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Getbig Misc Discussion Boards => The Getbiggers Board - The Lounge => Topic started by: Lord Humungous on March 17, 2007, 02:27:54 PM
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... Myself and stage a hostile take over. Im sure that 160lb Atlas will put up a wicked fight though! :)
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Princess Homogous!
Taking a break from teh x bored? Hang out more often we're running out of people to abuse. :)
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Princess Homogous!
Taking a break from teh x bored? Hang out more often we're running out of people to abuse. :)
You are an X boarder? Since when?
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Princess Homogous!
Taking a break from teh x bored? Hang out more often we're running out of people to abuse. :)
Doc dont you have a rectal to be giving to some young lad?
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... Myself and stage a hostile take over. Im sure that 160lb Atlas will put up a wicked fight though! :)
O brother what a fag ::)
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hahahahahaha, Lord Humongous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh brother, what a gay ass name, i'll bet you're the type of guy who goes to the Gay Dildo Emporium and finds the biggest blackest dildo and brings that bad boy up to the counter and says, "ahem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how are you today stud? would you have any Astroglide to go along with this "purchase"? you see it's for my "wife" but she's too shy to come in and buy it herself and these 52 gay porn movies are for her too" hahahahaha, gayer than eating cereal with water.
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hahahahahaha, Lord Humongous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh brother, what a gay ass name, i'll bet you're the type of guy who goes to the Gay Dildo Emporium and finds the biggest blackest dildo and brings that bad boy up to the counter and says, "ahem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how are you today stud? would you have any Astroglide to go along with this "purchase"? you see it's for my "wife" but she's too shy to come in and buy it herself and these 52 gay porn movies are for her too" hahahahaha, gayer than eating cereal with water.
wow that was lame, can I have the 45 seconds of my life back ::)
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Doc dont you have a rectal to be giving to some young lad?
I've told you a million times. I'm not that kind of doctor.
Stop calling for an appointment you wierdo!!!!!
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I've told you a million times. I'm not that kind of doctor.
Stop calling for an appointment you wierdo!!!!!
Please... yes you are.
You're just mad you're too busy to "fit him in" to your schedule.
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Please... yes you are.
You're just mad you're too busy to "fit him in" to your schedule.
Not everyone's 'schedule' has as much room as yours. :)
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Not everyone's 'schedule' has as much room as yours. :)
Well cutting the time I have for pillow biters such as yourself has opened up my day quite a bit.
I suggest spending less time giving "physicals" to male high school athletes and see if that helps.
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Well cutting the time I have for pillow biters such as yourself has opened up my day quite a bit.
I suggest spending less time giving "physicals" to male high school athletes and see if that helps.
Yorksireterrier,
Maybe we can send LH to do a physical on you.
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Yorksireterrier,
Maybe we can send LH to do a physical on you.
I don't want anything to with your sloppy seconds. He's your problem.
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I don't want anything to with your sloppy seconds. He's your problem.
I'll throw in five pounds and a half bottle of KY warming mist!!!
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I'll throw in five pounds and a half bottle of KY warming mist!!!
hahahaha, "KY warming mist".
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I've told you a million times. I'm not that kind of doctor.
Stop calling for an appointment you wierdo!!!!!
Dont bullshit me queer, you off free prostate exams to all males under the age of 21.
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Dont bullshit me queer, you off free prostate exams to all males under the age of 21.
The fact that he's even seen KY warming mist scares me... I never even heard of it.
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The fact that he's even seen KY warming mist scares me... I never even heard of it.
My guess it that all you're used to is a handful of warm spit, LOL!
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My guess it that all you're used to is a handful of warm spit, LOL!
No no... don't get me wrong I mean I always keep some lube on hand for my occasional dive into a womans asshole but this "mist" you speak of tells me you have a selection of fluids available depending on the level of ass hair on whatever man/boy/goat you might be dealing with in your "office."
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No no... don't get me wrong I mean I always keep some lube on hand for my occasional dive into a womans asshole but this "mist" you speak of tells me you have a selection of fluids available depending on the level of ass hair on whatever man/boy/goat you might be dealing with in your "office."
Buy some, try some. That's all I can say, BB. Thank me later.
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Buy some, try some. That's all I can say, BB. Thank me later.
Right.
(Drops everything, pulls up pants, gets keys and cash for upcoming run to the naughty shop.)
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No no... don't get me wrong I mean I always keep some lube on hand for my occasional dive into a womans asshole but this "mist" you speak of tells me you have a selection of fluids available depending on the level of ass hair on whatever man/boy/goat you might be dealing with in your "office."
your rabbi would be dissapointed
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your rabbi would be dissapointed
As was your mother when you fell out during a bowel movement.
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As was your mother when you fell out during a bowel movement.
as was your father the day you were born and he realised to himself "Christ i shoulda pulled out!"
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Hahahahahaha Brixton Bulldoggiestyle and Lord Whoisinmyass are the kind of 'guys' whose idea of a good time is to download the script of Brokeback Mountain and come Valentine's day, after a candlelight dinner consisting solely of Oysters (to boost their libido), put on assless chaps, cowboy boots, hats and belt, and proceed to reenact the gay sex scenes that were left out in the movie, after 7 hours of which they do their usual love making with each other as husband and wife and fall asleep, exhausted, spent and covered with each other's semen. Hahahahahahaha gayer than having a mid life crisis.
