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Title: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: Big N on July 19, 2006, 09:32:08 PM

a'ight fellas let the votes start!

Who's your most funniest/hilarious guy @ getbig?

My vote goes to CHICK and BLUTO!
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: benchthis on July 19, 2006, 09:43:00 PM
special ed
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: Big N on July 19, 2006, 10:03:37 PM
special ed

lol yeah that guy is funny too, why call himself special ed?  ???
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Post by: airrick on July 19, 2006, 10:07:03 PM
I go for Vince, who has made everybody, and i mean every everybody LAUGH!
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Post by: haider on July 19, 2006, 10:08:52 PM
lol yeah that guy is funny too, why call himself special ed?  ???
he's...ummm.. he's "special" man.
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: Big N on July 19, 2006, 10:08:52 PM
I go for Vince, who has made everybody, and i mean every everybody LAUGH!

LOL aw man how could i forget about him, but the thing about it is that he's so serious too. I like(no homo) the dude, he's madd funny too  ;D
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: Big N on July 19, 2006, 10:09:43 PM
he's...ummm.. he's "special" man.

lol does he has a crown on his head too?  ;D
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: The True Adonis on July 19, 2006, 10:20:40 PM
a'ight fellas let the votes start!

Who's your most funniest/hilarious guy @ getbig?

My vote goes to CHICK and BLUTO!

Dude, Chick and Bluto aren`t funny at all.  Stop being delusional.
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: Big N on July 19, 2006, 10:22:44 PM
Dude, Chick and Bluto aren`t funny at all.  Stop being delusional.


lol c'mon on bro give it up for Chick, the guy has a sense of humor. Then who's your vote for? ??? Vince?
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: The True Adonis on July 19, 2006, 10:25:29 PM

lol c'mon on bro give it up for Chick, the guy has a sense of humor. Then who's your vote for? ??? Vince?

Broadstreet and the entire Squad.
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: OneMoreRep on July 19, 2006, 10:27:45 PM
I'll vote for myself.  That's right you bunch of heteromos, I'm the funniest fag on board.

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Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: Bast175 on July 19, 2006, 10:30:17 PM
I can honestly say that I'm always serious in all my posts. 

I'm not into joking and playing games.
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: airrick on July 19, 2006, 10:31:09 PM
Im serious... Ima vote for VINCE... anyone who can make us LAUGH til it hurts just by posting his pic without saying anything has got to be the funniest mutha fukka ever!
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: 240 is Back on July 19, 2006, 10:32:32 PM
this OneMoreRep is starting to grow on me.
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: OneMoreRep on July 19, 2006, 10:32:40 PM
i disagree.  Mr. Intenseone is the funniest fag.

Has he ever gotten butt raped by 4 IFBB pros in the same night and had to have a pump used at the ER to suction out the semen?

If not, I'm the reigning champ,

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Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: Big N on July 19, 2006, 10:33:31 PM
I'll vote for myself.  That's right you bunch of heteromos, I'm the funniest fag on board.

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I thought you were being sarcastic before when you replied to chicks post about you being gay, you're seriously a peter puffer bro? A sausage smuggler?  :o
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: OneMoreRep on July 19, 2006, 10:40:52 PM

I thought you were being sarcastic before when you replied to chicks post about you being gay, you're seriously a peter puffer bro? A sausage smuggler?  :o

Peter puffer? Sausage Smuggler?  Come again?  I don't know about those terms, but I do fvck men up the ass for fun.  Let me tell you a story...  A few years back, I attended a Night of Champions show.  I sat there in fucking fag heaven, watching those beefed up men posing for the life of them, squeezing out pose after pose, I truly believed one of them was going to poke out a testicle from his thong, but to no luck.  Anyway, after the show was done, some guy that placed either 3rd or 4th, I can't remember, was in the oil room out back and was having problems getting his member up for some man-on-man action with some other guy.  He resorted to injecting esiclene up his maximus prime and still to no avail.  I came on over to his side and right as he was about to give up on it all and swallow a bottle of Advil, I started to caress his balls with my tongue and then proceeded to give him the anal pwnage of his life.  Safe to say, even though he placed 3rd or 4th that night, he was the real winner.  I think that guy is retired now, living out life managing real estate or something.

