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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: body88 on January 30, 2007, 03:34:59 PM
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Yet are gayer then Elton Johns shoe horn.
Tuna Protein Shakes
Tupperware meals on a date
Not attending Buddy's wedding, child's birthday, important/fun function because you are "dieting" and cannot keep your meals cold.
Exclaiming " I am fat" when at 11.2 percent bodyfat
Exclaiming "I haven't shaved" when asked to take shirt off at beach
Monster intake of roids for plastic trophy
Sucking cock for competing money
Add to the list!
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squatting ::)
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squatting ::)
Nah, squatting so much that you soil yourself... and continuing to rep until completing the set.
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squatting ::)
Knee Wraps to do preacher curls!!!!!!
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Nah, squatting so much that you soil yourself... and continuing to rep until completing the set.
Until you rip your acl off , then doing 5 more reps!!!! HARDCORE WOOO
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you can't talk on the phone cause your arm is too big ( a 15 years old told me that a couple of years back while I was at school ;D
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you can't talk on the phone cause your arm is too big ( a 15 years old told me that a couple of years back while I was at school ;D
Lol, just like the " I cant wear normal clothes" line the dude with the 12 inch bicep tells you at the gym.
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I can't wear jeans cause my quads are too big ;D
it's funny when I hear that cause my trainer as some serious big legs, about 29-30 inches at 6'0 and he doesn't have a probleme wearing jeans
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Cant scratch their backs...so its not gay if their training partner helps out
Training partner helping out of their shirt
The squat spot
basically anything you ask your training partner to do in the gym that you wouldn't get him to do at your fathers work christmas party
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Here's a story I told a few times.
I know this local guy. Now he has a good physique for sure but he always falls just short of winning his weight class at a show and he competes all the time. (2-3x's) year.
He never won his class or ever qualified for National level shows. He's 32 and still lives with his parents. He hasn't had a day job or any kind of job for at least...5-6 years. Like most BB's, especially at the local/state/national level he nickle/dimes gear and drugs like viagra, vicodin etc...
Last year for the Arnold Classic he drives up with me and he was like..."Yea, bro...I'm going...my dad gave me $200 to spend...you think I'll need more than that? Should I ask him for another $100 or something?" The nig gas like 32 or 33. Graduated from highschool in 92...whatever.
So he lives the life, eats, sleeps, tans, shaves, trains, hustles gear etc...
His goal is to qualify for nationals because then he has to place in Top-2 to get 'recognition' and a ProCard. So last summer he comes to the gym and tells me...
" Yo, Block...the Fire Department sent me a letter...they want me to report to the Academy next month...looks like they want to hire me..."
I was excited for him. I told him "Fcuk YEA! Do it! That's AWESOME!"
6 years prior he took the written exam, passed, passed the drug test a year after that, passed the two physical tests and he gets the letter saying he's hired.
Tells me..."Fcuk that dude...I aint doing that siht! I'm gonna do the Indiana State Show...I aint even gonna be all running those stairs, running around with hose and that gear on...all fkn cant eat and sleep like I need to...fuck that! Thats like...all day at the academy...fcuk that!"
I said..." thats the best job in the city...work only 81 days a year? You could still be a BB with that job...fkn 45K-55K/year? Wasn't your dad a fireman?"
"Yea, but look at his fatass...naaaa...fcuk that dude. I need to get ready for the show...I sent my pics to Beverly and they're sponsoring the show so fcuk that I got to focus on that, man...you know? "
"So you're going to turn it down?"
"Yea...I aint even about to loose all my weight...you know eh...you know 'so and so'? When he went through the police academy he lost like 40lbs from all the running...fcuk that, man...Fire is the same...all that running and siht...no way man! "
Now is that HARDCORE or what?
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Cant scratch their backs...so its not gay if their training partner helps out
Training partner helping out of their shirt
The squat spot
basically anything you ask your training partner to do in the gym that you wouldn't get him to do at your fathers work christmas party
Bro, that fucking hardcore!
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drinking a protein shake after fucking
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Here's a story I told a few times.
I know this local guy. Now he has a good physique for sure but he always falls just short of winning his weight class at a show and he competes all the time. (2-3x's) year.
He never won his class or ever qualified for National level shows. He's 32 and still lives with his parents. He hasn't had a day job or any kind of job for at least...5-6 years. Like most BB's, especially at the local/state/national level he nickle/dimes gear and drugs like viagra, vicodin etc...
Last year for the Arnold Classic he drives up with me and he was like..."Yea, bro...I'm going...my dad gave me $200 to spend...you think I'll need more than that? Should I ask him for another $100 or something?" The nig gas like 32 or 33. Graduated from highschool in 92...whatever.
So he lives the life, eats, sleeps, tans, shaves, trains, hustles gear etc...
His goal is to qualify for nationals because then he has to place in Top-2 to get 'recognition' and a ProCard. So last summer he comes to the gym and tells me...
" Yo, Block...the Fire Department sent me a letter...they want me to report to the Academy next month...looks like they want to hire me..."
I was excited for him. I told him "Fcuk YEA! Do it! That's AWESOME!"
6 years prior he took the written exam, passed, passed the drug test a year after that, passed the two physical tests and he gets the letter saying he's hired.
Tells me..."Fcuk that dude...I aint doing that siht! I'm gonna do the Indiana State Show...I aint even gonna be all running those stairs, running around with hose and that gear on...all fkn cant eat and sleep like I need to...f**k that! Thats like...all day at the academy...fcuk that!"
I said..." thats the best job in the city...work only 81 days a year? You could still be a BB with that job...fkn 45K-55K/year? Wasn't your dad a fireman?"
"Yea, but look at his fatass...naaaa...fcuk that dude. I need to get ready for the show...I sent my pics to Beverly and they're sponsoring the show so fcuk that I got to focus on that, man...you know? "
"So you're going to turn it down?"
"Yea...I aint even about to loose all my weight...you know eh...you know 'so and so'? When he went through the police academy he lost like 40lbs from all the running...fcuk that, man...Fire is the same...all that running and siht...no way man! "
Now is that HARDCORE or what?
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Here's a story I told a few times.
I know this local guy. Now he has a good physique for sure but he always falls just short of winning his weight class at a show and he competes all the time. (2-3x's) year.
He never won his class or ever qualified for National level shows. He's 32 and still lives with his parents. He hasn't had a day job or any kind of job for at least...5-6 years. Like most BB's, especially at the local/state/national level he nickle/dimes gear and drugs like viagra, vicodin etc...
Last year for the Arnold Classic he drives up with me and he was like..."Yea, bro...I'm going...my dad gave me $200 to spend...you think I'll need more than that? Should I ask him for another $100 or something?" The nig gas like 32 or 33. Graduated from highschool in 92...whatever.
So he lives the life, eats, sleeps, tans, shaves, trains, hustles gear etc...
His goal is to qualify for nationals because then he has to place in Top-2 to get 'recognition' and a ProCard. So last summer he comes to the gym and tells me...
" Yo, Block...the Fire Department sent me a letter...they want me to report to the Academy next month...looks like they want to hire me..."
I was excited for him. I told him "Fcuk YEA! Do it! That's AWESOME!"
6 years prior he took the written exam, passed, passed the drug test a year after that, passed the two physical tests and he gets the letter saying he's hired.
