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Title: Steven Seagal
Post by: Bluto on December 12, 2006, 05:50:41 AM
wouldnt it be cool if we could get steven seagal to post here?
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: DK II on December 12, 2006, 05:52:58 AM
wouldnt it be cool if we could get steven seagal to post here?

hahahahaahaaa, yes, maybe in japanese.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: SteelePegasus on December 12, 2006, 05:54:39 AM
Unless he is willing to talk about and post pictures of Kelly LeBrock what's the point?

he was married to her at one time right?


(http://images.amazon.com/images/P/B00008438V.01.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)

(http://static.flickr.com/17/21033524_cfb8571a86.jpg)

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Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Bluto on December 12, 2006, 05:57:14 AM
sure was, and she had 3 of his children, i think this is the best picture of her, she's hot
 :P
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: DK II on December 12, 2006, 06:00:05 AM
he was married to 2 women at the same time, haha.

He also said he was in japan for more than 10 years, but if you recount his biography it was only 3 or 4, haha.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Bluto on December 12, 2006, 06:02:50 AM
what can i say, the man rules  :)
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: DK II on December 12, 2006, 06:03:10 AM
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Mystical dog incident

While being interviewed by PETA, Seagal was asked to provide an example of a special interaction with an animal. To lend context and meaning to his animal rights work, Seagal offered the story about a dog which approached him during his early aikido years in Japan. Seagal described feeling as if he had known this white dog forever. After keeping the dog for a few days, the dog (by barking) warned Seagal that his dojo was on fire. Seagal quickly summoned help to put out the conflagration. Seagal never saw the dog again.

LMAO, what a nut.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: smaul on December 12, 2006, 06:04:21 AM
LMAO, what a nut.

Where did that come from?   Whahaha, the guy's cool!
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Bluto on December 12, 2006, 06:05:46 AM
steven lived a more interesting life than most  8)
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: DK II on December 12, 2006, 06:16:46 AM
Where did that come from?   Whahaha, the guy's cool!

got it from wikipedia.  ;D
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: smaul on December 12, 2006, 06:17:15 AM
got it from wikipedia.  ;D

In that case it has to be true!
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Dorian01 on December 12, 2006, 06:18:33 AM
Probably his wiki page.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Seagal

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Stuntman abuse controversy

Seagal has reportedly been rough on stuntmen. During the filming of Exit Wounds, he injured a number of stuntmen, as well as his co-star, DMX. According to Steven Quadros, a fight trainer, Seagal has been known to "kick guys nuts to see if they were wearing cups" [11] Seagal has also been the target of allegations centering on a reputed loss during a challenge match with stuntman and judo master Gene Lebell.[12]
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Rockhead on December 12, 2006, 06:29:02 AM
We should get him to write a country/western song about bodybuilding and getbig.com
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: DK II on December 12, 2006, 06:32:55 AM
We should get him to write a country/western song about bodybuilding and getbig.com

in japanese.  ;D ;D
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: rccs on December 12, 2006, 06:46:16 AM
wouldnt it be cool if we could get steven seagal to post here?
" hey man don't make me raise my voice..."  ;D
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Bluto on December 12, 2006, 06:50:29 AM
 :D
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Dorian01 on December 12, 2006, 06:53:12 AM
He's all swole, damn, massive guns
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: smaul on December 12, 2006, 06:55:45 AM
I found his cd somewhere, 'songs from the crystal cave' i think it was called.....it was ...interesting. anyone else here heard it?
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Lord Humungous on December 12, 2006, 08:31:24 AM
He's all swole, damn, massive guns


wow his head is bigger than Dan18s




























well maybe not that big
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: IceCold on December 12, 2006, 09:23:12 AM
funny but true story.

the gambino crime family (jon gotti's family) tried extorting seagal.

they said he cried like a little bitch.

http://www.crimelibrary.com/criminal_mind/scams/steven_seagal/index.html (http://www.crimelibrary.com/criminal_mind/scams/steven_seagal/index.html)
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: HUGEPECS on December 12, 2006, 09:24:16 AM
that bama never lift a single pound in his life....never mind his martial art skills, he's a wimp when it comes to physique ;D
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Dingleberry on December 12, 2006, 09:33:02 AM
funny but true story.

the gambino crime family (jon gotti's family) tried extorting seagal.

they said he cried like a little bitch.

http://www.crimelibrary.com/criminal_mind/scams/steven_seagal/index.html (http://www.crimelibrary.com/criminal_mind/scams/steven_seagal/index.html)

Haha, that was a good link.

"The actor was a martial artist who specialized in playing tough-guy heroes on the big screen. Throughout his career, the star had made several claims of real-life heroics, including black-ops jobs for the CIA and encounters with organized crime figures around the world. The actor also apparently had a fixation with urban Italian-Americans, claiming at one time to be half-Italian when in reality his mother was Irish and his father Jewish."

Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Lundgren on December 12, 2006, 09:34:12 AM
that bama never lift a single pound in his life....never mind his martial art skills, he's a wimp when it comes to physique ;D
Well ain't he like six four and he isn't on riods so i don't think he had that bad of a physique when is was under 40
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Benny B on December 12, 2006, 09:43:19 AM
Hahaha...Gene LaBell choked his bitch-ass out.
Seagal is a pot-bellied punk with that aikido shit. The only props he gets is from marrying Kelly LeBrock. Mmmmm!  :P
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: onlyme on December 12, 2006, 12:45:26 PM
Hahaha...Gene LaBell choked his bitch-ass out.
Seagal is a pot-bellied punk with that aikido shit. The only props he gets is from marrying Kelly LeBrock. Mmmmm!  :P


In his day Gene could beat the shit out anyone. And he still can at over 60
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Stark on December 12, 2006, 01:01:28 PM
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claiming at one time to be half-Italian when in reality his mother was Irish and his father Jewish

???
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: ATHEIST on December 12, 2006, 03:09:54 PM
Hahaha...Gene LaBell choked his bitch-ass out.
Seagal is a pot-bellied punk with that aikido shit. The only props he gets is from marrying Kelly LeBrock. Mmmmm!  :P

 
  Didnt Gene LaBell deny that the story took place.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: MassInMass on December 12, 2006, 03:26:45 PM
Ironic and true story:
My colleague is an Aikido freak...Studied in Japan for two years, lived in a dojo for a few years out in California, literally practices with his swords everyday in the back of the building(you get the picture)...Anyway, other than that, he's relatively normal and a pretty cool guy. We get to talking one day; he's asking me about lifting; I'm asking him about Aikido and fighting...It turns out that my colleague is one of only about twenty people living in the states that is a seventh degree black belt. ( My degree may be off +\- one ). After I asked him what do all the different degrees mean and what you need to do to earn them, I asked him if I would know one of those other twenty people( I was thinking UFC)...Turns out that Seagal is one of them...It also turns out the he was/is a real bad-ass...He also told me that there is some controversy in the Aikido community as to Seagal's ranking...(something to do with his first marriage)     
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Bluto on December 12, 2006, 03:29:03 PM
seagal is as bad as they come
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Bluto on December 12, 2006, 03:31:28 PM
in my opinion he's up there with jean-claude van damme and dolph lundgren
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: MassInMass on December 12, 2006, 03:40:39 PM
Is that saying much?
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Bluto on December 12, 2006, 03:59:38 PM
add chuck norris to that list
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: americanbulldog on December 12, 2006, 05:22:31 PM
In his day Gene could beat the shit out anyone. And he still can at over 60

Anyone who wears a pink gi is one tough mofo.  Whatever you do, don't volunteer to be used by him for demonstration at a seminar.  I have seen him RNC people unconcious, and think it is funny.  He is one tough SOB!  Seagull had a court injunction against Gene so he couldn't speak about the shatting incident. 
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: bigkubby on December 13, 2006, 02:16:59 AM
anyone ever see the way steven segal ran in the movie hard to kill some funny shit.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: bigkubby on December 13, 2006, 02:25:42 AM
steven segal should do ufc anyone agree check out this clip.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Quickerblade on December 13, 2006, 03:08:54 AM
Age caught up with her
From this
(http://www.nakepedia.com/pics/Kelly_LeBrock_1_1.jpg)


To this
(http://www.lacoctelera.com/myfiles/quefuede/Kelly%20LeBrock02.jpg)
(http://www.vh1.com/sitewide/flipbooks/img/shows/celebrity_fit_club_3/intro_flip/kellylebrock.jpg)
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Bluto on December 13, 2006, 03:39:43 AM
age caughts up with all women. but we men age much more gracefully  :)
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: bigkubby on December 13, 2006, 03:40:36 AM
ISNT SHE A BIG PIG NOW
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: MrUniverse on December 13, 2006, 03:54:35 AM

Gene Labelle story

Segal was taking about how his inner chi was so strong he couldn't be choked out. Gene was working with the fight extras in the movie and Segal had been acting like a jerk through the whole movie so Gene challenged him and got him in a choke...
Apparently Segal's chi wasn't strong enough because he did pass out and he shit his pants when he did it. Segal was really mad, a lot of people had seen this choke and Segal poop his pants, so Segal told everyone that if the story got out he would make sure who ever leaked it wouldn't work again.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Bluto on December 13, 2006, 04:14:43 AM
in order to test if he couldnt get choked out, did he on purpose let gene choke him, thats the question
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: bmacsys on December 13, 2006, 05:20:20 AM
He's all swole, damn, massive guns


Is that a Gibson Flying V he is playing?
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: mantronik on December 13, 2006, 05:23:19 AM
It turns out that my colleague is one of only about twenty people living in the states that is a seventh degree black belt. ( My degree may be off +\- one ). After I asked him what do all the different degrees mean and what you need to do to earn them, I asked him if I would know one of those other twenty people( I was thinking UFC)...Turns out that Seagal is one of them...It also turns out the he was/is a real bad-ass...He also told me that there is some controversy in the Aikido community as to Seagal's ranking...(something to do with his first marriage)     

What is the name of your friend?

I took classes from Seagal in 94 and 95.
He was very good back then and not fat like now.
The guy is tall, super fast and very hard.
If you take a fall or lock from him you better be prepared because he doesn't hold back.

Now I'm more into his student Haruo Matsuoka (http://www.ikazuchi.com/)
He is the short guy who is getting thrown in the dojo in the beginning of Above the Law from Steven Seagal (
).
You can also see Matsuoka here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MgbfNP92pc) at the 35sec mark and at the 1 minute mark)
He was a long time student of Seagal and his highest ranked student as well and also fast as lightning.
They can't see eye to eye now.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: rccs on December 13, 2006, 10:33:23 AM
What is the name of your friend?

