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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: The Squadfather on June 12, 2007, 12:40:12 PM
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man oh man so i get done with my brutal chest workout today, eat my postworkout meal and head on down to the friendly neighborhood pool in my brand new swim trunks with my freshly shaven back ;D and i see the MASSIVE lifegaurd 22 years old, 5'8" 158 pounds of thick huge muscle mass complete with monstrous 19 inch legs, so i'm swimming a little and i come up to where he is sitting right by the edge of the pool and say, "what's up big man? my Lord how did you get so fuccking HUGE!!!!??????? and as i said it i flexed my right bicep right next to his thigh and say, "damn man i'm trying to get these little toothpick arms the same size as your legs, looks like i'm only an inch away" hahahahaha, discuss.
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sounds like the only squats this lifeguard is doing is on his boyfriends cock
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hahahah I bet he looks in the mirror and blows kisses to himself hahah
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sounds like the only squats this lifeguard is doing is on his boyfriends cock
hahahaha, exactly bigmc, you're arms were the same size as his thighs.
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man oh man so i get done with my brutal chest workout today, eat my postworkout meal and head on down to the friendly neighborhood pool in my brand new swim trunks with my freshly shaven back ;D and i see the MASSIVE lifegaurd 22 years old, 5'8" 158 pounds of thick huge muscle mass complete with monstrous 19 inch legs, so i'm swimming a little and i come up to where he is sitting right by the edge of the pool and say, "what's up big man? my Lord how did you get so fuccking HUGE!!!!??????? and as i said it i flexed my right bicep right next to his thigh and say, "damn man i'm trying to get these little toothpick arms the same size as your legs, looks like i'm only an inch away" hahahahaha, discuss.
You really are pathetic. Get a life, nobody believes these anymore.
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You really are pathetic. Get a life, nobody believes these anymore.
hahahaha, translation=you're just like the lifegaurd only skinnier.
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hahahaha, translation=you're just like the lifegaurd only skinnier.
hahahah fuck man he was the lifeguard ;D
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hahahah fuck man he was the lifeguard ;D
hahahahaha, exactly big guy, if you'd have been there we'd have put a double owning on him. ;D
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You really are pathetic. Get a life, nobody believes these anymore.
Brutal failure at derailing a good thread.
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You really are pathetic. Get a life, nobody believes these anymore.
delete your account and start again
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Brutal failure at derailing a good thread.
hahahah, you better watch it Joey, "raz" has 17 posts. ;D
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You really are pathetic. Get a life, nobody believes these anymore.
OMG lol selfpwnage of the finest ladies and Gentlemen hahaha
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man oh man so i get done with my brutal chest workout today, eat my postworkout meal and head on down to the friendly neighborhood pool in my brand new swim trunks with my freshly shaven back ;D and i see the MASSIVE lifegaurd 22 years old, 5'8" 158 pounds of thick huge muscle mass complete with monstrous 19 inch legs, so i'm swimming a little and i come up to where he is sitting right by the edge of the pool and say, "what's up big man? my Lord how did you get so fuccking HUGE!!!!??????? and as i said it i flexed my right bicep right next to his thigh and say, "damn man i'm trying to get these little toothpick arms the same size as your legs, looks like i'm only an inch away" hahahahaha, discuss.
so he had a typical GB build?
hahahaha! did he ask you for workout advice or did he bow his head down like most skinny pussies do?
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man oh man so i get done with my brutal chest workout today, eat my postworkout meal and head on down to the friendly neighborhood pool in my brand new swim trunks with my freshly shaven back ;D and i see the MASSIVE lifegaurd 22 years old, 5'8" 158 pounds of thick huge muscle mass complete with monstrous 19 inch legs, so i'm swimming a little and i come up to where he is sitting right by the edge of the pool and say, "what's up big man? my Lord how did you get so fuccking HUGE!!!!??????? and as i said it i flexed my right bicep right next to his thigh and say, "damn man i'm trying to get these little toothpick arms the same size as your legs, looks like i'm only an inch away" hahahahaha, discuss.
I don't understand these. They were funny and made sense when your board persona was 240lbs of muscle, but recently you have posted pics of a guy that just looks to be of average size with no visible muscle and claimed that they are you. Wouldn't you rather be 160lbs ripped?
5'8" 158 and ripped is more muscular than TA who you consistently praise who was 5'10" and less than that weight for the Mr. Getbig. Do you think you have a better physique than him?
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hahahah, you better watch it Joey, "raz" has 17 posts. ;D
Yeah, and you spend all day on here racking up post after post. You da man!!!
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so he had a typical GB build?
hahahaha! did he ask you for workout advice or did he bow his head down like most skinny pussies do?
hahahahaha, he didn't know what to say, he looked at me and said "was that a joke?" and i said "i'm just kidding with you big man, calm down."
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Yeah, and you spend all day on here racking up post after post. You da man!!!
brutal post counting ::)
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I don't understand these. They were funny and made sense when your board persona was 240lbs of muscle, but recently you have posted pics of a guy that just looks to be of average size with no visible muscle and claimed that they are you. Wouldn't you rather be 160lbs ripped?
