cats are no joke either....
related story to E-kule getting fucked up by a dog, but not as bad.
Me and my friends were hanging after hours at a local dive bar, getting fucked up and playing darts..The Sun's coming up and one dude slips out the back, and a big-ass stray cat slips in the door. We know nothing until we hear shit banging and clanging under the bar where the pumps and shit are...they put down those glue traps for mice and the cat had one stuck on it's paw and was flipping the fuck out, big time. it was a big fucking cat and one dude grabs a broom and tries to coax it towards the back and out from under the bar.
bad move, the cat launched itself at his face, he blocked it with his arm....and this cat ripped his arm to shreds, there was blood everywhere. nothing really deep or life threatening, but it sliced his arm up pretty good. we had to pry it off of his arm and fling it out the back door, and he had to go to the ER