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gayer than eating cereal with water.
hahahaha Hey I have done that.
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hahahahahaha, Lord Humongous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh brother, what a gay ass name, i'll bet you're the type of guy who goes to the Gay Dildo Emporium and finds the biggest blackest dildo and brings that bad boy up to the counter and says, "ahem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how are you today stud? would you have any Astroglide to go along with this "purchase"? you see it's for my "wife" but she's too shy to come in and buy it herself and these 52 gay porn movies are for her too" hahahahaha, gayer than eating cereal with water.
AHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!! "would you have any Astroglide to go along with this "purchase"?" AHAHAAHAHAAH!!!!!
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ah HAHAHHAHAHAH... ok. Yes RudeManBoyLove and Kiwiballs are the kind of "men" who have been known to spend saturday night cruising through town looking for rainbow bumper stickers and taking turns driving and giving each other road head. Upon finding said victim they proceed to initiate contact by pulling up next to them at a red light, dropping trou, and pressing thier hairless, cum-ridden, and somewhat bloody rectums against the window. After wooing thier catch for the evening and returning home they then get to know each other just like dogs.... by shoving thier nose and mouth into each others anal region and smelling the grundle of thier newest and closest friends.
Gayer than a vanilla latte.
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ah HAHAHHAHAHAH... ok. Yes RudeManBoyLove and Kiwiballs are the kind of "men" who have been known to spend saturday night cruising through town looking for rainbow bumper stickers and taking turns driving and giving each other road head. Upon finding said victim they proceed to initiate contact by pulling up next to them at a red light, dropping trou, and pressing thier hairless, cum-ridden, and somewhat bloody rectums against the window. After wooing thier catch for the evening and returning home they then get to know each other just like dogs.... by shoving thier nose and mouth into each others anal region and smelling the grundle of thier newest and closest friends.
Gayer than a vanilla latte.
Hahahahahahaha OK 'BrixtonBulldog' ::) oh brother, I bet you're the kind of 'guy' who walks down the road towards your favorite glory hole one time, sees a bunch of guys all drunk and obviously looking for trouble, walks up to them and dares them to moon you. And when they do it without hesitation cause you've got a build that rival's Mary-Kate Olsen's at the height of her anorexia, you attempt to stick your tongue deep into their anuses. Hahahahahahaha gayer than bite sized snacks.
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Hahahahahahaha OK 'BrixtonBulldog' ::) oh brother, I bet you're the kind of 'guy' who's walks down the road towards your favorite glory hole one time, sees a bunch of guys all drunk and obviously looking for trouble, walks up to them and dares them to moon you. And when they do it without hesitation cause you've got a build that rival's Mary-Kate Olsen's at the height of her anorexia, you attempt to stick your tongue deep into their anuses. Hahahahahahaha gayer than bite sized snacks.
ah HAHAHAHAHAHA alright "Kyforall"... I bet you're the kind of "man" who unexpectedly shows up at childrens birthday parties. After claiming to be someone's "uncle" you immediately check for a slip and slide and run into the nearest bathroom. Out of your pockets comes a pair of bodybuilding trunks and 6 tubes of personal lubricant. After getting undressed and slathering yourself you run through the kitchen, grabbing every mans package and giggling, and proceed out the backdoor (for once) and dive onto the slide right on top of little johnny who never saw your stiffened 4.5 inches of fury coming and moans in pain for his mother underneath your massive gut.
Gayer than crystal light.
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ah HAHAHAHAHAHA alright "Kyforall"... I bet you're the kind of "man" who unexpectedly shows up at childrens birthday parties. After claiming to be someone's "uncle" you immediately check for a slip and slide and run into the nearest bathroom. Out of your pockets comes a pair of bodybuilding trunks and 6 tubes of personal lubricant. After getting undressed and slathering yourself you run through the kitchen, grabbing every mans package and giggling, and proceed out the backdoor (for once) and dive onto the slide right on top of little johnny who never saw your stiffened 4.5 inches of fury coming and moans in pain for his mother underneath your massive gut.
Gayer than crystal light.
Lame.
And anyway,
Hahahahahaha OK 'BreachMeBullDog' ::) oh brother, I bet you're the kind of 'guy' who told your doctor during your annual checkup when you were 13 that everytime you see a big, black man, your penis swells up with a raging erection and won't go limp until you look at a woman. Hahahahahahaha gayer than collect calling.
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Lame.
And anyway,
Hahahahahaha OK 'BreachMeBullDog' ::) oh brother, I bet you're the kind of 'guy' who told your doctor during your annual checkup when you were 13 that everytime you see a big, black man, your penis swells up with a raging erection and won't go limp until you look at a woman. Hahahahahahaha gayer than collect calling.
ah hahahhahahaah oh alright "kiwhore" I bet you're the kind of 'guy' who never remembers to pack enough tissues, astroglide, fuzzy handcuffs and manthongs into your purse for your annual pilgrimage to San Francisco.
