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Title: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: Kegdrainer on April 01, 2007, 11:12:44 AM
So yesterday was the NGA Can/Am in Buffalo NY.  Excellent Natural show, about 50 competitors...and I was there at the request of the promoter to work security.  Right about 6pm, when the evening show was starting Joe Lazaro, one of his juicehead buddies and what appeared to be his wife show up.  For those of you who don't know who Joe Lazaro is, he was former Mr. Usa for I think 2 years, but never went pro.  He was involved with EAS for a while.  His father had been a promoter for the  Mr. Buffalo back in the day.  Anyways, Joe is promoting the Mr. Buffalo next week and wanted to get a peek at the setup backstage.  This wasn't going to happen.  He was there to start shit.  He wanted the ticket takers, which were just some college kids from U.B. to let him in, started name dropping, etc...  I happened to be out front when he showed up.  I called the promoter and he told me no way was he letting that guy backstage during the show.  I let Mr. Lazaro know that if he wanted to come in and see the show he would have to buy tickets, but there was no way he was going backstage.  He thought about buying a ticket, but his wife got in his ear and told him that we should just let him in.  After I explained that wasn't going to happen he got snotty and said that's ok, there's going to be a REAL bodybuilding show here next week.  Then i told him that for shit talking about the NGA show he could just leave and he no longer had the option to buy tickets to come in.  Then I told him and his 2 companions that they can leave the building.  Then Lazaro tells me to go fuck myself as he's walking away.  I was polite and said Good luck with your show next week Mr. Lazaro, and he came back towards me, he's like "and what's your fuckin name, who are you"  I pointed at my chest and said read the fuckin nametag asshole.  Then he steps up and tried to get in my face, a little nose to nose, but he was a little short for that.  I told him to give me a reason...and he lost eye contact and looked at his buddy like he wanted help.  I told him to leave before i make him leave and he left. 

PWNED.

I would post a pic of him but i couldn't google one.  He's so washed up at this point even the internet doesn't have a record of him.

Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: Tamer Razor on April 01, 2007, 11:21:13 AM
Wow you are a tough guy.
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: Tamer Razor on April 01, 2007, 11:22:43 AM
Just Gangster :o
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: G o a t b o y on April 01, 2007, 11:22:52 AM
Wow you are a tough guy.


I'll bet he wears the yellow t-shirt they gave him that says "SECURITY" in 6" tall letters everywhere he goes now!  ;D
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: MisterMagoo on April 01, 2007, 11:51:29 AM
kegdrainer is the only person i've ever seen who can't have a double chin because he was apparently born without a first one. guy's about as intimidating as a feather pillow with a rainbow printed on it.
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: HOSTILE on April 01, 2007, 12:53:59 PM
i :D
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: HOSTILE on April 01, 2007, 01:04:46 PM
 ;D
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: benjamin pearson on April 01, 2007, 01:14:39 PM
kegdrainer is the only person i've ever seen who can't have a double chin because he was apparently born without a first one. guy's about as intimidating as a feather pillow with a rainbow printed on it.

haha classic
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: OneMoreRep on April 01, 2007, 01:38:15 PM
So yesterday was the NGA Can/Am in Buffalo NY.  Excellent Natural show, about 50 competitors...and I was there at the request of the promoter to work security.  Right about 6pm, when the evening show was starting Joe Lazaro, one of his juicehead buddies and what appeared to be his wife show up.  For those of you who don't know who Joe Lazaro is, he was former Mr. Usa for I think 2 years, but never went pro.  He was involved with EAS for a while until he was fired for stealing from the company.  His father had been a promoter for the  Mr. Buffalo back in the day.  Anyways, Joe is promoting the Mr. Buffalo next week and wanted to get a peek at the setup backstage.  This wasn't going to happen.  He was there to start shit.  He wanted the ticket takers, which were just some college kids from U.B. to let him in, started name dropping, etc...  I happened to be out front when he showed up.  I called the promoter and he told me no way was he letting that guy backstage during the show.  I let Mr. Lazaro know that if he wanted to come in and see the show he would have to buy tickets, but there was no way he was going backstage.  He thought about buying a ticket, but his wife got in his ear and told him that we should just let him in.  After I explained that wasn't going to happen he got snotty and said that's ok, there's going to be a REAL bodybuilding show here next week.  Then i told him that for shit talking about the NGA show he could just leave and he no longer had the option to buy tickets to come in.  Then I told him and his 2 companions that they can leave the building.  Then Lazaro tells me to go fuck myself as he's walking away.  I was polite and said Good luck with your show next week Mr. Lazaro, and he came back towards me, he's like "and what's your fuckin name, who are you"  I pointed at my chest and said read the fuckin nametag asshole.  Then he steps up and tried to get in my face, a little nose to nose, but he was a little short for that.  I told him to give me a reason...and he lost eye contact and looked at his buddy like he wanted help.  I told him to leave before i make him leave and he left. 

