Brutal Owning of former Mr. USA Joe Lazaro

[wes]

I did Joes contest last year, and he,his wife,and his father all seemed like great people, and they went the extra mile for the contestants.

[Mike]

Excellent Natural show, about 50 competitors...and I was there at the request of the promoter to work security. 

I especially like this part.

[okme]

The God's honest truth is most of these security types are a bunch of thugs trying to intimidate you and show you who's "boss", even though you did nothing wrong. They're a bunch of nobodies. "Security guard" wow what a prestigious job. You're a nobody, you steroid abusing fag. Just the way they look at you. They always seem to want to show you how big, strong and tough they are. I'm always thinking "hey asshole I'm just sitting here minding my own business doing my own thing, stop giving me that stupid stare, I know you could kick my ass and all, but just go fuck yourself douchebag, I'm not even doing anything stop looking at me like that". Would it kill these asswipes to smile a bit and make you feel comfortable?

[Wombat]

you hire security not to deal with shit like this yourself, why would he call the owner?

he did as he was told and thats the job of security personal

Dude my guess is this went on at a fcking high school or something...50 competiters--give me a break...He is not guarding the president for crying out loud...That is not how you deal with someone who wants to possibly get physical...You calm the guy down and see what you can do for him...Its not a fcking bar room...

[slaveboy1980]

i bet lazaros head got stuck between cumdrainers multiple chins.

[ManBearPig...]

The God's honest truth is most of these security types are a bunch of thugs trying to intimidate you and show you who's "boss", even though you did nothing wrong. They're a bunch of nobodies. "Security guard" wow what a prestigious job. You're a nobody, you steroid abusing fag. Just the way they look at you. They always seem to want to show you how big, strong and tough they are. I'm always thinking "hey asshole I'm just sitting here minding my own business doing my own thing, stop giving me that stupid stare, I know you could kick my ass and all, but just go fuck yourself douchebag, I'm not even doing anything stop looking at me like that". Would it kill these asswipes to smile a bit and make you feel comfortable?

if they didn't walk around feeling/acting like that, they'd have no purpose in life.

[Kegdrainer]

The truth is, Lazzaro is a low class piece of shit who showed up late and tried to get in without paying.  He wanted to look backstage and see how Jerry had the show set up because he has no idea how to run a show.  It was at Buff state college performing arts center...a very nice, very expensive auditorium to rent out.  Lazzaro's show is crap, and not even close to Freeman's show, and even Jim Rockell (who im not a big fan of) puts on a better show than him. 

Bottom line is the guy was a scumbag.  I was polite with him and told him what the promoter told me to tell him, and he tried to get rowdy with me before realizing what a bad idea that was.  He made himself look like an ass in front of his friends, and in front of the event staff that was also there.

[benjamin pearson]

The truth is, Lazzaro is a low class piece of shit who showed up late and tried to get in without paying.  He wanted to look backstage and see how Jerry had the show set up because he has no idea how to run a show.  It was at Buff state college performing arts center...a very nice, very expensive auditorium to rent out.  Lazzaro's show is crap, and not even close to Freeman's show, and even Jim Rockell (who im not a big fan of) puts on a better show than him. 

Bottom line is the guy was a scumbag.  I was polite with him and told him what the promoter told me to tell him, and he tried to get rowdy with me before realizing what a bad idea that was.  He made himself look like an ass in front of his friends, and in front of the event staff that was also there.

haha sure tough guy Did you throw any 500 pound bolders at him

[Kegdrainer]

i didnt have time to throw a boulder at him, i was too busy fucking your mom

She was looking at my package, and i asked her if she was just window shopping or if she wanted a taste test...the rest of that story is dripping off her chin now.

[The Heckler]

i didnt have time to throw a boulder at him, i was too busy fucking your mom

She was looking at my package, and i asked her if she was just window shopping or if she wanted a taste test...the rest of that story is dripping off her chin now.

epic running out of material and resorting to "your mom" jokes

[Kegdrainer]

epic running out of material and resorting to "your mom" jokes

what material?  i already told the fuckin story.

by the way heckler, people who use the term "epic" = world of warcraft geeks.

