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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Bluto on May 18, 2007, 02:21:10 PM
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Today I was walking out in the sun in the city and this guy stops me and say "hey, don't you work as a bouncer?" and I say "no" and he says "No? Okey..." and then walks on.
I bet if I'd say yes he would've tried to whoop my ass! And then it would've been on!!!
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Today I was walking out in the sun in the city and this guy stops me and say "hey, don't you work as a bouncer?" and I say "no" and he says "No? Okey..." and then walks on.
I bet if I'd say yes he would've tried to whop my ass! And then it would've been on!!!
"whop my ass" is critical here
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I was thinking for a second to answer Yes just to see what would've happen
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Today I was walking out in the sun in the city and this guy stops me and say "hey, don't you work as a bouncer?" and I say "no" and he says "No? Okey..." and then walks on.
I bet if I'd say yes he would've tried to whop my ass! And then it would've been on!!!
damn u should knocked him out bluto.
Had he seen ritchie?
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epic try to swindle getbig into believing that you really work out and are not fat as you have said so on many occasions... look fatty get u ass into the gym and stop pretending :))
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damn u should knocked him out bluto.
Had he seen ritchie?
he wore sunglasses ! i figured it was some dude who've been thrown outta a bar or something and wanted to get back at the bouncer
or why else would he had asked me that?
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he wore sunglasses ! i figured it was some dude who've been thrown outta a bar or something and wanted to get back at the bouncer
or why else would he had asked me that?
You must be a big fucker, to hget mistaken for a bouncer man, how much do fuckgin bench man?
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You must be a big fucker, to hget mistaken for a bouncer man, how much do fuckgin bench man?
you know when i was younger this big guy said "life is too short to be small"
and it got stuck in my head, for a few years i thought about that from a philosophical perspective...
and i think he was right.
so ever since then i've made it my mission in life to be a big mountain of a man
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damn u should knocked him out bluto.
Had he seen ritchie?
Found him!
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you know when i was younger this big guy said "life is too short to be small"
and it got stuck in my head, for a few years i thought about that from a philosophical perspective...
and i think he was right.
so ever since then i've made it my mission in life to be a big mountain of a man
and did you succeed?
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Found him!
were u hiding him in your house?
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and did you succeed?
you think people would stop me on the street otherwise!
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you think people would stop me on the street otherwise!
Riddle me this Batman...Why do people think Fat is powerful?
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Riddle me this Batman...Why do people think Fat is powerful?
They do?
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Bluto-san,
One who smiles rather than rages is always the stronger
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They do?
You obviously do...
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You obviously do...
All muscle baby! Don't playahate, congratulate!
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All muscle baby! Don't playahate, congratulate!
Yeah...I agree...Dissolution is the problem...and you nailed it...
You see it every day in the gym and in every day life...guys that are fat slobs over 50% bodyfat and they think that makes them a what did you call it "mountain of a man"...
They actually believe they are built...Just like you...
I am not saying you need to have a six pack, all I am saying it their is an in between, between a six pack and being in your second tri-mester...lol
Bluto...If your Gut is bigger than your Pecs...You are fat...Hope this helps...
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Yeah...I agree...Dissolution is the problem...and you nailed it...
You see it every day in the gym and in every day life...guys that are fat slobs over 50% bodyfat and they think that makes them a what did you call it "mountain of a man"...
They actually believe they are built...Just like you...
I am not saying you need to have a six pack, all I am saying it their is an in between, between a six pack and being in your second tri-mester...lol
Bluto...If your Gut is bigger than your Pecs...You are fat...Hope this helps...
Who says the pecs are supposed to be bigger than the gut? That's just a trend, it'll pass.
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Who says the pecs are supposed to be bigger than the gut? That's just a trend, it'll pass.
If you can't see your own dick when standing up, you're in real deep trouble. Taht means you are fucking fat.
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If you can't see your own dick when standing up, you're in real deep trouble. Taht means you are fucking fat.
Not everyone got a small dick like you
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Who says the pecs are supposed to be bigger than the gut? That's just a trend, it'll pass.
Like I said Bro if you think that you are massive that is all that counts...fuck what I say...All I am saying in my experience, if you do start challenging people on the streets you better strike first...Cause you got about 2 or 3 swings before your BF kicks in and you are winded...Good Luck Bro...
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Not everyone got a small dick like you
bbbbbbouuuuup.
Again you come up with your idiotic excuses. You can't see your dick, now you start hating again.
You're a jealous idiot, that's all, Bluto.
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Like I said Bro if you think that you are massive that is all that counts...fuck what I say...All I am saying in my experience, if you do start challenging people on the streets you better strike first...Cause you got about 2 or 3 swings before your BF kicks in and you are winded...Good Luck Bro...
2-3 swings is all I need!
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bbbbbbouuuuup.
Again you come up with your idiotic excuses. You can't see your dick, now you start hating again.
You're a jealous idiot, that's all, Bluto.
Jealous of what? Of your small dick ???
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2-3 swings is all I need!
First of all in 3 swings you would connect once...maybe...make it count homie
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who asks questions like that on the street?
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Today I was walking out in the sun in the city and this guy stops me and say "hey, don't you work as a bouncer?" and I say "no" and he says "No? Okey..." and then walks on.
I bet if I'd say yes he would've tried to whoop my ass! And then it would've been on!!!
How the fuck is this a sharable story?
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were u hiding him in your house?