PWNED.

I would post a pic of him but i couldn't google one.  He's so washed up at this point even the internet doesn't have a record of him.

Personally, I think you're lying, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt in order to substantiate my point.  Now, assuming that what you claim to have happened is true, what would compel you to actually brag about this? 

You just denied entrance to an old, washed-up, HRT-dependent bodybuilder who has spent half his life posing in front of a mirror while starring at himself in nothing but a thong.  A man whose pinnacle of existence consisted of oiling up to be on stage under heavy, bright lights, yet again wearing a dentalfloss-thin thong while being cheered on by an auditorium filled with closet-queens all the while holding an ear-to-ear smile.  This is by no means a worthy adversary and you know this.  This man who you had an encounter with is a few estrogen levels short of being a homosexual and you want to somehow come off as an internet tough guy?  Gay men aren't fighters, we are lovers.  90% of the bodybuilding population is composed of gay men and to be the rotten apple in the bunch to try and start an altercation with a former brother of the iron speaks volumes about your dedication to our sport and most importantly our kind.

If you had denied access to a "Chuck Lidell" or maybe even another amazing fighter that makes a living off of facial reconstruction, then, I would applaud you, but to come on here and brag about this old bodybuilder who now only makes a living by engaging in sexual favors through the G4P network, is just ludicrous.

Grow up, get out of the closet and next time do what you really wanted to do to him, that being, fuck him.

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Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: benjamin pearson on April 01, 2007, 01:44:13 PM
Just like you did to thoses people who asked if you were kegdrainer from getbig..... the hired goons??  ::) ::)
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: G o a t b o y on April 01, 2007, 01:46:56 PM
If you had denied access to a "Chuck Lidell"



Chuck Lidell is a pussy.


Kegdrainer says he's "in training" at the "Security/Doorman Gym" to deny entrance to Fedor Emelianenko one day!
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: Kegdrainer on April 01, 2007, 02:18:45 PM
i just thought it was funny when he tried to get in my face like he thought he was tough or something.
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: Wombat on April 01, 2007, 08:30:39 PM
Why would you take being a door man at a state level show so damn serious...Who gives a shit...So what if he went back stage...Your willing to fight a guy for going back stage...I would have ask if he wants to talk to the promoter...Let the two assholes battle it out...
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: UK Gold on April 02, 2007, 01:08:12 AM
If you had denied access to a "Chuck Lidell" or maybe even another amazing fighter that makes a living off of facial reconstruction, then, I would applaud you, but to come on here and brag about this old bodybuilder who now only makes a living by engaging in sexual favors through the G4P network, is just ludicrous.

Grow up, get out of the closet and next time do what you really wanted to do to him, that being, fuck him.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: New Hank Wood on April 02, 2007, 03:05:13 AM
Personally, I think you're lying, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt in order to substantiate my point.  Now, assuming that what you claim to have happened is true, what would compel you to actually brag about this? 

You just denied entrance to an old, washed-up, HRT-dependent bodybuilder who has spent half his life posing in front of a mirror while starring at himself in nothing but a thong.  A man whose pinnacle of existence consisted of oiling up to be on stage under heavy, bright lights, yet again wearing a dentalfloss-thin thong while being cheered on by an auditorium filled with closet-queens all the while holding an ear-to-ear smile.  This is by no means a worthy adversary and you know this.  This man who you had an encounter with is a few estrogen levels short of being a homosexual and you want to somehow come off as an internet tough guy?  Gay men aren't fighters, we are lovers.  90% of the bodybuilding population is composed of gay men and to be the rotten apple in the bunch to try and start an altercation with a former brother of the iron speaks volumes about your dedication to our sport and most importantly our kind.

If you had denied access to a "Chuck Lidell" or maybe even another amazing fighter that makes a living off of facial reconstruction, then, I would applaud you, but to come on here and brag about this old bodybuilder who now only makes a living by engaging in sexual favors through the G4P network, is just ludicrous.

Grow up, get out of the closet and next time do what you really wanted to do to him, that being, fuck him.