[tonys]

What a moron to blast Joe Lazzaro & to show you acted like a real tough guy. Marsala must be really cheap as well as jealous of Joe's Buffalo show not to comp. him a ticket or two for his lousy Natural show. Those NGA shows are a joke. I remember the time Marsala said on his mike " Now that's what a real bodybuilder should look like " & it was a Natrural " pro " competitor who was way out of contest shape. It was ridiculous, and everybody knew it.

The Mr./Ms. Buffalo show is leagues above Jerry's NGA shows. Happening this weekend. And some big names have won the NPC Buffalo show as well: like Sebastian Zona and Ben White.

[benjamin pearson]

what material?  i already told the fuckin story.

by the way heckler, people who use the term "epic" = world of warcraft geeks.

epic being a fat piece of white trash with 100 chins

[Old_Rooster]

So yesterday was the NGA Can/Am in Buffalo NY.  Excellent Natural show, about 50 competitors...and I was there at the request of the promoter to work security.  Right about 6pm, when the evening show was starting Joe Lazaro, one of his juicehead buddies and what appeared to be his wife show up.  For those of you who don't know who Joe Lazaro is, he was former Mr. Usa for I think 2 years, but never went pro.  He was involved with EAS for a while.  His father had been a promoter for the  Mr. Buffalo back in the day.  Anyways, Joe is promoting the Mr. Buffalo next week and wanted to get a peek at the setup backstage.  This wasn't going to happen.  He was there to start shit.  He wanted the ticket takers, which were just some college kids from U.B. to let him in, started name dropping, etc...  I happened to be out front when he showed up.  I called the promoter and he told me no way was he letting that guy backstage during the show.  I let Mr. Lazaro know that if he wanted to come in and see the show he would have to buy tickets, but there was no way he was going backstage.  He thought about buying a ticket, but his wife got in his ear and told him that we should just let him in.  After I explained that wasn't going to happen he got snotty and said that's ok, there's going to be a REAL bodybuilding show here next week.  Then i told him that for shit talking about the NGA show he could just leave and he no longer had the option to buy tickets to come in.  Then I told him and his 2 companions that they can leave the building.  Then Lazaro tells me to go fuck myself as he's walking away.  I was polite and said Good luck with your show next week Mr. Lazaro, and he came back towards me, he's like "and what's your fuckin name, who are you"  I pointed at my chest and said read the fuckin nametag asshole.  Then he steps up and tried to get in my face, a little nose to nose, but he was a little short for that.  I told him to give me a reason...and he lost eye contact and looked at his buddy like he wanted help.  I told him to leave before i make him leave and he left. 

PWNED.

I would post a pic of him but i couldn't google one.  He's so washed up at this point even the internet doesn't have a record of him.

and another punk tells a bullcrap story all made up on GETBIG.cum     Imagine that.

[Old_Rooster]

Personally, I think you're lying, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt in order to substantiate my point.  Now, assuming that what you claim to have happened is true, what would compel you to actually brag about this? 

You just denied entrance to an old, washed-up, HRT-dependent bodybuilder who has spent half his life posing in front of a mirror while starring at himself in nothing but a thong.  A man whose pinnacle of existence consisted of oiling up to be on stage under heavy, bright lights, yet again wearing a dentalfloss-thin thong while being cheered on by an auditorium filled with closet-queens all the while holding an ear-to-ear smile.  This is by no means a worthy adversary and you know this.  This man who you had an encounter with is a few estrogen levels short of being a homosexual and you want to somehow come off as an internet tough guy?  Gay men aren't fighters, we are lovers.  90% of the bodybuilding population is composed of gay men and to be the rotten apple in the bunch to try and start an altercation with a former brother of the iron speaks volumes about your dedication to our sport and most importantly our kind.

If you had denied access to a "Chuck Lidell" or maybe even another amazing fighter that makes a living off of facial reconstruction, then, I would applaud you, but to come on here and brag about this old bodybuilder who now only makes a living by engaging in sexual favors through the G4P network, is just ludicrous.

Grow up, get out of the closet and next time do what you really wanted to do to him, that being, fuck him.

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Of all the bodybuilders i know, 99% are straight.  So take your closet queen self back to the closet.

