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How come they never do any cool martial arts stuff in any of these fights? ??? Are martial arts more for show hence the term "arts"? ??? They never do anything that some drunkard at a bar could do, why is this the case?
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A few guys actually pull off some movie stuff. Anderson Silva, Anthony Pettis, etc
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A few guys actually pull off some movie stuff. Anderson Silva, Anthony Pettis, etc
Is the Steven Seagal stuff all bullshit?
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Most of these are what you would call bull shit. Chuck did some good stuff in movies, but he would not fight like that in real life. All of the Jackie Chan and Jet Li stuff does not work high percentage in real life.
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Most of these are what you would call bull shit. Chuck did some good stuff in movies, but he would not fight like that in real life. All of the Jackie Chan and Jet Li stuff does not work high percentage in real life.
I always thought the Bruce Lee stuff would work, but is that just me being wishful in that regard? I mean his style is basically adapt to whatever is facing you and find a way to counter it.
In a real life street fight or when someone gets attacked, I never understood why people don`t fight more with what is in line with how we survived. Biting, Scratching, Ripping ears off, clawing eyes out, using your hands as talons. People always just just fists, such a poor defense. I guarantee you rip someones ear off and bite their face as hard as you can, you will win every fight if you were ever attacked.
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i forgot who it was but i saw one guy land a spinning roundhouse to some dude's face once in a mma fight. knocked him the fuck out cold.
and another time there was one guy that did a walljump off the fence and landed a kick on the other guy.
sorry, i don't really follow the sport that well to know all the names and fights. but yeah i'm guessing for the most part all of that stuff is for show. when i used to do karate and we'd spar, there was a set of rules to follow like any other sport or game, it wasn't like an all out brawl.
I always thought the Bruce Lee stuff would work, but is that just me being wishful in that regard? I mean his style is basically adapt to whatever is facing you and find a way to counter it.
In a real life street fight or when someone gets attacked, I never understood why people don`t fight more with what is in line with how we survived. Biting, Scratching, Ripping ears off, clawing eyes out, using your hands as talons. People always just just fists, such a poor defense. I guarantee you rip someones ear off and bite their face as hard as you can, you will win every fight if you were ever attacked.
cuz they might have AIDS. you don't want none of that shit.
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Most of these are what you would call bull shit. Chuck did some good stuff in movies, but he would not fight like that in real life. All of the Jackie Chan and Jet Li stuff does not work high percentage in real life.
Lots of shit done in MMA doesn't work in "real life" situations either. Movies, sports, real life, all different situations.
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That is possible, but I tell you... if some one bites me, I eventually win and I do so much more damage
you do that to a real fighter, you are only going to make them more angry and what they are going to do to you once they get the upper hand, you will wish for the rest of your life that you did not do that
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ever heard of Anderson Silva or Cung Le ?
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Lots of shit done in MMA doesn't work in "real life" situations either. Movies, sports, real life, all different situations.
A lot of Gi work doesn't translate well.
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Each situation will dictate
but let me tell you a prime Rickson was dangerous in ANY way alley, street, gym, gi, no gi, etc
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Each situation will dictate
but let me tell you a prime Rickson was dangerous in ANY way alley, street, gym, gi, no gi, etc
Fuck that, I would hate to meet him in an alley now!
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Exactly my point :)
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i swear i remember an interview with bruce lee where he explained that what he does in the movies is for show and it's not what he'd do in an actual fight.
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every once in a while you will see some fancy spinning kicks or whatever.
obviously harder to land a kick like that than punching and doing regular kicks hence why you rarely see it
also you see bjj all the time with armbars, heelhooks, different chokes etc.
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I always thought the Bruce Lee stuff would work, but is that just me being wishful in that regard? I mean his style is basically adapt to whatever is facing you and find a way to counter it.
In a real life street fight or when someone gets attacked, I never understood why people don`t fight more with what is in line with how we survived. Biting, Scratching, Ripping ears off, clawing eyes out, using your hands as talons. People always just just fists, such a poor defense. I guarantee you rip someones ear off and bite their face as hard as you can, you will win every fight if you were ever attacked.
lmao, really ??? ;D
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I always thought the Bruce Lee stuff would work, but is that just me being wishful in that regard? I mean his style is basically adapt to whatever is facing you and find a way to counter it.
In a real life street fight or when someone gets attacked, I never understood why people don`t fight more with what is in line with how we survived. Biting, Scratching, Ripping ears off, clawing eyes out, using your hands as talons. People always just just fists, such a poor defense. I guarantee you rip someones ear off and bite their face as hard as you can, you will win every fight if you were ever attacked.
you wouldn't know what hit you before you got the chance to scratch or bite though :D
anyways... biting and gauging eyes out is not allowed for obvious reasons. ::)
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That is possible, but I tell you... if some one bites me, I eventually win and I do so much more damage
you do that to a real fighter, you are only going to make them more angry and what they are going to do to you once they get the upper hand, you will wish for the rest of your life that you did not do that
I was saying biting as in regards to if someone attacks you, street fight, not a sanctioned fight.
If someone ripped your ears off, and bit your eye socket, I am not sure what you could do to win.
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you wouldn't know what hit you before you got the chance to scratch or bite :D
biting and gauging eyes out is not allowed for obvious reasons. ::)
I was saying this in regards to if someone attacks you. Not a legal fight.
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Ufc isn't real fighting anymore, you try stumping a takedown with double under hooks when someone's butting you in the face. When head butting was allowed under hooks practically didn't exist and that's just one rule.