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What a reply. Absolute hilarious stuff. Such powerful images, very clever.
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: sandycoosworth on April 02, 2007, 04:09:15 AM
So yesterday was the NGA Can/Am in Buffalo NY.  Excellent Natural show, about 50 competitors...and I was there at the request of the promoter to work security.  Right about 6pm, when the evening show was starting Joe Lazaro, one of his juicehead buddies and what appeared to be his wife show up.  For those of you who don't know who Joe Lazaro is, he was former Mr. Usa for I think 2 years, but never went pro.  He was involved with EAS for a while until he was fired for stealing from the company.  His father had been a promoter for the  Mr. Buffalo back in the day.  Anyways, Joe is promoting the Mr. Buffalo next week and wanted to get a peek at the setup backstage.  This wasn't going to happen.  He was there to start shit.  He wanted the ticket takers, which were just some college kids from U.B. to let him in, started name dropping, etc...  I happened to be out front when he showed up.  I called the promoter and he told me no way was he letting that guy backstage during the show.  I let Mr. Lazaro know that if he wanted to come in and see the show he would have to buy tickets, but there was no way he was going backstage.  He thought about buying a ticket, but his wife got in his ear and told him that we should just let him in.  After I explained that wasn't going to happen he got snotty and said that's ok, there's going to be a REAL bodybuilding show here next week.  Then i told him that for shit talking about the NGA show he could just leave and he no longer had the option to buy tickets to come in.  Then I told him and his 2 companions that they can leave the building.  Then Lazaro tells me to go fuck myself as he's walking away.  I was polite and said Good luck with your show next week Mr. Lazaro, and he came back towards me, he's like "and what's your fuckin name, who are you"  I pointed at my chest and said read the fuckin nametag asshole.  Then he steps up and tried to get in my face, a little nose to nose, but he was a little short for that.  I told him to give me a reason...and he lost eye contact and looked at his buddy like he wanted help.  I told him to leave before i make him leave and he left. 

PWNED.

I would post a pic of him but i couldn't google one.  He's so washed up at this point even the internet doesn't have a record of him.




id like to see you try that shit with a couple true players
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: tonys on April 02, 2007, 09:44:28 AM
What an idiotic story to post. This isn't news. Obviously, kegdrainer has to post this run-in like tabloid news, and make Joe Lazaro look bad. Who cares how big of a man you think you are?

The Mr./Ms. Buffalo show is a far bigger show than the Natural NGA show. It draws many more competitors and spectators than a natural show. Lazaro & his father, Joe, who also was a competitive bodybuilder , have been promoting the Buffalo show for many years . It's a NPC show, and qualifies the overall winners to compete in a national NPC show. They're staging it at the same theater in the University of Buffalo for the 1st time, after many years squeezing people into a school auditorium. He just wanted to check out the place is what I am assuming.

It WOULD have been a good gesture for the promoter of the NGA show to let Joe in, as they're both known promoters. Don't know much about any history between them. It would have been the right thing to do, but there must be a lot of jealousy over how good Joe's show is.

You acted like a tough guy, and now you're bragging about it. Shows what a cheap jerk the guy you work for is, and what an idiot you are to brag about this.

Joe's Buffalo show beats that lousy natural show in every class. And he's got more class than you'll ever have.
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: muscularny on April 02, 2007, 10:05:53 AM
Why would you take being a door man at a state level show so damn serious...Who gives a shit...So what if he went back stage...Your willing to fight a guy for going back stage...I would have ask if he wants to talk to the promoter...Let the two assholes battle it out...

you hire security not to deal with shit like this yourself, why would he call the owner?

he did as he was told and thats the job of security personal
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: BEAST 8692 on April 02, 2007, 11:46:44 AM
what's the wages for security at a second rate show like this? a buck an hour?

ahh well, i guess some people are so anal retentive they will try and get on a power trip no matter how pathetic.

let me guess kegdrainer, you were the school hall monitor? ::)
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: decadaddy on April 02, 2007, 12:57:54 PM
Hey keg,next time use spellchecker thats 2 Z's in Lazzaro,any way i was at that show it was a dam swim meet,more like 25 people in it no teens ,no middleweights.The buffalo blows thats show away from front to back.why dont you come down this weekend and see a real show,Joe has way more class than Jerry anyway.
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: ButtonMan on April 02, 2007, 01:13:26 PM
Actual conversation:

Laz     :  You're dangerous. I like that
Kegd   :  That's right  ........ I'm dangerous

Laz      : You think you're hot?
Kegd   : I know I'm hot

Laz       : Mind if I pilot?
Kegd     : Only if you crash and burn ..........  into my ass     
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: Your MAAAAaaaa on April 02, 2007, 01:15:35 PM
ahahahaha Kegdrainer comes to Getbig and reels off all his lies in a mad bid to get props!!!