Tells me..."Fcuk that dude...I aint doing that siht! I'm gonna do the Indiana State Show...I aint even gonna be all running those stairs, running around with hose and that gear on...all fkn cant eat and sleep like I need to...f**k that! Thats like...all day at the academy...fcuk that!"
I said..." thats the best job in the city...work only 81 days a year? You could still be a BB with that job...fkn 45K-55K/year? Wasn't your dad a fireman?"
"Yea, but look at his fatass...naaaa...fcuk that dude. I need to get ready for the show...I sent my pics to Beverly and they're sponsoring the show so fcuk that I got to focus on that, man...you know? "
"So you're going to turn it down?"
"Yea...I aint even about to loose all my weight...you know eh...you know 'so and so'? When he went through the police academy he lost like 40lbs from all the running...fcuk that, man...Fire is the same...all that running and siht...no way man! "
Now is that HARDCORE or what?
Fucking hardcore!!!!!!
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drinking a protein shake after fucking
Lol, taking glutamine after taking a dump.
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eating creatine monohydrate off the spoon
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fanny packs, otomix footwear, stonewashed baggy denim, rag tops, bandanas
arvilla circa 92 basically.
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Cant scratch their backs...so its not gay if their training partner helps out
Training partner helping out of their shirt
The squat spot
basically anything you ask your training partner to do in the gym that you wouldn't get him to do at your fathers work christmas party
hahahah.. good work BB.
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Not eating a free mint, after a dinner at a resteraunt, because of the "carbs"
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superman tattoo's/ t-shirts
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buying 8 dozen eggs and 6 tins of tuna at the supermarket and worrying that you may not have enough.. (as witnessed last night)
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training with a gravity suit
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Those 'dumbbell' or 'weight plate' necklaces.
Hahahahahaha...a tattoo on the inner forearm that says...'Overcome'.
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posting on "getbig"
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Hahahahahaha...a tattoo on the inner forearm that says...'Overcome'.
whatabout one that reads.. "its not revenge.. its punishment"..
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Carrying a Gallon of water into a movie.
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Use of grip-strengtheners during social conversation.
(http://www.fitbuy1.com/images/vahgrh.jpg)
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whatabout one that reads.. "its not revenge.. its punishment"..
Or one that says...'Don't TEST' with a picture of a pit-bull.
I seen a like 4 people last year at the Arnold Classic with that 'Overcome' tattoo on their forearm like that dude from the 'ANIMAL' ads.
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double x small t shirt at 400 lbs.
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this thread is awesome! ;D
sleeping 14 hours a day
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Training with ( insert deadful cold/flu) so everyone else at the gym gets sick. Can't take a day off!!!! WOULD LOSE 45 LBS!!!!!
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Hahahaha...
Working out with work boots on or flannel shirts with the sleeves torn off.
Using straps even for warmup sets of lat pulldowns with 90lbs.
Using chalk for warmup sets.
Using knee wraps and tightening the belt for warmup squats w/ 135lbs.
Throwing 2 scoops of CellTech in a shaker cup and drinking it down while looking at yourself in the mirror in the locker-room.
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this thread is awesome! ;D
sleeping 14 hours a day
How 'bout trying to imply mafia connections just because you have an italian last name ::)
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Throwing 2 scoops of CellTech in a shaker cup and drinking it down while looking at yourself in the mirror in the locker-room.
You know that only works with Anator P-70?
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Pulling most musculars at work.
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Hahahaha...
Working out with work boots on or flannel shirts with the sleeves torn off.
Using straps even for warmup sets of lat pulldowns with 90lbs.
Using chalk for warmup sets.
Using knee wraps and tightening the belt for warmup squats w/ 135lbs.
Throwing 2 scoops of CellTech in a shaker cup and drinking it down while looking at yourself in the mirror in the locker-room.
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Buying whey over food for your family.
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Lol, just like the " I cant wear normal clothes" line the dude with the 12 inch bicep tells you at the gym.
hahahahaha.
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Watching a Jay Cutler video and then thinking it would be cool to wake up at 2am and go to the gym and hit the treadmill for a while.
Stacking anadrol and winstrol together.
Screaming...'yeaaaaa buddy!' before a heavy lift.
Following FLEX magazines 'secrets of the pros' and taking it serious.
Turning down driving out to some bitches crib to fcuk because it'll throw off your meal/sleep timing.
Turning down p-ssy PEROID because you cant gauge the caloric expenditure.
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hahahahaha.
35 inch quads!!!!! 29 inch waist!!!!!
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Buying whey over food for your family.
hahahaha, classic.
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drinking a protein shake after fucking
what do you mean after?? someone needs to snap a pic of themself while banging their chick wearing one of those beer hats, with 2 rtd's in it...
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Shaving your head to look bigger
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12 inch arms kid (or men) lolllll, saying ''yeah buddy..........small weight baby''
man there is this guy at my gym with spandex...... he looks like a guy from the 80's
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Posting on MD's forums.
Hating 'Getbig'.
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buying 8 dozen eggs and 6 tins of tuna at the supermarket and worrying that you may not have enough.. (as witnessed last night)
hahahahahahahaa.
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Posting on MD's forums.
Hating 'Getbig'.
pro-found Block..
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Rinsing beef, buy a frigging foreman grill.
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i have a guy at my gym who comes in pressing the 85 lb. dumbells, he must have been watching a ronnie dvd all day because he was quoting the dvd. "Yeah buddy, light weight ain't nothin but a peanut". slams the "huge" weights down with a loud screem. i wanted to walk over and give him a good backhand. the best part is he was yelling this all so loud i could hear him from the other side of the gym.
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Rinsing beef, buy a frigging foreman grill.
having 'spare' foreman grills - incase ::)
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Talking very loud and very very open about steroid use when the gym is at it's peak...6:45pm. Tuesday.
Wearing a weight belt to do anything and everything from lateral raises to seated calf raises to incline presses.
Ever see a guy tighten his belt for a set of decline Hammer Strength presses?
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Super setting with the entire left wing of the gym.
10,000 sq foot superset!!!!!!!!! HARDCORE.
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(http://www.bodybuilding.com/store/gl/neopad.jpg)
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Cheat reps.
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Talking very loud and very very open about steroid use when the gym is at it's peak...6:45pm. Tuesday.
Wearing a weight belt to do anything and everything from lateral raises to seated calf raises to incline presses.
Ever see a guy tighten his belt for a set of decline Hammer Strength presses?
I saw that at work tonight actually...sad.
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"Yea, but look at his fatass...naaaa...fcuk that dude. I need to get ready for the show...I sent my pics to Beverly and they're sponsoring the show so fcuk that I got to focus on that, man...you know? "
"So you're going to turn it down?"
"Yea...I aint even about to loose all my weight...you know eh...you know 'so and so'? When he went through the police academy he lost like 40lbs from all the running...fcuk that, man...Fire is the same...all that running and siht...no way man! "
Now is that HARDCORE or what?
Guess he never heard of Porter Cottrell???
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wearing 4 shirts to the gym
complaining the gym isnt playing pantera
visible man nipple
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Slamming weight
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gold earings
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gold earings
men with hoop earings in both ears.. ::)
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Carrying a Gallon of water into a movie.
