I think I might throw Mars out of the squad..

[gtbro1]

gayer than eating cereal with water.

 hahahaha Hey I have done that.

[Man of Steel]

hahahahahaha, Lord Humongous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh brother, what a gay ass name, i'll bet you're the type of guy who goes to the Gay Dildo Emporium and finds the biggest blackest dildo and brings that bad boy up to the counter and says, "ahem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how are you today stud? would you have any Astroglide to go along with this "purchase"? you see it's for my "wife" but she's too shy to come in and buy it herself and these 52 gay porn movies are for her too" hahahahaha, gayer than eating cereal with water.

AHAAHAHAHAHAH!!!!  "would you have any Astroglide to go along with this "purchase"?"  AHAHAAHAHAAH!!!!!

[Brixtonbulldog]

ah HAHAHHAHAHAH... ok.  Yes RudeManBoyLove and Kiwiballs are the kind of "men" who have been known to spend saturday night cruising through town looking for rainbow bumper stickers and taking turns driving and giving each other road head.  Upon finding said victim they proceed to initiate contact by pulling up next to them at a red light, dropping trou, and pressing thier hairless, cum-ridden, and somewhat bloody rectums against the window.  After wooing thier catch for the evening and returning home they then get to know each other just like dogs.... by shoving thier nose and mouth into each others anal region and smelling the grundle of thier newest and closest friends. 

Gayer than a vanilla latte.

[kiwiol]

ah HAHAHHAHAHAH... ok.  Yes RudeManBoyLove and Kiwiballs are the kind of "men" who have been known to spend saturday night cruising through town looking for rainbow bumper stickers and taking turns driving and giving each other road head.  Upon finding said victim they proceed to initiate contact by pulling up next to them at a red light, dropping trou, and pressing thier hairless, cum-ridden, and somewhat bloody rectums against the window.  After wooing thier catch for the evening and returning home they then get to know each other just like dogs.... by shoving thier nose and mouth into each others anal region and smelling the grundle of thier newest and closest friends. 

Gayer than a vanilla latte.

Hahahahahahaha OK 'BrixtonBulldog' oh brother, I bet you're the kind of 'guy' who walks down the road towards your favorite glory hole one time, sees a bunch of guys all drunk and obviously looking for trouble, walks up to them and dares them to moon you. And when they do it without hesitation cause you've got a build that rival's Mary-Kate Olsen's at the height of her anorexia, you attempt to stick your tongue deep into their anuses. Hahahahahahaha gayer than bite sized snacks.

[Brixtonbulldog]

Hahahahahahaha OK 'BrixtonBulldog' oh brother, I bet you're the kind of 'guy' who's walks down the road towards your favorite glory hole one time, sees a bunch of guys all drunk and obviously looking for trouble, walks up to them and dares them to moon you. And when they do it without hesitation cause you've got a build that rival's Mary-Kate Olsen's at the height of her anorexia, you attempt to stick your tongue deep into their anuses. Hahahahahahaha gayer than bite sized snacks.

ah HAHAHAHAHAHA alright "Kyforall"... I bet you're the kind of "man" who unexpectedly shows up at childrens birthday parties.  After claiming to be someone's "uncle" you immediately check for a slip and slide and run into the nearest bathroom.  Out of your pockets comes a pair of bodybuilding trunks and 6 tubes of personal lubricant.  After getting undressed and slathering yourself you run through the kitchen, grabbing every mans package and giggling, and proceed out the backdoor (for once) and dive onto the slide right on top of little johnny who never saw your stiffened 4.5 inches of fury coming and moans in pain for his mother underneath your massive gut.

Gayer than crystal light.

[kiwiol]

ah HAHAHAHAHAHA alright "Kyforall"... I bet you're the kind of "man" who unexpectedly shows up at childrens birthday parties.  After claiming to be someone's "uncle" you immediately check for a slip and slide and run into the nearest bathroom.  Out of your pockets comes a pair of bodybuilding trunks and 6 tubes of personal lubricant.  After getting undressed and slathering yourself you run through the kitchen, grabbing every mans package and giggling, and proceed out the backdoor (for once) and dive onto the slide right on top of little johnny who never saw your stiffened 4.5 inches of fury coming and moans in pain for his mother underneath your massive gut.

