http://www.MuscularDevelopment.com/NoBullRadio
I'm just being sarcastic, Chick should beat the shit out of you for the lamest imitation.
Brutal being stuck in the world of bodybuilding, loosing touch with reality and thinking that what you find funny, the world does as well.
Talk about a downspiral... ::)
At least he tries. I blame the "mobsters" for their lack of structure. Actually, when you think of it, that "mafia" thingy is also embarrassment to bb. What can you expect of a radio show ran by 3 ex-convincts....of Italian descent. ;D
http://www.MuscularDevelopment.com/NoBullRadio
I'm just being sarcastic, Chick should beat the shit out of you for the lamest imitation.
Brutal being stuck in the world of bodybuilding, loosing touch with reality and thinking that what you find funny, the world does as well.
Talk about a downspiral... ::)
special ed is mike "chastity" strangeFirst of all, thanks Alex23 for your weekly critiques. Please note that I am making every effort to improve my performances to please you.
he is funny for about a month
then he pushes the envelopE
then nobody laughs
then he leaves for 4 years
only thing thats consistantly funny about him is the 45 minutes he spends on every post :D
Special "I was funny once upon a time" Ed has definetely wore out his welcome.
You know you have made it when the Haters try to know you down.Derek has another gimmick account?
Keep up the good work Special Ed 8)
Special "I was funny once upon a time" Ed has definetely wore out his welcome.**********BEFORE*********************AFTER****************
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Let me tell you a story about "BerzerkFury" (Oh Brother!)...
Justin, or "Heavy D" as his mother calls him, grew up in the gang-infested white-collar community of Bethel, Connecticut where the average family income is $230,000 and all three of the black kids in Bethel High play chess more than basketball. Despite his upper echelon roots, JD began "holding it down" and "keeping it real" in 10th grade after watching VH1's Behind the Music episode on Tupac and realizing there had to be an easier way out of the "hood" than using dad's connections at Wesleyan. After getting a blue bandana for his 16th birthday, it was on like Donkey Kong 64. Despite starting up his own version of the "Pussy Posse", he was still scoreless at the end of his senior year. Thankfully, his investment banker father had an account at Scores and was able to hold a private graduation party for JD there so his son could get laid in style.
As seen above, JD continues to evolve his unique gangsta style. On the left, equipped in Crip-fairy-blue, his upturned double chin, oversized teeth, pock-marked skin, over-gelled hair, flared nostrils and pallid complexion exudes a menacing look that screams "Methandrostenolone" and makes the moniker "BerzerkFury" seem downright tame.
On the right, we see the results of a transformation that indicates that his nights spent doing drive-by shootings are behind him: The cool, crisp, Crip-blue Brooks Brothers shirt projects the 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy' metrosexuality, the loosely knotted tie, false December tan, and self-consciously messy hair speaks to a newfound mirrorless narcissism, and most importantly, the lip closure and the self-awareness to lower and protrude the jaw to decrease the facial fleshiness indicates the broad influence of Derek Zoolander's 'Blue Steel' on today's reformed gangstas. Sure, the sideburns are a pathetic attempt to make up for the prematurely receding hairline and the seductive squint simultaneously screams out "I'm sexy" and "I'm dangerous" but inside JD is now just a big Teddybear who still sends his mom two dozen roses on Valentine's Day, would never think of cheating on his girlfriend, and reprimands his teammates for "disrespecting women" when they read Maxim.
With his Morgan Stanley internship fully arranged for this summer, rest assured that JD is well on his way to a level of fortune and success that should far surpass 99% of bodybuilders within eight weeks of his graduation in June 2008. Congrats JD! It's a pleasure having you here!
Special "Delivery" Ed
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(http://www.uconnhuskies.com/sports/MFootball/2006/Bios/Mugs/DeRubertis.jpg)(http://www.uconnhuskies.com/sports/MFootball/2007/Bios/Mugs/DeRubertis.jpg)
Let me tell you a story about "BerzerkFury" (Oh Brother!)...