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In a real life street fight or when someone gets attacked, I never understood why people don`t fight more with what is in line with how we survived. Biting, Scratching, Ripping ears off, clawing eyes out, using your hands as talons. People always just just fists, such a poor defense. I guarantee you rip someones ear off and bite their face as hard as you can, you will win every fight if you were ever attacked.
ehhh... not exactly. in a real knuckle-down fight, adrenaline is running so high that unless you do something to actually incapacitate the other person they might not notice until later. i've dealt with guys with broken noses, hands, teeth out and all sorts of shit that kept on fighting. bite a dude on the face and you'll hurt him like crazy but it won't end it. if anything it'll kick HIS survival instincts into high gear.
note: i ain't a fighter by a longshot, i was just a bouncer for a number of years. this is shit i've dealt with in someone ELSE's fight, not my own.
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i swear i remember an interview with bruce lee where he explained that what he does in the movies is for show and it's not what he'd do in an actual fight.
i think you're thinking of jet li. he "fought" mma guys in cradle 2 the grave and then said they would probably kick his ass in an actual cage fight.
bruce lee was always an asshole about how he was supposedly a good fighter in real life from what i heard.
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You've clearly never bitten someone before ta. The slightest movement of the head and your teeth come flying out, they weren't designed for gripping in humans. You can bite a ear or something fleshy but eye sockets and skull ain't gonna happen
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I was saying biting as in regards to if someone attacks you, street fight, not a sanctioned fight.
If someone ripped your ears off, and bit your eye socket, I am not sure what you could do to win.
have you ever been in a fight, like the guy is just going to sit there and let you bite him. If you plan an going all out on the guy then just pic up rock and smash him.
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I was saying this in regards to if someone attacks you. Not a legal fight.
yeah but who the hell does that. would you gauge someones eyes out to win a fight?
anyways... it would probably work against a joe schmoe if you got him down on the ground. but if you started clawing or biting(not that you would get a chance to) a trained fighter he would
a.) break your arms
b.) smash your face in
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i wonder how street fights go down in asian countries like japan and china
i always picture some shenmue/yakuza type shit ;D
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i wonder how street fights go down in asian countries like japan and china
i always picture some shenmue/yakuza type shit ;D
like this generally
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i think you're thinking of jet li. he "fought" mma guys in cradle 2 the grave and then said they would probably kick his ass in an actual cage fight.
bruce lee was always an asshole about how he was supposedly a good fighter in real life from what i heard.
i remember that, but i swear bruce was talking about how he couldn't do his "usual" techniques because they don't look good on film. so he had to hollywood them up for the camera. one of those "don't try this at home because it's not real life" kind of things.
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like this generally
lol looks legit
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yeah but who the hell does that. would you gauge someones eyes out to win a fight?
anyways... it would probably work against a joe schmoe if you got him down on the ground. but if you started clawing or biting(not that you would get a chance to) a trained fighter he would
a.) break your arms
b.) smash your face in
If someone attacked me, I would rip his ears, balls, and bite neck, eyes etc... Similar to how a chimpanzee fights and they are EXTREMELY deadly.
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If someone attacked me, I would rip his ears, balls, and bite neck, eyes etc... Similar to how a chimpanzee fights and they are EXTREMELY deadly.
What I will add is that if a person is an untrained fighter and is caught in a "street" fight, a kick to the balls can go a very long way in, at the very least, allowing you to run away or even grabbing a weapon if you have no other choice. But, make sure that the kick to the balls connects, because if it doesn't.... :-\
Best advice, regardless of how skilled you are in any particular style or even overall MMA, is to simply avoid fighting as best as possible.
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If someone attacked me, I would rip his ears, balls, and bite neck, eyes etc... Similar to how a chimpanzee fights and they are EXTREMELY deadly.
That would not work, if you ever fought you would know this but obviously you have not got your feet wet, keep it that way. a chimpanzee has the grip that can crush bones 20 times that of a human, horrible comparison.
Getting the balls is impossible, you will be hit 50 times before you even get near them and to close the distance in a fight means you will end up on the floor, either him on top or you but at this point there is no need to bite or rip ears. Funny thing is you can rip someones ear completely off and he probably wouldn't even know it till the fight is over.
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have you ever been in a fight, like the guy is just going to sit there and let you bite him. If you plan an going all out on the guy then just pic up rock and smash him.
I would say that I have been in three and I won all of them, two as a kid and one when I was around 20. The two as a kid I won easily with a headlock. Get someone in one of those and they give in two seconds. Its kind of like doing a side chest pose with the head there. You really dig your knuckles in the temple. Too long and you will kill someone-Maybe 45 seconds or so. You will win everytime.
The one when I was 20, it was a left hook to the face, and that ended everything-he immediately fell and was out. I used to spar for cardio so I do know a little bit. I am no Steve Arce, but I have Falcon Reach.
Anyways, I don`t forsee any fight in the future, but rest assured, if someone did attack me, I would rip their ears off, balls, bend fingers in directions they aren`t supposed to go, bite eyes and use my deadly headlock.
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Ufc isn't real fighting anymore, you try stumping a takedown with double under hooks when someone's butting you in the face. When head butting was allowed under hooks practically didn't exist and that's just one rule.
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it has more in common with college wrestling than real fighting
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I would say that I have been in three and I won all of them, two as a kid and one when I was around 20. The two as a kid I won easily with a headlock. Get someone in one of those and they give in two seconds. Its kind of like doing a side chest pose with the head there. You really dig your knuckles in the temple. Too long and you will kill someone-Maybe 45 seconds or so. You will win everytime.
The one when I was 20, it was a left hook to the face, and that ended everything-he immediately fell and was out. I used to spar for cardio so I do know a little bit. I am no Steve Arce, but I have Falcon Reach.
Anyways, I don`t forsee any fight in the future, but rest assured, if someone did attack me, I would rip their ears off, balls, bend fingers in directions they aren`t supposed to go, bite eyes and use my deadly headlock.
lmao, headlocks are awesome bro and they work great and maybe the fingers if you get a good grip you can twist them up.