Gayer than crystal light.

Lame.

And anyway,

Hahahahahaha OK 'BreachMeBullDog' oh brother, I bet you're the kind of 'guy' who told your doctor during your annual checkup when you were 13 that everytime you see a big, black man, your penis swells up with a raging erection and won't go limp until you look at a woman. Hahahahahahaha gayer than collect calling.

[Brixtonbulldog]

Lame.

And anyway,

Hahahahahaha OK 'BreachMeBullDog' oh brother, I bet you're the kind of 'guy' who told your doctor during your annual checkup when you were 13 that everytime you see a big, black man, your penis swells up with a raging erection and won't go limp until you look at a woman. Hahahahahahaha gayer than collect calling.

ah hahahhahahaah oh alright "kiwhore" I bet you're the kind of 'guy' who never remembers to pack enough tissues, astroglide, fuzzy handcuffs and manthongs into your purse for your annual pilgrimage to San Francisco.

Gayer than total gym.

[The Heckler]

hahahahahaha, Lord Humongous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh brother, what a gay ass name, i'll bet you're the type of guy who goes to the Gay Dildo Emporium and finds the biggest blackest dildo and brings that bad boy up to the counter and says, "ahem!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! how are you today stud? would you have any Astroglide to go along with this "purchase"? you see it's for my "wife" but she's too shy to come in and buy it herself and these 52 gay porn movies are for her too" hahahahaha, gayer than eating cereal with water.

hahaha the Great Squadfather has coined yet another getbig classic

[CARTEL]

ah HAHAHHAHAHAH... ok.  Yes RudeManBoyLove and Kiwiballs are the kind of "men" who have been known to spend saturday night cruising through town looking for rainbow bumper stickers and taking turns driving and giving each other road head.  Upon finding said victim they proceed to initiate contact by pulling up next to them at a red light, dropping trou, and pressing thier hairless, cum-ridden, and somewhat bloody rectums against the window.  After wooing thier catch for the evening and returning home they then get to know each other just like dogs.... by shoving thier nose and mouth into each others anal region and smelling the grundle of thier newest and closest friends. 

Gayer than a vanilla latte.

That was pretty good.

[Brixtonbulldog]

That was pretty good.

Your welcome.

[kiwiol]

ah hahahhahahaah oh alright "kiwhore" I bet you're the kind of 'guy' who never remembers to pack enough tissues, astroglide, fuzzy handcuffs and manthongs into your purse for your annual pilgrimage to San Francisco.

Gayer than total gym.

Damn, I somehow missed this post Anyway,

Hahahahahahaha OK 'Bricksinmybackdoor' oh brother, I bet you're the kind of guy who breaks into prison, so you'll get gang raped and felt up in the shower till they find you and throw you out yet again. Hahahahahahaha gayer than well done steak.

[Brixtonbulldog]

Damn, I somehow missed this post Anyway,

Hahahahahahaha OK 'Bricksinmybackdoor' oh brother, I bet you're the kind of guy who breaks into prison, so you'll get gang raped and felt up in the shower till they find you and throw you out yet again. Hahahahahahaha gayer than well done steak.

Ah not paying attn I see... ah hahahahahahh!!!!   alright "kockwhole" I bet you're the kind of "man" who is too busy restocking the jugs in your refrigerator with your husbands man milk to remember to pay your monthly NAMBLA membership forcing you to spend days every month on the phone with thier "member" services department.  And after begging to blow the management you realize they've already stopped sending the male 6th graders to your house and you begin crying uncontrollably while your naked obese life partner holds you ever so gently.

what a tool hahahaha!  gayer than chinette

[kiwiol]