Justin, or "Heavy D" as his mother calls him, grew up in the gang-infested white-collar community of Bethel, Connecticut where the average family income is $230,000 and all three of the black kids in Bethel High play chess more than basketball. Despite his upper echelon roots, JD began "holding it down" and "keeping it real" in 10th grade after watching VH1's Behind the Music episode on Tupac and realizing there had to be an easier way out of the "hood" than using dad's connections at Wesleyan. After getting a blue bandana for his 16th birthday, it was on like Donkey Kong 64. Despite starting up his own version of the "Pussy Posse", he was still scoreless at the end of his senior year. Thankfully, his investment banker father had an account at Scores and was able to hold a private graduation party for JD there so his son could get laid in style.
As seen above, JD continues to evolve his unique gangsta style. On the left, equipped in Crip-fairy-blue, his upturned double chin, oversized teeth, pock-marked skin, over-gelled hair, flared nostrils and pallid complexion exudes a menacing look that screams "Methandrostenolone" and makes the moniker "BerzerkFury" seem downright tame.
On the right, we see the results of a transformation that indicates that his nights spent doing drive-by shootings are behind him: The cool, crisp, Crip-blue Brooks Brothers shirt projects the 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy' metrosexuality, the loosely knotted tie, false December tan, and self-consciously messy hair speaks to a newfound mirrorless narcissism, and most importantly, the lip closure and the self-awareness to lower and protrude the jaw to decrease the facial fleshiness indicates the broad influence of Derek Zoolander's 'Blue Steel' on today's reformed gangstas. Sure, the sideburns are a pathetic attempt to make up for the prematurely receding hairline and the seductive squint simultaneously screams out "I'm sexy" and "I'm dangerous" but inside JD is now just a big Teddybear who still sends his mom two dozen roses on Valentine's Day, would never think of cheating on his girlfriend, and reprimands his teammates for "disrespecting women" when they read Maxim.
With his Morgan Stanley internship fully arranged for this summer, rest assured that JD is well on his way to a level of fortune and success that should far surpass 99% of bodybuilders within eight weeks of his graduation in June 2008. Congrats JD! It's a pleasure having you here!
Special "Delivery" Ed
he really cantIt's a date! Let's get together at the Arnold and do it. And remember not to squeeze.
ed ... im willing to sit down with you and help you locate the funny
its like anal sex
the harder you squeeze the more it hurts!
(posted in UNDER 45 mins!)
I should forward that to him, but that was lame as shit.
Like I said, you're boring now. I can't even laugh at your top 10's anymore, they're just not witty.
Wow BF, the dude has really lost it. How much do you think he spent writing and formating that shit? I would say at least 30mins. Brutal cry for attention and barking from the wrong roof. ::)
We all know this isn't him, but even if it was, I don't see the problem.
It's a date! Let's get together at the Arnold and do it. And remember not to squeeze.
SE
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(http://www.uconnhuskies.com/sports/MFootball/2006/Bios/Mugs/DeRubertis.jpg)(http://www.uconnhuskies.com/sports/MFootball/2007/Bios/Mugs/DeRubertis.jpg)
Let me tell you a story about "BerzerkFury" (Oh Brother!)...
Justin, or "Heavy D" as his mother calls him, grew up in the gang-infested white-collar community of Bethel, Connecticut where the average family income is $230,000 and all three of the black kids in Bethel High play chess more than basketball. Despite his upper echelon roots, JD began "holding it down" and "keeping it real" in 10th grade after watching VH1's Behind the Music episode on Tupac and realizing there had to be an easier way out of the "hood" than using dad's connections at Wesleyan. After getting a blue bandana for his 16th birthday, it was on like Donkey Kong 64. Despite starting up his own version of the "Pussy Posse", he was still scoreless at the end of his senior year. Thankfully, his investment banker father had an account at Scores and was able to hold a private graduation party for JD there so his son could get laid in style.
As seen above, JD continues to evolve his unique gangsta style. On the left, equipped in Crip-fairy-blue, his upturned double chin, oversized teeth, pock-marked skin, over-gelled hair, flared nostrils and pallid complexion exudes a menacing look that screams "Methandrostenolone" and makes the moniker "BerzerkFury" seem downright tame.