Nope, dudes nuts. He was sitting in my kitchen when I got home. Said I owed him money. ???
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Today I was walking out in the sun in the city and this guy stops me and say "hey, don't you work as a bouncer?" and I say "no" and he says "No? Okey..." and then walks on.
I bet if I'd say yes he would've tried to whoop my ass! And then it would've been on!!!
Dude ! Are you a grown ass adult male ???Just asking because you seem as if you're a little immature ?
I mean ..I know you're a cocksucking Queer... But how old are you ...??? Because you act like a 15 year old girl..
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whats up Big Worm?
YEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! I like that right there !!!!!
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This story reminds me of a time some dude walking down the street asked me with a straight face "do you have the time?"
Luckily I didn't have a watch or it would have been on! I almost guessed at what time it was just to see what his reaction would have been.
Just thought you guys would like to hear this little gem of a story. Maybe I should have dedicated a whole thread to it.
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Dude ! Are you a grown ass adult male ???Just asking because you seem as if you're a little immature ?
I mean ..I know you're a cocksucking Queer... But how old are you ...??? Because you act like a 15 year old girl..
tell me how you would've acted big guy, i bet you would've grabbed his hand and headed for the ladies room!
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tell me how you would've acted big guy, i bet you would've grabbed his hand and headed for the ladies room!
Sorry Blue toe.. You have Big Worm confused with theworm.. Big Worm doesn't get down like that .... Send theworm a p.m. and the both of you can suck each other off in the little boys room..
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hahaha i love this shit. getbig works like a diary for me, i forgot about that happening and that was a year ago. good stuff!!!
i should post about everything going down! then i could go to getbig and use the search button when i write my memoares.
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he wore sunglasses ! i figured it was some dude who've been thrown outta a bar or something and wanted to get back at the bouncer
or why else would he had asked me that?
Did he have tattos and walk with a limp? Was he wearing square tank and a gold chain? Did he have on a pair of chuckers and tan dickies?
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Did he have tattos and walk with a limp? Was he wearing square tank and a gold chain? Did he have on a pair of chuckers and tan dickies?
i dont remember any details. :-\
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i dont remember any details. :-\
Ok cool because it was me!
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cant believe SF didnīt write in this thread..
Oh can it be BLUTO = SQUADDY?!?!?!?!
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Ok cool because it was me!
Epic_Monster, a bouncer? If you got in my face at some bar I sould just pick your skinny little ass by your britches and throw you out the front door.
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hahahha embarrassingly enough, i 'check IDs' at a bar/music venue to make extra $$$ on Sat. nights, been doing this for the last couple of months, but i dont let people call me a bouncer or security cause im only 5-10....plus if anything were to happen i would just 'bounce' like go bye bye ...
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Epic_Monster, a bouncer? If you got in my face at some bar I sould just pick your skinny little ass by your britches and throw you out the front door.
Easy polycockus, it's only a joke. So you can take off your tapout tank and put down the brass knucks homie.
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hahahha embarrassingly enough, i 'check IDs' at a bar/music venue to make extra $$$ on Sat. nights, been doing this for the last couple of months, but i dont let people call me a bouncer or security cause im only 5-10....plus if anything were to happen i would just 'bounce' like go bye bye ...
Height certainly helps, but in a real tightly packed club mass and strength trump just about everything, especially mass. If a little 150 lb, extra skin tight Hollister sleeveless shirt wearing, big eared dweeb like Epic_Monster came up to a 6'4 30 something year old man he would either A. get ignored or B. wake up a few days/weeks/months later in a hospital bed.
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polychronopolous you looking to throw hands?
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Height certainly helps, but in a real tightly packed club mass and strength trump just about everything, especially mass. If a little 150 lb, extra skin tight Hollister sleeveless shirt wearing, big eared dweeb like Epic_Monster came up to a 6'4 30 something year old man he would either A. get ignored or B. wake up a few days/weeks/months later in a hospital bed.
I happen to work with my boy who is 6-3 240lbs black guy, too bad no one knows that he is softer than melted ice cream and has a knee made of jello.....we both work the door at the same time, the place holds like 300.
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Found him!
loool ....its ritchie............
hahahha
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Thanks for bringing back this shitty thread ::)
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Damn bluto, when do you predict 50,000 posts?
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Damn bluto, when do you predict 50,000 posts?
At the rate he's going...
2, 3 days tops.
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Damn bluto, when do you predict 50,000 posts?
Anyone read about those camps in Korea they are starting up for internet addicts? It seems to be a real growing problem in certain countries.
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Today I was walking out in the sun in the city and this guy stops me and say "hey, don't you work as a bouncer?" and I say "no" and he says "No? Okey..." and then walks on.
I bet if I'd say yes he would've tried to whoop my ass! And then it would've been on!!!
But then what would you do after you woke up and the hooker next to you said why did you hit me...
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Today I was walking out in the sun in the city and this guy stops me and say "hey, don't you work as a bouncer?" and I say "no" and he says "No? Okey..." and then walks on.
I bet if I'd say yes he would've tried to whoop my ass! And then it would've been on!!!
Do you work at the same gay bar Candyass goes to.
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how big was the dude?! maybe he was just trying to make stupid conversation. then again, MAYBE HE WAS GAY AND THAT WAS HIS PICK-UP LINE! seriously though, it would have been really no reason to start a rumble! 8)
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Did he stare at you in a creepy way while you made racist remarks, supermoderator?