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I think biting is probably the most effective way to win a fight. How do you lure someone in for the bite? Easy, just start running and see if they chase you. Once they pursue, you run for a bit then let them NEARLY catch you. Then, when they are right near you, really close, turn and run toward them and grab them. Then start biting, ripping and tearing. You will win every single time.
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Best advice, regardless of how skilled you are in any particular style or even overall MMA, is to simply avoid fighting as best as possible.
Exactly, talk it out like adults, only idiots resort to brawling in the street.
Who wants to be waking up in the morning minus teeth and scared for life, or worse not waking up at all.
Other side of the coin is you wake up in a police cell on a manslaughter charge.
Some people in this thread need to grow the fuck up.
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Exactly, talk it out like adults, only idiots resort to brawling in the street.
Who wants to be waking up in the morning minus teeth and scared for life, or worse not waking up at all.
Other side of the coin is you wake up in a police cell on a manslaughter charge.
Some people in this thread need to grow the fuck up.
Obviously, TA is not a dummy, we are just discussing different scenarios, interesting thread, don't high jack it with your negativity please
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Negativity?
Why did you even need to say anything about me at all?
And you wonder why you get targeted. ::)
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On the headlock, not only do you dig your knuckles in the temple, you jerk the neck like so- pretend you are doing a side chest pose then jerk your elbow and forearm violently forward. This will ruin anyones day.
Also, never underestimate hair pulling. Wherever the hair goes, the head will follow. A TON of nerve endings on the head. Pull the hair, then you can grab the ears in order to rip them off.
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If someone attacked me, I would rip his ears, balls, and bite neck, eyes etc... Similar to how a chimpanzee fights and they are EXTREMELY deadly.
You've obviously never been in a real fight
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You've obviously never been in a real fight
IrishDave,
I would destroy you and leave you without a face. You would be flailing your arms about like a broken windmill while I am making steak tartare out of your cheeks and nose. You would do nothing but howl in pain and succumb to the fact that the last thing you will see before you go permanently blind is an icy death claw plucking your eyeball out. I fight to win. You fight to impress your friends.
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You've obviously never been in a real fight
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I think biting is probably the most effective way to win a fight. How do you lure someone in for the bite? Easy, just start running and see if they chase you. Once they pursue, you run for a bit then let them NEARLY catch you. Then, when they are right near you, really close, turn and run toward them and grab them. Then start biting, ripping and tearing. You will win every single time.
Saw a fight where one guy tried biting the other guy...looked like he was trying to bite his neck. You could tell the bite was in deep because the guy being bit suddenly spazzed-the-fuck-out in a "holy shit that's a sharp pain" seizure-like movement.
Unfortunately for the guy doing the biting, that seizure-like movement led to them dropping to the ground...biting guy underneath. He went out cold when his head hit the pavement and he lost half his teeth (via collar bone?) in the process.
The guy getting bit was bleeding...but otherwise the bite did not work out.
I'm pretty sure the biting guy took a few kicks to the head after he was out. It as an ugly situation...I heard he was out for a while afterwards.
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i wonder how street fights go down in asian countries like japan and china
i always picture some shenmue/yakuza type shit ;D
yeah i thought the same thing.. spinning flop kicks all over the place
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Saw a fight where one guy tried biting the other guy...looked like he was trying to bite his neck. You could tell the bite was in deep because the guy being bit suddenly spazzed-the-fuck-out in a "holy shit that's a sharp pain" seizure-like movement.
Unfortunately for the guy doing the biting, that seizure-like movement led to them dropping to the ground...biting guy underneath. He went out cold when his head hit the pavement and he lost half his teeth (via collar bone?) in the process.
The guy getting bit was bleeding...but otherwise the bite did not work out.
I'm pretty sure the biting guy took a few kicks to the head after he was out. It as an ugly situation...I heard he was out for a while afterwards.
Should have capitalized off the initial bite and started tearing ears off, grabbing throat and windpipe and maybe try a tearing motion with the teeth to pull off as much as possible. He probably was shocked when he bit and the man went down so easily. It would take some practice, but getting the right bite and then capitalizing would be key here.
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Also, biting the upper arm area and hands are good too. Ever been lightly bitten by a dog in play and your whole hand goes numb? Think of that but 1000 times worse as you bear down, trying to crunch bone.
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Should have capitalized off the initial bite and started tearing ears off, grabbing throat and windpipe and maybe try a tearing motion with the teeth to pull off as much as possible. He probably was shocked when he bit and the man went down so easily. It would take some practice, but getting the right bite and then capitalizing would be key here.
It was about half a second, tops. Guy bit down, other guy spasms...grabs guys head and jerks, they fall.
The bite certainly worked as far as causing the other guy to shift his entire focus to it, but unfortunately that led to hitting the back of his head on the pavement and losing teeth.
Actually...I think the guy was tearing with his teeth. I think that's why they both fell back onto the guy biting--he was sort of ripping his head back (or maybe the guy being bitten was trying to push his head away...it was a long time ago...1999 I think).
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lmao ;D
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Out of all land animals chimps are the scariest. As TA mentioned, chimps will eat your face and rip of your junk. Chimps also have incredible strength. I'm sure they could bench 225 for 55 and they are smarter than cswol too.
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Also, biting the upper arm area and hands are good too. Ever been lightly bitten by a dog in play and your whole hand goes numb? Think of that but 1000 times worse as you bear down, trying to crunch bone.
The only problem with trying to hurt the guy is that pain doesn't usually lead to a guy calling "uncle" to stop the fight.
You said yourself how your last fight ended...someone lands a (usually lucky) haymaker and the other guy gets knocked out. That's how pretty much every fight I've ever seen has ended.