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Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: phyxsius on July 19, 2006, 10:51:31 PM
Vince G is a natural comedian even when he's serious.
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Post by: nzmusclemonster on July 19, 2006, 11:07:20 PM
Peter puffer? Sausage Smuggler?  Come again?  I don't know about those terms, but I do fvck men up the ass for fun.  Let me tell you a story...  A few years back, I attended a Night of Champions show.  I sat there in fucking fag heaven, watching those beefed up men posing for the life of them, squeezing out pose after pose, I truly believed one of them was going to poke out a testicle from his thong, but to no luck.  Anyway, after the show was done, some guy that placed either 3rd or 4th, I can't remember, was in the oil room out back and was having problems getting his member up for some man-on-man action with some other guy.  He resorted to injecting esiclene up his maximus prime and still to no avail.  I came on over to his side and right as he was about to give up on it all and swallow a bottle of Advil, I started to caress his balls with my tongue and then proceeded to give him the anal pwnage of his life.  Safe to say, even though he placed 3rd or 4th that night, he was the real winner.  I think that guy is retired now, living out life managing real estate or something.

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I am deeply disturbed by this post.
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: IFBBwannaB on July 19, 2006, 11:10:07 PM
They are right,"the squad" are ones we all like to laugh at the most.
A bunch of cock huging skinny retarads.

Nothing is funnier then one of them posting a pic,and the others post how they like the buldge in hist pants.
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: Mr. Intenseone on July 19, 2006, 11:10:59 PM
i disagree.  Mr. Intenseone is the funniest fag.

Your mom think's you're funny..just ask her. She's the one on the right isn't she?

 
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: Special Ed on July 19, 2006, 11:13:23 PM
As a card-carrying Trenchcoat Squad member, I nominate Giordano.

Trenchcoat Fag
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: Robbie on July 19, 2006, 11:38:32 PM
Adonis is the ugliest... does that count?
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: onlyme on July 19, 2006, 11:46:24 PM
Well since I can't vote myself in  >:(  Vince for sure, but he does it unknowingly.  I like Special Ed's posts and especially his signature.
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: thisiskeith12 on July 19, 2006, 11:53:45 PM
No, by far Alexxx and LuciusFox are the funniest here.
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: MAXX on July 20, 2006, 03:08:07 AM
Gordiano. His photoshops are allways spot on haha
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: SS on July 20, 2006, 03:14:37 AM
the rabbi or excite bike....
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: Rambone on July 20, 2006, 05:43:12 AM
Broadstreet and Gordiano's pictures
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: danielson on July 20, 2006, 05:50:55 AM
vince and Gordiano.
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: HUGEPECS on July 20, 2006, 05:54:07 AM
donkey kong and I
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: jaejonna on July 20, 2006, 05:58:14 AM
Stoppa and his hijinx
Alexxx onliners
Croatch's timing with meltdowns (See Mandy story)
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: Petrucci on July 20, 2006, 06:47:07 AM
Peter puffer? Sausage Smuggler?  Come again?  I don't know about those terms, but I do fvck men up the ass for fun.  Let me tell you a story...  A few years back, I attended a Night of Champions show.  I sat there in fucking fag heaven, watching those beefed up men posing for the life of them, squeezing out pose after pose, I truly believed one of them was going to poke out a testicle from his thong, but to no luck.  Anyway, after the show was done, some guy that placed either 3rd or 4th, I can't remember, was in the oil room out back and was having problems getting his member up for some man-on-man action with some other guy.  He resorted to injecting esiclene up his maximus prime and still to no avail.  I came on over to his side and right as he was about to give up on it all and swallow a bottle of Advil, I started to caress his balls with my tongue and then proceeded to give him the anal pwnage of his life.  Safe to say, even though he placed 3rd or 4th that night, he was the real winner.  I think that guy is retired now, living out life managing real estate or something.

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 :o
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: liberty on July 20, 2006, 07:00:59 AM
Gordiano and MOS
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: pumpster on July 20, 2006, 07:10:09 AM
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Chick and Bluto aren`t funny at all.