Gayer than total gym.
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hahahahahaha, Lord Humongous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh brother, what a gay ass name, i'll bet you're the type of guy who goes to the Gay Dildo Emporium and finds the biggest blackest dildo and brings that bad boy up to the counter and says, "ahem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how are you today stud? would you have any Astroglide to go along with this "purchase"? you see it's for my "wife" but she's too shy to come in and buy it herself and these 52 gay porn movies are for her too" hahahahaha, gayer than eating cereal with water.
hahaha the Great Squadfather has coined yet another getbig classic
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ah HAHAHHAHAHAH... ok. Yes RudeManBoyLove and Kiwiballs are the kind of "men" who have been known to spend saturday night cruising through town looking for rainbow bumper stickers and taking turns driving and giving each other road head. Upon finding said victim they proceed to initiate contact by pulling up next to them at a red light, dropping trou, and pressing thier hairless, cum-ridden, and somewhat bloody rectums against the window. After wooing thier catch for the evening and returning home they then get to know each other just like dogs.... by shoving thier nose and mouth into each others anal region and smelling the grundle of thier newest and closest friends.
Gayer than a vanilla latte.
That was pretty good. ;D
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That was pretty good. ;D
Your welcome.
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ah hahahhahahaah oh alright "kiwhore" I bet you're the kind of 'guy' who never remembers to pack enough tissues, astroglide, fuzzy handcuffs and manthongs into your purse for your annual pilgrimage to San Francisco.
Gayer than total gym.
Damn, I somehow missed this post ;D Anyway,
Hahahahahahaha OK 'Bricksinmybackdoor' ::) oh brother, I bet you're the kind of guy who breaks into prison, so you'll get gang raped and felt up in the shower till they find you and throw you out yet again. Hahahahahahaha gayer than well done steak.
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Damn, I somehow missed this post ;D Anyway,
Hahahahahahaha OK 'Bricksinmybackdoor' ::) oh brother, I bet you're the kind of guy who breaks into prison, so you'll get gang raped and felt up in the shower till they find you and throw you out yet again. Hahahahahahaha gayer than well done steak.
Ah not paying attn I see... ah hahahahahahh!!!! alright "kockwhole" I bet you're the kind of "man" who is too busy restocking the jugs in your refrigerator with your husbands man milk to remember to pay your monthly NAMBLA membership forcing you to spend days every month on the phone with thier "member" services department. And after begging to blow the management you realize they've already stopped sending the male 6th graders to your house and you begin crying uncontrollably while your naked obese life partner holds you ever so gently.
what a tool hahahaha! gayer than chinette
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Ah not paying attn I see... ah hahahahahahh!!!! alright "kockwhole" I bet you're the kind of "man" who is too busy restocking the jugs in your refrigerator with your husbands man milk to remember to pay your monthly NAMBLA membership forcing you to spend days every month on the phone with thier "member" services department. And after begging to blow the management you realize they've already stopped sending the male 6th graders to your house and you begin crying uncontrollably while your naked obese life partner holds you ever so gently.
what a tool hahahaha! gayer than chinette
$E%&Y%^$UYTHRTY$#ET$#RRGRGR BrixtonBullfrog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahaha oh brother, I see you're hell bent on getting owned beyond belief, so here it comes - I bet you're the kind of 'guy' who hears that there's going to be a Gay Pride demo near the Washington memorial complete with handouts of free tubs of Astroglide, autographed pics of Brokeback Mountain Posters revealing the 2 cowboy's stunt doubles doing something so disgusting that it's the kind of stuff that even gets deleted from hardcore gay snuff porn and a concert with Elton John & George Michael paying a special tribute to 'Queer eye for the straight guy' who'll be making an appearance as the Spice girls, and immediately packs your assless chaps and nipple tassels and heads out of Vermont via the first plane. And when you arrive at the venue and hear that they've got a competition in which they've placed dildos on the ground, in a line, increasing in length and girth and the winner will be the one who gets to sit on the biggest without a fuss, you walk straight past the dildos with a sway of your hips making all the little bells in your chaps ring the tune of 'Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me' and go sit on the memorial and make it disappear. HaHahahahahahahahaha gayer than the Adonis Principles.
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$E%&Y%^$UYTHRTY$#ET$#RRGRGR BrixtonBullfrog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahaha oh brother, I see you're hell bent on getting owned beyond belief, so here it comes - I bet you're the kind of 'guy' who hears that there's going to be a Gay Pride demo near the Washington memorial complete with handouts of free tubs of Astroglide, autographed pics of Brokeback Mountain Posters revealing the 2 cowboy's stunt doubles doing something so disgusting that it's the kind of stuff that even gets deleted from hardcore gay snuff porn and a concert with Elton John & George Michael paying a special tribute to 'Queer eye for the straight guy' who'll be making an appearance as the Spice girls, and immediately packs your assless chaps and nipple tassels and heads out of Vermont via the first plane. And when you arrive at the expo and hear that they've got a competition in which they've placed dildos on the ground, in a line, increasing in length and girth and the winner will be the one who gets to sit on the biggest without a fuss, you walk straight past the dildos with a sway of your hips making all the little bells in your chaps ring the tune of 'Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me' and go sit on the memorial and make it disappear. HaHahahahahahahahaha gayer than the Adonis Principals.