You can try hurting the other guy all day, but the fight is going to end like every other drunken windmill-punching fight....someone lands a wild punch and other guy goes to sleep, or some asshole friend of one of the fighters sucker punches the other guy (and then does that "I'm a tough guy" dance with both arms locked straight down at his sides while hopping around and yelling "what's up now bitch?!?" ...everyone knows the sucker-punch tough guy dance).
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Out of all land animals chimps are the scariest. As TA mentioned, chimps will eat your face and rip of your junk. Chimps also have incredible strength. I'm sure they could bench 225 for 55 and they are smarter than cswol too.
stronger than that, i've heard of crazy shit like them lifting 450 lbs with one arm easily
all primates are crazy strong
hell most animals are crazy strong. a wolf can bite through human bones without breaking a sweat
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The only problem with trying to hurt the guy is that pain doesn't usually lead to a guy calling "uncle" to stop the fight.
You said yourself how your last fight ended...someone lands a (usually lucky) haymaker and the other guy gets knocked out. That's how pretty much every fight I've ever seen has ended.
You can try hurting the other guy all day, but the fight is going to end like every other drunken windmill-punching fight....someone lands a wild punch and other guy goes to sleep, or some asshole friend of one of the fighters sucker punches the other guy (and then does that "I'm a tough guy" dance with both arms locked straight down at his sides while hopping around and yelling "what's up now bitch?!?" ...everyone knows the sucker-punch tough guy dance).
I disagree. You hurt a guy who has never been really hurt and watch his nervous system sound the alarm. You can see the confidence drain from their face.
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The only problem with trying to hurt the guy is that pain doesn't usually lead to a guy calling "uncle" to stop the fight.
You said yourself how your last fight ended...someone lands a (usually lucky) haymaker and the other guy gets knocked out. That's how pretty much every fight I've ever seen has ended.
You can try hurting the other guy all day, but the fight is going to end like every other drunken windmill-punching fight....someone lands a wild punch and other guy goes to sleep, or some asshole friend of one of the fighters sucker punches the other guy (and then does that "I'm a tough guy" dance with both arms locked straight down at his sides while hopping around and yelling "what's up now bitch?!?" ...everyone knows the sucker-punch tough guy dance).
If I ever get attacked and don`t have a weapon, my goal is to confuse the opponent first. Maybe run around him in circles or finding something like a car and running around it-you know run around the car, and when he chases keep running around the car. Pretty soon he won`t know what is going on and then go you in for the kill. The bite, seeking to maim as badly as possible and then the tearing off of bodyparts with hands and teeth. Don`t worry about punching, but instead use the point of your elbows and drive it as deep in you can, looking for an opportunity to bite again. Fingers can be cleanly bitten off if you get a hold of one of those. Also use your hand like a knife-draw the tips of your fingers inward and try to sever the windpipe if possible in a knife like motion. We are fighting to win here, kill. Not fighting to impress friends or anyone.
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Easy to say what you will and will not do if you are not proven in fire of combat. I am, and even I do not brag about how I will eat a person to death.
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Easy to say what you will and will not do if you are not proven in fire of combat. I am, and even I do not brag about how I will eat a person to death.
Hey if I had to fight you my friend, I would start running first. You have a problem with your ankle and therefore I know you could not catch me. I would get a good distance from you, and watch you struggle to keep up. Then I would probably grab things and start throwing them at you. Run some more. Throw some more things at you. Rocks, stuff like that. Eventually I will hit you. Then, when I do enough damage with rocks, sticks, whatever is around, I close in for the bite and the tearing off of your ears and hair. Thats how I would fight you.
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A few guys actually pull off some movie stuff. Anderson Silva
uh like what?
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Hey if I had to fight you my friend, I would start running first. You have a problem with your ankle and therefore I know you could not catch me. I would get a good distance from you, and watch you struggle to keep up. Then I would probably grab things and start throwing them at you. Run some more. Throw some more things at you. Rocks, stuff like that. Eventually I will hit you. Then, when I do enough damage with rocks, sticks, whatever is around, I close in for the bite and the tearing off of your ears and hair. Thats how I would fight you.
If I fought you I'd wear goggles and a cup.
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Its all about using your environment. Look at this Zebra destroying this Lion. I love Zebras! (I don`t like any feline animals really)
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stronger than that, i've heard of crazy shit like them lifting 450 lbs with one arm easily
all primates are crazy strong
hell most animals are crazy strong. a wolf can bite through human bones without breaking a sweat
there was one silver back at a zoo who use to do one arm chin ups like nothing and his weight was like 360lb or something like that, just imagine how much power that is.
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Hey if I had to fight you my friend, I would start running first. You have a problem with your ankle and therefore I know you could not catch me. I would get a good distance from you, and watch you struggle to keep up. Then I would probably grab things and start throwing them at you. Run some more. Throw some more things at you. Rocks, stuff like that. Eventually I will hit you. Then, when I do enough damage with rocks, sticks, whatever is around, I close in for the bite and the tearing off of your ears and hair. Thats how I would fight you.
Maybe lead him into the Fire Swamp?
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Its all about using your environment. Look at this Zebra destroying this Lion. I love Zebras! (I don`t like any feline animals really)
that was awesome, the lion gassed himself out cause he was struggling to hold himself out of the water.
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Maybe lead him into the Fire Swamp?
It could be dangerous though...
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Some times you eat the bear ...
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It could be dangerous though...
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lmao, I use to love that movie, The princess bride with Andre the giant
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True. I have a broken right ankle. It is almost better though. No need to worry though... I like you and I have no intention to fight you
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Some times you eat the bear ...
in russia, bear eats you!!
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lmao, I use to love that movie, The princess bride with Andre the giant
I loved Mike Mentzer in it, I thought he played a great Inigo Montoya!
