I focus only on their training and diet so I had long ago forgotten about their queer extracurricular activities. And it's Aussie ABORIGINES (strictly speaking, Aborigine is the noun and Aboriginal the adjectival form), you jackass, so don't get wise with me, smartass.

[Palpatine Q]

Oh no, funnily enough only the little fags on Getbig reminded me of the sexual perversions of the Spartans. I focus only on their training and diet so I had long ago forgotten about their queer extracurricular activities. And it's Aussie ABORIGINES (strictly speaking, Aborigine is the noun and Aboriginal the adjectival form), you jackass, so don't get wise with me, smartass.

I'd like to see the "Spartan training and diet manual"

can I get that on Amazon ?

[Jon Harridan]

I'd like to see the "Spartan training and diet manual"

can I get that on Amazon ?

Sadly it's no longer on sale (you came to the party too late) but I can teach you (for a fee). The money's worth it though if you want those elusive gains (bigger muscles, longer lifespan, increased endurance and so on).

[Hulkotron]

Jon Harridan LOVES the pedastry aspect of being a Spartan.  He will fight to the death to preserve that tradition.

Are you suggesting that John Harridan frequently sails the high seas of butt piracy?

[Jon Harridan]

Are you suggesting that John Harridan frequently sails the high seas of butt piracy?

Haha yes, I see you rubbing and oiling your grimy hooters!

[Krankenstein]

Oh no, funnily enough only the little fags on Getbig reminded me of the sexual perversions of the Spartans. I focus only on their training and diet so I had long ago forgotten about their queer extracurricular activities. And it's Aussie ABORIGINES (strictly speaking, Aborigine is the noun and Aboriginal the adjectival form), you jackass, so don't get wise with me, smartass.

No dipshit, it would be Aboriginals if you are talking about a tribe.  Aborigine is if you are talking about a member of the tribe or you are speaking of the language.

I am sorry to get wise with you, I can see your inferior intellect and mental capacity is not able to handle this.

So Jonathan, do you hunt for your food?  Do you obtain your own fish?  Have an olive field?  Make your own wine?  Make the special dark broth that the Spartans did?  When was the last time you ate pigeon?

Fuck yourself back to gimmick land dick cheese.

[Krankenstein]

Are you suggesting that John Harridan frequently sails the high seas of butt piracy?

I am saying that Jonathan wishes he could travel back in time to the days of Sparta.  He would go by the name Suckus Maximus Cockus

[Jon Harridan]

No dipshit, it would be Aboriginals if you are talking about a tribe.  Aborigine is if you are talking about a member of the tribe or you are speaking of the language.

I am sorry to get wise with you, I can see your inferior intellect and mental capacity is not able to handle this.

So Jonathan, do you hunt for your food?  Do you obtain your own fish?  Have an olive field?  Make your own wine?  Make the special dark broth that the Spartans did?  When was the last time you ate pigeon?

Fuck yourself back to gimmick land dick cheese.

I just said Aborigine is the noun and Aboriginal the adjectival form, regardless of what you're talking about, you imbecile, so what horseshit are you spouting now? So if you're talking about a tribe it's the Aborigines as I said. Your grammar and spelling are both atrocious, genius. And I do take special dark chicken broth, hehe. I'm a modern day Spartan so I frequent my local supermarkets for my food and beverages. Why take the stairs when you can take the elevator? And why the fuck are you thinking of 'dick cheese', you dick?

[Jon Harridan]

I am saying that Jonathan wishes he could travel back in time to the days of Sparta.  He would go by the name Suckus Maximus Cockus

That vulgar name of yours is Roman not Spartan, asswipe. Fuckin' cur of a dumbass.

[mr.turbo]

Jon harridan is a nitwit!

[Jon Harridan]

Jon harridan is a nitwit!

Hahahaha, ok 'Mr Turbo'.

[Krankenstein]

I just said Aborigine is the noun and Aboriginal the adjectival form, regardless of what you're talking about, you imbecile, so what horseshit are you spouting now? So if you're talking about a tribe it's the Aborigines as I said. Your grammar and spelling are both atrocious, genius. And I do take special dark chicken broth, hehe. I'm a modern day Spartan so I frequent my local supermarkets for my food and beverages. Why take the stairs when you can take the elevator? And why the fuck are you thinking of 'dick cheese', you dick?

Noun = person, place or thing. 

Aboriginal = Of or relating to the indigenous peoples of Australia.

Please stop melting down.  I am sure thats not that spartan way. 

[Jon Harridan]

Noun = person, place or thing. 

Aboriginal = Of or relating to the indigenous peoples of Australia.

Please stop melting down.  I am sure thats not that spartan way. 

We noble warriors are pissed to high heaven at the mere sight of any bullshit lke yourself. As you yourself said, 'Aboriginal' is an ADJECTIVE, you moron. The term 'Aborigines' is a NOUN. I sure hope the majority of Getbig aren't as asinine as you. Officially you are known as 'Equus africanus asinus'. Hahaha, how can you hope to vie with me with my sparkling wit and command of the language?

[DroppingPlates]

Funny thing is I'm butchering all these little fags on Getbig and calling you out on your shit.

Haha, you keyboard spartan 

[Big Chiro Flex]

Funny thing is I'm butchering all these little fags on Getbig and calling you out on your shit.

You're askin for a stern rasping of fists, brother.

[Jon Harridan]

Haha, you keyboard spartan  

The Spartan principles are but part of my methodology but you can rest assured I live by them to optimize my health and fitness. I also utilize the secrets of the gigantic Masai, the Maoris and even more peoples you've probably never even heard of, you ignorant Dutch dipshit! And you say you know everything and don't need my help; I'm not a world leader in bodybuilding specialisation and health expertise for nothing you know. You could have been great (as a part of Team Harridan) but you opted to be an ARSEHOLE when I was being a friend to you. I guess that's just what an ARSEHOLE does though.

[Jon Harridan]

You're askin for a stern rasping of fists, brother.

What the fuck is that? I'm a very aggressive man.

[Jon Harridan]

I'm sure some of you (the smarter ones on Getbig) have actually benefited from the Kathy Long video I originally posted. If not, here it is.

[Big Chiro Flex]

What the fuck is that? I'm a very aggressive man.

I'd like to give you a knuckle sandwich or two. Then take you out for a beer, on me, and discuss your various training philosophys.

[bigmc]

I'd like to give you a knuckle sandwich or two. Then take you out for a beer, on me, and discuss your various training philosophys.

i think at this point the gimmick jon harridan has spent his load

i threw him some bones and he was unable to come up with anything remotely funny or relevant

let this be a lesson to those who would start gimmicks without the proper preparation

see true amateur for a decent gimmick attempt