HAHAHAHA OH MAN I ALMOST PISSED MYESLF!
Brutal ownage.
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$E%&Y%^$UYTHRTY$#ET$#RRGRGR BrixtonBullfrog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahaha oh brother, I see you're hell bent on getting owned beyond belief, so here it comes - I bet you're the kind of 'guy' who hears that there's going to be a Gay Pride demo near the Washington memorial complete with handouts of free tubs of Astroglide, autographed pics of Brokeback Mountain Posters revealing the 2 cowboy's stunt doubles doing something so disgusting that it's the kind of stuff that even gets deleted from hardcore gay snuff porn and a concert with Elton John & George Michael paying a special tribute to 'Queer eye for the straight guy' who'll be making an appearance as the Spice girls, and immediately packs your assless chaps and nipple tassels and heads out of Vermont via the first plane. And when you arrive at the expo and hear that they've got a competition in which they've placed dildos on the ground, in a line, increasing in length and girth and the winner will be the one who gets to sit on the biggest without a fuss, you walk straight past the dildos with a sway of your hips making all the little bells in your chaps ring the tune of 'Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me' and go sit on the memorial and make it disappear. HaHahahahahahahahaha gayer than the Adonis Principals.
ah hahahahahah wow... I can see the longer your post the less clever it becomes...
but ANYWAY..
oh lordy kockshovel.. I bet youre the kind of "man" who stumbled into a gay bar by NO accident at the tender age of 24 after a long day of being shot down by every obese, hair laiden, woman in your trailer park. Upon being recognized by your scout leader and most of your troop after losing your liquer tolerance after 3 appletinis and ripping off all of your clothes in a fit of repressed homosexual frustration you realize you've been had and it was really a surprise "coming out of the closet" party. you could barely contain your excitement and a smile begins to creep across your lipstick covered mouth as you await the initiation ritual you've been anticipating most of your adult life. Without any further hesitation you grab your ankles and put your head between your legs just in time to see every boy scout within a 35 mile radius drop trou. Happyness and ecstacy overwhelm you and you begin crying and now comes the finale as the scout master finishes in your rectum and pours a beer down there for good measure. A tube is installed in whats called a "queer bong" and you suck out the contents of the "frothy brown ale" while the troop sings "its raining men."
hahahaahaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!! gayer than a "merit" badge
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ah hahahahahah wow... I can see the longer your post the less clever it becomes...
but ANYWAY..
oh lordy kockshovel.. I bet youre the kind of "man" who stumbled into a gay bar by NO accident at the tender age of 24 after a long day of being shot down by every obese, hair laiden, woman in your trailer park. Upon being recognized by your scout leader and most of your troop after losing your liquer tolerance after 3 appletinis and ripping off all of your clothes in a fit of repressed homosexual frustration you realize you've been had and it was really a surprise "coming out of the closet" party. you could barely contain your excitement and a smile begins to creep across your lipstick covered mouth as you await the initiation ritual you've been anticipating most of your adult life. Without any further hesitation you grab your ankles and put your head between your legs just in time to see every boy scout within a 35 mile radius drop trou. Happyness and ecstacy overwhelm you and you begin crying and now comes the finale as the scout master finishes in your rectum and pours a beer down there for good measure. A tube is installed in whats called a "queer bong" and you suck out the contents of the "frothy brown ale" while the troop sings "its raining men."
hahahaahaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!! gayer than a "merit" badge
So vivid one could believe that story was from personal experience. :)
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So vivid one could believe that story was from personal experience. :)
The realism is scary doc, its obvious Brixton has manhandled more than his fair share of fuck sticks in his day.
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The realism is scary doc, its obvious Brixton has manhandled more than his fair share of fuck sticks in his day.
Haha, I bet he handles yours on a regular basis "big guy". I bet you're the kind of "guy" that stands on the streetcorner in a pair of leather chaps and a leather biker hat, waving and blowing kisses at all the homosexual men driving by, all the while hitting your favorite most muscular pose in order to show off your massive 160lb mountain of muscle. Hahaha, gayer than Eddie Murphy on a Saturday night in San Fransisco.
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The realism is scary doc, its obvious Brixton has manhandled more than his fair share of fuck sticks in his day.
Considering how I've been handling these clowns on this board all day I'd you might be right.
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Considering how I've been handling these clowns on this board all day I'd you might be right.
Yes, but your shananigans are witty and fun.
His shananigans are are stupid and lame.
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Brixton, you and ozzy make a nice couple, think of the possibilities!! your both 145lbs and built like 14 year old girls, so sharing clothes wont be an issue and pink is both or your favorite colors. The only hang up is which one of you will be the bottom bitch?