On the right, we see the results of a transformation that indicates that his nights spent doing drive-by shootings are behind him: The cool, crisp, Crip-blue Brooks Brothers shirt projects the 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy' metrosexuality, the loosely knotted tie, false December tan, and self-consciously messy hair speaks to a newfound mirrorless narcissism, and most importantly, the lip closure and the self-awareness to lower and protrude the jaw to decrease the facial fleshiness indicates the broad influence of Derek Zoolander's 'Blue Steel' on today's reformed gangstas. Sure, the sideburns are a pathetic attempt to make up for the prematurely receding hairline and the seductive squint simultaneously screams out "I'm sexy" and "I'm dangerous" but inside JD is now just a big Teddybear who still sends his mom two dozen roses on Valentine's Day, would never think of cheating on his girlfriend, and reprimands his teammates for "disrespecting women" when they read Maxim.
With his Morgan Stanley internship fully arranged for this summer, rest assured that JD is well on his way to a level of fortune and success that should far surpass 99% of bodybuilders within eight weeks of his graduation in June 2008. Congrats JD! It's a pleasure having you here!
Special "Delivery" Ed
It may not be very funny but what it was...it was creative. It takes talent and a deep rooted familiarity with pop culture and social studies to come up with that kind of description.
I couldnt do it.
Nevertheless...it made me chuckle. He definitly NAILED LOTS of kids from an upper-class neighborhood.
It may not be very funny but what it was...it was creative. It takes talent and a deep rooted familiarity with pop culture and social studies to come up with that kind of description.
I couldnt do it.
Nevertheless...it made me chuckle. He definitly NAILED LOTS of kids from an upper-class neighborhood.
thats the thing ... it is not funny ... it is out there
its like the modern art of posting
hes gone yoko
he should have listened to me and accepted his getbig star after teh nasser flinging shit thing ... instead hes bound to a slow tyson like agony on here
haha you always did have a major problem with anybody that got more attention or more laughs around here than you :-
E
**********BEFORE*********************AFTER****************great stuff Special Ed, your like Joan Rivers as a psychoanalysist. Nice stuff. You should consider this another business. Analyis people from their photographs, 100 bucks a pop to be ripped apart. The next step is to give him some advice as to how he can improve, erase his insecurities, become whole.
(http://www.uconnhuskies.com/sports/MFootball/2006/Bios/Mugs/DeRubertis.jpg)(http://www.uconnhuskies.com/sports/MFootball/2007/Bios/Mugs/DeRubertis.jpg)
Let me tell you a story about "BerzerkFury" (Oh Brother!)...
Justin, or "Heavy D" as his mother calls him, grew up in the gang-infested white-collar community of Bethel, Connecticut where the average family income is $230,000 and all three of the black kids in Bethel High play chess more than basketball. Despite his upper echelon roots, JD began "holding it down" and "keeping it real" in 10th grade after watching VH1's Behind the Music episode on Tupac and realizing there had to be an easier way out of the "hood" than using dad's connections at Wesleyan. After getting a blue bandana for his 16th birthday, it was on like Donkey Kong 64. Despite starting up his own version of the "Pussy Posse", he was still scoreless at the end of his senior year. Thankfully, his investment banker father had an account at Scores and was able to hold a private graduation party for JD there so his son could get laid in style.
As seen above, JD continues to evolve his unique gangsta style. On the left, equipped in Crip-fairy-blue, his upturned double chin, oversized teeth, pock-marked skin, over-gelled hair, flared nostrils and pallid complexion exudes a menacing look that screams "Methandrostenolone" and makes the moniker "BerzerkFury" seem downright tame.
On the right, we see the results of a transformation that indicates that his nights spent doing drive-by shootings are behind him: The cool, crisp, Crip-blue Brooks Brothers shirt projects the 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy' metrosexuality, the loosely knotted tie, false December tan, and self-consciously messy hair speaks to a newfound mirrorless narcissism, and most importantly, the lip closure and the self-awareness to lower and protrude the jaw to decrease the facial fleshiness indicates the broad influence of Derek Zoolander's 'Blue Steel' on today's reformed gangstas. Sure, the sideburns are a pathetic attempt to make up for the prematurely receding hairline and the seductive squint simultaneously screams out "I'm sexy" and "I'm dangerous" but inside JD is now just a big Teddybear who still sends his mom two dozen roses on Valentine's Day, would never think of cheating on his girlfriend, and reprimands his teammates for "disrespecting women" when they read Maxim.