Bluto's unintentionally amusing because he's entirely unaware that he's a buffoon. Then again, I like train wrecks including simpletons who idolize & worship Stallone's nuts.
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on July 20, 2006, 07:10:20 AM
Thank you gentlemen. I truely appreciate it.
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: anvil on July 20, 2006, 07:18:48 AM
3-way tie:

1. Gordiano for the photoshop pics
2. Showstoppa for his threads on fatties
3. Vince G. for his pics
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: wood on July 20, 2006, 07:25:46 AM
Special "Funny Fvck" Ed
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: Bluto on July 20, 2006, 07:30:09 AM
Bluto's unintentionally amusing because he's entirely unaware that he's a buffoon. Then again, I like train wrecks including simpletons who idolize & worship Stallone's nuts.

anytime you wanna bump that stallone thread and get owned over and over again, feel free!

Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: Bluto on July 20, 2006, 07:31:13 AM
derek anthony is one funny guy, he gets my vote
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: pumpster on July 20, 2006, 07:31:23 AM
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Quote from: pumpster on Today at 10:10:09 AM
Bluto's unintentionally amusing because he's entirely unaware that he's a buffoon. Then again, I like train wrecks including simpletons who idolize & worship Stallone's nuts.

anytime you wanna bump that stallone thread and get owned over and over again, feel free!

You mean your fan letters to Sly "Cleveland Steamer" Stallone? Not a problem, thanks for bringing it up to discuss further since I know you weren't aware of this:
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: ToxicAvenger on July 20, 2006, 07:32:34 AM
BiggerBusiness ..
Geo when he wants to be.
Flower when she is pissed
dood that made the original plumboism thread (1 yr ago)
dood that finished everything with "i am" although i suspect it ws biggerb

and me when i'm drunk!

Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: Bluto on July 20, 2006, 07:33:02 AM
think that's the 5th time you post that picture. you're truely one of the most boring guys on here. if not THE most boring. i wish you were a gimmick account. sadly you're not.
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: Bluto on July 20, 2006, 07:33:59 AM
BiggerBusiness ..
Geo when he wants to be.
Flower when she is pissed
dood that made the original plumboism thread (1 yr ago)
dood that finished everything with "i am" although i suspect it ws biggerb

and me when i'm drunk!



you need to spend a awful lot of time on the x to find something funny tho, i dont have that time or endurance

i am guy was that french guy wasnt it
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: pumpster on July 20, 2006, 07:35:28 AM
Bluto's hero:

My favorite Stallone story was the Heidi Fleiss hooker who said Stallone would pay her to stand naked on a glass table while he laid under it as she shit on it.
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Post by: divcom on July 20, 2006, 07:36:15 AM
Who does the King flower mix posts and Ronnie as a silver back?  Was offended by the 2nd but couldnt stop laughing to flame him.
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: Bluto on July 20, 2006, 07:37:12 AM
My favorite Stallone story was the Heidi Fleiss hooker who said Stallone would pay her to stand naked on a glass table while he laid under it as she shit on it.

that's your favorite story? you're a weird guy. maybe you should check out the sex board, there's a few weirdos there you might connect with
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: Bluto on July 20, 2006, 07:37:55 AM
and there he changed the post, again.  ::)

haha. 
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: pumpster on July 20, 2006, 07:38:09 AM
Dude he's your hero, and you're dead serious about him. How many posters do you have of Stallone as well as posters of "Bluto"? I can't think of anyone else on getbig who is dumb enough to be a Bluto groupie.  ???

Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: Bluto on July 20, 2006, 07:39:27 AM
Dude he's your hero, along with "Bluto". I can't think of anyone else on getbig who is dumb enough to be a Bluto groupie.  ???

stallone could enjoy shitting on your face for all i care. wouldn't change anything i've posted about him in the stallone thread as far as him being an actor, being in good shape or whatever.

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Post by: pumpster on July 20, 2006, 07:42:33 AM
We both know that I already suggested that he'd probably be open to steaming someone as much of a fanatic about him as you.
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Post by: sarcasm on July 20, 2006, 07:43:01 AM
"Bluto's" love for all things penis is funny but at the same time very troubling.
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Post by: pumpster on July 20, 2006, 07:45:05 AM
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"Bluto's" love for all things penis is funny but at the same time very troubling.
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Bluto share any private thoughts on Stallone's or Bluto's package..
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: Bluto on July 20, 2006, 07:45:14 AM
i'll reply later. gotta give dumpster a change to modify his post, as always. apparantely his brain and his hands doesnt work very well together.
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Post by: Bluto on July 20, 2006, 07:46:01 AM
]