Ah not paying attn I see... ah hahahahahahh!!!!   alright "kockwhole" I bet you're the kind of "man" who is too busy restocking the jugs in your refrigerator with your husbands man milk to remember to pay your monthly NAMBLA membership forcing you to spend days every month on the phone with thier "member" services department.  And after begging to blow the management you realize they've already stopped sending the male 6th graders to your house and you begin crying uncontrollably while your naked obese life partner holds you ever so gently.

what a tool hahahaha!  gayer than chinette

$E%&Y%^$UYTHRTY$#ET$#RRGRGR BrixtonBullfrog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahaha oh brother, I see you're hell bent on getting owned beyond belief, so here it comes - I bet you're the kind of 'guy' who hears that there's going to be a Gay Pride demo near the Washington memorial complete with handouts of free tubs of Astroglide, autographed pics of Brokeback Mountain Posters revealing the 2 cowboy's stunt doubles doing something so disgusting that it's the kind of stuff that even gets deleted from hardcore gay snuff porn and a concert with Elton John & George Michael paying a special tribute to 'Queer eye for the straight guy' who'll be making an appearance as the Spice girls, and immediately packs your assless chaps and nipple tassels and heads out of Vermont via the first plane. And when you arrive at the venue and hear that they've got a competition in which they've placed dildos on the ground, in a line, increasing in length and girth and the winner will be the one who gets to sit on the biggest without a fuss, you walk straight past the dildos with a sway of your hips making all the little bells in your chaps ring the tune of 'Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me' and go sit on the memorial and make it disappear. HaHahahahahahahahaha gayer than the Adonis Principles.

[Ozzy]

$E%&Y%^$UYTHRTY$#ET$#RRGRGR BrixtonBullfrog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahaha oh brother, I see you're hell bent on getting owned beyond belief, so here it comes - I bet you're the kind of 'guy' who hears that there's going to be a Gay Pride demo near the Washington memorial complete with handouts of free tubs of Astroglide, autographed pics of Brokeback Mountain Posters revealing the 2 cowboy's stunt doubles doing something so disgusting that it's the kind of stuff that even gets deleted from hardcore gay snuff porn and a concert with Elton John & George Michael paying a special tribute to 'Queer eye for the straight guy' who'll be making an appearance as the Spice girls, and immediately packs your assless chaps and nipple tassels and heads out of Vermont via the first plane. And when you arrive at the expo and hear that they've got a competition in which they've placed dildos on the ground, in a line, increasing in length and girth and the winner will be the one who gets to sit on the biggest without a fuss, you walk straight past the dildos with a sway of your hips making all the little bells in your chaps ring the tune of 'Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me' and go sit on the memorial and make it disappear. HaHahahahahahahahaha gayer than the Adonis Principals.

HAHAHAHA OH MAN I ALMOST PISSED MYESLF!


Brutal ownage.

[Brixtonbulldog]

$E%&Y%^$UYTHRTY$#ET$#RRGRGR BrixtonBullfrog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hahahahahahaha oh brother, I see you're hell bent on getting owned beyond belief, so here it comes - I bet you're the kind of 'guy' who hears that there's going to be a Gay Pride demo near the Washington memorial complete with handouts of free tubs of Astroglide, autographed pics of Brokeback Mountain Posters revealing the 2 cowboy's stunt doubles doing something so disgusting that it's the kind of stuff that even gets deleted from hardcore gay snuff porn and a concert with Elton John & George Michael paying a special tribute to 'Queer eye for the straight guy' who'll be making an appearance as the Spice girls, and immediately packs your assless chaps and nipple tassels and heads out of Vermont via the first plane. And when you arrive at the expo and hear that they've got a competition in which they've placed dildos on the ground, in a line, increasing in length and girth and the winner will be the one who gets to sit on the biggest without a fuss, you walk straight past the dildos with a sway of your hips making all the little bells in your chaps ring the tune of 'Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me' and go sit on the memorial and make it disappear. HaHahahahahahahahaha gayer than the Adonis Principals.

ah hahahahahah wow... I can see the longer your post the less clever it becomes...

but ANYWAY..

