Hahahahahaha Brixton Bulldoggiestyle and Lord Whoisinmyass are the kind of 'guys' whose idea of a good time is to download the script of Brokeback Mountain and come Valentine's day, after a candlelight dinner consisting solely of Oysters (to boost their libido), put on assless chaps, cowboy boots, hats and belt, and proceed to reenact the gay sex scenes that were left out in the movie, after 7 hours of which they do their usual love making with each other as husband and wife and fall asleep, exhausted, spent and covered with each other's semen. Hahahahahahaha gayer than having a mid life crisis.