Bluto share any private thoughts on Stallone's or Bluto's package..

yeah bluto is from popeye, me using him as my avatar for a year might have given it away.
nice going sherlock.
 ::)
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Post by: pumpster on July 20, 2006, 07:47:29 AM
Does Bluto have any desires for Popeye?
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Post by: Bluto on July 20, 2006, 07:48:49 AM
Does Bluto have any desires for Popeye?

you tell me, you seem to be obsessed by this cartoon character
and when you're done with that, you can try to give MOS a hard time for having superman in his nickname
 ::)
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on July 20, 2006, 08:00:50 AM
Bluto: although he's side tracked with his endless battle
Mars: for his broken English typing
True Adonis: because he can get more replies and views then any thread about the Mr. Olympia
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: Mars on July 20, 2006, 08:02:04 AM
Fuck you.
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: Bluto on July 20, 2006, 08:05:23 AM
haha.
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Post by: Naked4Jesus on July 20, 2006, 08:06:35 AM
I'm voting for Vince "Shades of Dorian" Goodrum.  That has got to be one of the funniest gimmicks on this board.   Fu.ckin brilliant!  The only thing that would make it too hilarious to even fu.ckin bare would be to find out that this total fu.ck up is real.  I would just blow my kidneys laughing over that one.  Christ, the very thought of it has me rofl right now!
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: sarcasm on July 20, 2006, 08:06:43 AM
can't leave UK Gold out for wanting his "girlfriend" to pound his ass with a strap on, hahahahahahaa.
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: Mars on July 20, 2006, 08:07:25 AM
haha.

Did i told you to answer little cum piranha?
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Post by: Bluto on July 20, 2006, 08:07:30 AM
ukgold was funny, but still, that must've been a gimmick, you just don register and post shit like that the first thing you do
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Post by: Bluto on July 20, 2006, 08:08:09 AM
Did i told you to answer little cum piranha?

relax i think your english is ok, for a potsmoking guy from holland  ;)
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on July 20, 2006, 08:08:11 AM
Did i told you to answer little cum piranha?

My point is proven.
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Post by: ToxicAvenger on July 20, 2006, 08:08:23 AM
you need to spend a awful lot of time on the x to find something funny tho, i dont have that time or endurance

i am guy was that french guy wasnt it



the x ws a different place about 1 yr ago..now we r a pretty friendly bunch..
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: Mars on July 20, 2006, 08:08:57 AM
My point is proven.

You are close to death.
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: Bluto on July 20, 2006, 08:09:11 AM

the x ws a different place about 1 yr ago..now we r a pretty friendly bunch..

yeah it's gone downhill
 >:(
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: sarcasm on July 20, 2006, 08:14:32 AM
My point is proven.
gaystreetcruiser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how dare you make fun of a SQUAD legend like Mars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha, oh brother, i'll bet you're the type of guy who tries to contact Rodney St. Cloud and Bob Paris to go and see a La Cage Aux Folles/Les Miserables double feature and then tell yourself things to feel better like, "i'm not really gay, i just want to take advantage of all that Broadway has to offer a little fag like me", hahahaha, gayer than a free credit report.
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: ToxicAvenger on July 20, 2006, 08:15:47 AM
yeah it's gone downhill
 >:(

everyone ws at everyones throats and anything went..

anything STILL goes..but all the people fighting kinda simmered down and started to get along and make friends..now i talk on the phone with a few from there..its more of a hang out spot now  :)
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Post by: Bluto on July 20, 2006, 08:16:25 AM
gaystreetcruiser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how dare you make fun of a SQUAD legend like Mars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha, oh brother, i'll bet you're the type of guy who tries to contact Rodney St. Cloud and Bob Paris to go and see a La Cage Aux Folles/Les Miserables double feature and then tell yourself things to feel better like, "i'm not really gay, i just want to take advantage of all that Broadway has to offer a little fag like me", hahahaha, gayer than a free credit report.

did you notice that nobody mentioned your name when talking about people being funny, wonder why that is  ::)
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: Bluto on July 20, 2006, 08:17:19 AM
everyone ws at everyones throats and anything went..

anything STILL goes..but all the people fighting kinda simmered down and started to get along and make friends..now i talk on the phone with a few from there..its more of a hang out spot now  :)

yeah it sucks.

and talking on the phone with people from getbig is totally unacceptable.
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: sarcasm on July 20, 2006, 08:17:31 AM
did you notice that nobody mentioned your name when talking about people being funny, wonder why that is  ::)
what do you think the SQUAD is, pole polisher?
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: Bluto on July 20, 2006, 08:18:22 AM
what do you think the SQUAD is, pole polisher?