Yes of course this happened fatty!!  ::) The only reason he could not get eye to eye was because of your 67th chin would not allow him to get close!!

here what that poor guy had to look at!!!

(http://www.design-your-life.org/files/43bbf224b73e0double-chin-cropped.jpg)

This goes with your 500lb rock that you moved 30ft with your bare hands and the assasins who called you by your getbig handle!!


oh and this may be of interest to you

(http://www.fernhouse.com/pics/ei01.jpg)


ta ta pieman
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: The Heckler on April 02, 2007, 01:17:46 PM
I refuse to read yet another bullshit novel from triple chin "kegdrainer", can somebody please summarize it for me?
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: sandycoosworth on April 02, 2007, 01:25:53 PM
i saw joe lezoro kick a handicapped kid at his show last year


















true story
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: okme on April 02, 2007, 01:36:01 PM
I am 5'5 135lbs. A small man. Promise if I ever got married you won't try to punk me out in front of my wife kegdrainer? Then again I don't start shit with people, I am a mild mannered type. I always back off from any situation or confrontation. I feel like such a pansy.  :-[
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: wes on April 02, 2007, 01:39:49 PM
I did Joes contest last year, and he,his wife,and his father all seemed like great people, and they went the extra mile for the contestants.
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: Mike on April 02, 2007, 01:46:54 PM
Excellent Natural show, about 50 competitors...and I was there at the request of the promoter to work security. 

I especially like this part.

Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: okme on April 02, 2007, 01:48:35 PM
The God's honest truth is most of these security types are a bunch of thugs trying to intimidate you and show you who's "boss", even though you did nothing wrong. They're a bunch of nobodies. "Security guard" wow what a prestigious job. You're a nobody, you steroid abusing fag. Just the way they look at you. They always seem to want to show you how big, strong and tough they are. I'm always thinking "hey asshole I'm just sitting here minding my own business doing my own thing, stop giving me that stupid stare, I know you could kick my ass and all, but just go fuck yourself douchebag, I'm not even doing anything stop looking at me like that". Would it kill these asswipes to smile a bit and make you feel comfortable?
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: Wombat on April 02, 2007, 05:21:41 PM
you hire security not to deal with shit like this yourself, why would he call the owner?

he did as he was told and thats the job of security personal


Dude my guess is this went on at a fcking high school or something...50 competiters--give me a break...He is not guarding the president for crying out loud...That is not how you deal with someone who wants to possibly get physical...You calm the guy down and see what you can do for him...Its not a fcking bar room...
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: slaveboy1980 on April 02, 2007, 05:24:41 PM
i bet lazaros head got stuck between cumdrainers multiple chins.


Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: ManBearPig... on April 02, 2007, 05:29:08 PM
The God's honest truth is most of these security types are a bunch of thugs trying to intimidate you and show you who's "boss", even though you did nothing wrong. They're a bunch of nobodies. "Security guard" wow what a prestigious job. You're a nobody, you steroid abusing fag. Just the way they look at you. They always seem to want to show you how big, strong and tough they are. I'm always thinking "hey asshole I'm just sitting here minding my own business doing my own thing, stop giving me that stupid stare, I know you could kick my ass and all, but just go fuck yourself douchebag, I'm not even doing anything stop looking at me like that". Would it kill these asswipes to smile a bit and make you feel comfortable?

if they didn't walk around feeling/acting like that, they'd have no purpose in life.
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: Kegdrainer on April 02, 2007, 07:55:27 PM
The truth is, Lazzaro is a low class piece of shit who showed up late and tried to get in without paying.  He wanted to look backstage and see how Jerry had the show set up because he has no idea how to run a show.  It was at Buff state college performing arts center...a very nice, very expensive auditorium to rent out.  Lazzaro's show is crap, and not even close to Freeman's show, and even Jim Rockell (who im not a big fan of) puts on a better show than him. 

Bottom line is the guy was a scumbag.  I was polite with him and told him what the promoter told me to tell him, and he tried to get rowdy with me before realizing what a bad idea that was.  He made himself look like an ass in front of his friends, and in front of the event staff that was also there.



Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: benjamin pearson on April 02, 2007, 09:23:49 PM
The truth is, Lazzaro is a low class piece of shit who showed up late and tried to get in without paying.  He wanted to look backstage and see how Jerry had the show set up because he has no idea how to run a show.  It was at Buff state college performing arts center...a very nice, very expensive auditorium to rent out.  Lazzaro's show is crap, and not even close to Freeman's show, and even Jim Rockell (who im not a big fan of) puts on a better show than him. 

