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Re: Anybody golf
« Reply #50 on: May 09, 2011, 09:18:10 AM »
lol what changed?



1 ob,didn't hit my driver that well and didn't putt as well as the week before.


.....strokes add up quick :-\

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Re: Anybody golf
« Reply #51 on: May 09, 2011, 01:18:18 PM »
1 ob,didn't hit my driver that well and didn't putt as well as the week before.


.....strokes add up quick :-\

translation: I actually kept score by the rules of golf.

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Re: Anybody golf
« Reply #52 on: May 09, 2011, 02:08:14 PM »
Booze is most definitely "swing oil" for golf.

I can honestly say I've played in at least 5 scramble type torunaments where our scores on the back nine are completely better than on the front, right after drink 3-4 kicks in.

That's about the amount where you don't give a shit about your score, but haven't drank enough to fuck up your swing.  Works really well.
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Re: Anybody golf
« Reply #53 on: May 09, 2011, 04:19:37 PM »
1 ob,didn't hit my driver that well and didn't putt as well as the week before.


.....strokes add up quick :-\
indeed...I might try to get in a round this weekend if I dont have to work

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Re: Anybody golf
« Reply #54 on: May 09, 2011, 04:22:06 PM »
I tried hit a 102 a improvement since last time, maybe go for a pro-am soon. Didnt loose but 5 balls this time.

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Re: Anybody golf
« Reply #55 on: May 09, 2011, 05:17:59 PM »
I tried hit a 102 a improvement since last time, maybe go for a pro-am soon. Didnt loose but 5 balls this time.
not to bad ive heard that the vast majority of golfers never break 100 so youre better than most

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Re: Anybody golf
« Reply #56 on: May 09, 2011, 06:02:54 PM »
not to bad ive heard that the vast majority of golfers never break 100 so youre better than most
Thanks man. 8)

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Re: Anybody golf
« Reply #57 on: May 16, 2011, 07:19:57 AM »
93 Saturday.played ok on the front with a 45 but my night before caught up with me towards the end of the round and I fell apart.

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Re: Anybody golf
« Reply #58 on: May 16, 2011, 04:26:12 PM »
93 Saturday.played ok on the front with a 45 but my night before caught up with me towards the end of the round and I fell apart.
thats pretty damn good, how often do you hit the range calvin?


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Re: Anybody golf
« Reply #59 on: May 17, 2011, 06:03:57 AM »
thats pretty damn good, how often do you hit the range calvin?




Mt hometown doesn't have a range soall I can do is chip and putt unless I'm playing out of town :(

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Re: Anybody golf
« Reply #60 on: May 17, 2011, 03:10:10 PM »

Mt hometown doesn't have a range soall I can do is chip and putt unless I'm playing out of town :(
no range?

damn bro you must be from a small town

well thats cool hopefully cheap green fees then.

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Re: Anybody golf
« Reply #61 on: May 17, 2011, 03:22:01 PM »

Mt hometown doesn't have a range soall I can do is chip and putt unless I'm playing out of town :(
Time to go to Myrtle Beach.

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Re: Anybody golf
« Reply #62 on: May 18, 2011, 06:36:12 AM »
no range?

damn bro you must be from a small town

well thats cool hopefully cheap green fees then.

Not a small town.the course screwed up and put up a huge clubhouse with a fancy restaurant when all we needed was a place for a beer and burger after a round.took up the budget and the space >:( >:( >:(

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Re: Anybody golf
« Reply #63 on: May 18, 2011, 06:14:36 PM »
LOL Shaft!!!

well do they at least have good looking chicks working the bar and restaruant?

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Re: Anybody golf
« Reply #64 on: May 19, 2011, 06:15:12 AM »
LOL Shaft!!!

well do they at least have good looking chicks working the bar and restaruant?


Never been in it.on the weekends it's used for events like communions and such.they have a little side bar thats about the size of a phone booth and a outside deck for us lowly golfers ::)


....and it's like $5-6 a beer and at least $10 for a burger.not that thats crazy pricing for my area but after a round of golf.no other course around charges that much.The bar down the street charges about the same and you get a free drink when you bring in your scorecard.

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Re: Anybody golf
« Reply #65 on: May 19, 2011, 07:59:46 AM »

Never been in it.on the weekends it's used for events like communions and such.they have a little side bar thats about the size of a phone booth and a outside deck for us lowly golfers ::)


....and it's like $5-6 a beer and at least $10 for a burger.not that thats crazy pricing for my area but after a round of golf.no other course around charges that much.The bar down the street charges about the same and you get a free drink when you bring in your scorecard.
Time to come south man. Where the hell is Showstoppa he could be practicing on a course in Myrtle Beach to take you on.

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Re: Anybody golf
« Reply #66 on: May 20, 2011, 12:05:55 PM »
Time to come south man. Where the hell is Showstoppa he could be practicing on a course in Myrtle Beach to take you on.

I'm out in the woods carrying logs on my back, punching rock walls and living on nothing but my wits and guile.....I'll probably be dead in two days.....no beer out here and the internet service is spotty at best.....

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Re: Anybody golf
« Reply #67 on: May 20, 2011, 04:30:59 PM »
I'm out in the woods carrying logs on my back, punching rock walls and living on nothing but my wits and guile.....I'll probably be dead in two days.....no beer out here and the internet service is spotty at best.....
Damn bro are you over in Afghan or Pakistan something like that?

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Re: Anybody golf
« Reply #68 on: May 20, 2011, 08:01:53 PM »
Damn bro are you over in Afghan or Pakistan something like that?

Even worse......  backwoods of Montgomery county......   :o



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Re: Anybody golf
« Reply #69 on: May 21, 2011, 01:08:42 AM »
Even worse......  backwoods of Montgomery county......   :o



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You need a gun around that area.  ;D

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Re: Anybody golf
« Reply #70 on: May 31, 2011, 06:31:07 AM »
Saturday was so ugly that the beers started flowing early and repeatedly...


.....not sure what I shot.

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Re: Anybody golf
« Reply #71 on: May 31, 2011, 07:36:14 AM »
Saturday was so ugly that the beers started flowing early and repeatedly...


.....not sure what I shot.
No excuse it works for John Daly.  ;D

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Re: Anybody golf
« Reply #72 on: May 31, 2011, 08:11:09 AM »
No excuse it works for John Daly.  ;D



Daly HAS to keep score ;)

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Re: Anybody golf
« Reply #73 on: May 31, 2011, 03:27:17 PM »
Saturday was so ugly that the beers started flowing early and repeatedly...


.....not sure what I shot.
LOL this is par for the course for me lately...

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Re: Anybody golf
« Reply #74 on: June 07, 2011, 09:28:46 AM »
-8 in a best ball with my family yesterday.