"the SQUAD" oh brother what a name  ::)
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: Mars on July 20, 2006, 08:19:20 AM
Haha don't worry about that cum bruiser, he's lucky i'm in a extremely good mood because i'm smoking some good pot and drinking a good glass of red wine outside.
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: Bluto on July 20, 2006, 08:20:21 AM
hits from the bong
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Post by: BroadStreetBruiser on July 20, 2006, 08:21:50 AM
gaystreetcruiser!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how dare you make fun of a SQUAD legend like Mars!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! hahahaha, oh brother, i'll bet you're the type of guy who tries to contact Rodney St. Cloud and Bob Paris to go and see a La Cage Aux Folles/Les Miserables double feature and then tell yourself things to feel better like, "i'm not really gay, i just want to take advantage of all that Broadway has to offer a little fag like me", hahahaha, gayer than a free credit report.

SARCASM!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU CUM BANDIT ASS LORD HAHAHAHAHA oh brother hahahaha anyway I heard your the kind of "man" that walks into Metal Mikes Lords of Leather Wholesalers and scans the crowd for the biggest, greasiest, horniest, blackest man and say "Hey stud you look pretty good in that leather bandana and assless chaps. How about you pretend I'm a motorcycle and ride me a while to see how they feel" HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Gayer then DVD box sets hahahahaha
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Post by: Rambone on July 20, 2006, 08:25:42 AM
gayer than a free credit report.
hahahahhaha
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: ToxicAvenger on July 20, 2006, 08:34:41 AM
yeah it sucks.

and talking on the phone with people from getbig is totally unacceptable.



wanna have phone sex?
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: danielson on July 20, 2006, 08:38:51 AM
Vince's posts and pics are unmatched. I almost pissed myself when he posted that latest pic. Then I get the added satisfaction of knowing Gordiano is going to fuck with his pic somehow. Vince is a comic genius, intentionally or not.
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: alexxx on July 20, 2006, 09:07:25 AM
gordiano is pretty stupid and gay and a little queer but it all makes me laugh so... he deserves a tampon.
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Post by: ribonucleic on July 20, 2006, 09:10:48 AM
Special Ed has the most flair. But if you combine with & at, Sarcasm is the likeliest to get a laugh.
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: danielson on July 20, 2006, 09:11:10 AM
gordiano is pretty stupid and gay and a little queer but it all makes me laugh so... he deserves a tampon.

I like him, he's funny.
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: Mars on July 20, 2006, 09:11:47 AM
I like him, he's funny.

That's because you are gay too.
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: MAXX on July 20, 2006, 09:13:09 AM
gordiano is pretty stupid and gay and a little queer but it all makes me laugh so... he deserves a tampon.
ooh looks like someone has been offended by gordiano  ;D
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: ribonucleic on July 20, 2006, 09:13:33 AM
That's because you are gay too.

Honestly now. How long did it take you to come up with that?  :)
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: DK II on July 20, 2006, 09:20:01 AM
gordiano is pretty stupid and gay and a little queer but it all makes me laugh so... he deserves a tampon.

I vote for alexxx and showstoppa.
These guys almost make me collapse because of laughter.
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: jaejonna on July 20, 2006, 09:22:52 AM
Sarcasm and Mars

always make me laugh ....

like when mars goes ....<insert username> is a little bitch isnt he...

hahah
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: Kegdrainer on July 20, 2006, 09:38:16 AM
Your mom think's you're funny..just ask her. She's the one on the right isn't she?

 

why you gotta bust on Borat like that?  In case anyone didnt know this pic is from cannes film festival and the guy in the ridiculous suit is sasha cohen A.K.A. Ali G/Borat/Bruno  from the Ali G Show.  He was there promoting the Borat movie
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: DK II on July 20, 2006, 09:48:51 AM
why you gotta bust on Borat like that?  In case anyone didnt know this pic is from cannes film festival and the guy in the ridiculous suit is sasha cohen A.K.A. Ali G/Borat/Bruno  from the Ali G Show.  He was there promoting the Borat movie


Yeah, Borat is great. I like Bruno too, but Borat is the best. Way better than Ali G.
Sasha Cohen is a genius.
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: danielson on July 20, 2006, 09:49:49 AM
Yeah, Borat is great. I like Bruno too, but Borat is the best. Way better than Ali G.
Sasha Cohen is a genius.