Bottom line is the guy was a scumbag.  I was polite with him and told him what the promoter told me to tell him, and he tried to get rowdy with me before realizing what a bad idea that was.  He made himself look like an ass in front of his friends, and in front of the event staff that was also there.





haha sure tough guy ::) ::) Did you throw any 500 pound bolders at him ::)
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: Kegdrainer on April 02, 2007, 10:09:20 PM
i didnt have time to throw a boulder at him, i was too busy fucking your mom

She was looking at my package, and i asked her if she was just window shopping or if she wanted a taste test...the rest of that story is dripping off her chin now.
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: The Heckler on April 02, 2007, 10:10:23 PM
i didnt have time to throw a boulder at him, i was too busy fucking your mom

She was looking at my package, and i asked her if she was just window shopping or if she wanted a taste test...the rest of that story is dripping off her chin now.


epic running out of material and resorting to "your mom" jokes
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: Kegdrainer on April 02, 2007, 10:14:50 PM
epic running out of material and resorting to "your mom" jokes

what material?  i already told the fuckin story.

by the way heckler, people who use the term "epic" = world of warcraft geeks.

Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: tonys on April 03, 2007, 09:45:45 AM
What a moron to blast Joe Lazzaro & to show you acted like a real tough guy. Marsala must be really cheap as well as jealous of Joe's Buffalo show not to comp. him a ticket or two for his lousy Natural show. Those NGA shows are a joke. I remember the time Marsala said on his mike " Now that's what a real bodybuilder should look like " & it was a Natrural " pro " competitor who was way out of contest shape. It was ridiculous, and everybody knew it.

The Mr./Ms. Buffalo show is leagues above Jerry's NGA shows. Happening this weekend. And some big names have won the NPC Buffalo show as well: like Sebastian Zona and Ben White.
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: benjamin pearson on April 03, 2007, 09:46:43 AM
what material?  i already told the fuckin story.

by the way heckler, people who use the term "epic" = world of warcraft geeks.



epic being a fat piece of white trash with 100 chins
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: Old_Rooster on April 03, 2007, 09:51:44 AM
So yesterday was the NGA Can/Am in Buffalo NY.  Excellent Natural show, about 50 competitors...and I was there at the request of the promoter to work security.  Right about 6pm, when the evening show was starting Joe Lazaro, one of his juicehead buddies and what appeared to be his wife show up.  For those of you who don't know who Joe Lazaro is, he was former Mr. Usa for I think 2 years, but never went pro.  He was involved with EAS for a while.  His father had been a promoter for the  Mr. Buffalo back in the day.  Anyways, Joe is promoting the Mr. Buffalo next week and wanted to get a peek at the setup backstage.  This wasn't going to happen.  He was there to start shit.  He wanted the ticket takers, which were just some college kids from U.B. to let him in, started name dropping, etc...  I happened to be out front when he showed up.  I called the promoter and he told me no way was he letting that guy backstage during the show.  I let Mr. Lazaro know that if he wanted to come in and see the show he would have to buy tickets, but there was no way he was going backstage.  He thought about buying a ticket, but his wife got in his ear and told him that we should just let him in.  After I explained that wasn't going to happen he got snotty and said that's ok, there's going to be a REAL bodybuilding show here next week.  Then i told him that for shit talking about the NGA show he could just leave and he no longer had the option to buy tickets to come in.  Then I told him and his 2 companions that they can leave the building.  Then Lazaro tells me to go fuck myself as he's walking away.  I was polite and said Good luck with your show next week Mr. Lazaro, and he came back towards me, he's like "and what's your fuckin name, who are you"  I pointed at my chest and said read the fuckin nametag asshole.  Then he steps up and tried to get in my face, a little nose to nose, but he was a little short for that.  I told him to give me a reason...and he lost eye contact and looked at his buddy like he wanted help.  I told him to leave before i make him leave and he left. 

PWNED.

I would post a pic of him but i couldn't google one.  He's so washed up at this point even the internet doesn't have a record of him.



and another punk tells a bullcrap story all made up on GETBIG.cum     Imagine that.
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: Old_Rooster on April 03, 2007, 09:53:42 AM
Personally, I think you're lying, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt in order to substantiate my point.  Now, assuming that what you claim to have happened is true, what would compel you to actually brag about this? 

