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Re: Books and booze
« Reply #2500 on: October 27, 2023, 08:17:47 AM »
Yes, an endorsement from our Ugandan Affairs Official can reverse this decision.

With NZ involved there's a good chance he'll get a rimming endorsement!

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Re: Books and booze
« Reply #2501 on: October 27, 2023, 04:11:30 PM »
With NZ involved there's a good chance he'll get a rimming endorsement!
NZ will have a deepthroat understanding of the situation.
Liar!!!!Filt!!!!

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Re: Books and booze
« Reply #2502 on: November 08, 2023, 05:41:56 PM »
I had a Midsummers Night Dram the other night and it's very tasty. :)

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Re: Books and booze
« Reply #2503 on: November 12, 2023, 01:46:16 PM »
I’ve seen some gay things in my tenure as the Ugandan Correspondent, but nothing comes close to a grown man’s drink of choice being a “passiontini”.

Not even in the remote villages where Kai Green style white towel shows are performed, would this type of flaming homo erotic behaviour be accepted.

Gaymondo is approaching UKGold levels of faggotry and at the very least, he owes all Y boarders a written apology, with a promise that he will never speak of these “passiontinis” again.

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Re: Books and booze
« Reply #2504 on: November 12, 2023, 02:02:28 PM »
We did move on a bit quickly from the passiontini situation.

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Re: Books and booze
« Reply #2505 on: November 12, 2023, 04:31:50 PM »
I’ve seen some gay things in my tenure as the Ugandan Correspondent, but nothing comes close to a grown man’s drink of choice being a “passiontini”.

Not even in the remote villages where Kai Green style white towel shows are performed, would this type of flaming homo erotic behaviour be accepted.

Gaymondo is approaching UKGold levels of faggotry and at the very least, he owes all Y boarders a written apology, with a promise that he will never speak of these “passiontinis” again.

The Committee's™ UC has spoken.

So let it be written.

Your move, Gaymodo.
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Re: Books and booze
« Reply #2506 on: November 13, 2023, 10:58:17 AM »
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying  :D ;D

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Re: Books and booze
« Reply #2507 on: November 13, 2023, 10:59:35 AM »
Comparisons with UKGold are not acceptable. While my girlfriend will happily eat my ass, it is now and has always been an exit-only body part!

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Re: Books and booze
« Reply #2508 on: November 13, 2023, 01:20:32 PM »
I'm laughing so hard I'm crying  :D ;D

Less crying, more apology writing.
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Re: Books and booze
« Reply #2509 on: November 14, 2023, 08:11:16 AM »
Less crying, more apology writing.

We can call it a porn star martini instead. Agreeable?

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Re: Books and booze
« Reply #2510 on: November 14, 2023, 10:44:56 AM »
We can call it a porn star martini instead. Agreeable?

Call it chilled cunt vodka.

Explain how you broke Excel next and we'll put this behind us.
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Re: Books and booze
« Reply #2511 on: November 14, 2023, 11:30:14 AM »
Raymondo has been known to make spreadsheets that are upwards of 200 megabytes.

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Re: Books and booze
« Reply #2512 on: November 15, 2023, 06:51:35 PM »
We can call it a porn star martini instead. Agreeable?


We will have to have the Y board and The Committe decide if any kind of martinis are acceptable here.





 

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Re: Books and booze
« Reply #2513 on: November 16, 2023, 05:32:33 AM »
Martinis are technically a cocktail and therefore are not to be openly discussed here.

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Re: Books and booze
« Reply #2514 on: November 16, 2023, 07:25:18 AM »
Martinis are technically a cocktail and therefore are not to be openly discussed here.

This is true, however, Clavin has recently raised an amendment to allow Manhattans and other libations involving bourbon to be permissible, to bring a little more culture to the board.
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Re: Books and booze
« Reply #2515 on: November 16, 2023, 05:02:23 PM »
Old Fashioned's are acceptable.

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Re: Books and booze
« Reply #2516 on: November 16, 2023, 09:07:53 PM »
Old Fashioned's are acceptable.

I concur. On a trip recently, the airport lounge continually brought out trays of old fashioned’s. I was almost legless by the time I boarded the plane.

Hopefully Rayhomo is taking notes and we won’t have to stage another intervention.
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Re: Books and booze
« Reply #2517 on: November 17, 2023, 06:43:45 AM »
Old Fashioned's are acceptable.

Yes, but the unnecessary apostrophe is not.
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Re: Books and booze
« Reply #2518 on: November 17, 2023, 08:35:35 PM »
This is true, however, Clavin has recently raised an amendment to allow Manhattans and other libations involving bourbon to be permissible, to bring a little more culture to the board.

Actually Manhattans look awful good

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Re: Books and booze
« Reply #2519 on: November 18, 2023, 12:33:49 AM »
Call it chilled cunt vodka.

Explain how you broke Excel next and we'll put this behind us.

I wanted to show my boss how smart I am, she fired me instead.

I cannot be faded. I hit a front double biceps right in front of her ducking face.

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Re: Books and booze
« Reply #2520 on: November 18, 2023, 10:49:40 AM »
I wanted to show my boss how smart I am, she fired me instead.

I cannot be faded. I hit a front double biceps right in front of her ducking face.

Accepted.
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Re: Books and booze
« Reply #2521 on: November 20, 2023, 05:42:26 PM »
Yes, but the unnecessary apostrophe is not.

I was at a family wedding Saturday and the drink of the night was Old Fashions.

...Sunday was a rough morning.

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Re: Books and booze
« Reply #2522 on: November 20, 2023, 06:25:17 PM »
I was at a family wedding Saturday and the drink of the night was Old Fashions.

...Sunday was a rough morning.

Bourbon hangovers are like wine ones - feel shitty.
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Re: Books and booze
« Reply #2523 on: November 29, 2023, 05:52:15 AM »
Thanksgiving was awesome family time. the whole turkey meal plus red wine and a bottle of 1792 while we played cards after.

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Re: Books and booze
« Reply #2524 on: December 03, 2023, 10:09:41 AM »
Old Fashioned's are acceptable.

I make an awesome Old Fashioned.

Sugar cube
Maraschino cherry
Orange slice
4 dashes Bitters
MUDDLE MUDDLE MUDDLE
add ice
add booze of choice (brandy, bourbon, whiskey, southern comfort)
add soda of choice (sweet, sour, press)
gently stir, garnish

Favorite is Bulliet Old Fashioned Sour
Brandy Old Fashioned Sweet is the traditional.


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