Author Topic: Confrontation in the street! (Read 5540 times)

SHUTUPANDTRAIN · « **Reply #25 on:** May 18, 2007, 03:38:57 PM »

Quote from: Bluto on May 18, 2007, 03:37:03 PM

2-3 swings is all I need!

First of all in 3 swings you would connect once...maybe...make it count homie

Cavalier22 · « **Reply #26 on:** May 18, 2007, 05:02:15 PM »

who asks questions like that on the street?

The Ugly · « **Reply #27 on:** May 18, 2007, 05:59:54 PM »

Quote from: Bluto on May 18, 2007, 02:21:10 PM

Today I was walking out in the sun in the city and this guy stops me and say "hey, don't you work as a bouncer?" and I say "no" and he says "No? Okey..." and then walks on.

I bet if I'd say yes he would've tried to whoop my ass! And then it would've been on!!!

How the fuck is this a sharable story?

Disgusted · « **Reply #28 on:** May 18, 2007, 08:37:09 PM »

Quote from: davidpaul on May 18, 2007, 03:00:18 PM

were u hiding him in your house?

Nope, dudes nuts. He was sitting in my kitchen when I got home. Said I owed him money.

Big Worm · « **Reply #29 on:** May 18, 2007, 10:55:57 PM »

Quote from: Bluto on May 18, 2007, 02:21:10 PM

Today I was walking out in the sun in the city and this guy stops me and say "hey, don't you work as a bouncer?" and I say "no" and he says "No? Okey..." and then walks on.

I bet if I'd say yes he would've tried to whoop my ass! And then it would've been on!!!

Dude ! Are you a grown ass adult male ???Just asking because you seem as if you're a little immature ?

I mean ..I know you're a cocksucking Queer... But how old are you ...

Because you act like a 15 year old girl..

Big Worm · « **Reply #30 on:** May 19, 2007, 01:08:22 PM »

Quote from: Big Dicked Bob on May 18, 2007, 11:03:17 PM

whats up Big Worm?

YEAAAAHHHHHHHH!!! I like that right there !!!!!

CARTEL · « **Reply #31 on:** May 19, 2007, 01:18:27 PM »

This story reminds me of a time some dude walking down the street asked me with a straight face "do you have the time?"

Luckily I didn't have a watch or it would have been on! I almost guessed at what time it was just to see what his reaction would have been.

Just thought you guys would like to hear this little gem of a story. Maybe I should have dedicated a whole thread to it.

Bluto · « **Reply #32 on:** May 19, 2007, 01:26:50 PM »

Quote from: Big Worm on May 18, 2007, 10:55:57 PM

Dude ! Are you a grown ass adult male ???Just asking because you seem as if you're a little immature ?

I mean ..I know you're a cocksucking Queer... But how old are you ... Because you act like a 15 year old girl..

tell me how you would've acted big guy, i bet you would've grabbed his hand and headed for the ladies room!

Big Worm · « **Reply #33 on:** May 19, 2007, 10:32:15 PM »

Quote from: Bluto on May 19, 2007, 01:26:50 PM

tell me how you would've acted big guy, i bet you would've grabbed his hand and headed for the ladies room!

Sorry Blue toe.. You have Big Worm confused with theworm.. Big Worm doesn't get down like that .... Send theworm a p.m. and the both of you can suck each other off in the little boys room..

Bluto · « **Reply #34 on:** June 20, 2008, 09:05:51 AM »

hahaha i love this shit. getbig works like a diary for me, i forgot about that happening and that was a year ago. good stuff!!!

i should post about everything going down! then i could go to getbig and use the search button when i write my memoares.

Epic_Monster · « **Reply #35 on:** June 20, 2008, 09:08:49 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on May 18, 2007, 02:26:03 PM

he wore sunglasses ! i figured it was some dude who've been thrown outta a bar or something and wanted to get back at the bouncer
or why else would he had asked me that?

Did he have tattos and walk with a limp? Was he wearing square tank and a gold chain? Did he have on a pair of chuckers and tan dickies?