[Old_Rooster]

The truth is, Lazzaro is a low class piece of shit who showed up late and tried to get in without paying.  He wanted to look backstage and see how Jerry had the show set up because he has no idea how to run a show.  It was at Buff state college performing arts center...a very nice, very expensive auditorium to rent out.  Lazzaro's show is crap, and not even close to Freeman's show, and even Jim Rockell (who im not a big fan of) puts on a better show than him. 

Bottom line is the guy was a scumbag.  I was polite with him and told him what the promoter told me to tell him, and he tried to get rowdy with me before realizing what a bad idea that was.  He made himself look like an ass in front of his friends, and in front of the event staff that was also there.

please stop so i can quit laughing, you are making yourself look more like a punk with a yellow shirt more and more.  wooooo SECURITY!  i am so impressed!  bwahahahahahahaha

[G]

Personally, I think you're lying, but I'll give you the benefit of the doubt in order to substantiate my point.  Now, assuming that what you claim to have happened is true, what would compel you to actually brag about this? 

You just denied entrance to an old, washed-up, HRT-dependent bodybuilder who has spent half his life posing in front of a mirror while starring at himself in nothing but a thong.  A man whose pinnacle of existence consisted of oiling up to be on stage under heavy, bright lights, yet again wearing a dentalfloss-thin thong while being cheered on by an auditorium filled with closet-queens all the while holding an ear-to-ear smile.  This is by no means a worthy adversary and you know this.  This man who you had an encounter with is a few estrogen levels short of being a homosexual and you want to somehow come off as an internet tough guy?  Gay men aren't fighters, we are lovers.  90% of the bodybuilding population is composed of gay men and to be the rotten apple in the bunch to try and start an altercation with a former brother of the iron speaks volumes about your dedication to our sport and most importantly our kind.

If you had denied access to a "Chuck Lidell" or maybe even another amazing fighter that makes a living off of facial reconstruction, then, I would applaud you, but to come on here and brag about this old bodybuilder who now only makes a living by engaging in sexual favors through the G4P network, is just ludicrous.

Grow up, get out of the closet and next time do what you really wanted to do to him, that being, fuck him.

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  You are an idiot. Why do all fags think think that all men around them are gay? 90% - gay  ....yeah in your dreams maybe.....

[Kegdrainer]

What a moron to blast Joe Lazzaro & to show you acted like a real tough guy. Marsala must be really cheap as well as jealous of Joe's Buffalo show not to comp. him a ticket or two for his lousy Natural show. Those NGA shows are a joke. I remember the time Marsala said on his mike " Now that's what a real bodybuilder should look like " & it was a Natrural " pro " competitor who was way out of contest shape. It was ridiculous, and everybody knew it.

The Mr./Ms. Buffalo show is leagues above Jerry's NGA shows. Happening this weekend. And some big names have won the NPC Buffalo show as well: like Sebastian Zona and Ben White.

why would you comp someone tickets to someone who talks shit about your show?  Truth be told, they used to be good friends, and Joe's dad is an upright guy and is respected.  Joe is a douchebag, and if he wanted to come see the show he could have asked ahead of time and im sure jerry would have been more than happy to help him.  Jerry bends over backwards for people, and puts a lot of time and energy into promoting natural bodybuilding, and the NGA is one of the only organizations with 100% testing of competitors.  This isn't a who's better argument, its a recount of what an ass Joe Lazzaro was in front of a bunch of people.  Comparing the Mr. Buffalo show to an NGA show is apples and oranges.  Natural vs. Chemically assisted bodybuilders.  Don't tell me you're too stupid to know the difference. 

[BEAST 8692]

'brutal owning'

you didn't own anyone but yourself cum drainer.

joe is a former mr usa. you're a former and current quadruple chinned 6 fingered fat fuck that plays a banjo and fucks his amputee mum, and that's only because she hasn't got any arms or legs to fend you off.