With his Morgan Stanley internship fully arranged for this summer, rest assured that JD is well on his way to a level of fortune and success that should far surpass 99% of bodybuilders within eight weeks of his graduation in June 2008. Congrats JD! It's a pleasure having you here!
Special "Delivery" Ed
great stuff Special Ed, your like Joan Rivers as a psychoanalysist. Nice stuff. You should consider this another business. Analyis people from their photographs, 100 bucks a pop to be ripped apart. The next step is to give him some advice as to how he can improve, erase his insecurities, become whole.Great idea NYC! Instead of posing for and autographing photos, I will take photos of the schmucks who come up to my booth and print them out on my portable printer and then write something brutally truthful about them on the back! I'll charge $20 to be ANALyzed by the great Special Ed. 15% commission to NYCBull! Pure genius from my Christopher Street Cuz!
Perhaps you can display this unique skill at the Arnold expo, analyse peoples personas in person based on their dress. See how they react. I am sure they would be grateful.
**********BEFORE*********************AFTER****************- The biggest owning comes from the picture comparison. Words can not speak louder than this.
(http://www.uconnhuskies.com/sports/MFootball/2006/Bios/Mugs/DeRubertis.jpg)(http://www.uconnhuskies.com/sports/MFootball/2007/Bios/Mugs/DeRubertis.jpg)
Let me tell you a story about "BerzerkFury" (Oh Brother!)...
"JD began "holding it down" and "keeping it real" in 10th grade after watching VH1's Behind the Music episode on Tupac and realizing there had to be an easier way out of the "hood" than using dad's connections at Wesleyan."- Decent
"On the right, we see the results of a transformation that indicates that his nights spent doing drive-by shootings are behind him: The cool, crisp, Crip-blue Brooks Brothers shirt projects the 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy' metrosexuality, the loosely knotted tie, false December tan, and self-consciously messy hair speaks to a newfound mirrorless narcissism, and most importantly, the lip closure and the self-awareness to lower and protrude the jaw to decrease the facial fleshiness indicates the broad influence of Derek Zoolander's 'Blue Steel' on today's reformed gangstas."- Overkill, but still not that bad...
Thanks for the percentage. Just wire it to me when you get it. BTW Christopher Street although historically gay is now mostly just trash. Shame though but the real estate is still untouchable. wierd. I wouldn't want to live on Christopher Street.
Anyway in BF''s defense, if I might say so, he hasn't hit his peak look wise yet, he still has a boyish unconfident quality. He is going to hit his peak look wise I say mid 30's and older. He will be sweeping in the pussy llike mad. I think its better to hit your peak when you are older anyway. I have found that people that look good in their teens and twenties look like shiit when they get older.
hahaha, I'll let this kid know what you think of his looks. Maybe he's a queer, couldn't tell you.BF, all past flames aside, a real pic of your face would actually shut these 'accusations' up..
NJ_Slinky's been claiming I'm either the kid in that pic or the starting UConn QB for 4+ months now. ;)
I think I'd rather everyone thought I was the starting QB.
BF, all past flames aside, a real pic of your face would actually shut these 'accusations' up..
tis true ... when someone strains for funny (like ed) it always seems to come out as pathetic !
hahaha, I'll let this kid know what you think of his looks. Maybe he's a queer, couldn't tell you.Regardless of your identity, it's pretty fuckin pathetic that a guy who attends college is spending his golden years on a message board composed of 99% men instead of getting laid.
NJ_Slinky's been claiming I'm either the kid in that pic or the starting UConn QB for 4+ months now. ;)
I think I'd rather everyone thought I was the starting QB.
Regardless of your identity, it's pretty fuckin pathetic that a guy who attends college is spending his golden years on a message board composed of 99% men instead of getting laid.
Or should we believe that before, during, and after you're banging the cheerleaders, you're taking breaks to check replies to your 7000+ posts.