HAHAHA, I hate yet to see that but I would laugh my ass off.
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Straight-arming the counter and flexing your tri's at the local GNC when paying for your muscle-tech.
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Having to wait half an hour after training arms to answer the phone because arm is too pumped.
I had a friend who said his fories got so pumped once that he passed out from lack of blood to his brain.
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checking triceps in car tint's
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Having your workout partner slap you in the face before your set of hammer strength presses.
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checking triceps in car tint's
haha who hasn't done that?
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come on... where's the most obvious one guys...
IMAGINARY LAT SYNDROME
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Standing by the squat wrack wearing a bodybuilding.com t-shirt, with a bodybuilding.com towel over your shoulder, while drinking whey from a bodybuilding.com whey shaker. :-X
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Working out in an outfit, resembling the get up of a homeless bum, and or pirate.
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Listening to Justin Timberlake singing "Sexy Back" and stopping in the middle of a set to do a dance routine to the song.
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Lifting in sunglasses.
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Lifting in sunglasses.
How many Flex articles does that sound like?
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How many Flex articles does that sound like?
All of them. I think I may wear some shades, daisy dukes and combat boots to train chest tonight. I suggest you do the same.
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All of them. I think I may wear some shades, daisy dukes and combat boots to train chest tonight. I suggest you do the same.
You will look just like the other 187389172 people i saw in flex... do it!!
I will do it too and take pictures (not really)
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The most annoying to me are:
1. Guys that shave their head just to try to look like a badass.
2. Superman tattoos...or practically any tattoos, really. Do you not realize that's gonna be on you the REST OF YOUR LIFE when you visit the local tattoo shop? Women getting a tattoo on the bottom of their back of a small bird or a damn butterfly that don't realize that's gonna look like a condor when they are 25 years older and 100 pounds heavier. Tattoos are just flat out tacky.
3. Guys that workout in boots...any kind of boot.
4. Guys that drink damn cell-tech or some shit like that in the locker room. Unreal.
5. Guys that make a ton of noise when they are lifting little ass weights. This one guy had been hitting my gym back in October and November and was borderline YELLING when doing incline presses with 30 POUND DUMBELLS. Now I know why I wear headphones and don't pay attention to others that much unless I have to.
6. Guys that don't train legs. Always some bullshit excuse as to why, too. I'd love to hear a guy just admit he's TOO LAZY to train them...
7. Guys that wear pants in the gym year round because they don't train legs and are ashamed of what they look like...pants with a string tank top is the worst.
8. Fat women in spandex.
9. Anyone who's abusing steroids that has no desire to compete. There is an idiot in every gym in the country who probably takes as much shit as Ronnie Coleman but doesn't even do shows...he just wants to have the biggest arms at the nightclub...and he doesn't train legs...
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Time to hijack this one!
The most annoying to me are:
1. Guys that shave their head just to try to look like a badass.
Dude, we're just going bald from the juice.
3. Guys that workout in boots...any kind of boot.
Dude, I forgot my sneakers man... I still wanted to lift though :(
6. Guys that don't train legs. Always some bullshit excuse as to why, too. I'd love to hear a guy just admit he's TOO LAZY to train them...
Ok, FINE, I'm just too lazy.
7. Guys that wear pants in the gym year round because they don't train legs and are ashamed of what they look like...pants with a string tank top is the worst.
Look, maybe we just don't want people to see our SUPER WHITE ASS LEGS!!! They really are decent legs... I hit them every week, but THEY ARE WHITER THAN TAMMY FAYE BAKER!
8. Fat women in spandex.
AMEN!!!
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150 lb guys wearing 3 layers of sweats to look more HYOOOOGE.
Doing a set of light dumbell flyes and then "recovering" at the water fountain for the next 5 minutes.
Bodybuilders getting into MMA because they think big muscles = I can kick the shit out of Fedor and Mirko at the same time while benching 350.
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leather weight belts with your name/ nickname on the back
"shut up and train" t shirts
guys in under armour shirts
bandannas
sweatshirts with the necks cut out
tazmanian devil tattoos
guido gold chains while wearing a wife beater
t back string tank tops
75lb "gym bags" that get get carried around to every piece of equipment
putting on a weighted dip belt and only doing 3 reps
the famous gym "scowl face" trying to look hard in between sets
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Puffing out chest in front of chicks who think you look "gross" since you are 5'3, 495 at 3 percent bf.
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Puffing out chest in front of chicks who think you look "gross" since you are 5'3, 495 at 3 percent bf.
Sounds just like me... except the whole 3 percent BF part.
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Its all in good fun, I am just joking around.
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double x small t shirt at 400 lbs.
How about kids sized shirt, on a 115lb middle aged, mid life crisis havin', metrosexual, muscle worshipper?
(http://i143.photobucket.com/albums/r133/QuakerChewy5302/bang.gif)
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Its all in good fun, I am just joking around.
No hate... I think it's funny as hell.
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The most annoying to me are:
1. Guys that shave their head just to try to look like a badass.
2. Superman tattoos...or practically any tattoos, really. Do you not realize that's gonna be on you the REST OF YOUR LIFE when you visit the local tattoo shop? Women getting a tattoo on the bottom of their back of a small bird or a damn butterfly that don't realize that's gonna look like a condor when they are 25 years older and 100 pounds heavier. Tattoos are just flat out tacky.
3. Guys that workout in boots...any kind of boot.
4. Guys that drink damn cell-tech or some shit like that in the locker room. Unreal.
5. Guys that make a ton of noise when they are lifting little ass weights. This one guy had been hitting my gym back in October and November and was borderline YELLING when doing incline presses with 30 POUND DUMBELLS. Now I know why I wear headphones and don't pay attention to others that much unless I have to.
6. Guys that don't train legs. Always some bullshit excuse as to why, too. I'd love to hear a guy just admit he's TOO LAZY to train them...
7. Guys that wear pants in the gym year round because they don't train legs and are ashamed of what they look like...pants with a string tank top is the worst.
8. Fat women in spandex.
9. Anyone who's abusing steroids that has no desire to compete. There is an idiot in every gym in the country who probably takes as much shit as Ronnie Coleman but doesn't even do shows...he just wants to have the biggest arms at the nightclub...and he doesn't train legs...
WOW!
Great fucking list!
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Injecting growth hormone in the middle of a crowded gym with a "no doping" policy. Buddy of mine did it, said he would just say he was diabetic in case someone hassled him LOL
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Doing a 5 day training split that involves training each body part separately on each day with lots of exercises performed at high volume. Doing hours of cardio on the non training days.
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How about an hour of cardio on non-training days?
I bet you've never seen a line on your body in your entire life, btw.
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Doing a 5 day training split that involves training each body part separately on each day with lots of exercises performed at high volume. Doing hours of cardio on the non training days.
If you eat enough and are dedicated to eating CLEAN you can make gains doing this....
