man oh man so i get done with my brutal chest workout today, eat my postworkout meal and head on down to the friendly neighborhood pool in my brand new swim trunks with my freshly shaven back
and i see the MASSIVE lifegaurd 22 years old, 5'8" 158 pounds of thick huge muscle mass complete with monstrous 19 inch legs, so i'm swimming a little and i come up to where he is sitting right by the edge of the pool and say, "what's up big man? my Lord how did you get so fuccking HUGE!!!!?
and as i said it i flexed my right bicep right next to his thigh and say, "damn man i'm trying to get these little toothpick arms the same size as your legs, looks like i'm only an inch away" hahahahaha, discuss.