I took classes from Seagal in 94 and 95.
He was very good back then and not fat like now.
The guy is tall, super fast and very hard.
If you take a fall or lock from him you better be prepared because he doesn't hold back.

Now I'm more into his student Haruo Matsuoka (http://www.ikazuchi.com/)
He is the short guy who is getting thrown in the dojo in the beginning of Above the Law from Steven Seagal (
).
You can also see Matsuoka here (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MgbfNP92pc) at the 35sec mark and at the 1 minute mark)
He was a long time student of Seagal and his highest ranked student as well and also fast as lightning.
They can't see eye to eye now.
Seagel's movies are an inspiration and example of how NOT to fight in the street!!!
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Team Diver on December 13, 2006, 11:39:38 AM
is this old?
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Bluto on December 13, 2006, 11:41:34 AM
Seagel's movies are an inspiration and example of how NOT to fight in the street!!!

why would you fight on the street?
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: IceCold on December 13, 2006, 11:50:34 AM
Ironic and true story:
My colleague is an Aikido freak...Studied in Japan for two years, lived in a dojo for a few years out in California, literally practices with his swords everyday in the back of the building(you get the picture)...Anyway, other than that, he's relatively normal and a pretty cool guy. We get to talking one day; he's asking me about lifting; I'm asking him about Aikido and fighting...It turns out that my colleague is one of only about twenty people living in the states that is a seventh degree black belt. ( My degree may be off +\- one ). After I asked him what do all the different degrees mean and what you need to do to earn them, I asked him if I would know one of those other twenty people( I was thinking UFC)...Turns out that Seagal is one of them...It also turns out the he was/is a real bad-ass...He also told me that there is some controversy in the Aikido community as to Seagal's ranking...(something to do with his first marriage)     


apparently, the mob didnt give a shit about his akido ranking. 

supposedly segal backed down from the 350 lb. mob enforcer they brought to the meeting. 
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: delta9mda on December 13, 2006, 03:02:29 PM
Probably his wiki page.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Seagal

he got choked out by gene.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: delta9mda on December 13, 2006, 03:07:04 PM
Ironic and true story:
My colleague is an Aikido freak...Studied in Japan for two years, lived in a dojo for a few years out in California, literally practices with his swords everyday in the back of the building(you get the picture)...Anyway, other than that, he's relatively normal and a pretty cool guy. We get to talking one day; he's asking me about lifting; I'm asking him about Aikido and fighting...It turns out that my colleague is one of only about twenty people living in the states that is a seventh degree black belt. ( My degree may be off +\- one ). After I asked him what do all the different degrees mean and what you need to do to earn them, I asked him if I would know one of those other twenty people( I was thinking UFC)...Turns out that Seagal is one of them...It also turns out the he was/is a real bad-ass...He also told me that there is some controversy in the Aikido community as to Seagal's ranking...(something to do with his first marriage)     
there are more than 20 7th dan in the u.s.- see asu. - mitsugi saotome would wipe the floor with steve.
seagal was gifted a few ranks as he was married to a girl and the father had dojos. seagal took over and was way under ranked to teach the higher ups so they gifted him some. dont get me wrong, he knows his aiki and his daito- ryu
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on December 13, 2006, 03:15:01 PM
steven segal should do ufc anyone agree check out this clip.

YESSSSS!!!! steven segal is a true badass! he owned the shit out of those urban monkeys! even did his obligatory arm break hahahahahah

in my opinion steven segal could beat up chuck norris.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Bluto on December 13, 2006, 03:16:13 PM
YESSSSS!!!! steven segal is a true badass! he owned the shit out of those urban monkeys! even did his obligatory arm break hahahahahah

in my opinion steven segal could beat up chuck norris.

with chuck norris do you also include texas ranger? that could change the odds possibly
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on December 13, 2006, 04:37:00 PM
with chuck norris do you also include texas ranger? that could change the odds possibly

it depends. segal is consistently outstanding in all films that have been recorded of him, but if he were to, say, challenge Norris while he was getting filmed doing his texas ranger bit, then im not sure if he would be able to overcome Walkers(norris') steely gaze, devistating kicks, and his unmatched Moustache and Beard development.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Bluto on December 13, 2006, 04:39:02 PM
it depends. segal is consistently outstanding in all films that have been recorded of him, but if he were to, say, challenge Norris while he was getting filmed doing his texas ranger bit, then im not sure if he would be able to overcome Walkers(norris') steely gaze, devistating kicks, and his unmatched Moustache and Beard development.

you know ive spent a great deal of time thinking about this dream fight (in the sense i dont think it will ever happen, just as adonis vs derek anthony), but still one cant stop dreaming. and i just cant make up my mind who i would put my money on. part because i dont know the outcome and part because it would be disrespectful to take sides as i love them both.  :-\
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: cheeksmaliod on December 13, 2006, 05:36:07 PM
I've seen like ten Steven Segal movies and I don't think I have ever seen him get hit.  Chuck Norris either.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Benny B on December 13, 2006, 07:34:29 PM
I've seen like ten Steven Segal movies and I don't think I have ever seen him get hit.  Chuck Norris either.
Never seen Return of The Dragon then, huh? Bruce Lee beat Chuck like a rented mule in that movie.  ;)