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Considering how I've been handling these clowns on this board all day I'd you might be right.
who are you agian
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Brixton, you and ozzy make a nice couple, think of the possibilities!! your both 145lbs and built like 14 year old girls, so sharing clothes wont be an issue and pink is both or your favorite colors. The only hang up is which one of you will be the bottom bitch?
You sound bitter... feel foresaken by your brethren?
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who are you agian
Who knows
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You sound bitter... feel foresaken by your brethren?
No, your mom shut me down again >:( she said 5 dudes in one night was enough 4 her
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$E%&Y%^$UYTHRTY$#ET$#RRGRGR BrixtonBullfrog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahaha oh brother, I see you're hell bent on getting owned beyond belief, so here it comes - I bet you're the kind of 'guy' who hears that there's going to be a Gay Pride demo near the Washington memorial complete with handouts of free tubs of Astroglide, autographed pics of Brokeback Mountain Posters revealing the 2 cowboy's stunt doubles doing something so disgusting that it's the kind of stuff that even gets deleted from hardcore gay snuff porn and a concert with Elton John & George Michael paying a special tribute to 'Queer eye for the straight guy' who'll be making an appearance as the Spice girls, and immediately packs your assless chaps and nipple tassels and heads out of Vermont via the first plane. And when you arrive at the expo and hear that they've got a competition in which they've placed dildos on the ground, in a line, increasing in length and girth and the winner will be the one who gets to sit on the biggest without a fuss, you walk straight past the dildos with a sway of your hips making all the little bells in your chaps ring the tune of 'Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me' and go sit on the memorial and make it disappear. HaHahahahahahahahaha gayer than the Adonis Principals.
hahahahahahah yes!!!!!! a motivated Kiwiol's creativity and pwning talents know no limits!!!!!!
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who are you agian
he's the one and only Danimal!
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he's the one and only Danimal!
that fag with the tatty or what he claims is a tatty that says danimal oh christ i dont talk to losers who tattoo that shit on themselves
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that fag with the tatty or what he claims is a tatty that says danimal oh christ i dont talk to losers who tattoo that shit on themselves
careful Rude or he'll write a essay and "own" you ::)
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careful Rude or he'll write a essay and "own" you ::)
fuck that bitch ill roll em up into a joint an smoke em
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fuck that bitch ill roll em up into a joint an smoke em
hahaha you'll smoke him like a blunt ;D
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hahaha you'll smoke him like a blunt ;D
das right supastar than ill take whats left of em and make a bitch sammich
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Brixton, you and ozzy make a nice couple, think of the possibilities!! your both 145lbs and built like 14 year old girls, so sharing clothes wont be an issue and pink is both or your favorite colors. The only hang up is which one of you will be the bottom bitch?
Haha, funny you comment on what I might look like though I've never posted a pic here. Hahaha, I probably dwarf the fuck out of you. "Lord Humungous" oh brother, compensating for anything there "big guy"?
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No, your mom shut me down again >:( she said 5 dudes in one night was enough 4 her
She must've not liked you.. I've known her to take upwards of 8 in one sitting.
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She must've not liked you.. I've known her to take upwards of 8 in one sitting.
I bet "Lord Humungous" was just disappointed that your mom refused to fuck his ass with that 15 inch dildo he carries around with him.
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I bet "Lord Humungous" was just disappointed that your mom refused to fuck his ass with that 15 inch dildo he carries around with him.
ah HAHAHAHAHA yes ozman. I bet lord hugebunghole is the kind of "man" who only uses black didlos after discovering his mothers secret fetish with former inmates and being scarred for life.
gayer than the guy with assless chaps in the road warrior
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Haha, funny you comment on what I might look like though I've never posted a pic here. Hahaha, I probably dwarf the fuck out of you. "Lord Humungous" oh brother, compensating for anything there "big guy"?
Im sure your a massive keyboard wigger warrior!!
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ah HAHAHAHAHA yes ozman. I bet lord hugebunghole is the kind of "man" who only uses black didlos after discovering his mothers secret fetish with former inmates and being scarred for life.
gayer than the guy with assless chaps in the road warrior
you to ass captains try and leave me out of your homoerotic fantasy's ok
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Lord Humungous is 47 and claims to bench upwards of 405+ pounds. ::)
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Lord Humungous is 47 and claims to bench upwards of 405+ pounds. ::)
whut up brotha berzerk
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$E%&Y%^$UYTHRTY$#ET$#RRGRGR BrixtonBullfrog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahaha oh brother, I see you're hell bent on getting owned beyond belief, so here it comes - I bet you're the kind of 'guy' who hears that there's going to be a Gay Pride demo near the Washington memorial complete with handouts of free tubs of Astroglide, autographed pics of Brokeback Mountain Posters revealing the 2 cowboy's stunt doubles doing something so disgusting that it's the kind of stuff that even gets deleted from hardcore gay snuff porn and a concert with Elton John & George Michael paying a special tribute to 'Queer eye for the straight guy' who'll be making an appearance as the Spice girls, and immediately packs your assless chaps and nipple tassels and heads out of Vermont via the first plane. And when you arrive at the expo and hear that they've got a competition in which they've placed dildos on the ground, in a line, increasing in length and girth and the winner will be the one who gets to sit on the biggest without a fuss, you walk straight past the dildos with a sway of your hips making all the little bells in your chaps ring the tune of 'Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me' and go sit on the memorial and make it disappear. HaHahahahahahahahaha gayer than the Adonis Principals.