I started doing 45 minutes of cardio over a year ago and have gained nearly 9 lbs of LEAN mass. My bodyfat was 8.3 at 183 in Jan 06, now its 8.1 and I weighed 192 Monday :)
But some peoples idea about eating clean is grilled chicken sandwiches from Wendy's ::)
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9. Anyone who's abusing steroids that has no desire to compete. There is an idiot in every gym in the country who probably takes as much shit as Ronnie Coleman but doesn't even do shows...he just wants to have the biggest arms at the nightclub...and he doesn't train legs...
why everyone keep saying this ? That's the most stupid thing I have ever read. A guy is a fucking idiot if he takes steroids to look good for himself but if he competes to win a plastic trophy, he can juice as much as he wants and that makes him the smartest one of the two ?
::)
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Only moving the bar-bell an inch while their training partner tells them how huge they are.
Making eye contact with every girl in the gym, cause you "know" they want you. Then claiming they are a lez when they look creped out.
Having 5 set of dumbbells around you well doing shoulder press and using none of them for anything except putting your feet on.
Pointing out every guy in the gym bigger than you and claiming that he is on "juice".
Carrying around you $15 GNC shaker bottle in the gym, for everyone to see.
Putting far to much weight on the squat rack bar, unracking it, shaking for a few seconds, re-racking then stand there for 5 minutes like you actually did something others should be impressed with
Throwing 60's down so they make more noise than the 125's
Stopping mid-set to see who is watching you.
Wearing hair gel and/or cologne
Debating with cronies at the gym how quickly you can get drunk after, but of course you have to take you muscle tech first
Carrying around you muscle tech bottles in your bag, and displaying them in the change room so others can see you are serious.
think shoulder bis, chest bi's, tris, bis, is an amazing work out cycle, but it has to be done twice a week
Missing a work out because they forgot their no-explode at home, and if Ronnie can't train with it how can they?
Keeping the bottles of every supplement you have ever bough on display in your room to impress anyone who comes over
When someone starts doing more weight than you on an exercise, point out their terrible form and why it allows them to do more, or if that fails claim an old sports injury means you have to stop this exercise and slink away to another area of the gym
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Knee Wraps to do preacher curls!!!!!!
ROFL....now that is fuck hardcore..
I can't stop laughing at this
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it's funny when I hear that cause my trainer as some serious big legs, about 29-30 inches at 6'0 and he doesn't have a probleme wearing jeans
eons ago when i did have a legit 28 inch waist..i couldn't buy jeans to fit my legs..well the 28 inch waist legs wouldn't fit..well..they'd fit but they'd look very very gay...
n oh..great thread! 8)
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Here's a story I told a few times.
I know this local guy. Now he has a good physique for sure but he always falls just short of winning his weight class at a show and he competes all the time. (2-3x's) year.
He never won his class or ever qualified for National level shows. He's 32 and still lives with his parents. He hasn't had a day job or any kind of job for at least...5-6 years. Like most BB's, especially at the local/state/national level he nickle/dimes gear and drugs like viagra, vicodin etc...
Last year for the Arnold Classic he drives up with me and he was like..."Yea, bro...I'm going...my dad gave me $200 to spend...you think I'll need more than that? Should I ask him for another $100 or something?" The nig gas like 32 or 33. Graduated from highschool in 92...whatever.
So he lives the life, eats, sleeps, tans, shaves, trains, hustles gear etc...
His goal is to qualify for nationals because then he has to place in Top-2 to get 'recognition' and a ProCard. So last summer he comes to the gym and tells me...
" Yo, Block...the Fire Department sent me a letter...they want me to report to the Academy next month...looks like they want to hire me..."
I was excited for him. I told him "Fcuk YEA! Do it! That's AWESOME!"
6 years prior he took the written exam, passed, passed the drug test a year after that, passed the two physical tests and he gets the letter saying he's hired.
Tells me..."Fcuk that dude...I aint doing that siht! I'm gonna do the Indiana State Show...I aint even gonna be all running those stairs, running around with hose and that gear on...all fkn cant eat and sleep like I need to...f**k that! Thats like...all day at the academy...fcuk that!"
I said..." thats the best job in the city...work only 81 days a year? You could still be a BB with that job...fkn 45K-55K/year? Wasn't your dad a fireman?"
"Yea, but look at his fatass...naaaa...fcuk that dude. I need to get ready for the show...I sent my pics to Beverly and they're sponsoring the show so fcuk that I got to focus on that, man...you know? "
"So you're going to turn it down?"
"Yea...I aint even about to loose all my weight...you know eh...you know 'so and so'? When he went through the police academy he lost like 40lbs from all the running...fcuk that, man...Fire is the same...all that running and siht...no way man! "
Now is that HARDCORE or what?
this was boring and a waste of my time
next time just copy your old standby story: "how I sold tictacs to kids in the back of them gym as dbol cap"
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Carrying a Gallon of water into a movie.
rotflmao!.....cause i've actually seen this...
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sleeping 14 hours a day
>:( that comes naturally to my whole damn family!
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All of them. I think I may wear some shades, daisy dukes and combat boots to train chest tonight. I suggest you do the same.
there is a guy at my brothers golds (we train at different gyms.he likes the pretty boy one) that wears exactly that...and the guy is the spitting image of rick flair..
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the most i hate is when a guy with few cuts on his body removes his shirt and acts like he is a macho with that stupid 'scowl' look on his face..that really irritates me
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the most i hate is when a guy with few cuts on his body removes his shirt and acts like he is a macho with that stupid 'scowl' look on his face..that really irritates me
why did he try to charge you extra for the touching?
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3. Guys that workout in boots...any kind of boot.
for people learning how to squat..actually better to wear boots with a heel than put a quarter under the heels..
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Some prick in NJ, had synthol in his bi's ..total moron, lugged a huge gym bag everywhere he went. Was doing Preachers , picked up a 35 to add to the bar and was like ' to get big muscles you need big wieghts' , then flexed......
hahahah if your reading this , you know who you are...mr. 4-9, 45 inch waist...bald head, redder than your moms vagina after getting trained on ...looks like valvino but isnt.... Your not fooling anybody bitch.
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Some prick in NJ, had synthol in his bi's ..total moron, lugged a huge gym bag everywhere he went. Was doing Preachers , picked up a 35 to add to the bar and was like ' to get big muscles you need big wieghts' , then flexed......
hahahah if your reading this , you know who you are...mr. 4-9, 45 inch waist...bald head, redder than your moms vagina after getting trained on ...looks like valvino but isnt.... Your not fooling anybody bitch.
hahahahaha.
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Maintaining a vaccum throughout their entire workout.
Behaving like an asshole whenever you're in public, then come home and post "owning" stories on GetBig.
Tell your date that she'd look great if she cut out simple carbs and bumped up protein.
NEVER smile. Smiling drops your test level.
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"my hands are too big to fit in the top of my protein jug" hahahahaha. ::)
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ROFL....now that is f**k hardcore..
I can't stop laughing at this
That is because you can picture in your head, some guy decked out in spandex and max muscle gear, Cranking down his weight belt, and tightning up his knee wraps,before "struggling" to fit into the preacher bench for a few hard fought sets of WAR ON THE BICEPS!!!!!!! Now that my friend is HARDCORE, WOOOO!!!!!
Same guy wears knee wraps and a weight belt to mow the lawn.
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AHAHAAHAHAHAH!!! Sweet thread!!