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it depends. segal is consistently outstanding in all films that have been recorded of him, but if he were to, say, challenge Norris while he was getting filmed doing his texas ranger bit, then im not sure if he would be able to overcome Walkers(norris') steely gaze, devistating kicks, and his unmatched Moustache and Beard development
Forget all the jokes. Chuck has a black belt in Brazilian jiu jitsu from Rigan Machado and would choke Steve's pot bellied ass out in a real fight. Chuck's studied a few different arts and is more well rounded than a one-dimensional egotistical aikido master.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: cheeksmaliod on December 13, 2006, 10:17:49 PM
You know what I have actually seen it, I don't remeber Chuck Norris being in it but its been like ten years.  I myself always liked Van Damme,  I know he didn't have the skills of Bruce Lee, but Bloodsport is just better entertainment than return of the dragon.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: venom gang.bronze on December 13, 2006, 11:33:01 PM
YESSSSS!!!! steven segal is a true badass! he owned the shit out of those urban monkeys! even did his obligatory arm break hahahahahah

in my opinion steven segal could beat up chuck norris.
...how about john creese, the owner/"sensei" from cobra kai dojo? (karate kid)
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Bluto on December 14, 2006, 03:20:59 AM
Never seen Return of The Dragon then, huh? Bruce Lee beat Chuck like a rented mule in that movie.  ;)
Forget all the jokes. Chuck has a black belt in Brazilian jiu jitsu from Rigan Machado and would choke Steve's pot bellied ass out in a real fight. Chuck's studied a few different arts and is more well rounded than a one-dimensional egotistical aikido master.

chuck is a lightweight, seagal is one big mofo

and i bet that bjj black belt was a gift
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Scimowser on December 14, 2006, 08:55:23 AM
Remember though, Chuck is the only non-Korean Grandmaster in TKD and was multiple times world Karate Champion. Official records say he retired undefeated. Segal is an awesome practicioner of Aikido, and is physically a huge man so i would give him the edge if he could get passed Chucks kicks and get in close. Plus hes got balls, how many people have you seen openly testify against the Mafia and get away with it?

Gene LeBell was considered the hardest man of his generation in the world, so its unfair to judge Segal on the way Gene bitched him - twice. Would be an interesting fight none the less
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Bluto on December 14, 2006, 08:58:10 AM
good point. gene would choke out anyone. and chuck norris didnt do full contact karate.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: rccs on December 14, 2006, 08:58:50 AM
why would you fight on the street?
When I'm doing nightclub security, or some hotshot, sometimes shit happens, believe that Seagal moves, in a nightclub confusion, are 0 = nothing...
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: buffbodz on December 14, 2006, 09:03:16 AM
He's proberly has a web site for all his groupies.  We want pros or at least top amature BODYBUILDERS.  Why would he even be on this site?  If he did, he would be the first actor to post that I know of and by the way people are treated here, the last. 
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on December 14, 2006, 10:37:56 AM
...how about john creese, the owner/"sensei" from cobra kai dojo? (karate kid)
are you joking? segal would rip the limbs from his gay little body
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Scimowser on December 14, 2006, 10:40:37 AM
hes as much of a martial artist in Karate Kid as Cristopher Penn is in Best of the Best! Segal would cripple him, have you seen him in Shootfighter? If so, enough said..........

 ;D
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Bluto on December 14, 2006, 10:42:45 AM
that being said penn had his share of wins in best of the best

RIP
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Spike on December 14, 2006, 11:45:44 AM
...how about john creese, the owner/"sensei" from cobra kai dojo? (karate kid)

crackin fcking skulls and car windows like a mofo - classic hardass from childhood that you totally realize is bullshit when you see Bloodsport or any real movie


--remember the guy in Karate kid 3 that looked like David Duchovney from Xfiles, had the pony-tail - he cracked that kid in the forehead with Miagee's book
hardcore technique moves was Karate Kid style - I mean who the hell can stop a crane kick??
(http://i51.photobucket.com/albums/f397/Michael102598/tourn3.jpg)
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Spike on December 14, 2006, 11:55:51 AM
Terry Silver (The Karate Kid Part III)


After the evil dojo leader in The Karate Kid and the angry-young-man adversary of The Karate Kid, Part 2, we thought we had seen the worst villainy this series had to offer. Boy howdy, were we wrong. Enter Terry Silver, a multi-millionaire (who made his money dumping toxic waste, we might add) friend of the first movie's bad guy. Silver takes his buddy in when repeated defeat by Miyagi-san has made said buddy's life a wreck. While this may seem like something of an altruistic act, it is in fact A PRELUDE TO EVIL. You see, in order to avenge his friend and punish Daniel-san and his wise, old mentor, Silver concocts the ultimate plan: To create a rift between the young (er, not so young by this point, but you know what we mean) karate champ and his wizened mentor. He would do this by promising to teach Daniel-san super-badass techniques that Mr. Miyagi wouldn't, and Silver was practiced enough at deception to pull it off. Of course, once Daniel rose to the bait and abandoned his ancient buddy, Silver added insult to injury by teaching his new student THE BAD KARATE, the kind that wouldn't really work and left shins bloodied and knuckles broken. Silver would eventually be defeated and sent skulking back to his mansion and huge piles of money, but he came closer to destroying the Daniel-san/Miyagi dynamic duo than anyone has in history, and for that, we salute him.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: buffbodz on December 14, 2006, 12:11:13 PM
I'd like to see Terry Silver's bad boy in KKIII vs. the bad boy in KKII.  That kid was a tough bastard.  Remember the drum.  Now that would be a good preliminary bout for the main event Mr. Miyagi vw the fat dude in KKII.  They almost got it on, but for the sake of the farther, they didn't :(
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Bluto on December 14, 2006, 12:16:31 PM
terry silver rules!
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: JOHN MATRIX on December 14, 2006, 03:15:48 PM
stop tainting this steven segal thread with the pathetic karate kid characters!
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Bluto on December 14, 2006, 03:19:00 PM
steven seagal should make his own karate kid type movies but it should be based around teaching a kid to beat people up by throwing them around, pistol whipping and breaking bones

Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: danielson on December 14, 2006, 03:21:02 PM
stop tainting this steven segal thread with the pathetic karate kid characters!