oh lordy kockshovel.. I bet youre the kind of "man" who stumbled into a gay bar by NO accident at the tender age of 24 after a long day of being shot down by every obese, hair laiden, woman in your trailer park.  Upon being recognized by your scout leader and most of your troop after losing your liquer tolerance after 3 appletinis and ripping off all of your clothes in a fit of repressed homosexual frustration you realize you've been had and it was really a surprise "coming out of the closet" party.  you could barely contain your excitement and a smile begins to creep across your lipstick covered mouth as you await the initiation ritual you've been anticipating most of your adult life.  Without any further hesitation you grab your ankles and put your head between your legs just in time to see  every boy scout within a 35 mile radius drop trou.  Happyness and ecstacy overwhelm you and you begin crying and now comes the finale as the scout master finishes in your rectum and pours a beer down there for good measure.  A tube is installed in whats called a "queer bong" and you suck out the contents of the "frothy brown ale" while the troop sings "its raining men."

hahahaahaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!  gayer than a "merit" badge

[drkaje]

ah hahahahahah wow... I can see the longer your post the less clever it becomes...

but ANYWAY..

oh lordy kockshovel.. I bet youre the kind of "man" who stumbled into a gay bar by NO accident at the tender age of 24 after a long day of being shot down by every obese, hair laiden, woman in your trailer park.  Upon being recognized by your scout leader and most of your troop after losing your liquer tolerance after 3 appletinis and ripping off all of your clothes in a fit of repressed homosexual frustration you realize you've been had and it was really a surprise "coming out of the closet" party.  you could barely contain your excitement and a smile begins to creep across your lipstick covered mouth as you await the initiation ritual you've been anticipating most of your adult life.  Without any further hesitation you grab your ankles and put your head between your legs just in time to see  every boy scout within a 35 mile radius drop trou.  Happyness and ecstacy overwhelm you and you begin crying and now comes the finale as the scout master finishes in your rectum and pours a beer down there for good measure.  A tube is installed in whats called a "queer bong" and you suck out the contents of the "frothy brown ale" while the troop sings "its raining men."

hahahaahaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG!!!!!!!!!!  gayer than a "merit" badge

So vivid one could believe that story was from personal experience.

[Lord Humungous]

So vivid one could believe that story was from personal experience.

The realism is scary doc, its obvious Brixton has manhandled more than his fair share of fuck sticks in his day.

[Ozzy]

The realism is scary doc, its obvious Brixton has manhandled more than his fair share of fuck sticks in his day.

Haha, I bet he handles yours on a regular basis "big guy". I bet you're the kind of "guy" that stands on the streetcorner in a pair of leather chaps and a leather biker hat, waving and blowing kisses at all the homosexual men driving by, all the while hitting your favorite most muscular pose in order to show off your massive 160lb mountain of muscle. Hahaha, gayer than Eddie Murphy on a Saturday night in San Fransisco.

[Brixtonbulldog]

The realism is scary doc, its obvious Brixton has manhandled more than his fair share of fuck sticks in his day.

Considering how I've been handling these clowns on this board all day I'd you might be right.

[Ozzy]

Considering how I've been handling these clowns on this board all day I'd you might be right.

Yes, but your shananigans are witty and fun.

His shananigans are are stupid and lame.

[Lord Humungous]

Brixton, you and ozzy make a nice couple, think of the possibilities!! your both 145lbs and built like 14 year old girls, so sharing clothes wont be an issue and pink is both or your favorite colors. The only hang up is which one of you will be the bottom bitch?

[RUDE BUOY]

Considering how I've been handling these clowns on this board all day I'd you might be right.

who are you agian

[Brixtonbulldog]

Brixton, you and ozzy make a nice couple, think of the possibilities!! your both 145lbs and built like 14 year old girls, so sharing clothes wont be an issue and pink is both or your favorite colors. The only hang up is which one of you will be the bottom bitch?

You sound bitter... feel foresaken by your brethren?

[Brixtonbulldog]

who are you agian

Who knows

[Lord Humungous]

You sound bitter... feel foresaken by your brethren?

No, your mom shut me down again  she said 5 dudes in one night was enough 4 her