Books and booze

[CalvinH]

Yes, an endorsement from our Ugandan Affairs Official can reverse this decision.

With NZ involved there's a good chance he'll get a rimming endorsement!

[chaos]

With NZ involved there's a good chance he'll get a rimming endorsement!

NZ will have a deepthroat understanding of the situation.

[CalvinH]

I had a Midsummers Night Dram the other night and it's very tasty.

[nzmusclemonster]

I’ve seen some gay things in my tenure as the Ugandan Correspondent, but nothing comes close to a grown man’s drink of choice being a “passiontini”.

Not even in the remote villages where Kai Green style white towel shows are performed, would this type of flaming homo erotic behaviour be accepted.

Gaymondo is approaching UKGold levels of faggotry and at the very least, he owes all Y boarders a written apology, with a promise that he will never speak of these “passiontinis” again.

[Hulkotron]

We did move on a bit quickly from the passiontini situation.

[Grape Ape]

I’ve seen some gay things in my tenure as the Ugandan Correspondent, but nothing comes close to a grown man’s drink of choice being a “passiontini”.

Not even in the remote villages where Kai Green style white towel shows are performed, would this type of flaming homo erotic behaviour be accepted.

Gaymondo is approaching UKGold levels of faggotry and at the very least, he owes all Y boarders a written apology, with a promise that he will never speak of these “passiontinis” again.

The Committee's™ UC has spoken.

So let it be written.

Your move, Gaymodo.

[Raymondo]

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying 

[Raymondo]

Comparisons with UKGold are not acceptable. While my girlfriend will happily eat my ass, it is now and has always been an exit-only body part!

[Grape Ape]

I'm laughing so hard I'm crying 

Less crying, more apology writing.

[Raymondo]

Less crying, more apology writing.

We can call it a porn star martini instead. Agreeable?

[Grape Ape]

We can call it a porn star martini instead. Agreeable?

Call it chilled cunt vodka.

Explain how you broke Excel next and we'll put this behind us.

[Hulkotron]

Raymondo has been known to make spreadsheets that are upwards of 200 megabytes.

[CalvinH]

We can call it a porn star martini instead. Agreeable?

We will have to have the Y board and The Committe decide if any kind of martinis are acceptable here.





 

[Hulkotron]

Martinis are technically a cocktail and therefore are not to be openly discussed here.

[Grape Ape]

Martinis are technically a cocktail and therefore are not to be openly discussed here.

This is true, however, Clavin has recently raised an amendment to allow Manhattans and other libations involving bourbon to be permissible, to bring a little more culture to the board.

[CalvinH]

Old Fashioned's are acceptable.

[nzmusclemonster]

Old Fashioned's are acceptable.

I concur. On a trip recently, the airport lounge continually brought out trays of old fashioned’s. I was almost legless by the time I boarded the plane.

Hopefully Rayhomo is taking notes and we won’t have to stage another intervention.

[Grape Ape]

Old Fashioned's are acceptable.

Yes, but the unnecessary apostrophe is not.

[Raymondo]

This is true, however, Clavin has recently raised an amendment to allow Manhattans and other libations involving bourbon to be permissible, to bring a little more culture to the board.

Actually Manhattans look awful good

[Raymondo]

Call it chilled cunt vodka.

Explain how you broke Excel next and we'll put this behind us.

I wanted to show my boss how smart I am, she fired me instead.

I cannot be faded. I hit a front double biceps right in front of her ducking face.

[Grape Ape]

I wanted to show my boss how smart I am, she fired me instead.

I cannot be faded. I hit a front double biceps right in front of her ducking face.

Accepted.

[CalvinH]

Yes, but the unnecessary apostrophe is not.

I was at a family wedding Saturday and the drink of the night was Old Fashions.

...Sunday was a rough morning.

[Grape Ape]

I was at a family wedding Saturday and the drink of the night was Old Fashions.

...Sunday was a rough morning.

Bourbon hangovers are like wine ones - feel shitty.

[CalvinH]

Thanksgiving was awesome family time. the whole turkey meal plus red wine and a bottle of 1792 while we played cards after.

[Princess L]

Old Fashioned's are acceptable.

I make an awesome Old Fashioned.

Sugar cube
Maraschino cherry
Orange slice
4 dashes Bitters
MUDDLE MUDDLE MUDDLE
add ice
add booze of choice (brandy, bourbon, whiskey, southern comfort)
add soda of choice (sweet, sour, press)
gently stir, garnish

Favorite is Bulliet Old Fashioned Sour
Brandy Old Fashioned Sweet is the traditional.