No, keep going. This thread is taking a fantastic direction. :)
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Bast000 on December 14, 2006, 03:21:30 PM
how tall is S.S.?
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Bluto on December 14, 2006, 03:23:00 PM
7 feet
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: slummin on December 14, 2006, 07:29:34 PM

supposedly segal backed down from the 350 lb. mob enforcer they brought to the meeting. 

guns beat martial arts, guns kill family, guns kill kids.

who wouldn't be nervous?
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: smaul on December 14, 2006, 11:45:42 PM
7 feet

Only?
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Army of One on December 14, 2006, 11:48:24 PM
You know what I have actually seen it, I don't remeber Chuck Norris being in it but its been like ten years.  I myself always liked Van Damme,  I know he didn't have the skills of Bruce Lee, but Bloodsport is just better entertainment than return of the dragon.

Enter the dragon cheesedick, and bloodsport is good but enter the dragon is the Michael Jordan Of Martial Arts films.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: americanbulldog on December 15, 2006, 02:03:57 AM
Remember though, Chuck is the only non-Korean Grandmaster in TKD and was multiple times world Karate Champion. Official records say he retired undefeated. Segal is an awesome practicioner of Aikido, and is physically a huge man so i would give him the edge if he could get passed Chucks kicks and get in close. Plus hes got balls, how many people have you seen openly testify against the Mafia and get away with it?

Gene LeBell was considered the hardest man of his generation in the world, so its unfair to judge Segal on the way Gene bitched him - twice. Would be an interesting fight none the less

The Machados were slapping him around on the set of "Under Seige 2."  Trust me, Seagull can't fight. 
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: slaveboy1980 on December 15, 2006, 04:03:52 AM
SS 14/88
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Tokyo Joe on December 15, 2006, 04:47:24 AM
There aint nobody on this earth that could take this man...

Long live the king!!!
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: slaveboy1980 on December 15, 2006, 04:49:07 AM
bolo the legend!
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: venom gang.bronze on December 15, 2006, 07:03:07 AM
bolo the legend!
.... badboy mike barnes from kk3 would take even bolo(circa-1973"enter the dragon") apart!
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Bluto on December 15, 2006, 07:20:26 AM
both bruce lee and jean-claude van damme has beaten bolo.

im sure seagal would too if he was given the chance.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: the shadow on December 15, 2006, 07:24:51 AM
both bruce lee and jean-claude van damme has beaten bolo.

im sure seagal would too if he was given the chance.
steven seagal is the real shit..damn his hands are super fast..he is lightning quick..ok bluto tell me one thing peak seagal vs peak bruce lee.who will win.i would say seagal
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Bluto on December 15, 2006, 07:30:49 AM
steven seagal is the real shit..damn his hands are super fast..he is lightning quick..ok bluto tell me one thing peak seagal vs peak bruce lee.who will win.i would say seagal

i'd go with seagal to. he's quick for his size, he's one big guy.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: the shadow on December 15, 2006, 07:43:58 AM
i'd go with seagal to. he's quick for his size, he's one big f**cker.

damn he hits really hard too..he was super fast in glimmer man..i am also a bg fan of his martial arts
here are some of his videos practicing aikido..fuckin awesome


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Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Bluto on December 15, 2006, 07:45:54 AM
great links there. steven seagal got awesome sideburns and he reminds me of alexxx
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: the shadow on December 15, 2006, 07:48:24 AM
great links there. steven seagal got awesome sideburns and he reminds me of alexxx

dude did seagal got his ass kicked by gene lebell??is this true
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Bluto on December 15, 2006, 07:51:23 AM
he got choked out by gene but the question is if he let it happen because he thought he could resist the choke, or if he put up a fight.

Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Dingleberry on December 15, 2006, 08:00:04 AM
haha, come on with those videos. You can see the guys doing flips and shit on their own, he just twists their arm a little bit and they do the rest. The look like stuntmen for Christ sakes. Not saying he's no good, but those videos are far from impressive for demonstrating his real skills. I'd like to see him in a real competition, got any vids of that?
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: the shadow on December 15, 2006, 08:03:01 AM
he got choked out by gene but the question is if he let it happen because he thought he could resist the choke, or if he put up a fight.


seagl would pwn his ass in a second if he really wanted to..seagal rulz
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Bluto on December 15, 2006, 08:10:51 AM
haha, come on with those videos. You can see the guys doing flips and shit on their own, he just twists their arm a little bit and they do the rest. The look like stuntmen for Christ sakes. Not saying he's no good, but those videos are far from impressive for demonstrating his real skills. I'd like to see him in a real competition, got any vids of that?

you really think someone would be able to sneak a camera and record some of those underground kumite kind of competitions? not likely
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Dingleberry on December 15, 2006, 08:12:28 AM
you really think someone would be able to sneak a camera and record some of those underground kumite kind of competitions? not likely