You just denied entrance to an old, washed-up, HRT-dependent bodybuilder who has spent half his life posing in front of a mirror while starring at himself in nothing but a thong.  A man whose pinnacle of existence consisted of oiling up to be on stage under heavy, bright lights, yet again wearing a dentalfloss-thin thong while being cheered on by an auditorium filled with closet-queens all the while holding an ear-to-ear smile.  This is by no means a worthy adversary and you know this.  This man who you had an encounter with is a few estrogen levels short of being a homosexual and you want to somehow come off as an internet tough guy?  Gay men aren't fighters, we are lovers.  90% of the bodybuilding population is composed of gay men and to be the rotten apple in the bunch to try and start an altercation with a former brother of the iron speaks volumes about your dedication to our sport and most importantly our kind.

If you had denied access to a "Chuck Lidell" or maybe even another amazing fighter that makes a living off of facial reconstruction, then, I would applaud you, but to come on here and brag about this old bodybuilder who now only makes a living by engaging in sexual favors through the G4P network, is just ludicrous.

Grow up, get out of the closet and next time do what you really wanted to do to him, that being, fuck him.

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Of all the bodybuilders i know, 99% are straight.  So take your closet queen self back to the closet.
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: Old_Rooster on April 03, 2007, 09:57:35 AM
The truth is, Lazzaro is a low class piece of shit who showed up late and tried to get in without paying.  He wanted to look backstage and see how Jerry had the show set up because he has no idea how to run a show.  It was at Buff state college performing arts center...a very nice, very expensive auditorium to rent out.  Lazzaro's show is crap, and not even close to Freeman's show, and even Jim Rockell (who im not a big fan of) puts on a better show than him. 

Bottom line is the guy was a scumbag.  I was polite with him and told him what the promoter told me to tell him, and he tried to get rowdy with me before realizing what a bad idea that was.  He made himself look like an ass in front of his friends, and in front of the event staff that was also there.




please stop so i can quit laughing, you are making yourself look more like a punk with a yellow shirt more and more.  wooooo SECURITY!  i am so impressed!  bwahahahahahahaha
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: G on April 03, 2007, 10:00:15 AM
Personally, I think you're lying, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt in order to substantiate my point.  Now, assuming that what you claim to have happened is true, what would compel you to actually brag about this? 

You just denied entrance to an old, washed-up, HRT-dependent bodybuilder who has spent half his life posing in front of a mirror while starring at himself in nothing but a thong.  A man whose pinnacle of existence consisted of oiling up to be on stage under heavy, bright lights, yet again wearing a dentalfloss-thin thong while being cheered on by an auditorium filled with closet-queens all the while holding an ear-to-ear smile.  This is by no means a worthy adversary and you know this.  This man who you had an encounter with is a few estrogen levels short of being a homosexual and you want to somehow come off as an internet tough guy?  Gay men aren't fighters, we are lovers.  90% of the bodybuilding population is composed of gay men and to be the rotten apple in the bunch to try and start an altercation with a former brother of the iron speaks volumes about your dedication to our sport and most importantly our kind.

If you had denied access to a "Chuck Lidell" or maybe even another amazing fighter that makes a living off of facial reconstruction, then, I would applaud you, but to come on here and brag about this old bodybuilder who now only makes a living by engaging in sexual favors through the G4P network, is just ludicrous.

Grow up, get out of the closet and next time do what you really wanted to do to him, that being, fuck him.

1

  You are an idiot. Why do all fags think think that all men around them are gay? 90% - gay  ::)....yeah in your dreams maybe.....
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: Kegdrainer on April 03, 2007, 10:19:48 AM
What a moron to blast Joe Lazzaro & to show you acted like a real tough guy. Marsala must be really cheap as well as jealous of Joe's Buffalo show not to comp. him a ticket or two for his lousy Natural show. Those NGA shows are a joke. I remember the time Marsala said on his mike " Now that's what a real bodybuilder should look like " & it was a Natrural " pro " competitor who was way out of contest shape. It was ridiculous, and everybody knew it.

The Mr./Ms. Buffalo show is leagues above Jerry's NGA shows. Happening this weekend. And some big names have won the NPC Buffalo show as well: like Sebastian Zona and Ben White.

why would you comp someone tickets to someone who talks shit about your show?  Truth be told, they used to be good friends, and Joe's dad is an upright guy and is respected.  Joe is a douchebag, and if he wanted to come see the show he could have asked ahead of time and im sure jerry would have been more than happy to help him.  Jerry bends over backwards for people, and puts a lot of time and energy into promoting natural bodybuilding, and the NGA is one of the only organizations with 100% testing of competitors.  This isn't a who's better argument, its a recount of what an ass Joe Lazzaro was in front of a bunch of people.  Comparing the Mr. Buffalo show to an NGA show is apples and oranges.  Natural vs. Chemically assisted bodybuilders.  Don't tell me you're too stupid to know the difference. 

Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: BEAST 8692 on April 03, 2007, 11:57:42 AM
'brutal owning'

you didn't own anyone but yourself cum drainer.

joe is a former mr usa. you're a former and current quadruple chinned 6 fingered fat fuck that plays a banjo and fucks his amputee mum, and that's only because she hasn't got any arms or legs to fend you off.



Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: HERACLES on April 03, 2007, 12:43:17 PM
So yesterday was the NGA Can/Am in Buffalo NY.  Excellent Natural show, about 50 competitors...and I was there at the request of the promoter to work security.  Right about 6pm, when the evening show was starting Joe Lazaro, one of his juicehead buddies and what appeared to be his wife show up.  For those of you who don't know who Joe Lazaro is, he was former Mr. Usa for I think 2 years, but never went pro.  He was involved with EAS for a while.  His father had been a promoter for the  Mr. Buffalo back in the day.  Anyways, Joe is promoting the Mr. Buffalo next week and wanted to get a peek at the setup backstage.  This wasn't going to happen.  He was there to start shit.  He wanted the ticket takers, which were just some college kids from U.B. to let him in, started name dropping, etc...  I happened to be out front when he showed up.  I called the promoter and he told me no way was he letting that guy backstage during the show.  I let Mr. Lazaro know that if he wanted to come in and see the show he would have to buy tickets, but there was no way he was going backstage.  He thought about buying a ticket, but his wife got in his ear and told him that we should just let him in.  After I explained that wasn't going to happen he got snotty and said that's ok, there's going to be a REAL bodybuilding show here next week.  Then i told him that for shit talking about the NGA show he could just leave and he no longer had the option to buy tickets to come in.  Then I told him and his 2 companions that they can leave the building.  Then Lazaro tells me to go fuck myself as he's walking away.  I was polite and said Good luck with your show next week Mr. Lazaro, and he came back towards me, he's like "and what's your fuckin name, who are you"  I pointed at my chest and said read the fuckin nametag asshole.  Then he steps up and tried to get in my face, a little nose to nose, but he was a little short for that.  I told him to give me a reason...and he lost eye contact and looked at his buddy like he wanted help.  I told him to leave before i make him leave and he left. 
PWNED.
I would post a pic of him but i couldn't google one.  He's so washed up at this point even the internet doesn't have a record of him.

NGA? You mean the organization that claims to be natural and all the competitors are on Juice? NGA is a Joke,  I wrote a letter to Andy Bostino, telling him that also. My friend could of been the best natural ever, but thanks to NGA he is on Juice- and competing with the big boys. When I competed in it also as a natural, i rememeber guys talking after the polagraph how they "were glad they passed bc they used in the past"...

Anyhow..
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: Benny B on April 03, 2007, 03:42:19 PM
The truth is, Lazzaro is a low class piece of shit who showed up late and tried to get in without paying.  He wanted to look backstage and see how Jerry had the show set up because he has no idea how to run a show.  It was at Buff state college performing arts center...a very nice, very expensive auditorium to rent out.  Lazzaro's show is crap, and not even close to Freeman's show, and even Jim Rockell (who im not a big fan of) puts on a better show than him. 

Bottom line is the guy was a scumbag.  I was polite with him and told him what the promoter told me to tell him, and he tried to get rowdy with me before realizing what a bad idea that was.  He made himself look like an ass in front of his friends, and in front of the event staff that was also there.

I don't know you from a hole in the wall, but I liked your story, Keg. I never met Lazzaro but I can imagine this happening.  This joker shows up at a local show and thinks he is some bigshot that can walk in without paying? Give me a break. What was the ticket price for the finals, maybe $30? His cheap ass couldn't pay and take a seat like everyone else? I'm glad you punked him. Good job.
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: decadaddy on April 03, 2007, 05:34:40 PM
well,well,well now Joel are you sure it was like that,the Joe bashing will stop here,it wanst to hard to find out your name
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: decadaddy on April 03, 2007, 06:01:28 PM
Hey keg speaking of your buddy jerry,did you ever here the story of when he took 2nd place and was not happy and smashed his 2nd place trophy on the ground and was never able to compete in ny state again,NGA=a dam swim meet
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: Fletch on April 03, 2007, 08:07:02 PM
The God's honest truth is most of these security types are a bunch of thugs trying to intimidate you and show you who's "boss", even though you did nothing wrong. They're a bunch of nobodies. "Security guard" wow what a prestigious job. You're a nobody, you steroid abusing fag. Just the way they look at you. They always seem to want to show you how big, strong and tough they are. I'm always thinking "hey asshole I'm just sitting here minding my own business doing my own thing, stop giving me that stupid stare, I know you could kick my ass and all, but just go fuck yourself douchebag, I'm not even doing anything stop looking at me like that". Would it kill these asswipes to smile a bit and make you feel comfortable?