5'8" 158 and ripped is more muscular than TA who you consistently praise who was 5'10" and less than that weight for the Mr. Getbig. Do you think you have a better physique than him?
post your picture next to mine here and own me if you're so confident about your size, skinny.
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Yeah, and you spend all day on here racking up post after post. You da man!!!
Spend all day? All he had to do was look under your screen name and see the post count ::)
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I don't understand these. They were funny and made sense when your board persona was 240lbs of muscle, but recently you have posted pics of a guy that just looks to be of average size with no visible muscle and claimed that they are you. Wouldn't you rather be 160lbs ripped?
5'8" 158 and ripped is more muscular than TA who you consistently praise who was 5'10" and less than that weight for the Mr. Getbig. Do you think you have a better physique than him?
Man calm down its not like he smacked your boyfriend :-\ just hurt his feelings a little..
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Yeah, and you spend all day on here racking up post after post. You da man!!!
First Rule at getbig, stay low until you have enough information to "hit" back.
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Man calm down its not like he smacked your boyfriend :-\ just hurt his feelings a little..
hahahahaha, you have to remember to guys like "shiftedshapes" unless you're 1 percent bodyfat and your clavicles are showing you have "no muscle" hahaahahaaaaaa.
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First Rule at getbig, stay low until you have enough information to "hit" back.
That top 5 for sure ;D
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hahahahaha, you have to remember to guys like "shiftedshapes" unless you're 1 percent bodyfat and your clavicles are showing you have "no muscle" hahaahahaaaaaa.
Are yo saying shitface likes to size up a mans muscle [ the purple one ]
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hahahahaha, you have to remember to guys like "shiftedshapes" unless you're 1 percent bodyfat and your clavicles are showing you have "no muscle" hahaahahaaaaaa.
it makes me laugh at my gym the 110lb guys with abs that think they are bodybuilders
brutal anorexic fantasies
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I bet that lifeguard didn't even have a post count.. Which made him more of a puss..
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Are yo saying shitface likes to size up a mans muscle [ the purple one ]
no, he seems like a decent guy he's just totally obsessed with being bone thin and looking like a human popsicle stick, if i saw him IRL i'd just make fun of him a little bit and totally dwarf him.
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man oh man so i get done with my brutal chest workout today, eat my postworkout meal and head on down to the friendly neighborhood pool in my brand new swim trunks with my freshly shaven back ;D and i see the MASSIVE lifegaurd 22 years old, 5'8" 158 pounds of thick huge muscle mass complete with monstrous 19 inch legs, so i'm swimming a little and i come up to where he is sitting right by the edge of the pool and say, "what's up big man? my Lord how did you get so fuccking HUGE!!!!??????? and as i said it i flexed my right bicep right next to his thigh and say, "damn man i'm trying to get these little toothpick arms the same size as your legs, looks like i'm only an inch away" hahahahaha, discuss.
Wow..............your too cool.
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watch all the skinny guys that use low bf for an excuse why they can't put on size come to their skinny clones rescue. ::)
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Aren't you worried about eating some chips, swimming too soon, cramping up, and then drowning?
No way that skinny lifeguard will be able to pull you out! :-\
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no way squadfather has the balls to go swimming when he doesnt even have the balls to put up a pic here with his shirt off
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no way squadfather has the balls to go swimming when he doesnt even have the balls to put up a pic here with his shirt off
ah, the irony
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5'8" 158 and ripped is more muscular than TA who you consistently praise who was 5'10" and less than that weight for the Mr. Getbig. Do you think you have a better physique than him?
I'm bringing up the numbers here because you have lost your sense of proportion.
you are not a mass monster, you are just a guy that is 50lbs overweight (you might still have a lot of muscle, but you and I both know that natural BBers never really approach 200lbs lean, 170lbs is world class for a natural).
you are much bigger than me, but we won't know how much more muscle you have until you ditch the fat suit because at your current BF level you have NO VISIBLE SEPERATION.
I like you, I think you are often clever, and I really have nothing against you. I would like to see you improve your physique because it is obviously very important to you, and help you avoid a midlife heart attack.
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watch all the skinny guys that use low bf for an excuse why they can't put on size come to their skinny clones rescue. ::)
Its cool if you want that thin look just as long as you dont act like some beast with your arms so far away from your body like you have two watermellons under there.And for fuck sake dont give training advice ::)
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................and when i was done swimming, I went home and videotaped an old man with his shirt off lifting weights that are way too heavy for him.
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I was there ,Squadfather, you are ungrateful, the kid saved your life ,and you didn't even say thank you
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I was there ,Squadfather, you are ungrateful, the kid saved your life ,and you didn't even say thank you
hahahahaha ok little Vietnamese midget. ;D
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hahahahaha ok little Vietnamese midget. ;D
Easy ,tiger ,ain't that serious :)
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haha thats' pretty much how squadfather looks which makes the story even less believable
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Haha thats brilliant, i bet that lifeguards ego is now crushed!