No, I'm just saying in general. He must have done some competitions, other than the Kumite.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: venom gang.bronze on December 15, 2006, 11:47:13 AM
No, I'm just saying in general. He must have done some competitions, other than the Kumite.
...but.....could he beat tiny "zeus" lister, AND dolph lundgren if they were in universal soldier mode?
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: tommywishbone on December 15, 2006, 12:21:03 PM
damn he hits really hard too..he was super fast in glimmer man..i am also a bg fan of his martial arts
here are some of his videos practicing aikido..fuckin awesome


&mode=related&search=

Good video. Great haircut and chops on Seagal. The 3-on-1 attack scenes? Comedy. ;D
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Dorian01 on December 24, 2006, 10:02:42 PM
Great part of an interview with Stephen Quadros, former PrideFC commentator.

People say that Seagal is hard to work with. Did you find this to be true?
I was hoping you wouldn't ask that question. But, since you did ... (laughs) He is on his own wave length, let's just put it that way. Before filming started Dion Lam had co-ordinated all the major fight scenes that involved Seagal with his double, Joe Bucaro, and DMX's double Errol G. All the producers came to Toronto to sit with Seagal to watch, critique and possibly change the fight scenes. The 2 stunt guys ran through the fights and everyone, including Seagal agreed they would work fine. Well a month and a half later it was time to shoot the fight scene with Seagal and DMX. Dion's guys ran through the same fight scene to remind Steven and DMX of the moves. Suddenly Seagal said these moves would not work and they had to change things to fit his 'style'. Then for at least an hour, Seagal, Dion Lam, director Andrej Bartkowiak and co-producer Dan Crachiollo argued and yelled at each other. Seagal left the set then came back and they started working on the fight scene, exactly as choreographed by Dion! Unfortunately Segal injured DMX's shoulder during the fight so X had to take a few days off. Another time we were filming this scene in this strip club with hundreds of extras. Seagal would show up late, shoot one take then while they were resetting the lights he would leave the set and get shuttled back to his trailer. Moments later people on the set would be looking for him to do the next shot but he wasn't there. So they had to call him back in his trailer EACH TIME. The whole journey back and forth between shots took at least 20 minutes minimum and we were getting way behind. Finally one of the producers called Seagal on his cell phone and just SCREAMED at him. The whole thing was like a Saturday Night Live parody. But it was real. They had to add a whole extra day of shooting in the club which, when you consider camera crew, lighting, building rental, food, extras, actors, it get kind of expensive to say the least.

What kind of interaction did you and Seagal have?
OK, if you have to know ... I had heard all the horror stories about how he would hurt actors and stunt performers, dislocated shoulders, kick guys in the nuts to see if they were wearing cups, etc. I had heard about Gene LeBell. So 2 weeks before we started shooting I was training DMX on the soundstage one and Seagal showed up and was throwing a few guys around on some mats on the other side of the stage. So I waited till he was finished and walked over and introduced myself. I figured why wait, he's going to see me around anyway. But I wasn't wearing a cup. I had left it in L.A.!!! So I stood kind of sideways just in case he decided to suddenly kick me in the family jewels. During the conversation he moved to where he was standing square with me. So while I was chatting with him I slowly moved back to where I was semi sideways again. He moved again to square up with me. I'm thinking, "This is not happening." So I switch to where my right foot was forward, turning sideways again the other direction. I was doing this very subtly. He had that 'look' in his eyes as he squared up with me again. I smiled, folded my hands in front of my groin and said I had to get going and walked away. It was VERY weird.

Another time I told him I worked as commentator for the Pride Fighting Championships in Japan. I was wearing the Grupo Chute Boxe t-shirt that Vanderlei Silva had given to me after he defeated Bob Schreiber in the January 2000 Pride. Seagal told me he didn't think the fighters in Pride were very good and that he couldn't understand why Kazushi Sakuraba kept winning because he thought he was not very good either. I obviously didn't agree but felt it was not the time or place to get into it with Seagal. So I said, "But at least they test themselves on a regular basis." Then I told him I had heard that he had a student who he thought could defeat Sakuraba. He said he did. I said if he needed help putting the match together I may be able to help him but his guy might be asked to get some experience before going to Japan. We never spoke on the subject after that. I asked him if he would like for me to conduct an interview with him for Black Belt magazine. He declined.

I kind of steered clear of him for the most part. But one time he came on the set and started walking right towards me. I thought, "****, I don't have my cup on!" So he walks close to me and my radar was up. Then he grabbed my wrist. I am not an Aikido guy and I'm not saying I am better than Seagal at wrist locks but my first instructor was Korean and had taught us Hapkido which included many techniques that were similar to Aikido. So I reversed his grab to were my hand was on his wrist. He grabbed the same wrist with his other hand. I reversed him again. This little game went on for about a minute. I was really trying not to upstage the guy because on a movie set it's a no win situation to do that to the star, especially him. But I for sure was not going to let him get me into a compromising position physically. I know guys he has hurt to the point of having to have surgery. He suddenly stopped and pointed at me and said, "You're good." I didn't know what to say so I just smiled. He walked away.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Quickerblade on December 25, 2006, 03:00:48 AM
(http://images-eu.amazon.com/images/P/B00004CZXY.02.LZZZZZZZ.jpg)
Loved this movie
"anybody remembers seeing richie?, im gonna keep coming back till somebody remembers seeing Richie"
(http://entimg.msn.com/i/150/Movies/Actors3/2006_Vail_F20914_150x200.jpg)
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: MrUniverse on December 25, 2006, 04:03:31 AM
1997, there was a about to be fight beetween Van Damme and Seagal...