WTF? hahaha where do you come up with this shit? lmao
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DixInBulldykes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU hahaahahaha oh man what a schlong smuggling queer you are ahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!
anyway, I bet you're the type of quintessential queer who joins the society known as "Sons of Dorothy" in an attempt to study the cinematic classics of "Heathers", "Flashdance", "Funny Girl", and "To Wong Fu, Thank for Everything, Julie Newmar"... little do you know that it's a group of salami hiding homos who tell you the movie starts when you turns the lights out only to discover that as soon as you do, someone drops your trou and says "this is how we push the play button" as you get raped by a hundred madmen like Freddy Kuger's mom in "Nightmare on Elm Street" while you desperately search for the light switch with flailing hands only to realize that they have used no lubricant just like you father and uncle "didn't used to" 15 years ago, conjuring up memories of daddy telling you "ssshhh be quiet son, this is what father's do all across the world." as you slowly come to the realization that you have not the strength, nor the will power, nor the desire to resist. You never did find that light switch, did ya, Brix HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA gayer than a husband planning his own marriage
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WTF? hahaha where do you come up with this shit? lmao
hahah i love it, kiwi even warned beforehand he was taking it up a notch, he has a 6th gear that no one else has and can kick it up to a whole other level that no one else can reach, admittedly not even myself ;D
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DixInBulldykes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU hahaahahaha oh man what a schlong smuggling queer you are ahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!
anyway, I bet you're the type of quintessential queer who joins the society known as "Sons of Dorothy" in an attempt to study the cinematic classics of "Heathers", "Flashdance", "Funny Girl", and "To Wong Fu, Thank for Everything, Julie Newmar"... little do you know that it's a group of salami hiding homos who tell you the movie starts when you turns the lights out only to discover that as soon as you do, someone drops your trou and says "this is how we push the play button" as you get raped by a hundred madmen like Freddy Kuger's mom in "Nightmare on Elm Street" while you desperately search for the light switch with flailing hands only to realize that they have used no lubricant just like you father and uncle "didn't used to" 15 years ago, conjuring up memories of daddy telling you "ssshhh be quiet son, this is what father's do all across the world." as you slowly come to the realization that you have not the strength, nor the will power, nor the desire to resist. You never did find that light switch, did ya, Brix HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA gayer than a husband planning his own marriage
haha stared off slow but ended on a roll, good work havenbull.
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whut up brotha berzerk
Not much buddy. Been a long weekend. You? :o
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Not much buddy. Been a long weekend. You? :o
worked 7 days striaght put in 84 hours this week alone teh rudeness is teh tired
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hahahahaha, gayer than eating cereal with water.
ROFLLLLLLLLLL
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Im sure your a massive keyboard wigger warrior!!
Haha, yes we can't all strive to be a 150lb ass monster like you. While you're sitting at home eating potato chips and drinking that Big Gulp from the local Quik Stop, I'm busy dodging mortars and owning Iraqi's with my M4. Hahaha, lamer than a free hotdog with a 10 gallon purchase.
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DixInBulldykes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HOW DARE YOU hahaahahaha oh man what a schlong smuggling queer you are ahahahahahahahahahahah!!!!!!!!!!!
anyway, I bet you're the type of quintessential queer who joins the society known as "Sons of Dorothy" in an attempt to study the cinematic classics of "Heathers", "Flashdance", "Funny Girl", and "To Wong Fu, Thank for Everything, Julie Newmar"... little do you know that it's a group of salami hiding homos who tell you the movie starts when you turns the lights out only to discover that as soon as you do, someone drops your trou and says "this is how we push the play button" as you get raped by a hundred madmen like Freddy Kuger's mom in "Nightmare on Elm Street" while you desperately search for the light switch with flailing hands only to realize that they have used no lubricant just like you father and uncle "didn't used to" 15 years ago, conjuring up memories of daddy telling you "ssshhh be quiet son, this is what father's do all across the world." as you slowly come to the realization that you have not the strength, nor the will power, nor the desire to resist. You never did find that light switch, did ya, Brix HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HA gayer than a husband planning his own marriage
OH yes.... the the HatinBullshitter finally speaks! LOL... obviously spent the whole day furiously thinking up that bundle of incoherent ramblings in between giving handjobs to family members returning home from the "church of alternative lifestyles and sexual preference."
I bet you're the kind of mutant that spends his evenings aggressivly beating his 3.5 inch excuse for manhood to videos of prepubescent school boys violating thier pets with phallic vegetables. I'm confused how you find time to post between smothering horse semen into your bruised and enlarged rectum and snuggling with your husband after a long day visiting the middle schools for the male children of lower income housing looking to earn that extra dollar. I guess the old "im a friend of your mother" trick isn't getting them into the van anymore, huh? I would suggest you offer them candy bars but I honestly don't think you can afford it considering you spend your mothers welfare checks on trannys and undersized rubbers.
ah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH..... gayer than lilith fair.