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I bet the skinny little highschool lifeguard pulls down more ass in 1 week than squadfather has in the last 10 years!
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haha thats' pretty much how squadfather looks which makes the story even less believable
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LOL if all your stories would be even half true you'd be the most pathetic human being in existence.
But since they are made up you just crack the top ten.
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I was there ,Squadfather, you are ungrateful, the kid saved your life ,and you didn't even say thank you
What the hell were you doing in the deep end?
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With the owning you've received in this thread SF, may i suggest retiring your recycled stories.
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With the owning you've received in this thread SF, may i suggest retiring your recycled stories.
You're the only one who was owned "Raz"
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Haahahahaa the "guy" probably hanged himself after the humiliation.
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man oh man so i get done with my brutal chest workout today, eat my postworkout meal and head on down to the friendly neighborhood pool in my brand new swim trunks with my freshly shaven back ;D and i see the MASSIVE lifegaurd 22 years old, 5'8" 158 pounds of thick huge muscle mass complete with monstrous 19 inch legs, so i'm swimming a little and i come up to where he is sitting right by the edge of the pool and say, "what's up big man? my Lord how did you get so fuccking HUGE!!!!??????? and as i said it i flexed my right bicep right next to his thigh and say, "damn man i'm trying to get these little toothpick arms the same size as your legs, looks like i'm only an inch away" hahahahaha, discuss.
How old are you son?
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Is there a problem "Dredlock Rasta"?
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but you and I both know that natural BBers never really approach 200lbs lean, 170lbs is world class for a natural).
You are dead wrong about that. That myth will be smashed at the Mr. Getbig 2 contest.
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Yes, another fantastic story :D
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I bet that lifeguard didn't even have a post count.. Which made him more of a puss..
HAAHAHahhahahahhaahah :D
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man oh man so i get done with my brutal chest workout today, eat my postworkout meal and head on down to the friendly neighborhood pool in my brand new swim trunks with my freshly shaven back ;D and i see the MASSIVE lifegaurd 22 years old, 5'8" 158 pounds of thick huge muscle mass complete with monstrous 19 inch legs, so i'm swimming a little and i come up to where he is sitting right by the edge of the pool and say, "what's up big man? my Lord how did you get so fuccking HUGE!!!!??????? and as i said it i flexed my right bicep right next to his thigh and say, "damn man i'm trying to get these little toothpick arms the same size as your legs, looks like i'm only an inch away" hahahahaha, discuss.
Not true as you would never be seen shirtless - as you are fat and obese FatFarther :-\
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man oh man so i get done with my brutal chest workout today, eat my postworkout meal and head on down to the friendly neighborhood pool in my brand new swim trunks with my freshly shaven back ;D and i see the MASSIVE lifegaurd 22 years old, 5'8" 158 pounds of thick huge muscle mass complete with monstrous 19 inch legs, so i'm swimming a little and i come up to where he is sitting right by the edge of the pool and say, "what's up big man? my Lord how did you get so fuccking HUGE!!!!??????? and as i said it i flexed my right bicep right next to his thigh and say, "damn man i'm trying to get these little toothpick arms the same size as your legs, looks like i'm only an inch away" hahahahaha, discuss.
don't talk about adam anus abeles like that you fat bitch....
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Haahahahaa the "guy" probably hanged himself after the humiliation.
Sarcasm has owned the shit out of you and made you his bitch many times. Yet you still suck his balls. Hoping he will let you back in the Squad "Mars"?
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH AAH
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Great post. well played, Finally returned to your old style! :D
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You really are pathetic. Get a life, nobody believes these anymore.
Nobody ever "believed" them, as these are merely "what if"-stories and scenarios that may and could've happened. Squat is telling his side of the story and how he would react in this kind of scenario.
It's not about believing, it's about rekindling fire in the gimmick!
What would getbig be without Squatfeathers weekly anecdotes and stories from "the real world"?
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Sarcasm has owned the shit out of you and made you his bitch many times. Yet you still suck his balls. Hoping he will let you back in the Squad "Mars"?
HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAH AAH
mars i will let you back in the SQUAD if you post a pic of your massive 160lbs frame, and tell kiwiol to go fuck himself.
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post your picture next to mine here and own me if you're so confident about your size, skinny.
No biceps and moobs. HAHAHAH!
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mars i will let you back in the SQUAD if you post a pic of your massive 160lbs frame, and tell kiwiol to go fuck himself.
HAHAHAHA Also Mars you have to quit your local D&D chapter
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Nobody ever "believed" them, as these are merely "what if"-stories and scenarios that may and could've happened. Squat is telling his side of the story and how he would react in this kind of scenario.
It's not about believing, it's about rekindling fire in the gimmick!
What would getbig be without Squatfeathers weekly anecdotes and stories from "the real world"?
yes that's right, but it's harder to suspend disbelief now that he destroyed the fantasy character by posting his real life pics.
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another day, another pwning...