List of things I'm guilty of from my early training years :-[ :
1. Wearing the xs t-shirt to train.
2. Wearing a weight belt on almost everything.
3. Carrying a copy of FLEX with me everywhere.
4. Pointing out the flaws in every guy bigger than me.
5. Training arms 30 times per week and legs once per month.
6. Displaying old, empty supplement jugs so friends would be impressed (they weren't LOL).
7. Bringing rice cakes and a litter of water to a movie theater (fvckin gay LOL!!)
8. Tri-shooting in every reflective surface on planet Earth.
9. Skipping outings with friends cause I didn't wanna miss a meal.
10. Practically having a panic attack cause I couldn't get to the gym for a workout cause of a huge hail storm.
11. Thinking bb was end all, be all of human existence and criticizing anyone harshly for not "getting it".
12. Bringing my own food to Thanksgiving with family cause I didn't wanna "wreck my diet".
I was 21-23.....what can I say?
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why everyone keep saying this ? That's the most stupid thing I have ever read. A guy is a fucking idiot if he takes steroids to look good for himself but if he competes to win a plastic trophy, he can juice as much as he wants and that makes him the smartest one of the two ?
If you want to make a living through bodybuilding you pretty much have to use. For anyone using besides those making a living off of training, they are idiots. (I think the guys trying to make a living off of it and using are idiots as well, fwiw, for letting themselves get sucked into a lifestyle and vocation that requires them to break the law to make a living. They might as well have been mob hit men).
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Haha, taking your shirt off for a picture with a pro bb. When you are 5.7 135.
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AHAHAAHAHAHAH!!! Sweet thread!!
List of things I'm guilty of from my early training years :-[ :
1. Wearing the xs t-shirt to train.
2. Wearing a weight belt on almost everything.
3. Carrying a copy of FLEX with me everywhere.
4. Pointing out the flaws in every guy bigger than me.
5. Training arms 30 times per week and legs once per month.
6. Displaying old, empty supplement jugs so friends would be impressed (they weren't LOL).
7. Bringing rice cakes and a litter of water to a movie theater (fvckin gay LOL!!)
8. Tri-shooting in every reflective surface on planet Earth.
9. Skipping outings with friends cause I didn't wanna miss a meal.
10. Practically having a panic attack cause I couldn't get to the gym for a workout cause of a huge hail storm.
11. Thinking bb was end all, be all of human existence and criticizing anyone harshly for not "getting it".
12. Bringing my own food to Thanksgiving with family cause I didn't wanna "wreck my diet".
I was 21-23.....what can I say?
Good post, I was guilty of some of those things as well.
1. Wearing the xs t-shirt to train. - Never
2. Wearing a weight belt on almost everything. - Guilty
3. Carrying a copy of FLEX with me everywhere. - Not that bad, but did buy Flex every month
4. Pointing out the flaws in every guy bigger than me. - Still do that, we all do
5. Training arms 30 times per week and legs once per month. - Not that bad, but did neglect legs. Maybe hit legs every two weeks.
6. Displaying old, empty supplement jugs so friends would be impressed (they weren't LOL). - Never
7. Bringing rice cakes and a litter of water to a movie theater (fvckin gay LOL!!) - Never
8. Tri-shooting in every reflective surface on planet Earth. - Of course, guilty
9. Skipping outings with friends cause I didn't wanna miss a meal. - Close, I would skip outings cause I didn't want to drink.
10. Practically having a panic attack cause I couldn't get to the gym for a workout cause of a huge hail storm. - Yep, but make it a hurricane
11. Thinking bb was end all, be all of human existence and criticizing anyone harshly for not "getting it". -yep
12. Bringing my own food to Thanksgiving with family cause I didn't wanna "wreck my diet". - Close. I would not eat many of the things on the table. Now I eat everything and say fvck it
A few of my own to add - Link Man of Steel, these are all the stupid/gay things I've done in the past
13. Living off of protein bars and shakes, mistakenly thinking I would get huge as opposed to eating real food.
14. Buying countless supplements that did nothing but put my wallet on a diet. Weiders weight gainer and andro are good examples of this.
15. Using those black fingerless gloves
16. Using wrist straps on damn near all back movements.
17. Shaving my arms and legs to see the cuts - how fvcking gay was that?!! (unless you compete, put the razor down)
18. Training every day hard as hell, never healing, and therefore growing slow as hell.
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Things I am guilty of as a former HARDCORE bodybuilder.
Being to huge to wear normal pants/shirts/ hats/gloves/condoms.
Being to huge to use an umbrealla ( got wet many times because of this)
Being to huge to attend my wedding (sent my buddy to stand in,he is less huge so it worked out)
Being to huge to pick my child up from daycare ( f**k that im huge, kid can walk when he learns how to)
Being to huge to wear anything less then OTOMIX, or Various steel toed combat boots
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8. Tri-shooting in every reflective surface on planet Earth.
hahahahahaha guilty! ;D
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Food isn't food. It's "fuel."
Neck presses.
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Food isn't food. It's "fuel."
Neck presses.
Awesome! They used to have a neck training machine at worlds before it closed. Halarious to see guys use it.
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1. Wearing the xs t-shirt to train-nope.
2. Wearing a weight belt on almost everything-yep, low back problems but still "yep"
3. Carrying a copy of FLEX with me everywhere-nope but I look at them all the time in the store.
4. Pointing out the flaws in every guy bigger than me-not for along time.
5. Training arms 30 times per week and legs once per month-yep :-X
6. Displaying old, empty supplement jugs so friends would be impressed (they weren't LOL)-nope.
7. Bringing rice cakes and a litter of water to a movie theater (fvckin gay LOL!!)-nope.
8. Tri-shooting in every reflective surface on planet Earth-probably, but I'm more of a calf shooter these days for some reason-I know ::)
9. Skipping outings with friends cause I didn't wanna miss a meal-nope.
10. Practically having a panic attack cause I couldn't get to the gym for a workout cause of a huge hail storm-nope.
11. Thinking bb was end all, be all of human existence and criticizing anyone harshly for not "getting it"-nope
12. Bringing my own food to Thanksgiving with family cause I didn't wanna "wreck my diet"-nope but I pile the turkey on my plate and skip some of the other stuff.
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Awesome! They used to have a neck training machine at worlds before it closed. Halarious to see guys use it.
Last weekend in the gym a guy was using the lying leg curl machine to train his neck. Basically, his head was below the bad and he kept lifting his head. You learn something new every day...
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Practicing your posing routine in the gym while listening to creed on your outdated discman (which you conveniantly keep inside your fanny pack)
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Last weekend in the gym a guy was using the lying leg curl machine to train his neck. Basically, his head was below the bad and he kept lifting his head. You learn something new every day...
Haha, that is the funniest thing I have heard in awhile. Take a picture with your mobile if you can! That would be a great sight to see.
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Practicing your posing routine in the gym while listening to creed on your outdated discman (which you conveniantly keep inside your fanny pack)
Haha, then hopping in your 93 iroc, decked out in lime green parachute pants.
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AHAHAAHAHAHAH!!! Sweet thread!!