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lot of low down dirty ass fighters on here, this isnt jumanji for fuck sakes people.
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I loved Mike Mentzer in it, I thought he played a great Inigo Montoya!
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HELLO! My name is Inigo Montoya! You killed my father! Prepare to die! .
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True. I have a broken right ankle. It is almost better though. No need to worry though... I like you and I have no intention to fight you
Same here. I just know that I could NEVER let you get your hands on me, hence my running away tactic. If you got your hands on me or within a distance that you could get to me without me injuring you badly first (rocks, sticks etc) then it would over quickly and I wouldn`t be waking up any time soon. I`d have to be like a hyena here, looking for opportunity and never letting you close enough.
I would NEVER fight "fair" whatever that means. The only reason I would fight is to defend myself and I would be looking to kill any way possible.
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Got you. At least you have the will to survive at all costs. I like that. Fight to the death.
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"Sometimes you eat the bar... and sometimes... well, he eats you"
Love this movie :D ;D
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I always thought the Bruce Lee stuff would work, but is that just me being wishful in that regard? I mean his style is basically adapt to whatever is facing you and find a way to counter it.
In a real life street fight or when someone gets attacked, I never understood why people don`t fight more with what is in line with how we survived. Biting, Scratching, Ripping ears off, clawing eyes out, using your hands as talons. People always just just fists, such a poor defense. I guarantee you rip someones ear off and bite their face as hard as you can, you will win every fight if you were ever attacked.
Unfortunately, a lot of the small skillful maneuvers ie/ certain kali fighting techniques are not allowed in the UFC... certain wrist locks , arm twists, etc.. limits effective usage of instincts... which are seen in many of these movies and street fights.. these allow for better adaptive transitions in fights not seen in MMA competitions .. which is why u dont see many broken arms n wrists
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lot of low down dirty ass fighters on here, this isnt jumanji for fuck sakes people.
To me it is. If I have to defend myself from an attack, the person better be prepared to die right then and there and face serious injury, bodily harm-permanent damage. There is no such thing as "dirty" fighting when someone attacks you. If I didn`t have a gun on me, I would run to my car, get in it and floor it in your direction. If there is no car, then I do the run and throw things routine, or bite/maim/tear, break as many small bones as possible, bite through as much flesh as I can.
To get yourself into that mindset, don`t picture yourself as some fighter, picture yourself as nature and leave the cultural norms of "fighting" behind.
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Google "Pettis Showtime Kick" and "Uriah Hall spinning hook kick" for cool stand up highlight moves. Likewise search "Andre Glavao v. Alessio armbar" and "Imanari highlights" for insane joint locks done in MMA.
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Got you. At least you have the will to survive at all costs. I like that. Fight to the death.
Yes!
In a legal fight, you would destroy me. I probably couldn`t even get my guard up quick enough.
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imanari has super sick leg subs
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That was pretty cool! I notice there really was no way of him defending that given the momentum he was traveling before the kick. How risky is that maneuver?
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Some of you guys seriously have to roll on the mats because you have no clue. The same thing goes for someone that has never been in the boxing ring. The magic disabler you would pull in your mind would get a trained fighter mad to the point of snapping joints and holding chokes until you are completely out. Then the fun would begin.
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lot of low down dirty ass fighters on here, this isnt jumanji for fuck sakes people.
You wouldn`t bite someones throat if you had to?
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i forgot who it was but i saw one guy land a spinning roundhouse to some dude's face once in a mma fight. knocked him the fuck out cold.
and another time there was one guy that did a walljump off the fence and landed a kick on the other guy.
sorry, i don't really follow the sport that well to know all the names and fights. but yeah i'm guessing for the most part all of that stuff is for show. when i used to do karate and we'd spar, there was a set of rules to follow like any other sport or game, it wasn't like an all out brawl.
cuz they might have AIDS. you don't want none of that shit.
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Some of you guys seriously have to roll on the mats because you have no clue. The same thing goes for someone that has never been in the boxing ring. The magic disabler you would pull in your mind would get a trained fighter mad to the point of snapping joints and holding chokes until you are completely out. Then the fun would begin.
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What about this though?
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Super risky some guys are freak athletes that can pull off super crazy moves and land them but since they are very low %, I would advise most not to try them just leave that to silva, pettis, etc
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Super risky some guys are freak athletes that can pull off super crazy moves and land them but since they are very low %, I would advise most not to try them just leave that to silva, pettis, etc
Steve, how did you first get into martial arts? I had always been interested in boxing and things. Jack Dempsey was one of my grandfathers best friends as was Barney Ross, the great Jewish fighter. I just recently found a picture of my Grandfather and Barney Ross together at his house.
Barney Ross was an interesting fellow and true American hero.
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Barney Ross
Allegiance United States of America
Service/branch United States Marine Corps
Battles/wars World War II — Battle of Guadalcanal
Awards Silver Star
In retirement in his early thirties, Ross enlisted in the United States Marine Corps to fight in World War II. The Marines wanted to keep him stateside and use his celebrity status to boost morale. Most of the athletes of the era like Heavyweight Champion Jack Dempsey had ceremonial roles in the military, but Ross insisted on fighting for his country.
Before he was to go overseas, Ross decked a non-com who had made an anti-Semitic remark. He was to be court martialed at the Marine Corps Recruit Depot, San Diego. The other board members wanted to throw the book at Ross, but Captain Berthol E. Davis, who was also Jewish and knew of Ross' achievements, convinced the rest of the board to allow Ross to go overseas and avoid punishment. So, he was sent to the Pacific theater.
