Author Topic: Steven Seagal (Read 21668 times)

Stark · « **Reply #25 on:** December 12, 2006, 01:01:28 PM »

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claiming at one time to be half-Italian when in reality his mother was Irish and his father Jewish

ATHEIST · « **Reply #26 on:** December 12, 2006, 03:09:54 PM »

Quote from: Benny Blanco on December 12, 2006, 09:43:19 AM

Hahaha...Gene LaBell choked his bitch-ass out.
Seagal is a pot-bellied punk with that aikido shit. The only props he gets is from marrying Kelly LeBrock. Mmmmm!

Didnt Gene LaBell deny that the story took place.

MassInMass · « **Reply #27 on:** December 12, 2006, 03:26:45 PM »

Ironic and true story:
My colleague is an Aikido freak...Studied in Japan for two years, lived in a dojo for a few years out in California, literally practices with his swords everyday in the back of the building(you get the picture)...Anyway, other than that, he's relatively normal and a pretty cool guy. We get to talking one day; he's asking me about lifting; I'm asking him about Aikido and fighting...It turns out that my colleague is one of only about twenty people living in the states that is a seventh degree black belt. ( My degree may be off +\- one ). After I asked him what do all the different degrees mean and what you need to do to earn them, I asked him if I would know one of those other twenty people( I was thinking UFC)...Turns out that Seagal is one of them...It also turns out the he was/is a real bad-ass...He also told me that there is some controversy in the Aikido community as to Seagal's ranking...(something to do with his first marriage)

Bluto · « **Reply #28 on:** December 12, 2006, 03:29:03 PM »

seagal is as bad as they come

Bluto · « **Reply #29 on:** December 12, 2006, 03:31:28 PM »

in my opinion he's up there with jean-claude van damme and dolph lundgren

MassInMass · « **Reply #30 on:** December 12, 2006, 03:40:39 PM »

Is that saying much?

Bluto · « **Reply #31 on:** December 12, 2006, 03:59:38 PM »

add chuck norris to that list

americanbulldog · « **Reply #32 on:** December 12, 2006, 05:22:31 PM »

Quote from: onlyme on December 12, 2006, 12:45:26 PM

In his day Gene could beat the shit out anyone. And he still can at over 60

Anyone who wears a pink gi is one tough mofo. Whatever you do, don't volunteer to be used by him for demonstration at a seminar. I have seen him RNC people unconcious, and think it is funny. He is one tough SOB! Seagull had a court injunction against Gene so he couldn't speak about the shatting incident.

bigkubby · « **Reply #33 on:** December 13, 2006, 02:16:59 AM »

anyone ever see the way steven segal ran in the movie hard to kill some funny shit.

bigkubby · « **Reply #34 on:** December 13, 2006, 02:25:42 AM »

steven segal should do ufc anyone agree check out this clip.

Quickerblade · « **Reply #35 on:** December 13, 2006, 03:08:54 AM »

Age caught up with her
From this

To this

Bluto · « **Reply #36 on:** December 13, 2006, 03:39:43 AM »

age caughts up with all women. but we men age much more gracefully

bigkubby · « **Reply #37 on:** December 13, 2006, 03:40:36 AM »

ISNT SHE A BIG PIG NOW

MrUniverse · « **Reply #38 on:** December 13, 2006, 03:54:35 AM »

Gene Labelle story

Segal was taking about how his inner chi was so strong he couldn't be choked out. Gene was working with the fight extras in the movie and Segal had been acting like a jerk through the whole movie so Gene challenged him and got him in a choke...
Apparently Segal's chi wasn't strong enough because he did pass out and he shit his pants when he did it. Segal was really mad, a lot of people had seen this choke and Segal poop his pants, so Segal told everyone that if the story got out he would make sure who ever leaked it wouldn't work again.

Bluto · « **Reply #39 on:** December 13, 2006, 04:14:43 AM »

in order to test if he couldnt get choked out, did he on purpose let gene choke him, thats the question

bmacsys · « **Reply #40 on:** December 13, 2006, 05:20:20 AM »

Quote from: Dorian01 on December 12, 2006, 06:53:12 AM

He's all swole, damn, massive guns

Is that a Gibson Flying V he is playing?

mantronik · « **Reply #41 on:** December 13, 2006, 05:23:19 AM »

Quote from: MassInMass on December 12, 2006, 03:26:45 PM

It turns out that my colleague is one of only about twenty people living in the states that is a seventh degree black belt. ( My degree may be off +\- one ). After I asked him what do all the different degrees mean and what you need to do to earn them, I asked him if I would know one of those other twenty people( I was thinking UFC)...Turns out that Seagal is one of them...It also turns out the he was/is a real bad-ass...He also told me that there is some controversy in the Aikido community as to Seagal's ranking...(something to do with his first marriage)

What is the name of your friend?

I took classes from Seagal in 94 and 95.
He was very good back then and not fat like now.
The guy is tall, super fast and very hard.
If you take a fall or lock from him you better be prepared because he doesn't hold back.