List of things I'm guilty of from my early training years :-[ :
1. Wearing the xs t-shirt to train.
2. Wearing a weight belt on almost everything.
3. Carrying a copy of FLEX with me everywhere.
4. Pointing out the flaws in every guy bigger than me.
5. Training arms 30 times per week and legs once per month.
6. Displaying old, empty supplement jugs so friends would be impressed (they weren't LOL).
7. Bringing rice cakes and a litter of water to a movie theater (fvckin gay LOL!!)
8. Tri-shooting in every reflective surface on planet Earth.
9. Skipping outings with friends cause I didn't wanna miss a meal.
10. Practically having a panic attack cause I couldn't get to the gym for a workout cause of a huge hail storm.
11. Thinking bb was end all, be all of human existence and criticizing anyone harshly for not "getting it".
12. Bringing my own food to Thanksgiving with family cause I didn't wanna "wreck my diet".
I was 21-23.....what can I say?
Great list! I can so relate to just about all of this. Especially #11.
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Great list! I can so relate to just about all of this. Especially #11.
I think the majority of Getbiggers can relate to a big portion of this list; most just don't have enough humility to admit it cause they'll appear "weak" LOL!!!
C'mon, it's funny.....bb has turned most of us (at least during our early years) into self-absorbed assholes that lose sight of the world around us. Basically we have "us" (the bb cult) and "the world"/"the norms"/"the fats"/"the losers"/"the undisciplined"/"the normees"/"those that don't get it"/"the unwilling and unable"/"the weak".......yeah, there's some truth in what we all preach, but there's a shitload of crap too.
I used to quote to everyone "while everyone isn't in the gym, I am.....the rest of the world destroys themselves while I make myself stronger and better." AHAHAHAHAH!!! Makes me laugh now how naive I was (we're only talking about 10 years ago), but there is still truth in it. I've never stepped foot onstage, attended a bb show, or plan to get into ultra shredded condition worthy of competition; therefore, why live the absolute diehard bb lifestyle?
I'm not Dave Palumbo who vomits up the boiled chicken breasts he just choked down and then scoops it up and re-eats while trying not to gag......I say fvck that chicken and get something else even if it's at McDonalds....the world, my physique and my life ain't gonna end because of it.
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why everyone keep saying this ? That's the most stupid thing I have ever read. A guy is a fucking idiot if he takes steroids to look good for himself but if he competes to win a plastic trophy, he can juice as much as he wants and that makes him the smartest one of the two ?
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I agree with you on this one...
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I feel ya, MOS!
It took me YEARS to put the issue of 'I am so much better than everyone...everyone els is ORDINARY...I'm different/unique, I eat right and train...I would be an awesome catch for any chick...look at my chest...only people who hate themselves would ever drink a can of Pepsi and drink beer and eat McDonalds...hahahahaha.. .I'm superior...I eat tuna and grilled chicken breast' away about...2 years ago.
I literally convinced myself that EVERYONE who wasnt a hardcore BB were just wastes of oxygen and a waste of time. Their life meant nothing. The guy in the lab trying to find a cure for cancer? hahaha...wahtever...p-ssy probably couldnt squat 135! The single mom working 2 jobs and putting herslef through school eating macaroni for breakfast/lunch and dinner? hahahaha...fat bitch will never know the secrets of weight loss and carbohydrates and its role in the human body. The fireman shown on the cover of the news-paper carrying down a child from a ladder out of a burning bulding? Hahahaha...whatever! If he trained hard he could have carried out two children.
I finally let that go. A small part of me still fears...still dreads the day when I walk away from this completely and 'shrink' and blend in the crowd. The day people STOP asking me questions and STOP noticing I 'wok out' is a day i so fear. I'd be 'ordinary' then right?
It's a little different cuz I do compete, MOS but I still understand what you mean. My gym. Across the street there is a liquor store. I used to hope and wait/look forward seeing my peers, people I grew up with, people I know/recognize from the neighborhood on a Friday night go in and walk out w/ cases of BudLite to their cars while I was in the gym. I'd say to myself..."Hahahaha...YES! Good! Drink up! Then after beer drinking go to White Castles and eat until you explode then go to sleep...I'll be in here squatting and leg pressing until 10pm"
I used to see a McDonalds commercial for the new 'sandwich' and think..."YES! Thats right people...run out and buy that and get a McFlury to wash it down...good, I'll be eating this tuna/brown rice! I'm too good for that! I'll look better then they will look at me and think I'm GREAT!"
Crazy, right? Damn...a McFlury! Mmmm...
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i actually stayed on bodyopus for a while...
those were some dizzy..fuzzy..worst i did in college times.. :(
i remember i used to open the gym up an hour early to train...loud heavy metal n all..so i could be alone in there..squatting..a la rocky... :-[
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You're all worthless and weak! Now drop and give me 20.
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I feel ya, MOS!
It took me YEARS to put the issue of 'I am so much better than everyone...everyone els is ORDINARY...I'm different/unique, I eat right and train...I would be an awesome catch for any chick...look at my chest...only people who hate themselves would ever drink a can of Pepsi and drink beer and eat McDonalds...hahahahaha.. .I'm superior...I eat tuna and grilled chicken breast' away about...2 years ago.
I literally convinced myself that EVERYONE who wasnt a hardcore BB were just wastes of oxygen and a waste of time. Their life meant nothing. The guy in the lab trying to find a cure for cancer? hahaha...wahtever...p-ssy probably couldnt squat 135! The single mom working 2 jobs and putting herslef through school eating macaroni for breakfast/lunch and dinner? hahahaha...fat bitch will never know the secrets of weight loss and carbohydrates and its role in the human body. The fireman shown on the cover of the news-paper carrying down a child from a ladder out of a burning bulding? Hahahaha...whatever! If he trained hard he could have carried out two children.
I finally let that go. A small part of me still fears...still dreads the day when I walk away from this completely and 'shrink' and blend in the crowd. The day people STOP asking me questions and STOP noticing I 'wok out' is a day i so fear. I'd be 'ordinary' then right?
It's a little different cuz I do compete, MOS but I still understand what you mean. My gym. Across the street there is a liquor store. I used to hope and wait/look forward seeing my peers, people I grew up with, people I know/recognize from the neighborhood on a Friday night go in and walk out w/ cases of BudLite to their cars while I was in the gym. I'd say to myself..."Hahahaha...YES! Good! Drink up! Then after beer drinking go to White Castles and eat until you explode then go to sleep...I'll be in here squatting and leg pressing until 10pm"
I used to see a McDonalds commercial for the new 'sandwich' and think..."YES! Thats right people...run out and buy that and get a McFlury to wash it down...good, I'll be eating this tuna/brown rice! I'm too good for that! I'll look better then they will look at me and think I'm GREAT!"
Crazy, right? Damn...a McFlury! Mmmm...
AHAHAH!! You and I are pretty similar in how we used to think....with bb you can literally become lost in your own head if you're not careful and casually dismiss the world around you. Sure there's many, many facets of the "regular world" that are total crap and not worthy of any of my attention, but plenty of things are far more important than the "bb lifestyle" and I see many diehards missing some of those things....relationships, education, family, etc....
While in college I would think, "what's so hard about working a professional job, being married (some with children) and still hittin the gym everyday? Piece of cake!!" As I slowly advanced in my career and hit my 1st job in which I was assigned projects that kept me busy 80 hours/week for 6 months I quickly learned how hard some non-bb folk actually do work and that balancing a career, family and healthy lifestyle can be very, very challenging....not impossible, but challenging.
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Good post, I was guilty of some of those things as well.