He was sent to Guadalcanal in the South Pacific. One night, he and three other comrades were trapped under enemy fire. All four were wounded; Ross was the only one able to fight. Ross gathered his comrades' rifles and grenades and single-handedly fought nearly two dozen Japanese soldiers over an entire night, killing them all by morning. Two of the Marines died, but he carried the third on his shoulders to safety; the other man weighed 230 lb (104 kg) compared to Ross' 140 lb (64 kg). Ross was awarded America's third highest military honor, the Silver Star, as well as a Presidential Citation. As one of America's greatest "celebrity" war heroes, he was honored by President Roosevelt in a Rose Garden ceremony.
During his time in Guadalcanal, Ross began a lifelong friendship with the famous Father Frederic Gehring, a wartime chaplain who wrote regular correspondences for Reader's Digest magazine. Gehring considered Ross a national treasure who defied logic when it came to bravery and the defense of principle. Ross was the only one capable of playing a temperamental organ on the tropical island. On Christmas Eve, before Barney and his Marines were to go to battle, Gehring asked him to learn "Silent Night" and other Christmas songs for the troops. After playing them Gehring, they asked Ross to play a Jewish song. Ross played "My Yiddishe Momma," about a child's love for his self-sacrificing mother. Many of the Marines knew the melody of the song because Ross always had it played when he entered the ring. When the Marines heard the lyrics, newspaper reports say they were all in tears.
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At a time—the late 1920s and '30s—when rising Nazi leader Adolf Hitler was using propaganda to spread his virulently anti-Jewish philosophy, Ross was seen by American Jews as one of their greatest advocates. He represented the concept of Jews finally fighting back. Idolized and respected by all Americans, Ross showed that Jews could thrive in their new country. He made his stand against Hitler and Nazi Germany a public one. He knew that by winning boxing matches, he was displaying a new kind of strength for Jews. He also understood that Americans loved their sports heroes and if Jews wanted to be embraced in the U.S. they would have to assume such places in society. So even though Ross had lost faith in religion, he openly embraced his role as a leader of his oppressed people.
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Nice info
I started at age four I was lucky that Chuck Norris still had studios my mom took me to him and signed me up he taught us tang soo do tae kwon do judo and boxing
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You better make sure you win dude. You start going for someones eyes,ears,balls etc and you aren't successful, they are going to beat you to a pulp. I know i would. Trying to maim someone isn't too cool.That's in a head-up fight where both parties are willing combatants.
If a prowler or lunatic attacks you for no reason...different story..do whatever it takes.
Myself I avoid fighting at all costs....what's that? My mother is a whore? Well i'll be damned, she is a whore...enjoy your night.
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That is my point. If some one bites me, goes for my eyes, etc when I finally get the upper hand, I will arm bar both elbows, I will knee bar both knees, and that is just the start
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I am a very likable fellow and do not want trouble from anyone so I figure if someone is going to fight or attack me, they want to kill me as I would never go out of my way to start a fight. Therefore I will be biting at first opportunity if given. I know it may be to the death, (I have thought about this a lot) but the other person most likely doesn`t think that. He may think its just fist fight. Its not going to be a fist fight. Its going to be bloody and its going to be bad. Someone will have to wear a mask the rest of their life as their seeing eye dog guides them to the special hearing aid store to get a Cochlear Implant that only works off of vibrations and is placed where the ears once were. :D
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I am a very likable fellow and do not want trouble from anyone so I figure if someone is going to fight or attack me, they want to kill me as I would never go out of my way to start a fight. Therefore I will be biting at first opportunity if given. I know it may be to the death, (I have thought about this a lot) but the other person most likely doesn`t think that. He may think its just fist fight. Its not going to be a fist fight. Its going to be bloody and its going to be bad. Someone will have to wear a mask the rest of their life as their seeing eye dog guides them to the special hearing aid store to get a Cochlear Implant that only works off of vibrations and is placed where the ears once were. :D
Unless of course he actually fights back, blasts you in the head and knocks you the fuck out. I guess i didn't realize you were an unbeatable death machine at 170 pounds.
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Unless of course he actually fights back, blasts you in the head and knocks you the fuck out. I guess i didn't realize you were an unbeatable death machine at 170 pounds.
Certainly not unbeatable, but it would take a long time for someone to actually get a hold of me. I would not "square up". I would run around, use my environment, maybe find something I could use as a spear point and charge at them with the points heading straight for their torso. Once they are subdued enough, the blinding occurs. I`d want them to live with only one eye or none so they will rue the day they decided to attack.
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dayum you took the exact images out of my mind, nice google-fu lol
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IrishDave,
I would destroy you and leave you without a face. You would be flailing your arms about like a broken windmill while I am making steak tartare out of your cheeks and nose. You would do nothing but howl in pain and succumb to the fact that the last thing you will see before you go permanently blind is an icy death claw plucking your eyeball out. I fight to win. You fight to impress your friends.
Hey Nazi worshipper your insecurities are clearly showing through.
You're not kidding anyone, we've all seen your pictures - your girlfriend could kick your ass.
Now shut the fuck up and stop telling everyone how big your dick is.
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dayum you took the exact images out of my mind, nice google-fu lol
I have been watching MMA for a long time, I also love the Inside MMA show. The KO roundhouse by Uriah Hall is from the most recent 'Ultimate Fighter' series. Dana White was raving about him being the next big thing, but he failed to win the show, he made the final but got beaten by a tough gritty young wrestler by the name of Kelvin Gastelum
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Everything changes when you get punched in the face.
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I have been watching MMA for a long time, I also love the Inside MMA show. The KO roundhouse by Uriah Hall is from the most recent 'Ultimate Fighter' series. Dana White was raving about him being the next big thing, but he failed to win the show, he made the final but got beaten by a tough gritty young wrestler by the name of Kelvin Gastelum
Thats why a good ground guy will win most fights, because they go to the ground.
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Everything changes when you get punched in the face.
I am not very fond of getting punched in the sternum myself.