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Haha, yes we can't all strive to be a 150lb ass monster like you. While you're sitting at home eating potato chips and drinking that Big Gulp from the local Quik Stop, I'm busy dodging mortars and owning Iraqi's with my M4. Hahaha, lamer than a free hotdog with a 10 gallon purchase.
hahahahahhaha... good work ozman. classic supertrooper ownage!
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OH yes.... the the HatinBullshitter finally speaks! LOL... obviously spent the whole day furiously thinking up that bundle of incoherent ramblings in between giving handjobs to family members returning home from the "church of alternative lifestyles and sexual preference."
I bet you're the kind of mutant that spends his evenings aggressivly beating his 3.5 inch excuse for manhood to videos of prepubescent school boys violating thier pets with phallic vegetables. I'm confused how you find time to post between smothering horse semen into your bruised and enlarged rectum and snuggling with your husband after a long day visiting the middle schools for the male children of lower income housing looking to earn that extra dollar. I guess the old "im a friend of your mother" trick isn't getting them into the van anymore, huh? I would suggest you offer them candy bars but I honestly don't think you can afford it considering you spend your mothers welfare checks on trannys and undersized rubbers.
ah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH..... gayer than lilith fair.
i bet your tha type of guy who would walk into a tattoo parlor and ask the artist for a tatty that was just above your ass saying all blacks and Italians welcome with an arrow pointing down to your ass and the artist says to you how bout we just give you something cool like danimal! ::) ahahhahahhahhahahhahah gayer than an intervention
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OH yes.... the the HatinBullshitter finally speaks! LOL... obviously spent the whole day furiously thinking up that bundle of incoherent ramblings in between giving handjobs to family members returning home from the "church of alternative lifestyles and sexual preference."
I bet you're the kind of mutant that spends his evenings aggressivly beating his 3.5 inch excuse for manhood to videos of prepubescent school boys violating thier pets with phallic vegetables. I'm confused how you find time to post between smothering horse semen into your bruised and enlarged rectum and snuggling with your husband after a long day visiting the middle schools for the male children of lower income housing looking to earn that extra dollar. I guess the old "im a friend of your mother" trick isn't getting them into the van anymore, huh? I would suggest you offer them candy bars but I honestly don't think you can afford it considering you spend your mothers welfare checks on trannys and undersized rubbers.
ah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH..... gayer than lilith fair.
LMAO..guys i am the original hater of this DANIMAL jewbagel but youve got to admit hes showing some skills here.
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i bet your tha type of guy who would walk into a tattoo parlor and ask the artist for a tatty that was just above your ass saying all blacks and Italians welcome with an arrow pointing down to your ass and the artist says to you how bout we just give you something cool like danimal! ::) ahahhahahhahhahahhahah gayer than an intervention
Obviously your black or italian looking for a good time at the expense of my virgin ass. Sorry buddy... I'm not in the squad... I don't "swing" that way.
ahahhahaahahaha!!! Gayer than trying to fight someone over a post on getbig!
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Obviously your black or italian looking for a good time at the expense of my virgin ass. Sorry buddy... I'm not in the squad... I don't "swing" that way.
ahahhahaahahaha!!! Gayer than trying to fight someone over a post on getbig!
epic attempt at trying to save face
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epic attempt at trying to save face
Monster lack of retort.
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OH yes.... the the HatinBullshitter finally speaks! LOL... obviously spent the whole day furiously thinking up that bundle of incoherent ramblings in between giving handjobs to family members returning home from the "church of alternative lifestyles and sexual preference."
I bet you're the kind of mutant that spends his evenings aggressivly beating his 3.5 inch excuse for manhood to videos of prepubescent school boys violating thier pets with phallic vegetables. I'm confused how you find time to post between smothering horse semen into your bruised and enlarged rectum and snuggling with your husband after a long day visiting the middle schools for the male children of lower income housing looking to earn that extra dollar. I guess the old "im a friend of your mother" trick isn't getting them into the van anymore, huh? I would suggest you offer them candy bars but I honestly don't think you can afford it considering you spend your mothers welfare checks on trannys and undersized rubbers.
ah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAH..... gayer than lilith fair.
Well what do we have here, a tiny tit in fag's clothing. hahahahahahaha BrixtonPoodle you went from attempted ownings with gay themes to attempted ownings with child molestation themes. A sad road you take. Two can play your sorry game ahahahhahaha I bet you're the kind of cretin who signs up to be employed as a Santa at christmas because your fat, jolly, and Jewish. But your underhanded scheme is very obvious because everyone knows you signed up to do Santa at the special ed class at "Booker T Washington" elementary school because you wanted the little retarded boys to sit on your lap so you could say "Let's talk about the first thing that pops up" hahahahahahaha gayer than prebuscent Boy George
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Well what do we have here, a tiny tit in fag's clothing. hahahahahahaha BrixtonPoodle you went from attempted ownings with gay themes to attempted ownings with child molestation themes. A sad road you take. Two can play your sorry game ahahahhahaha I bet you're the kind of cretin who signs up to be employed as a Santa at christmas because your fat, jolly, and Jewish. But your underhanded scheme is very obvious because everyone knows you signed up to do Santa at the special ed class at "Booker T Washington" elementary school because you wanted the little retared boys to sit on your lap so you could say "Let's talk about the first thin that pops up" hahahahahahaha gayer than prebuscent Boy George
My bad... I assumed that since you had memberships in both the squad and the Nat'l Gay and Lesbian Task Force I assumed you had experience with both.