http://www.aintitcool.com/?q=node/31032

Scroll down to the last comment.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Scimowser on December 25, 2006, 05:25:56 AM
"this is your trophy....THIS IS YOUR TROPHY! Come on man, tell one of your fucking zadrools (spelling? wtf is that word anyway?) to come and get me"

Brilliant film, Dan Inosanto does a good job as Sticks and makes for a very good short sequence. Segal is touring with his band in the UK in March so i might go and see them. How many times in life do you get the chance to say "hey, i met Steven Segal!" ha ha

Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Dorian01 on December 26, 2006, 01:04:30 PM
A thread full of gold http://www.rottentomatoes.com/vine/showthread.php?t=488028&page=1&pp=30

'Margulies, come over here and show me some respect!'
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: njflex on December 26, 2006, 06:35:58 PM
"this is your trophy....THIS IS YOUR TROPHY! Come on man, tell one of your fucking zadrools (spelling? wtf is that word anyway?) to come and get me"

Brilliant film, Dan Inosanto does a good job as Sticks and makes for a very good short sequence. Segal is touring with his band in the UK in March so i might go and see them. How many times in life do you get the chance to say "hey, i met Steven Segal!" ha ha


it's italian slang for moron,goon,i can't spell it it's not with a z.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: americanbulldog on December 27, 2006, 12:41:16 AM
the chokeout story i heard was that a stuntman of his who was a master at judo or something choked out seagal because seagal claimed to be impervious to a choke and let the guy try. the douche bag got choked out twice in a row. and i also heard that the 2nd time seagal pissed himself when he was out.

as far as the guys he's practicing with just flipping and letting him do the technique: almost every aikido technique results in an injury. if you resist it you'll get hurt. when the guy's gonna throw you you just gotta let him. especially when it's 4 against one. they can't really fight him because they're all in each others' way. if it's one on one for example and you really throw a good shot at him had no idea what he'd do or didn't know how to take the fall or actually throw yourself it would be a broken wrist or broken anything. i'm not saying that seagal is some godlike fighter like in the movies when he's never touched. i'm saying that there is almost no realistic way to practice aikido because the guy attacking must always allow the technique to happen and go with it so as not to get hurt and the guy applying the tenique must also be carefull not to catch the guy in a way he'll hurt him too bad.



can you imagine if this clip here was all real? if the guy didn't take dives and seagal or whoever is applying the technique weren't carefull the dude would be destroyed.

Seagull fighting a real fight is funny...
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: arce377 on December 27, 2006, 01:38:48 AM
:D
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: americanbulldog on December 29, 2006, 05:58:15 PM
If you wanna hear how nice of a guy Seagull is, ask Burton Richardson.  He was in on deadly ground, and he can attest to how nice Seagull is to stuntmen.  Shihan LeBell did everyone a favor by choking him out. 
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Kwon on December 29, 2006, 06:08:02 PM
If you wanna hear how nice of a guy Seagull is, ask Burton Richardson.  He was in on deadly ground, and he can attest to how nice Seagull is to stuntmen.  Shihan LeBell did everyone a favor by choking him out. 

What did Burton have to say? I assume you have heard what he said.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: benchmstr on December 29, 2006, 10:51:27 PM
in the end who gives a fuck,jet lee would kill both of them

chuck norris is still a legend(and everytime you masturbate he punches a mexican baby in the face)

and steven seagal will snap your neck and make you head pop right the fuck off

jet lee=a world legend in ass kicking

bench
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Figo on December 30, 2006, 12:07:06 AM
Chuck masturbates, baby, mexican, face, what...? :-\
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Scimowser on December 30, 2006, 12:33:12 AM
theres footage of Jet Li (note the spelling) on Youtube from when he was a very young kid winning his championships. Great stuff
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: americanbulldog on December 30, 2006, 01:13:39 AM
in the end who gives a f**k,jet lee would kill both of them

chuck norris is still a legend(and everytime you masturbate he punches a mexican baby in the face)

and steven seagal will snap your neck and make you head pop right the f**k off

jet lee=a world legend in ass kicking

bench

Give Jet his wires and his team and he is "Fearless." 
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: dseiler on December 30, 2006, 07:34:29 AM
Back to Seagal:

Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: sandycoosworth on December 30, 2006, 07:36:21 AM
when steven segal was in toronto like 6 years ago to shoot that movie with DMX he stopped at a club where my friend was working the door and (since my friend is a pimp) they exchanged #'s so my buddy could send "midget black chicks with dcups" to germany for steven during his next movie

one night i was chilling with my boy and steven called him and my buddy said not now and hung up on him, i thought that was fucking hilarious ;D
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Spike on December 30, 2006, 08:41:20 AM
whats with Seagal and the 'nationality; thing??

I mean I saw some movie with him being a EPA agant that ALWAYS wore leather in Kentucky all country
THEN he's and Indian in Alaska working on some oil fields and saving his drunk family members
AND in "Hard to Kill' he was 'Niko' who was Iltalian with mob friends and a badge

also does 'akieto; involve any kicking or is all based on defensive strategy -- I never saw Seagel kick anyone after 1987??

