OWNAGE OF SKINNY LIFEGAURD AT THE SUBDIVISION POOL!!!!!!!!!!!!

[The Squadfather]

man oh man so i get done with my brutal chest workout today, eat my postworkout meal and head on down to the friendly neighborhood pool in my brand new swim trunks with my freshly shaven back and i see the MASSIVE lifegaurd 22 years old, 5'8" 158 pounds of thick huge muscle mass complete with monstrous 19 inch legs, so i'm swimming a little and i come up to where he is sitting right by the edge of the pool and say, "what's up big man? my Lord how did you get so fuccking HUGE!!!!? and as i said it i flexed my right bicep right next to his thigh and say, "damn man i'm trying to get these little toothpick arms the same size as your legs, looks like i'm only an inch away" hahahahaha, discuss.

[bigmc]

sounds like the only squats this lifeguard is doing is on his boyfriends cock

[jaejonna]

hahahah I bet he looks in the mirror and blows kisses to himself hahah

[The Squadfather]

sounds like the only squats this lifeguard is doing is on his boyfriends cock

hahahaha, exactly bigmc, you're arms were the same size as his thighs.

[Raz]

man oh man so i get done with my brutal chest workout today, eat my postworkout meal and head on down to the friendly neighborhood pool in my brand new swim trunks with my freshly shaven back and i see the MASSIVE lifegaurd 22 years old, 5'8" 158 pounds of thick huge muscle mass complete with monstrous 19 inch legs, so i'm swimming a little and i come up to where he is sitting right by the edge of the pool and say, "what's up big man? my Lord how did you get so fuccking HUGE!!!!? and as i said it i flexed my right bicep right next to his thigh and say, "damn man i'm trying to get these little toothpick arms the same size as your legs, looks like i'm only an inch away" hahahahaha, discuss.

You really are pathetic.  Get a life, nobody believes these anymore.

[The Squadfather]

You really are pathetic.  Get a life, nobody believes these anymore.

hahahaha, translation=you're just like the lifegaurd only skinnier.

[dan18]

hahahaha, translation=you're just like the lifegaurd only skinnier.

hahahah fuck man he was the lifeguard

[The Squadfather]

hahahah fuck man he was the lifeguard

hahahahaha, exactly big guy, if you'd have been there we'd have put a double owning on him.

[Joey Tito]

You really are pathetic.  Get a life, nobody believes these anymore.

Brutal failure at derailing a good thread.

[bigmc]

You really are pathetic.  Get a life, nobody believes these anymore.

delete your account and start again

[The Squadfather]

Brutal failure at derailing a good thread.

hahahah, you better watch it Joey, "raz" has 17 posts.

[Stark]

You really are pathetic.  Get a life, nobody believes these anymore.

OMG lol selfpwnage of the finest ladies and Gentlemen hahaha

[SS]

man oh man so i get done with my brutal chest workout today, eat my postworkout meal and head on down to the friendly neighborhood pool in my brand new swim trunks with my freshly shaven back and i see the MASSIVE lifegaurd 22 years old, 5'8" 158 pounds of thick huge muscle mass complete with monstrous 19 inch legs, so i'm swimming a little and i come up to where he is sitting right by the edge of the pool and say, "what's up big man? my Lord how did you get so fuccking HUGE!!!!? and as i said it i flexed my right bicep right next to his thigh and say, "damn man i'm trying to get these little toothpick arms the same size as your legs, looks like i'm only an inch away" hahahahaha, discuss.

so he had a typical GB build?


hahahaha! did he ask you for workout advice or did he bow his head down like most skinny pussies do?

[shiftedShapes]

man oh man so i get done with my brutal chest workout today, eat my postworkout meal and head on down to the friendly neighborhood pool in my brand new swim trunks with my freshly shaven back and i see the MASSIVE lifegaurd 22 years old, 5'8" 158 pounds of thick huge muscle mass complete with monstrous 19 inch legs, so i'm swimming a little and i come up to where he is sitting right by the edge of the pool and say, "what's up big man? my Lord how did you get so fuccking HUGE!!!!? and as i said it i flexed my right bicep right next to his thigh and say, "damn man i'm trying to get these little toothpick arms the same size as your legs, looks like i'm only an inch away" hahahahaha, discuss.

I don't understand these.  They were funny and made sense when your board persona was 240lbs of muscle, but recently you have posted pics of a guy that just looks to be of average size with no visible muscle and claimed that they are you.  Wouldn't you rather be 160lbs ripped?

5'8" 158 and ripped is more muscular than TA who you consistently praise who was 5'10" and less than that weight for the Mr. Getbig.  Do you think you have a better physique than him?

[Raz]

hahahah, you better watch it Joey, "raz" has 17 posts.

Yeah, and you spend all day on here racking up post after post.  You da man!!!

[The Squadfather]

so he had a typical GB build?


hahahaha! did he ask you for workout advice or did he bow his head down like most skinny pussies do?

hahahahaha, he didn't know what to say, he looked at me and said "was that a joke?" and i said "i'm just kidding with you big man, calm down."

[bigmc]

Yeah, and you spend all day on here racking up post after post.  You da man!!!

brutal post counting 

[The Squadfather]

I don't understand these.  They were funny and made sense when your board persona was 240lbs of muscle, but recently you have posted pics of a guy that just looks to be of average size with no visible muscle and claimed that they are you.  Wouldn't you rather be 160lbs ripped?

5'8" 158 and ripped is more muscular than TA who you consistently praise who was 5'10" and less than that weight for the Mr. Getbig.  Do you think you have a better physique than him?

post your picture next to mine here and own me if you're so confident about your size, skinny.

[Joey Tito]

Yeah, and you spend all day on here racking up post after post.  You da man!!!

Spend all day?  All he had to do was look under your screen name and see the post count

[dan18]

I don't understand these.  They were funny and made sense when your board persona was 240lbs of muscle, but recently you have posted pics of a guy that just looks to be of average size with no visible muscle and claimed that they are you.  Wouldn't you rather be 160lbs ripped?

5'8" 158 and ripped is more muscular than TA who you consistently praise who was 5'10" and less than that weight for the Mr. Getbig.  Do you think you have a better physique than him?

Man calm down its not like he smacked your boyfriend   just hurt his feelings a little..

[Stark]

Yeah, and you spend all day on here racking up post after post.  You da man!!!

First Rule at getbig, stay low until you have enough information to "hit" back.

[The Squadfather]

Man calm down its not like he smacked your boyfriend   just hurt his feelings a little..

hahahahaha, you have to remember to guys like "shiftedshapes" unless you're 1 percent bodyfat and your clavicles are showing you have "no muscle" hahaahahaaaaaa.

[dan18]

First Rule at getbig, stay low until you have enough information to "hit" back.

That top 5 for sure

[dan18]

hahahahaha, you have to remember to guys like "shiftedshapes" unless you're 1 percent bodyfat and your clavicles are showing you have "no muscle" hahaahahaaaaaa.

Are yo saying shitface likes to size up a mans muscle [ the purple one ]

[bigmc]

hahahahaha, you have to remember to guys like "shiftedshapes" unless you're 1 percent bodyfat and your clavicles are showing you have "no muscle" hahaahahaaaaaa.

it makes me laugh at my gym the 110lb guys with abs that think they are bodybuilders

brutal anorexic fantasies