Face I can handle. Sternum = no bueno.
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Everything changes when you get punched in the face.
A dear friend of mine....who was a supreme badass and would rip my heart out..used to say to everyone who talked shit to him about how tough they were, or wanted a piece of him....."it's not gonna go the way you think it's gonna go."
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Hey Nazi worshipper your insecurities are clearly showing through.
You're not kidding anyone, we've all seen your pictures - your girlfriend could kick your ass.
Now shut the fuck up and stop telling everyone how big your dick is.
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A dear friend of mine....who was a supreme badass and would rip my heart out..used to say to everyone who talked shit to him about how tough they were, or wanted a piece of him....."it's not gonna go the way you think it's gonna go."
Thats EXACTLY my contention.
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How come they never do any cool martial arts stuff in any of these fights?
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How come they never do any cool martial arts stuff in any of these fights? ??? Are martial arts more for show hence the term "arts"? ??? They never do anything that some drunkard at a bar could do, why is this the case?
Becauase TMA is not real fighting - hope that helps
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Thats EXACTLY my contention.
It goes both ways my friend. In your scenario, you win. All Adonising aside.....I avoid fighting because you never know who you're fucking with. it's all hypothetical, but what if some drunk dude, who was only trying to "kick your Ass" to impress hia buddies...now realizes you are intent on trying to permanently disfigure his face (something that freaks people out by the way, our reflexes defending our face are much quicker, it's instinctive)...but anyway now he realizes the gravity of the situation, and pulls out a knife and stabs you to death as you are chewing on his nose.
Best to avoid fights unless you literally have no choice, nothing good comes of them. You win, and you are most likely looking at charges...and with your tactics they will be a lot more serious...assault with the intent to inflict grevious bodily harm is jail time brother, a regular fight, where both parties walk away with largely superficial injuries....and you are looking at an anger management class and a fine. ...or you lose, and you could have your face fucked up for life. I am sure you are just like me...and love your face just the way it is.
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It goes both ways my friend. In your scenario, you win. All Adonising aside.....I avoid fighting because you never know who you're fucking with. it's all hypothetical, but what if some drunk dude, who was only trying to "kick your Ass" to impress hia buddies...now realizes you are intent on trying to permanently disfigure his face (something that freaks people out by the way, our reflexes defending our face are much quicker, it's instinctive)...but anyway now he realizes the gravity of the situation, and pulls out a knife and stabs you to death as you are chewing on his nose.
Best to avoid fights unless you literally have no choice, nothing good comes of them. You win, and you are most likely looking at charges...and with your tactics they will be a lot more serious...assault with the intent to inflict grevious bodily harm is jail time brother, a regular fight, where both parties walk away with largely superficial injuries....and you are looking at an anger management class and a fine. ...or you lose, and you could have your face fucked up for life. I am sure you are just like me...and love your face just the way it is.
I agree and I can`t forsee any situation where I will need to use my deadly bites. Anyone I meet usually really, really likes me. I ask questions and never go on about myself. People like to go on about themselves and if you ask the questions and listen, they will do anything for you.
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just an observation but i think MMA today has more athletes in it than legit tough guys. guys who you can see are just tough guys would be guys like randy couture, liddel, dan henderson comes to mind, w silva etc.
i think todays crop of mma guys are just athletes who train to fight, and not guys who had any kind of sand at the beginning.
like GSP is not a tough guy. benson henderson is not a tough guy. uriah faber is not a tough guy. i could go on. great athletes and fighters but not legit tough guys
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I agree and I can`t forsee any situation where I will need to use my deadly bites. Anyone I meet usually really, really likes me. I ask questions and never go on about myself. People like to go on about themselves and if you ask the questions and listen, they will do anything for you.
You and I are the same in a lot of respects. We both have unique personalities but know how to use them to our advantage perfectly. I experience the same thing....I talk to people and I become their therapist....they are telling me deep shit completely unprompted. And most people like me a lot, those who don't hate my guts...no middle ground.
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I agree and I can`t forsee any situation where I will need to use my deadly bites. Anyone I meet usually really, really likes me. I ask questions and never go on about myself. People like to go on about themselves and if you ask the questions and listen, they will do anything for you.
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Fighting is just not worth it these days since nobody can let it lie and if beaten fairly will just come back at you with a knife or whatever.
Just last week a friend of mine was ambushed outside his house by some little bitch who he had given a good hiding a few weeks beforehand. He ended up having hus head stapled back togetherand a 6 hour op to reattach his fingers after being hit witha mechette.
Just not worth it.
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hi mike
i take it running away is your prefered style of choice
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just an observation but i think MMA today has more athletes in it than legit tough guys. guys who you can see are just tough guys would be guys like randy couture, liddel, dan henderson comes to mind, w silva etc.
i think todays crop of mma guys are just athletes who train to fight, and not guys who had any kind of sand at the beginning.
like GSP is not a tough guy. benson henderson is not a tough guy. uriah faber is not a tough guy. i could go on. great athletes and fighters but not legit tough guys
this.
but you're going to get alot of flack for this post.
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just an observation but i think MMA today has more athletes in it than legit tough guys. guys who you can see are just tough guys would be guys like randy couture, liddel, dan henderson comes to mind, w silva etc.
i think todays crop of mma guys are just athletes who train to fight, and not guys who had any kind of sand at the beginning.
like GSP is not a tough guy. benson henderson is not a tough guy. uriah faber is not a tough guy. i could go on. great athletes and fighters but not legit tough guys
Could you define tough guy? GSP beat Matt Hughes, and I would consider him a tough guy? GSP has learned to fight without taking too much punishment, like Anderson Silva. The fellows you mentioned, with the styles in which they fight, take a ton of punishment with their styles? Randy Coulture is a beast though and arguably one of the best to ever fight! Do not want to sound like I am taking anything away from any of the fighters you mentioned, they are all Hall of Famers for sure but GSP is one tough SOB as well. Benson has not proven himself yet, still a ton of time for him to prove his place among the elite.