HAHAHA...MONSTER MAJORING IN GAY STUDIES
Special "Husky Huskie" Ed
You'll notice I don't post on the weekend much there. What's it like spending the golden years of your life whipping up 50 minute posts multiple times per day to impress your boyfriends on the internet? If I'm posting during the day it's on my business school laptop and if it's at night it's when I'm studying and I check the site. BANG BANG BOOM.HAHAHA...35 POSTS TODAY ALREADY!!! BUSINESS SCHOOL LAPTOP!!! You're too funny!
I see plenty of pussy and I love it.
Berzerk "Shattering fragile internet egos" Fury
Special "I See Plenty of Pussy and I love it" Ed
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(http://www.uconnhuskies.com/sports/MFootball/2006/Bios/Mugs/DeRubertis.jpg)(http://www.uconnhuskies.com/sports/MFootball/2007/Bios/Mugs/DeRubertis.jpg)
Let me tell you a story about "BerzerkFury" (Oh Brother!)...
Justin, or "Heavy D" as his mother calls him, grew up in the gang-infested white-collar community of Bethel, Connecticut where the average family income is $230,000 and all three of the black kids in Bethel High play chess more than basketball. Despite his upper echelon roots, JD began "holding it down" and "keeping it real" in 10th grade after watching VH1's Behind the Music episode on Tupac and realizing there had to be an easier way out of the "hood" than using dad's connections at Wesleyan. After getting a blue bandana for his 16th birthday, it was on like Donkey Kong 64. Despite starting up his own version of the "Pussy Posse", he was still scoreless at the end of his senior year. Thankfully, his investment banker father had an account at Scores and was able to hold a private graduation party for JD there so his son could get laid in style.
As seen above, JD continues to evolve his unique gangsta style. On the left, equipped in Crip-fairy-blue, his upturned double chin, oversized teeth, pock-marked skin, over-gelled hair, flared nostrils and pallid complexion exudes a menacing look that screams "Methandrostenolone" and makes the moniker "BerzerkFury" seem downright tame.
On the right, we see the results of a transformation that indicates that his nights spent doing drive-by shootings are behind him: The cool, crisp, Crip-blue Brooks Brothers shirt projects the 'Queer Eye for the Straight Guy' metrosexuality, the loosely knotted tie, false December tan, and self-consciously messy hair speaks to a newfound mirrorless narcissism, and most importantly, the lip closure and the self-awareness to lower and protrude the jaw to decrease the facial fleshiness indicates the broad influence of Derek Zoolander's 'Blue Steel' on today's reformed gangstas. Sure, the sideburns are a pathetic attempt to make up for the prematurely receding hairline and the seductive squint simultaneously screams out "I'm sexy" and "I'm dangerous" but inside JD is now just a big Teddybear who still sends his mom two dozen roses on Valentine's Day, would never think of cheating on his girlfriend, and reprimands his teammates for "disrespecting women" when they read Maxim.
With his Morgan Stanley internship fully arranged for this summer, rest assured that JD is well on his way to a level of fortune and success that should far surpass 99% of bodybuilders within eight weeks of his graduation in June 2008. Congrats JD! It's a pleasure having you here!
Special "Delivery" Ed
HAHAHA...35 POSTS TODAY ALREADY!!! BUSINESS SCHOOL LAPTOP!!! You're too funny!
TELL US WHERE YOU 'RE GETTING YOUR MBA in HOMOEROTICISM SO WE CAN ALL SIGN UP!
Special "I See Plenty of Pussy and I love it" Ed
Boy, I must have really upset you when I said you lame as shit. Who would've thought I had this kind of pull on an internet forum. Apparently my word is the final word. You're resorting to reading how many posts I've made today in some attempt to own me. :-\
Don't be upset, maybe 3 people will turn into your radio skit next week, shattering your previous record!!!!
I find it hilarious that this guy pours his heart and soul into an internet message board and radio show and what's he got to show for it? Next to nothing!!!
Berzerk "Melting special Ed by the second" Fury
OWNED
Be carefull here BF..... dont make him reply with a 600 word post no one bothers reading that he poured his heart and soul into..... Special "does anyone tune into this guys program?" Pearson
hahahaha, he's probably busy typing it up as we speak. I can see it now. He's sitting there in the dark, with a shiteating grin on his face thinking to himself, "Man, I'll show that kid who's boss when I hit him with this 600 word zinger!!!!"
