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Steven Seagal
« on: December 12, 2006, 05:50:41 AM »
wouldnt it be cool if we could get steven seagal to post here?
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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2006, 05:52:58 AM »
wouldnt it be cool if we could get steven seagal to post here?

hahahahaahaaa, yes, maybe in japanese.

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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2006, 05:54:39 AM »
Unless he is willing to talk about and post pictures of Kelly LeBrock what's the point?

he was married to her at one time right?






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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2006, 05:57:14 AM »
sure was, and she had 3 of his children, i think this is the best picture of her, she's hot
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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2006, 06:00:05 AM »
he was married to 2 women at the same time, haha.

He also said he was in japan for more than 10 years, but if you recount his biography it was only 3 or 4, haha.

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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2006, 06:02:50 AM »
what can i say, the man rules  :)
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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2006, 06:03:10 AM »
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Mystical dog incident

While being interviewed by PETA, Seagal was asked to provide an example of a special interaction with an animal. To lend context and meaning to his animal rights work, Seagal offered the story about a dog which approached him during his early aikido years in Japan. Seagal described feeling as if he had known this white dog forever. After keeping the dog for a few days, the dog (by barking) warned Seagal that his dojo was on fire. Seagal quickly summoned help to put out the conflagration. Seagal never saw the dog again.

LMAO, what a nut.

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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2006, 06:04:21 AM »
LMAO, what a nut.

Where did that come from?   Whahaha, the guy's cool!
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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2006, 06:05:46 AM »
steven lived a more interesting life than most  8)
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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2006, 06:16:46 AM »
Where did that come from?   Whahaha, the guy's cool!

got it from wikipedia.  ;D

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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2006, 06:17:15 AM »
got it from wikipedia.  ;D

In that case it has to be true!
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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2006, 06:18:33 AM »
Probably his wiki page.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Seagal

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Stuntman abuse controversy

Seagal has reportedly been rough on stuntmen. During the filming of Exit Wounds, he injured a number of stuntmen, as well as his co-star, DMX. According to Steven Quadros, a fight trainer, Seagal has been known to "kick guys nuts to see if they were wearing cups" [11] Seagal has also been the target of allegations centering on a reputed loss during a challenge match with stuntman and judo master Gene Lebell.[12]

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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2006, 06:29:02 AM »
We should get him to write a country/western song about bodybuilding and getbig.com

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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2006, 06:32:55 AM »
We should get him to write a country/western song about bodybuilding and getbig.com

in japanese.  ;D ;D

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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #14 on: December 12, 2006, 06:46:16 AM »
wouldnt it be cool if we could get steven seagal to post here?
" hey man don't make me raise my voice..."  ;D
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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #15 on: December 12, 2006, 06:50:29 AM »
 :D
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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #16 on: December 12, 2006, 06:53:12 AM »
He's all swole, damn, massive guns

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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #17 on: December 12, 2006, 06:55:45 AM »
I found his cd somewhere, 'songs from the crystal cave' i think it was called.....it was ...interesting. anyone else here heard it?
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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #18 on: December 12, 2006, 08:31:24 AM »
He's all swole, damn, massive guns


wow his head is bigger than Dan18s




























well maybe not that big
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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #19 on: December 12, 2006, 09:23:12 AM »
funny but true story.

the gambino crime family (jon gotti's family) tried extorting seagal.

they said he cried like a little bitch.

http://www.crimelibrary.com/criminal_mind/scams/steven_seagal/index.html
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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #20 on: December 12, 2006, 09:24:16 AM »
that bama never lift a single pound in his life....never mind his martial art skills, he's a wimp when it comes to physique ;D
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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #21 on: December 12, 2006, 09:33:02 AM »
funny but true story.

the gambino crime family (jon gotti's family) tried extorting seagal.

they said he cried like a little bitch.

http://www.crimelibrary.com/criminal_mind/scams/steven_seagal/index.html

Haha, that was a good link.

"The actor was a martial artist who specialized in playing tough-guy heroes on the big screen. Throughout his career, the star had made several claims of real-life heroics, including black-ops jobs for the CIA and encounters with organized crime figures around the world. The actor also apparently had a fixation with urban Italian-Americans, claiming at one time to be half-Italian when in reality his mother was Irish and his father Jewish."

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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #22 on: December 12, 2006, 09:34:12 AM »
that bama never lift a single pound in his life....never mind his martial art skills, he's a wimp when it comes to physique ;D
Well ain't he like six four and he isn't on riods so i don't think he had that bad of a physique when is was under 40

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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #23 on: December 12, 2006, 09:43:19 AM »
Hahaha...Gene LaBell choked his bitch-ass out.
Seagal is a pot-bellied punk with that aikido shit. The only props he gets is from marrying Kelly LeBrock. Mmmmm!  :P
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Re: Steven Seagal
« Reply #24 on: December 12, 2006, 12:45:26 PM »
Hahaha...Gene LaBell choked his bitch-ass out.
Seagal is a pot-bellied punk with that aikido shit. The only props he gets is from marrying Kelly LeBrock. Mmmmm!  :P


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