So sorry your phone is from 1990. The ones today have auto spellcheck. Get with the times maybe?
So sorry that you have to tune into GB on your phone while away from home because your real life is that dull, because you are that 'net addicted, or you just don't have internet at home or work.
Projections...... strong stuff.
And just for shits and giggles, your paragraph should read as follows, since you want to point out grammar/spelling:
I'm so sorry your phone is from 1990 (
You need to include I'm here). The ones today have auto spell check (
spell check is 2 words, not 1). Maybe you should get with the times (
You just wrote that all wrong, but if you were to write it like that it should look as such "Get with the times, maybe? there is really no need for the question mark as you are making a statement and not asking a question).
This next sentence is just a horrible run-on sentence so I'm not even gonna try and correct that mess. As for me personally, I don't like to correct internet grammar/spelling. But since you opened the door, i went there. I'm better at that than you as well when I try
Jeez, it must suck to be inferior.