Now I'm more into his student Haruo Matsuoka (http://www.ikazuchi.com/)
He is the short guy who is getting thrown in the dojo in the beginning of Above the Law from Steven Seagal (

).
You can also see Matsuoka here at the 35sec mark and at the 1 minute mark)
He was a long time student of Seagal and his highest ranked student as well and also fast as lightning.
They can't see eye to eye now.

rccs · « **Reply #42 on:** December 13, 2006, 10:33:23 AM »

Quote from: mantronik on December 13, 2006, 05:23:19 AM

What is the name of your friend?

I took classes from Seagal in 94 and 95.
He was very good back then and not fat like now.
The guy is tall, super fast and very hard.
If you take a fall or lock from him you better be prepared because he doesn't hold back.

Now I'm more into his student Haruo Matsuoka (http://www.ikazuchi.com/)
He is the short guy who is getting thrown in the dojo in the beginning of Above the Law from Steven Seagal (
).
You can also see Matsuoka here at the 35sec mark and at the 1 minute mark)
He was a long time student of Seagal and his highest ranked student as well and also fast as lightning.
They can't see eye to eye now.

Seagel's movies are an inspiration and example of how NOT to fight in the street!!!

Team Diver · « **Reply #43 on:** December 13, 2006, 11:39:38 AM »

is this old?

Bluto · « **Reply #44 on:** December 13, 2006, 11:41:34 AM »

Quote from: rccs on December 13, 2006, 10:33:23 AM

Seagel's movies are an inspiration and example of how NOT to fight in the street!!!

why would you fight on the street?

IceCold · « **Reply #45 on:** December 13, 2006, 11:50:34 AM »

Quote from: MassInMass on December 12, 2006, 03:26:45 PM

Ironic and true story:
My colleague is an Aikido freak...Studied in Japan for two years, lived in a dojo for a few years out in California, literally practices with his swords everyday in the back of the building(you get the picture)...Anyway, other than that, he's relatively normal and a pretty cool guy. We get to talking one day; he's asking me about lifting; I'm asking him about Aikido and fighting...It turns out that my colleague is one of only about twenty people living in the states that is a seventh degree black belt. ( My degree may be off +\- one ). After I asked him what do all the different degrees mean and what you need to do to earn them, I asked him if I would know one of those other twenty people( I was thinking UFC)...Turns out that Seagal is one of them...It also turns out the he was/is a real bad-ass...He also told me that there is some controversy in the Aikido community as to Seagal's ranking...(something to do with his first marriage)

apparently, the mob didnt give a shit about his akido ranking.

supposedly segal backed down from the 350 lb. mob enforcer they brought to the meeting.

delta9mda · « **Reply #46 on:** December 13, 2006, 03:02:29 PM »

Quote from: Dorian01 on December 12, 2006, 06:18:33 AM

Probably his wiki page.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_Seagal

he got choked out by gene.

delta9mda · « **Reply #47 on:** December 13, 2006, 03:07:04 PM »

Quote from: MassInMass on December 12, 2006, 03:26:45 PM

Ironic and true story:
My colleague is an Aikido freak...Studied in Japan for two years, lived in a dojo for a few years out in California, literally practices with his swords everyday in the back of the building(you get the picture)...Anyway, other than that, he's relatively normal and a pretty cool guy. We get to talking one day; he's asking me about lifting; I'm asking him about Aikido and fighting...It turns out that my colleague is one of only about twenty people living in the states that is a seventh degree black belt. ( My degree may be off +\- one ). After I asked him what do all the different degrees mean and what you need to do to earn them, I asked him if I would know one of those other twenty people( I was thinking UFC)...Turns out that Seagal is one of them...It also turns out the he was/is a real bad-ass...He also told me that there is some controversy in the Aikido community as to Seagal's ranking...(something to do with his first marriage)

there are more than 20 7th dan in the u.s.- see asu. - mitsugi saotome would wipe the floor with steve.
seagal was gifted a few ranks as he was married to a girl and the father had dojos. seagal took over and was way under ranked to teach the higher ups so they gifted him some. dont get me wrong, he knows his aiki and his daito- ryu

JOHN MATRIX · « **Reply #48 on:** December 13, 2006, 03:15:01 PM »

Quote from: bigkubby on December 13, 2006, 02:25:42 AM

steven segal should do ufc anyone agree check out this clip.

YESSSSS!!!! steven segal is a true badass! he owned the shit out of those urban monkeys! even did his obligatory arm break hahahahahah

in my opinion steven segal could beat up chuck norris.

Bluto · « **Reply #49 on:** December 13, 2006, 03:16:13 PM »

Quote from: JOHN MATRIX on December 13, 2006, 03:15:01 PM

YESSSSS!!!! steven segal is a true badass! he owned the shit out of those urban monkeys! even did his obligatory arm break hahahahahah

in my opinion steven segal could beat up chuck norris.

with chuck norris do you also include texas ranger? that could change the odds possibly