1. Wearing the xs t-shirt to train. - Never
2. Wearing a weight belt on almost everything. - Guilty
3. Carrying a copy of FLEX with me everywhere. - Not that bad, but did buy Flex every month
4. Pointing out the flaws in every guy bigger than me. - Still do that, we all do
5. Training arms 30 times per week and legs once per month. - Not that bad, but did neglect legs. Maybe hit legs every two weeks.
6. Displaying old, empty supplement jugs so friends would be impressed (they weren't LOL). - Never
7. Bringing rice cakes and a litter of water to a movie theater (fvckin gay LOL!!) - Never
8. Tri-shooting in every reflective surface on planet Earth. - Of course, guilty
9. Skipping outings with friends cause I didn't wanna miss a meal. - Close, I would skip outings cause I didn't want to drink.
10. Practically having a panic attack cause I couldn't get to the gym for a workout cause of a huge hail storm. - Yep, but make it a hurricane
11. Thinking bb was end all, be all of human existence and criticizing anyone harshly for not "getting it". -yep
12. Bringing my own food to Thanksgiving with family cause I didn't wanna "wreck my diet". - Close. I would not eat many of the things on the table. Now I eat everything and say fvck it
A few of my own to add - Link Man of Steel, these are all the stupid/gay things I've done in the past
13. Living off of protein bars and shakes, mistakenly thinking I would get huge as opposed to eating real food.
14. Buying countless supplements that did nothing but put my wallet on a diet. Weiders weight gainer and andro are good examples of this.
15. Using those black fingerless gloves
16. Using wrist straps on damn near all back movements.
17. Shaving my arms and legs to see the cuts - how fvcking gay was that?!! (unless you compete, put the razor down)
18. Training every day hard as hell, never healing, and therefore growing slow as hell.
AHAHAHAAHAH!!! Yes Dingleberry, I'm also guilty of the black gloves and severe overtraining....it was only after I backed off my training a bit that I suddenly put on a buncha size....who'da thunk?
FYI ~ I retired the black gloves after 1 month of use after I realized no one but me was wearing them.....well, me and the tiny tits LOL!!!
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AHAHAHAAHAH!!! Yes Dingleberry, I'm also guilty of the black gloves and severe overtraining....it was only after I backed off my training a bit that I suddenly put on a buncha size....who'da thunk?
FYI ~ I retired the black gloves after 1 month of use after I realized no one but me was wearing them.....well, me and the tiny tits LOL!!!
That was you? Man, I still wear mine... Unless It's back day... then I may need some straps.
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Well said!
I used to frown upon the man with the job, family, kids etc...
I used to bang my head against the wall and wonder how the fawk this guy doesn't have an intense desire to have 20'' calves and 19'' arms.
How could this guy be HAPPY that his wife is pregnant? That means less money, less sleep and more time away from the 'lifestyle'.
Bodybuilding could take people to extreme ways of thinking and wreck a man personally, socially, financially and emotionally.
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Well said!
I used to frown upon the man with the job, family, kids etc...
I used to bang my head against the wall and wonder how the fawk this guy doesn't have an intense desire to have 20'' calves and 19'' arms.
How could this guy be HAPPY that his wife is pregnant? That means less money, less sleep and more time away from the 'lifestyle'.
Bodybuilding could take people to extreme ways of thinking and wreck a man personally, socially, financially and emotionally.
I used to be just like this... I'm older, hopefully a bit wiser, and definitely grateful for my 2 kids... they are the best.
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I can say from personal experience that if you're some young 20-something guy that says, "I'll never stop bb like this," you'll be wrong, unless you have no other goals and life and do nothing but train and "bodybuild".
Hindsight is 20/20 and I'm sure as hell not saying to stop training and "livin the lifestyle", but don't think that you'll be able to maintain it forever without some form of consequence or regret. I absolutely love to train and have trained "hardcore" for years LOL!! Still, life will catch up so don't get so engrossed in the bb lifestyle that you're hit with a very difficult "rude awakening".
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I feel ya, MOS!
It took me YEARS to put the issue of 'I am so much better than everyone...everyone els is ORDINARY...I'm different/unique, I eat right and train...I would be an awesome catch for any chick...look at my chest...only people who hate themselves would ever drink a can of Pepsi and drink beer and eat McDonalds...hahahahaha.. .I'm superior...I eat tuna and grilled chicken breast' away about...2 years ago.
I literally convinced myself that EVERYONE who wasnt a hardcore BB were just wastes of oxygen and a waste of time. Their life meant nothing. The guy in the lab trying to find a cure for cancer? hahaha...wahtever...p-ssy probably couldnt squat 135! The single mom working 2 jobs and putting herslef through school eating macaroni for breakfast/lunch and dinner? hahahaha...fat bitch will never know the secrets of weight loss and carbohydrates and its role in the human body. The fireman shown on the cover of the news-paper carrying down a child from a ladder out of a burning bulding? Hahahaha...whatever! If he trained hard he could have carried out two children.
I finally let that go. A small part of me still fears...still dreads the day when I walk away from this completely and 'shrink' and blend in the crowd. The day people STOP asking me questions and STOP noticing I 'wok out' is a day i so fear. I'd be 'ordinary' then right?
It's a little different cuz I do compete, MOS but I still understand what you mean. My gym. Across the street there is a liquor store. I used to hope and wait/look forward seeing my peers, people I grew up with, people I know/recognize from the neighborhood on a Friday night go in and walk out w/ cases of BudLite to their cars while I was in the gym. I'd say to myself..."Hahahaha...YES! Good! Drink up! Then after beer drinking go to White Castles and eat until you explode then go to sleep...I'll be in here squatting and leg pressing until 10pm"
I used to see a McDonalds commercial for the new 'sandwich' and think..."YES! Thats right people...run out and buy that and get a McFlury to wash it down...good, I'll be eating this tuna/brown rice! I'm too good for that! I'll look better then they will look at me and think I'm GREAT!"
Crazy, right? Damn...a McFlury! Mmmm...
but why you got into this to begin with? the reason is chicks and the need for them to "want" you and in your head chicks dig muscle which is true to maybe 1% of the female population,,,
the main reason guys work out is chics,,,it always was like that and always will be like that,,
i cant remember one day in my life that i cared what women thought about me or anyone else to that matter,,maybe when i was 17-18,,,after that age bodybuilding became life,,,i didnt care about what people say i only cared about bulking and cutting,,,bulking to 220 then cutting and see the muscle at 180,,,next year bulking to 240 then cutting and seeing bigger muscle at 200lb with same low bf i had when i was 180lb,,,that was the name of the game,,, i enjoyed seeing the new 10lb of lean muscle added every cycle,,,this is the only thing that carried me on in this sport.