I love it when he interviews politicians. ;D
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: bmacsys on July 20, 2006, 09:57:00 AM
I go for Vince, who has made everybody, and i mean every everybody LAUGH!

Just not on purpose.
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: nycbull on July 20, 2006, 10:07:56 AM
First off,

This guy One More Rep, is a total perverted sex-on-the-brain queer, I am gay myself and I can tell you about his type. They get off on describing gay sex to straight guys in some perverted attempt to turn them on or make them jealous. They have done all the sex they can handle and have moved on to doing this as their new fetish/obsession. I can't deny that he blew a guy backstage, the problem is he is getting off describing the story to you guys. There are some gay guys on this board that sneakily get you guys to talk about homo erotic stuff, like hustling, posing trunks and glut's. Don't fall for it. Mods you should delete their accounts. Its obvious to me, but maybe not to you guys. They give our community a bad name. They are always preying on straight guys. They are  a small minority,the worst our community has to offer and unfortunately they are often the only ones you meet.

Anyway enough of this queer.  The funniest guy on this board is without a doubt 240.  His thread about Don Long was Getbig's  greatest moment. The way he lured everyone into that discussion, and calmly and quietly waited till everyone committed themselves and then owned them was just brilliant. The guy should have his own column on getbig.
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Post by: Man of Steel on July 20, 2006, 10:31:53 AM
the rabbi or excite bike....

AHAHAHAAHH!!!   Brrrrrrrbrrrrrbrrrrrrr!!!!!
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Post by: OneMoreRep on July 20, 2006, 10:32:37 AM
First off,

This guy One More Rep, is a total perverted sex-on-the-brain queer, I am gay myself

No you're not, real gays don't hate on their own.  

They get off on describing gay sex to straight guys in some perverted attempt to turn them on or make them jealous. They have done all the sex they can handle and have moved on to doing this as their new fetish/obsession. I can't deny that he blew a guy backstage, the problem is he is getting off describing the story to you guys.

And the problem lies where?

There are some gay guys on this board that sneakily get you guys to talk about homo erotic stuff, like hustling, posing trunks and glut's. Don't fall for it. Mods you should delete their accounts. Its obvious to me, but maybe not to you guys. They give our community a bad name. They are always preying on straight guys. They are  a small minority,the worst our community has to offer and unfortunately they are often the only ones you meet.

Look sunny, you obviously have no clue what you speak of, but let me try to enlighten you a tad bit.  Deep within every man, there lies a sense of just being.  Love is relative to what you have been programmed to love.  Society has pegged us, Gay men, as the atrocities that have been products of genetic variations that have led to mental distortion expressed via effeminate features or ways.  I say bullshit, I say we gay men are not any different than any other man at basic matters, but, if anything, we have just evolved further than most men have to the point that we acknowledge that love is truly universal and not some sacred bond between only man and woman.  Now, this fairy tale you preach with regards to me getting off when telling my stories to others in the hopes of "turning them (Straight men) on or make them jealous" is really a farfetched assumption that only a feeble-minded, knuckle-dragging behemoth as yourself with a mere 17 posts and never the pleasure of interacting with me, can make.  Don't judge me for my sexual preference or actions, if you are truly gay, then you out of all here should know that "OUR" community and I say that loosely since it is becoming a universal community, has been at times plagued with that same mind frame that you hold, which brings about separation among "us", again I say us loosely, because I doubt that you, sir, are a homo.  Unlike yourself, who obviously has to be a closet homosexual that as a armchair participant only takes part by getting off to online muscle bear porn, I go out and make history.  Joe Weider makes/builds legends, I, in turn, fvck them.

Again, careful with what you say impudent fool, we are not the same.


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Tune in next time, when I discuss how I once saw Chris Cormier fvck a grown man and his wife right in front of my own eyes.


