Author Topic: OWNAGE OF SKINNY LIFEGAURD AT THE SUBDIVISION POOL!!!!!!!!!!!! (Read 4401 times)

ARMZ · « **Reply #25 on:** June 12, 2007, 01:07:35 PM »

I bet that lifeguard didn't even have a post count.. Which made him more of a puss..

The Squadfather · « **Reply #26 on:** June 12, 2007, 01:08:23 PM »

Quote from: dan18 on June 12, 2007, 01:06:19 PM

Are yo saying shitface likes to size up a mans muscle [ the purple one ]

no, he seems like a decent guy he's just totally obsessed with being bone thin and looking like a human popsicle stick, if i saw him IRL i'd just make fun of him a little bit and totally dwarf him.

The Enigma · « **Reply #27 on:** June 12, 2007, 01:09:30 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on June 12, 2007, 12:40:12 PM

man oh man so i get done with my brutal chest workout today, eat my postworkout meal and head on down to the friendly neighborhood pool in my brand new swim trunks with my freshly shaven back and i see the MASSIVE lifegaurd 22 years old, 5'8" 158 pounds of thick huge muscle mass complete with monstrous 19 inch legs, so i'm swimming a little and i come up to where he is sitting right by the edge of the pool and say, "what's up big man? my Lord how did you get so fuccking HUGE!!!!? and as i said it i flexed my right bicep right next to his thigh and say, "damn man i'm trying to get these little toothpick arms the same size as your legs, looks like i'm only an inch away" hahahahaha, discuss.

Wow..............your too cool.

SS · « **Reply #28 on:** June 12, 2007, 01:10:46 PM »

watch all the skinny guys that use low bf for an excuse why they can't put on size come to their skinny clones rescue.

daddy8ball · « **Reply #29 on:** June 12, 2007, 01:11:57 PM »

Aren't you worried about eating some chips, swimming too soon, cramping up, and then drowning?

No way that skinny lifeguard will be able to pull you out! $:-\$

Bluto · « **Reply #30 on:** June 12, 2007, 01:16:32 PM »

no way squadfather has the balls to go swimming when he doesnt even have the balls to put up a pic here with his shirt off

bigmc · « **Reply #31 on:** June 12, 2007, 01:17:53 PM »

Quote from: Bluto on June 12, 2007, 01:16:32 PM

no way squadfather has the balls to go swimming when he doesnt even have the balls to put up a pic here with his shirt off

ah, the irony

shiftedShapes · « **Reply #32 on:** June 12, 2007, 01:18:09 PM »

Quote from: shiftedShapes on June 12, 2007, 12:59:44 PM

5'8" 158 and ripped is more muscular than TA who you consistently praise who was 5'10" and less than that weight for the Mr. Getbig. Do you think you have a better physique than him?

I'm bringing up the numbers here because you have lost your sense of proportion.

you are not a mass monster, you are just a guy that is 50lbs overweight (you might still have a lot of muscle, but you and I both know that natural BBers never really approach 200lbs lean, 170lbs is world class for a natural).

you are much bigger than me, but we won't know how much more muscle you have until you ditch the fat suit because at your current BF level you have NO VISIBLE SEPERATION.

I like you, I think you are often clever, and I really have nothing against you. I would like to see you improve your physique because it is obviously very important to you, and help you avoid a midlife heart attack.

dan18 · « **Reply #33 on:** June 12, 2007, 01:20:38 PM »

Quote from: SS on June 12, 2007, 01:10:46 PM

watch all the skinny guys that use low bf for an excuse why they can't put on size come to their skinny clones rescue.

