A Spartan is an elite warrior, you dick. What the fuck does 'being a vampire' have to do with anything?
well for starters Spartans haven't been around for about 2500 years, so the point is you are saying you "are" something that doesn't exist, stupid. You know..like a Vampire
PS watching the movie 300 fifty times and doing some crunches doesn't make you a Spartan.