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Post by: Man of Steel on July 20, 2006, 10:34:36 AM
Sarcasm and Mars

always make me laugh ....

like when mars goes ....<insert username> is a little bitch isnt he...

hahah

That is a classic!!
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Post by: OneMoreRep on July 20, 2006, 10:38:07 AM
Nycbull, for your viewing pleasure, an encore..


Peter puffer? Sausage Smuggler?  Come again?  I don't know about those terms, but I do fvck men up the ass for fun.  Let me tell you a story...  A few years back, I attended a Night of Champions show.  I sat there in fucking fag heaven, watching those beefed up men posing for the life of them, squeezing out pose after pose, I truly believed one of them was going to poke out a testicle from his thong, but to no luck.  Anyway, after the show was done, some guy that placed either 3rd or 4th, I can't remember, was in the oil room out back and was having problems getting his member up for some man-on-man action with some other guy.  He resorted to injecting esiclene up his maximus prime and still to no avail.  I came on over to his side and right as he was about to give up on it all and swallow a bottle of Advil, I started to caress his balls with my tongue and then proceeded to give him the anal pwnage of his life.  Safe to say, even though he placed 3rd or 4th that night, he was the real winner.  I think that guy is retired now, living out life managing real estate or something.

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Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: ribonucleic on July 20, 2006, 10:46:29 AM
The funniest guy on this board is without a doubt 240.  His thread about Don Long was Getbig's  greatest moment. The way he lured everyone into that discussion, and calmly and quietly waited till everyone committed themselves and then owned them was just brilliant.

Got a link?
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: Blockhead on July 20, 2006, 12:15:22 PM

 I nominate gordiano...

 DA, Adam Reiche and Vince made me chuckle for my short career here on getbig...but gordiano has made me laugh so loud and hard my abs got a killer static contraction hold workout and felt soreness the next day...
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Post by: HUGEPECS on July 20, 2006, 12:23:19 PM
That is a classic!!


they're partners, if you know what I mean
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: nycbull on July 20, 2006, 12:54:47 PM
Got a link?

http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=80836.0
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: bigmc on July 21, 2006, 03:44:51 AM
Alexx made me laugh out loud when he posted pics then said he was fifty pounds heavier.

classic internet geek.

The squad endlessly repeating gayer than.....whatever, isnt funny if your over five years old
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Post by: Big N on July 22, 2006, 07:57:56 AM
I dont understand how this thread simply about "getbig funniest guys" goes into "gay people getting turned on?" wtf is going on here man


peace
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: Big N on July 24, 2006, 04:36:28 PM
gordiano is pretty stupid and gay and a little queer but it all makes me laugh so... he deserves a tampon.

LOL
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Post by: MrC on July 24, 2006, 04:56:23 PM
Duchaine, woten, whatever he he calls himself nowadays, is far and away the funniest guy on this board. his putdowns and comebacks are unmatched. pity most of u people just dont get it ???
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Post by: Bluto on July 24, 2006, 04:58:11 PM
yeah i dont get it, please link to anything he's said thats funny, thanks!
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Post by: alexxx on July 24, 2006, 05:00:16 PM
yeah i dont get it, please link to anything he's said thats funny, thanks!


I can't link you to his meltdown in timeout mode hahaha that was some funny shit! The way he was beggin Ron for a lapdance!
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Post by: Bluto on July 24, 2006, 05:02:59 PM
only thing i can remember was some nazi shit before
and the way he centers text
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Post by: alexxx on July 24, 2006, 05:03:43 PM
only thing i can remember was some nazi shit before
and the way he centers text


His best work is in meltdown phase where he begs for mercy!
Title: Re: GetBig Funniest Guys!
Post by: Rome on July 24, 2006, 05:06:06 PM
I go for Vince, who has made everybody, and i mean every everybody LAUGH!
I concur. He's a legend and all you sucka M.C's had better recognize  :)
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Post by: titusisback on July 24, 2006, 06:02:00 PM
Intentionally funny: Special Ed
Unintentionally funny: Chick
Funny in a trolling way: Vince
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Post by: Spike on July 24, 2006, 06:02:51 PM
I concur. He's a legend and all you sucka M.C's had better recognize  :)
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Post by: LuciusFox on July 24, 2006, 06:14:37 PM
No, by far Alexxx and LuciusFox are the funniest here.


  Thanks for the vote, brother! I wish you all the best.