Bluto · « **Reply #36 on:** June 20, 2008, 09:09:27 AM »

Quote from: Epic_Monster on June 20, 2008, 09:08:49 AM

Did he have tattos and walk with a limp? Was he wearing square tank and a gold chain? Did he have on a pair of chuckers and tan dickies?

i dont remember any details. $:-\$

Epic_Monster · « **Reply #37 on:** June 20, 2008, 09:10:08 AM »

Quote from: Bluto on June 20, 2008, 09:09:27 AM

i dont remember any details. $:-\$

Ok cool because it was me!

spinnis · « **Reply #38 on:** June 20, 2008, 09:10:29 AM »

cant believe SF didn´t write in this thread..

Oh can it be BLUTO = SQUADDY?!?!?!?!

polychronopolous · « **Reply #39 on:** June 20, 2008, 09:12:38 AM »

Quote from: Epic_Monster on June 20, 2008, 09:10:08 AM

Ok cool because it was me!

Epic_Monster, a bouncer? If you got in my face at some bar I sould just pick your skinny little ass by your britches and throw you out the front door.

Monster_Everything · « **Reply #40 on:** June 20, 2008, 09:15:17 AM »

hahahha embarrassingly enough, i 'check IDs' at a bar/music venue to make extra $$$ on Sat. nights, been doing this for the last couple of months, but i dont let people call me a bouncer or security cause im only 5-10....plus if anything were to happen i would just 'bounce' like go bye bye ...

Epic_Monster · « **Reply #41 on:** June 20, 2008, 09:19:13 AM »

Quote from: polychronopolous on June 20, 2008, 09:12:38 AM

Epic_Monster, a bouncer? If you got in my face at some bar I sould just pick your skinny little ass by your britches and throw you out the front door.

Easy polycockus, it's only a joke. So you can take off your tapout tank and put down the brass knucks homie.

polychronopolous · « **Reply #42 on:** June 20, 2008, 09:22:59 AM »

Quote from: Monster_Everything on June 20, 2008, 09:15:17 AM

hahahha embarrassingly enough, i 'check IDs' at a bar/music venue to make extra $$$ on Sat. nights, been doing this for the last couple of months, but i dont let people call me a bouncer or security cause im only 5-10....plus if anything were to happen i would just 'bounce' like go bye bye ...

Height certainly helps, but in a real tightly packed club mass and strength trump just about everything, especially mass. If a little 150 lb, extra skin tight Hollister sleeveless shirt wearing, big eared dweeb like Epic_Monster came up to a 6'4 30 something year old man he would either A. get ignored or B. wake up a few days/weeks/months later in a hospital bed.

Bluto · « **Reply #43 on:** June 20, 2008, 09:24:41 AM »

polychronopolous you looking to throw hands?

Monster_Everything · « **Reply #44 on:** June 20, 2008, 09:29:53 AM »

Quote from: polychronopolous on June 20, 2008, 09:22:59 AM

Height certainly helps, but in a real tightly packed club mass and strength trump just about everything, especially mass. If a little 150 lb, extra skin tight Hollister sleeveless shirt wearing, big eared dweeb like Epic_Monster came up to a 6'4 30 something year old man he would either A. get ignored or B. wake up a few days/weeks/months later in a hospital bed.

I happen to work with my boy who is 6-3 240lbs black guy, too bad no one knows that he is softer than melted ice cream and has a knee made of jello.....we both work the door at the same time, the place holds like 300.

monstercalves · « **Reply #45 on:** June 20, 2008, 10:58:28 AM »

Quote from: Disgusted on May 18, 2007, 02:58:04 PM

Found him!

loool ....its ritchie............

hahahha

CARTEL · « **Reply #46 on:** June 20, 2008, 11:03:35 AM »

Thanks for bringing back this shitty thread

FullROM · « **Reply #47 on:** June 20, 2008, 11:05:45 AM »

Damn bluto, when do you predict 50,000 posts?

CARTEL · « **Reply #48 on:** June 20, 2008, 11:07:02 AM »

Quote from: FullROM on June 20, 2008, 11:05:45 AM

Damn bluto, when do you predict 50,000 posts?

At the rate he's going...

2, 3 days tops.

polychronopolous · « **Reply #49 on:** June 20, 2008, 11:13:15 AM »

Quote from: FullROM on June 20, 2008, 11:05:45 AM

Damn bluto, when do you predict 50,000 posts?

Anyone read about those camps in Korea they are starting up for internet addicts? It seems to be a real growing problem in certain countries.

Author Topic: Confrontation in the street! (Read 5540 times)

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