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I always thought the Bruce Lee stuff would work, but is that just me being wishful in that regard? I mean his style is basically adapt to whatever is facing you and find a way to counter it.
In a real life street fight or when someone gets attacked, I never understood why people don`t fight more with what is in line with how we survived. Biting, Scratching, Ripping ears off, clawing eyes out, using your hands as talons. People always just just fists, such a poor defense. I guarantee you rip someones ear off and bite their face as hard as you can, you will win every fight if you were ever attacked.
Got to the thread late so in other words you would fight like a female bitch, cant say i am shocked to hear that.
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hi mike
i take it running away is your prefered style of choice
Running away?
On the contrary my dear Mick. ;D
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Got to the thread late so in other words you would fight like a female bitch, cant say i am shocked to hear that.
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Running away?
On the contrary my dear Mick. ;D
whiny little cry baby
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:'(
cry baby
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6 years you have been here and its the same old story with you, not one step forward with your ability to navigate an argument.
The attention these guys give you, its like care in the community.
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hahahah a 50 year roaming around looking for arguments, how is your bike mike, did you fix it
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Bike Mikes fine, hows the weight gain coming, can you still see your feet, lol.
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6 years you have been here and its the same old story with you, not one step forward with your ability to navigate an argument.
The attention these guys give you, its like care in the community.
cry baby
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Bike Mikes fine, hows the weight gain coming, can you still see your feet, lol.
No cause my chest is too big ;)
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How come they never do any cool martial arts stuff in any of these fights? ??? Are martial arts more for show hence the term "arts"? ??? They never do anything that some drunkard at a bar could do, why is this the case?
Bonus. ;D
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Could you define tough guy? GSP beat Matt Hughes, and I would consider him a tough guy? GSP has learned to fight without taking too much punishment, like Anderson Silva. The fellows you mentioned, with the styles in which they fight, take a ton of punishment with their styles? Randy Coulture is a beast though and arguably one of the best to ever fight! Do not want to sound like I am taking anything away from any of the fighters you mentioned, they are all Hall of Famers for sure but GSP is one tough SOB as well. Benson has not proven himself yet, still a ton of time for him to prove his place among the elite.
sure. guys who could probably take care of themselves very well before they ever got into MMA.
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Could you define tough guy? GSP beat Matt Hughes, and I would consider him a tough guy? GSP has learned to fight without taking too much punishment, like Anderson Silva. The fellows you mentioned, with the styles in which they fight, take a ton of punishment with their styles? Randy Coulture is a beast though and arguably one of the best to ever fight! Do not want to sound like I am taking anything away from any of the fighters you mentioned, they are all Hall of Famers for sure but GSP is one tough SOB as well. Benson has not proven himself yet, still a ton of time for him to prove his place among the elite.
gsp taps to strikes
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when gsp let serra beat him up that is when he made me worry about his heart
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when gsp let serra beat him up that is when he made me worry about his heart
not what i would consider tough as nails.
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If someone attacked me, I would rip his ears, balls, and bite neck, eyes etc... Similar to how a chimpanzee fights and they are EXTREMELY deadly.
That's b/c you're an absolute pussy. You've been in 3 fights and the hardest thing you've ever done is shoveling in the hot sun lol
Get serious ;D
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True Adonis sounds like a massive pussy. Just stand and fight you f@ggot. people respect a man who loses but fights well rather than some scared little pussy running away and looking for something to throw at their opponent and will eventually get their arse kicked anyway What an ass clown.
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True Adonis sounds like a massive pussy. Just stand and fight you f@ggot. people respect a man who loses but fights well rather than some scared little pussy running away and looking for something to throw at their opponent and will eventually get their arse kicked anyway What an ass clown.
You. I would just shoot you. Would be the best way to put you out of your misery. :D
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You. I would just shoot you. Would be the best way to put you out of your misery. :D
Your an embarrassment, even with all your dirty tactics you would get your arse kicked. The very fact you treat a simple fight as some fight to the death shows how pathetically scared you are and aware how little you know about how to defend yourself. All this hysterical ranting about blinding your opponent or biting them or running around looking for something to throw at them. Here is a tip, go get some self defence lessons, roll around a bit, learn some JJ, boxing, anything to reduce your obvious effeminate fear of having a fight with another human being.
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Your an embarrassment, even with all your dirty tactics you would get your arse kicked. The very fact you treat a simple fight as some fight to the death shows how pathetically scared you are and aware how little you know about how to defend yourself. All this hysterical ranting about blinding your opponent or biting them or running around looking for something to throw at them. Here is a tip, go get some self defence lessons, roll around a bit, learn some JJ, boxing, anything to reduce your obvious effeminate fear of having a fight with another human being.
TA is a narcissist with no life experience. He's never been into any kind of trouble.
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Your an embarrassment, even with all your dirty tactics you would get your arse kicked. The very fact you treat a simple fight as some fight to the death shows how pathetically scared you are and aware how little you know about how to defend yourself. All this hysterical ranting about blinding your opponent or biting them or running around looking for something to throw at them. Here is a tip, go get some self defence lessons, roll around a bit, learn some JJ, boxing, anything to reduce your obvious effeminate fear of having a fight with another human being.
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A rock to the face is more effective than an "arm bar".
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A cock to the face is more effective than an "arm bar".
Spot on.
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A rock to the face is more effective than an "arm bar".
A rock that misses the face and leads to a "stand your ground" ending is pretty ineffective though
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A rock to the face is more effective than an "arm bar".
Depends on the size of the rock.