ah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH well Havenoballs, I would bet youre the kind of vaginius that seeks obese, hairy and bearded men to fondle since you were so violently fucked by santa himself as a young child. He delivered more than presents that christmas eve, didn't he buddy? ah HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
hahahaha... gayer than what he did into your stocking.
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Monster lack of retort.
your not that important i save my ammo
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ah hahahahahah wow... I can see the longer your post the less clever it becomes...
but ANYWAY..
oh lordy kockshovel.. I bet youre the kind of "man" who stumbled into a gay bar by NO accident at the tender age of 24 after a long day of being shot down by every obese, hair laiden, woman in your trailer park. Upon being recognized by your scout leader and most of your troop after losing your liquer tolerance after 3 appletinis and ripping off all of your clothes in a fit of repressed homosexual frustration you realize you've been had and it was really a surprise "coming out of the closet" party. you could barely contain your excitement and a smile begins to creep across your lipstick covered mouth as you await the initiation ritual you've been anticipating most of your adult life. Without any further hesitation you grab your ankles and put your head between your legs just in time to see every boy scout within a 35 mile radius drop trou. Happyness and ecstacy overwhelm you and you begin crying and now comes the finale as the scout master finishes in your rectum and pours a beer down there for good measure. A tube is installed in whats called a "queer bong" and you suck out the contents of the "frothy brown ale" while the troop sings "its raining men."
hahahaahaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!! gayer than a "merit" badge
In reply to THAT post of mine >:(
Gayer than Bluto's first time and lamer than his best comeback!
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Lord Humungous is 47 and claims to bench upwards of 405+ pounds. ::)
Now your making up stories.
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Now your making up stories.
You claimed you could blow 315 for a single out of the water. So by blowing it out of the water, the would mean you're benching upwards of 400+ pounds. Are you denying that now? At 47 years old, that's quite a feat for someone who doesn't work out. On par with DuVall's claims if you ask me.
I'm still under the belief that you're a fat piece of shit who hasn't lifted a weight in 10+ years, but hey, I'm not picking split ends here. How's that 38" waist treating you?
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You claimed you could blow 315 for a single out of the water. So by blowing it out of the water, the would mean you're benching upwards of 400+ pounds. Are you denying that now? At 47 years old, that's quite a feat for someone who doesn't work out. On par with DuVall's claims if you ask me.
I'm still under the belief that you're a fat piece of shit who hasn't lifted a weight in 10+ years, but hey, I'm not picking split ends here. How's that 38" waist treating you?
Dear shitstain
I can actually rep 315 for a few reps depending on how my shoulders feel. I wouldn't say 400+ but I dint think I would be far off either. Also I'm drug free, dont use any gear other than elbow wraps, and 47. Besides I never said I didn't workout, I was off for several months after having my right shoulder worked on but I'm getting back in the grove. I feel safe saying I'm in much better shape than you and I could no doubt out lift you since you look like a pale prepubescent teen .
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I can actually rep 315 for a few reps..........Also I'm drug free, dont use any gear other than elbow wraps, and 47.
Good stuff man. Have you ever competed before?
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Good stuff man. Have you ever competed before?
Naw I just lift to try and stay in shape, and I still really enjoy it. My brother is a 2 time state record holder in the bench /squat/and dead drug free. good genetics ! 8)
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That'd be impressive, if it wasn't complete bullshit. ;D
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Naw I just lift to try and stay in shape, and I still really enjoy it. My brother is a 2 time state record holder in the bench /squat/and dead drug free. good genetics ! 8)
If you want to get in shape, you should try this exciting new stuff called the Adonis principles. You're GUARANTEED to look like a 11 year old boy in less than 3 months on a steady diet of cock and semen only 8)
Intended to flame True Anus only
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That'd be impressive, if it wasn't complete bullshit. ;D
Hummmm maybe a video is in order.... I would feel like a bit of a dork making a video of me benching though
If you want to get in shape, you should try this exciting new stuff called the Adonis principles. You're GUARANTEED to look like a 11 year old boy in less than 3 months on a steady diet of cock and semen only 8)
Intended to flame True Anus only
I heard those Adonis principals are the bomb, eat 2200 calories of quality junk food and get ripped to the bone. Nothing like dieting yourself down to the concentration camp look and then only come in second places Ha Ha . Adonis and his principals are gayer than crembrulett with raspberry sauce
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you walk straight past the dildos with a sway of your hips making all the little bells in your chaps ring the tune of 'Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me'
hahahaha That is the funniest part of that post. :D
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hahahaha That is the funniest part of that post. :D
I'm glad at least 1 person got it :)