In all honesty, I haven't even so much as grinned at a special ed comment in about 6 months. The guy just isn't funny anymore.
berzerk "setting the record straight for the unfunny" fury
hahahaha, he's probably busy typing it up as we speak. I can see it now. He's sitting there in the dark, with a shiteating grin on his face thinking to himself, "Man, I'll show that kid who's boss when I hit him with this 600 word zinger!!!!"
In all honesty, I haven't even so much as grinned at a special ed comment in about 6 months. The guy just isn't funny anymore.
berzerk "setting the record straight for the unfunny" fury
The funniest thing about this thread is that a guy who posted SIXTY TIMES today is actually mocking the amount of time someone else spends on their posts. Did you really reset your post count to make yourself seem like less of an obsessed loser?? That's just pathetic.
Special "Sixty Posts A Day Keeps the Pussy Away" Ed
Make it 61. It's kind of sad one 6 word comment made by me got to you that much. Did you realize that you're not funny, too? It seems the majority consensus on this site is that you lost your touch about 250 "top 10's" ago. So I'm not the only one. You counting my posts in an attempt to get at me shows just how much you lack the ability to insult someone at this point. ;D
It's ok, maybe another 50-60 600 word stories down the road and you might come up with a winner. I doubt it, though.
Berzerk "Watching special Ed smash his keyboard all day" Fury
HAHAHAHA soon you will be able to make a top ten special ed meltdown list
hahahaha yes!!!!! It could be classic. I wonder what his reply will be this time. I'm betting something about pussy (which he doesn't get) or how many times a day I post. This guy is pretty played out. I wonder how long it'll be until they pull his radio segment, but I couldn't care less. Not like anyone listens to the MuscleMob anyway. ::)
Berzerk "Smashing the hopes and dreams of crybabies" Fury
This thread proves:
Mediocrity always attacks Excellence.
This thread proves:
Mediocrity always attacks Excellence.
You seem to have a massive hard-on for all things MD. You were defending their radio show in another thread. Do homos find the unfunny funny?hahaha, no I just think that the show needs to be put in perspective, They are obviously not going for the serious thinkers market. In that sense then it is a fun show and still has time to get better.
hahaha, no I just think that the show needs to be put in perspective, They are obviously not going for the serious thinkers market. In that sense then it is a fun show and still has time to get better.
As far as Special Ed I think he is funny enough of the time to be considered good at what he does. He posts here a lot but it only takes one or two times to be outstanding to get noticed and he has. I knew a fashion model once and she told me that for each pic you see in a magazine or catalouge the photographer takes over 500 shots. Only one pic out of 500 is good enough to make it. You guys are saying he has to be funny all the time every time and it just doesn't work that way. You should judge him on his best stuff.
special ed is mike "chastity" strange
he is funny for about a month
then he pushes the envelope
then nobody laughs
then he leaves for 4 years
only thing thats consistantly funny about him is the 45 minutes he spends on every post :D
hahaha, I'll let this kid know what you think of his looks. Maybe he's a queer, couldn't tell you.
NJ_Slinky's been claiming I'm either the kid in that pic or the starting UConn QB for 4+ months now. ;)
I think I'd rather everyone thought I was the starting QB.
At first sight, I thought A23 was being grumpy btu seems like Special Ed's video talent aren't better.Au contraire mon frere. Alex23 is a recent Special Ed convert/fan.
Brutal early 30'sThank you!
and holding on bodybuilding expos like a treckie holding on sci-fi conventions.
Get laid and loose some weight, maybe the sub 5" won't look that tucked in.At last, some valuable advice. To this I shall listen. See Shawn Ray interview for details.
Au contraire mon frere. Alex23 is a recent Special Ed convert/fan.
Thank you!
It's called 'trekkie' and going to a bodybuilding expo is really no more queer than posting on a bodybuilding website.
At last, some valuable advice. To this I shall listen. See Shawn Ray interview for details.
Special "So Long and Goodnight" Ed