i dont have time to look at what guys wear,,,i do look at the local whores but i got a woman so no need for that,, and in general i transmit a concieted asshole look even when im not trying,, so people know to stay away most of the time,,
many times i had 150lb guys spotting me or give me the weights,,so what?? they come to the gym to grow and a humanbeing is a humanbeing,,you good at one thing they good at other thing,,you got bigger chest they got bigger brain,,,
this sport should be done because you like lifting and not for anyother reason,,the moment you do it for anyother reason you are done
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but why you got into this to begin with? the reason is chicks and the need for them to "want" you and in your head chicks dig muscle which is true to maybe 1% of the female population,,,
the main reason guys work out is chics,,,it always was like that and always will be like that,,
i cant remember one day in my life that i cared what women thought about me or anyone else to that matter,,maybe when i was 17-18,,,after that age bodybuilding became life,,,i didnt care about what people say i only cared about bulking and cutting,,,bulking to 220 then cutting and see the muscle at 180,,,next year bulking to 240 then cutting and seeing bigger muscle at 200lb with same low bf i had when i was 180lb,,,that was the name of the game,,, i enjoyed seeing the new 10lb of lean muscle added every cycle,,,this is the only thing that carried me on in this sport.
i dont have time to look at what guys wear,,,i do look at the local whores but i got a woman so no need for that,, and in general i transmit a concieted asshole look even when im not trying,, so people know to stay away most of the time,,
many times i had 150lb guys spotting me or give me the weights,,so what?? they come to the gym to grow and a humanbeing is a humanbeing,,you good at one thing they good at other thing,,you got bigger chest they got bigger brain,,,
this sport should be done because you like lifting and not for anyother reason,,the moment you do it for anyother reason you are done
This has to be the most honest response ever.
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I know. I said that was ME years ago...
Now? Its a way of life and I am 100% INSTITUTIONALIZED and don't know how to NOT be a BBer.
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I know. I said that was ME years ago...
Now? Its a way of life and I am 100% INSTITUTIONALIZED and don't know how to NOT be a BBer.
I'm just seconding that.
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this sport should be done because you like lifting and not for anyother reason,,the moment you do it for anyother reason you are done
amen brother...amen...
i ws away for 4 yrs..i forgot why i started in the first place..and its fucking great to be back...
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Yet are gayer then Elton Johns shoe horn.
Tuna Protein Shakes
Tupperware meals on a date
Not attending Buddy's wedding, child's birthday, important/fun function because you are "dieting" and cannot keep your meals cold.
Exclaiming " I am fat" when at 11.2 percent bodyfat
Exclaiming "I haven't shaved" when asked to take shirt off at beach
Monster intake of roids for plastic trophy
Sucking cock for competing money
Add to the list!
Open use of insilin in public.
PB
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amen brother...amen...
i ws away for 4 yrs..i forgot why i started in the first place..and its fucking great to be back...
It's always great after a long and sometimes forced layoff to get back to what you love in the gym.....for me there's nothing like it. Sounds corny, but I almost meditate there despite all the effort.
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bound down two scoops of creatine without water
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but why you got into this to begin with? the reason is chicks and the need for them to "want" you and in your head chicks dig muscle which is true to maybe 1% of the female population,,,
the main reason guys work out is chics,,,it always was like that and always will be like that,,
i cant remember one day in my life that i cared what women thought about me or anyone else to that matter,,maybe when i was 17-18,,,after that age bodybuilding became life,,,i didnt care about what people say i only cared about bulking and cutting,,,bulking to 220 then cutting and see the muscle at 180,,,next year bulking to 240 then cutting and seeing bigger muscle at 200lb with same low bf i had when i was 180lb,,,that was the name of the game,,, i enjoyed seeing the new 10lb of lean muscle added every cycle,,,this is the only thing that carried me on in this sport.
i dont have time to look at what guys wear,,,i do look at the local whores but i got a woman so no need for that,, and in general i transmit a concieted asshole look even when im not trying,, so people know to stay away most of the time,,
many times i had 150lb guys spotting me or give me the weights,,so what?? they come to the gym to grow and a humanbeing is a humanbeing,,you good at one thing they good at other thing,,you got bigger chest they got bigger brain,,,
this sport should be done because you like lifting and not for anyother reason,,the moment you do it for anyother reason you are done
Taking from here and giving props to Dennis James GH15 for stating the reason why you guys should stop conjecturing how miserable one's life can be if he chooses to take his bb seriously while keeping his other normal activities...
People, come onnnnnn......I can't see the reason why not a man can't work a full time job, have his wife entertained and taken care of, have his children raised in a good home with a sound education , all the while keeping his training and eating properly.
Note that not for a moment I said it should be easy......au contraire, like someone have already pointed, it will be extremely difficult, but no one said it can't be done.....
Now I don't know about being a pro bb , working a full time job and having a wife and kids. This is only for very few gifted and illuminated people, Mark Dugdale comes to mind, as it takes a different kinda animal to balance all those things, but looking at Mark as a role model for those of us is a proof that even a pro bb can jugle all these things at once.....and doing it GOOD.
For the vast majority of us, non pro bbders, I think it's highly possible work, wife, children AND KEEPING ALMOST THE SAME your training and eating patterns, unless some minor adjustments and stuff when needed.
If you have a flexible mind , the universe is yours. The moment you set yourself within boundaries, then it becomes extremely difficult, and it won't be nice to whatch: you'll look in anger to the very reasons that keep you from your training (in your mind) , like the job, wife and kids, and you'll actually start to hate'em. That can be desastruous.
I want to point some very good examples: Ron Harris. A guy that a lot of assholes in here like to talk shit about, but I bet they envy him with a passion, let's see - the guy has a gorgeous wife, 2 beautiful children, he owns a nice house, nice car, has the luxury of working at his own home writing as a free lancer for muscle magazines AND trains his ass off like any other pro, as well as the diet aspect.
Mark Dugdale turned pro while having a wife and 3 kids - one of them a new born one at the time - and owning his grocery business whose employees depended on him to eat (their salary depends on the success of the business). He's doing fine 'till now, seems to me, never mind he's not very good at the ranks as of now, what is important is that he turned pro bodybuilder, a feat that 0,0002% of the world population can manage - all the while with his other responsabilities.
Look at Ronnie Coleman, what can be said about him? Simply, the guy became a f u cking Mr. O while keeping his job as a police officer. Can it be tougher than that???? The guy ate in his patrol car, and like he said in Unbelievable, he MADE the time for his bb responsabilities (eating, training, etc).
All this really means that you CAN achieve a good balance if you really love your training schedule and bb lifestyle. All the stories and practices pointed in this thread translates int a good laugh and entertains the hell of, as it's funny shit some posts about that. To actually think there are guys that skip relationship appointments like a dinner in family, or a night out cause they can't drink and stuff is ludicruous. I want know WHERE IS ALL THAT SHIT WRITTEN about these things you 'can't do' cause it's bad for your bb??????
This type of behaviour some really redneck guys use to have is the sole reason why the sport of bodybuilding has a terrible reputation. Who is his right mind would skip a nice banging with some hot chick who wants her ass violated by a big guy because that would throw off his eating or resting schedule, or even who the f u c k would carry over a jug of water to the movies?????????
Come onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn n, people.....
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AHAHAHAAHAH!!! Yes Dingleberry, I'm also guilty of the black gloves and severe overtraining....it was only after I backed off my training a bit that I suddenly put on a buncha size....who'da thunk?
FYI ~ I retired the black gloves after 1 month of use after I realized no one but me was wearing them.....well, me and the tiny tits LOL!!!
hahaha, I wish I could say I retired mine after a month.....I actually went through a few pair before I became a man :o
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Getting drunk to "get cut" and end water retention!!!1