Its cool if you want that thin look just as long as you dont act like some beast with your arms so far away from your body like you have two watermellons under there.And for fuck sake dont give training advice

wisconsinBB · « **Reply #34 on:** June 12, 2007, 01:21:44 PM »

................and when i was done swimming, I went home and videotaped an old man with his shirt off lifting weights that are way too heavy for him.

whateva · « **Reply #35 on:** June 12, 2007, 01:27:57 PM »

I was there ,Squadfather, you are ungrateful, the kid saved your life ,and you didn't even say thank you

The Squadfather · « **Reply #36 on:** June 12, 2007, 01:29:57 PM »

Quote from: whateva on June 12, 2007, 01:27:57 PM

I was there ,Squadfather, you are ungrateful, the kid saved your life ,and you didn't even say thank you

hahahahaha ok little Vietnamese midget.

whateva · « **Reply #37 on:** June 12, 2007, 01:36:13 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on June 12, 2007, 01:29:57 PM

hahahahaha ok little Vietnamese midget.

Easy ,tiger ,ain't that serious

Bluto · « **Reply #38 on:** June 12, 2007, 01:37:02 PM »

haha thats' pretty much how squadfather looks which makes the story even less believable

Darren Avey · « **Reply #39 on:** June 12, 2007, 01:43:46 PM »

Haha thats brilliant, i bet that lifeguards ego is now crushed!

wisconsinBB · « **Reply #40 on:** June 12, 2007, 01:49:52 PM »

I bet the skinny little highschool lifeguard pulls down more ass in 1 week than squadfather has in the last 10 years!

Canuck · « **Reply #41 on:** June 12, 2007, 01:50:25 PM »

Quote from: Bluto on June 12, 2007, 01:37:02 PM

haha thats' pretty much how squadfather looks which makes the story even less believable

SquatAss · « **Reply #42 on:** June 12, 2007, 01:50:52 PM »

LOL if all your stories would be even half true you'd be the most pathetic human being in existence.

But since they are made up you just crack the top ten.

ARMZ · « **Reply #43 on:** June 12, 2007, 01:52:06 PM »

Quote from: whateva on June 12, 2007, 01:27:57 PM

I was there ,Squadfather, you are ungrateful, the kid saved your life ,and you didn't even say thank you

What the hell were you doing in the deep end?

Raz · « **Reply #44 on:** June 12, 2007, 02:10:43 PM »

With the owning you've received in this thread SF, may i suggest retiring your recycled stories.

Joey Tito · « **Reply #45 on:** June 12, 2007, 02:11:54 PM »

Quote from: Raz on June 12, 2007, 02:10:43 PM

With the owning you've received in this thread SF, may i suggest retiring your recycled stories.

You're the only one who was owned "Raz"

Mars · « **Reply #46 on:** June 12, 2007, 02:17:49 PM »

Haahahahaa the "guy" probably hanged himself after the humiliation.

Dredlock Rasta · « **Reply #47 on:** June 12, 2007, 02:19:27 PM »

Quote from: The Squadfather on June 12, 2007, 12:40:12 PM

man oh man so i get done with my brutal chest workout today, eat my postworkout meal and head on down to the friendly neighborhood pool in my brand new swim trunks with my freshly shaven back and i see the MASSIVE lifegaurd 22 years old, 5'8" 158 pounds of thick huge muscle mass complete with monstrous 19 inch legs, so i'm swimming a little and i come up to where he is sitting right by the edge of the pool and say, "what's up big man? my Lord how did you get so fuccking HUGE!!!!? and as i said it i flexed my right bicep right next to his thigh and say, "damn man i'm trying to get these little toothpick arms the same size as your legs, looks like i'm only an inch away" hahahahaha, discuss.

How old are you son?

Mars · « **Reply #48 on:** June 12, 2007, 02:27:07 PM »

Is there a problem "Dredlock Rasta"?

danielson · « **Reply #49 on:** June 12, 2007, 02:32:48 PM »

Quote from: shiftedShapes on June 12, 2007, 01:18:09 PM

but you and I both know that natural BBers never really approach 200lbs lean, 170lbs is world class for a natural).

You are dead wrong about that. That myth will be smashed at the Mr. Getbig 2 contest.