ALSO TERRY SILVER AND SEAGEL HAVE PONY-TAILS = badass mofo that will hand you your ass
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: mantronik on December 30, 2006, 04:54:40 PM
http://www.atomfilms.com/film/seagal_scattered.jsp
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: slaveboy1980 on January 01, 2007, 07:08:08 AM
seagal has a pony tail cuz hes to cheap to buy toilet paper.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Bluto on March 17, 2008, 11:07:10 AM
steven if you read this hook me up on msn bro
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Benny B on March 17, 2008, 11:11:44 AM
steven if you read this hook me up on msn bro
another lame bump?
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: E N A N T H A T O R on March 17, 2008, 11:14:54 AM
Bluto is a piece of shit
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: MAXX on March 17, 2008, 11:19:49 AM
1997, there was a about to be fight beetween Van Damme and Seagal...

http://www.aintitcool.com/?q=node/31032

Scroll down to the last comment.
no it wasn't.

they teamed up instead!

Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Benny B on March 17, 2008, 12:32:37 PM
If you wanna hear how nice of a guy Seagull is, ask Burton Richardson.  He was in on deadly ground, and he can attest to how nice Seagull is to stuntmen.  Shihan LeBell did everyone a favor by choking him out. 
I'd like to know about what Burton said as well. I don't think Steven could handle Burton in a real fight.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Big Worm on March 17, 2008, 12:34:27 PM
wouldnt it be cool if we could get steven seagal to post here?
You know what would be awesome ?



  If we can get your stupid ass ,to "stop"posting here ?
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Spike on March 17, 2008, 02:09:59 PM
...how about john creese, the owner/"sensei" from cobra kai dojo? (karate kid)

fcking BADASS -- owns Miagee right here
(http://attrition.org/wow/casual-news/06-06-26-digo/instructor%20cobra%20kai.jpg)
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: dearth on March 17, 2008, 02:42:34 PM
Steven Seagal's best acting ever

Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Bluto on March 17, 2008, 02:50:32 PM
steven fucking rules

is there anything he cant do?

he kicks ass!
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: americanbulldog on March 19, 2008, 11:27:15 AM
Burton wasn't too excited with the way that Seagull was handling the stunts.  He was being overtly rough to the stuntmen, AFTER the alleged incident with Judo Gene.  I also heard that the Machado's roughed him up on the set of on Under Siege II.  No way he mounts Carlos and armbars him in real life.  Seagull overhooks and puts a gun in Burton's mouth in the movie of On Deadly Ground.  Burt plays one of the sheriffs. 
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Captain Equipoise on March 19, 2008, 11:47:25 AM
Best Seagal clip ever!

Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Dreadlord on March 19, 2008, 02:44:21 PM
steven fucking rules

is there anything he cant do?

he kicks ass!

No his stuntman kicks ass - Stevie S no longer does his own fight scenes.

Ambulldog -
More details on Machado roughing up seagal. Was Stevie trying to oneup Carlos? Isnt Burton Richardson the martial artist who acted alongside cynthia rothrock? What was the seagal/Richardson altercation?
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: americanbulldog on March 19, 2008, 04:13:08 PM
No his stuntman kicks ass - Stevie S no longer does his own fight scenes.

Ambulldog -
More details on Machado roughing up seagal. Was Stevie trying to oneup Carlos? Isnt Burton Richardson the martial artist who acted alongside cynthia rothrock? What was the seagal/Richardson altercation?

Burton is an accomplished martial artist in his own right.  He was an instructor for the famed Inosanto academy, is certified in Thai boxing, Kali, a BJJ black belt from Egan Inoue.  He has done many movies as fight coordinator.  He has a real cheesy moustache in the movie Kickboxer 4 which also features the Machado's.  The Machado's are also good friends with Gene, they were used as part of the terrorist group on Under Siege 2, I was told that many takes were necessary to get the shot "right."  In the process, old lard butt, got a little roughed up.  Sorry my freng.... (In best portugese accent)
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: ATHEIST on March 19, 2008, 04:28:05 PM
Burton didnt list On Deadly Ground on his filmography?

Isnt Burton from Hawaii? was there an altercation with he and Steve AmeicanBull? what did he say?

Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Bluto on March 19, 2008, 04:39:14 PM
steven is the fucking man

he got everything!
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Benny B on March 19, 2008, 04:40:29 PM
steven is the fucking man

he got everything!
Did you enjoy the taste of his sperm?
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: E N A N T H A T O R on March 19, 2008, 04:41:13 PM
steven is the fucking man

he got everything!
You are a fucking fag
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Bluto on March 19, 2008, 05:05:54 PM
stevens ex wife (one of them)
 8) 8)
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: Benny B on March 19, 2008, 05:31:06 PM
stevens ex wife (one of them)
 8) 8)

Kelly LeBrock was very hot. I think I went through puberty while watching "Weird Science" at least ten times as a kid. :P Steven's fat ass couldn't hold on to her though, and she became a bit of a porker herself in recent years.
Title: Re: Steven Seagal
Post by: americanbulldog on March 19, 2008, 05:53:35 PM
Burton didnt list On Deadly Ground on his filmography?

Isnt Burton from Hawaii? was there an altercation with he and Steve AmeicanBull? what did he say?



No confrontation.  At the time of the filming, Seagull was too powerful in the industry. Everyone was afraid to speak out against Steven.  The movie was "Fire down Below."  Burt is in Hawaii.  Greg Nelson is coming to his JKDU.