wow you are one insecure little daisy....security must really bother you huh? You must get intimidated by a strong breeze.
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: Benny B on April 03, 2007, 08:09:14 PM
wow you are one insecure little daisy....security must really bother you huh? You must get intimidated by a strong breeze.
He's ugly and he weighs 135 pounds. What do you expect?  ::)
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: warrior_code on April 03, 2007, 08:13:31 PM
You would never catch a true man who is confident posting and bragging about this shit, he wouldn't have to.   
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: Benny B on April 03, 2007, 09:04:17 PM
You would never catch a true man who is confident posting and bragging about this shit, he wouldn't have to.   
Maybe he wasn't "bragging" asshole, just sharing a story.
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: decadaddy on April 04, 2007, 08:22:28 AM
with a tittle called [brutal owning] id say he was bragging
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: Benny B on April 04, 2007, 08:34:45 AM
with a tittle called [brutal owning] id say he was bragging
That's your opinion. I think it was just that...a brutal owning of an arrogant has-been bodybuilder. That's the terminology used on this board.
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: benjamin pearson on April 04, 2007, 08:39:35 AM
That's your opinion. I think it was just that...a brutal owning of an arrogant has-been bodybuilder. That's the terminology used on this board.

look at this fat fucks pics benny... he also told a story that two guys came to his house asking if he was kegdrainer from getbig and he beat them up.... he is fucking delusional
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: Benny B on April 04, 2007, 09:06:07 AM
look at this fat fucks pics benny... he also told a story that two guys came to his house asking if he was kegdrainer from getbig and he beat them up.... he is fucking delusional
I never saw his pics. So he is a fat bastard, eh? Seems like that's pretty typical for this board. Practically everyone is either really skinny or on a cheeseburgers and twinkie diet.  :D
Anyway...I still like Keg's story.  :) I like the way he handled this Lazzaro dude. I've seen his type before at local shows.
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: benjamin pearson on April 04, 2007, 09:18:22 AM
I never saw his pics. So he is a fat bastard, eh? Seems like that's pretty typical for this board. Practically everyone is either really skinny or on a cheeseburgers and twinkie diet.  :D
Anyway...I still like Keg's story.  :) I like the way he handled this Lazzaro dude. I've seen his type before at local shows.

I see what you are saying, but he probably made it up he posts bullshit all the time
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: decadaddy on April 04, 2007, 10:08:54 AM
take note after i posted his name no other post [take note] he did send me 2 pm"s saying he wants to kick my ass  lol  im done with this thread and guys he did have a yellow shirt on reading STAFF
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: BEAST 8692 on April 04, 2007, 11:02:00 AM
take note after i posted his name no other post [take note] he did send me 2 pm"s saying he wants to kick my ass  lol  im done with this thread and guys he did have a yellow shirt on reading STAFF

ha ha, starts a thread bragging about owning and ends up justr owning himself in the process.

oh, the irony.

priceless ;D
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: Kegdrainer on April 04, 2007, 11:13:48 AM
actually i backed out of the thread out of respect to the NGA promoters.
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: decadaddy on April 04, 2007, 12:04:17 PM
Here is a pic of fat keg.
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: Benny B on April 04, 2007, 12:05:37 PM
Here is a pic of fat keg.

Well, he certainly looks like he's drained his share of kegs in his day!  :P
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: decadaddy on April 04, 2007, 12:09:33 PM
benny,i think i like you bro
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: Benny B on April 04, 2007, 12:38:00 PM
benny,i think i like you bro
As well you should! :D
Just kidding man. Thanks.
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: Mr. Michael Moore on April 04, 2007, 10:21:44 PM
Here is a pic of fat keg.


If that is your real picture, Keg, i'm sorry but I find your story hard to believe.... :-\
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: Bigthumbz on April 05, 2007, 08:31:47 AM
Hey there fat Joel... why are you such a lying fat piece of shit? You should be thankful that Joe didnt slap the shit out of you.

If you said this about Jerry Marsala, the story would have been a little more realistic.

Go suck off your father or brother.
Title: Re: Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro
Post by: Mr Marcus on April 05, 2007, 08:41:50 AM
I bet your mother dosent evel claim she owns you.  Whats up with the xmas ham hanging off your chin anyway?