[HERACLES]

So yesterday was the NGA Can/Am in Buffalo NY.  Excellent Natural show, about 50 competitors...and I was there at the request of the promoter to work security.  Right about 6pm, when the evening show was starting Joe Lazaro, one of his juicehead buddies and what appeared to be his wife show up.  For those of you who don't know who Joe Lazaro is, he was former Mr. Usa for I think 2 years, but never went pro.  He was involved with EAS for a while.  His father had been a promoter for the  Mr. Buffalo back in the day.  Anyways, Joe is promoting the Mr. Buffalo next week and wanted to get a peek at the setup backstage.  This wasn't going to happen.  He was there to start shit.  He wanted the ticket takers, which were just some college kids from U.B. to let him in, started name dropping, etc...  I happened to be out front when he showed up.  I called the promoter and he told me no way was he letting that guy backstage during the show.  I let Mr. Lazaro know that if he wanted to come in and see the show he would have to buy tickets, but there was no way he was going backstage.  He thought about buying a ticket, but his wife got in his ear and told him that we should just let him in.  After I explained that wasn't going to happen he got snotty and said that's ok, there's going to be a REAL bodybuilding show here next week.  Then i told him that for shit talking about the NGA show he could just leave and he no longer had the option to buy tickets to come in.  Then I told him and his 2 companions that they can leave the building.  Then Lazaro tells me to go fuck myself as he's walking away.  I was polite and said Good luck with your show next week Mr. Lazaro, and he came back towards me, he's like "and what's your fuckin name, who are you"  I pointed at my chest and said read the fuckin nametag asshole.  Then he steps up and tried to get in my face, a little nose to nose, but he was a little short for that.  I told him to give me a reason...and he lost eye contact and looked at his buddy like he wanted help.  I told him to leave before i make him leave and he left. 
PWNED.
I would post a pic of him but i couldn't google one.  He's so washed up at this point even the internet doesn't have a record of him.

NGA? You mean the organization that claims to be natural and all the competitors are on Juice? NGA is a Joke,  I wrote a letter to Andy Bostino, telling him that also. My friend could of been the best natural ever, but thanks to NGA he is on Juice- and competing with the big boys. When I competed in it also as a natural, i rememeber guys talking after the polagraph how they "were glad they passed bc they used in the past"...

Anyhow..

[Benny B]

The truth is, Lazzaro is a low class piece of shit who showed up late and tried to get in without paying.  He wanted to look backstage and see how Jerry had the show set up because he has no idea how to run a show.  It was at Buff state college performing arts center...a very nice, very expensive auditorium to rent out.  Lazzaro's show is crap, and not even close to Freeman's show, and even Jim Rockell (who im not a big fan of) puts on a better show than him. 

Bottom line is the guy was a scumbag.  I was polite with him and told him what the promoter told me to tell him, and he tried to get rowdy with me before realizing what a bad idea that was.  He made himself look like an ass in front of his friends, and in front of the event staff that was also there.

I don't know you from a hole in the wall, but I liked your story, Keg. I never met Lazzaro but I can imagine this happening.  This joker shows up at a local show and thinks he is some bigshot that can walk in without paying? Give me a break. What was the ticket price for the finals, maybe $30? His cheap ass couldn't pay and take a seat like everyone else? I'm glad you punked him. Good job.

[decadaddy]

well,well,well now Joel are you sure it was like that,the Joe bashing will stop here,it wanst to hard to find out your name

[decadaddy]

Hey keg speaking of your buddy jerry,did you ever here the story of when he took 2nd place and was not happy and smashed his 2nd place trophy on the ground and was never able to compete in ny state again,NGA=a dam swim meet

[Fletch]

The God's honest truth is most of these security types are a bunch of thugs trying to intimidate you and show you who's "boss", even though you did nothing wrong. They're a bunch of nobodies. "Security guard" wow what a prestigious job. You're a nobody, you steroid abusing fag. Just the way they look at you. They always seem to want to show you how big, strong and tough they are. I'm always thinking "hey asshole I'm just sitting here minding my own business doing my own thing, stop giving me that stupid stare, I know you could kick my ass and all, but just go fuck yourself douchebag, I'm not even doing anything stop looking at me like that". Would it kill these asswipes to smile a bit and make you feel comfortable?

wow you are one insecure little daisy....security must really bother you huh? You must get intimidated by a strong breeze.

[Benny B]

wow you are one insecure little daisy....security must really bother you huh? You must get intimidated by a strong breeze.

He's ugly and he weighs 135 pounds. What do you expect?