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Getbig Misc Discussion Boards => Mixed Martial Arts (MMA/UFC) => Topic started by: Special Ed on October 20, 2007, 03:07:38 PM
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So Special Ed arrived in Cincy on Thursday to cover the UFC for a number of websites, and after checking in, I immediately went to the Tri County Mall for a Tapout Clothing Party at Champs Sports. I just had to meet the TAPOUT CREW and STEPHAN BONNAR, the clown prince of MMA. They didn't disappoint. Skyscrape kept pouring water over my head while I was interviewing Bonnar on video, right up until I grabbed his balls rather forcefully.
Then I met some sweet-ass skank who worked at the Pro Activ booth in the mall and she invited me to come out to the Kentucky riverfront with all her friends. The number of IOIs was off the charts and there was plenty of Kino going, so it seemed like bouncing to the bars was a good plan. Being the responsible type, I immediately went to CVS and purchased some Durex XXLs so I didn't have to worry about catching Mad Cow from the Hot Bitch. Of course, everyone knows that the moment you purchase condoms is the moment at which karma dictates that you won't get laid, but hey, what's safer than jerking off with a condom? Incredibly I went from MYSTERY to KOZMO to PRADEEP in 3 text messages. Mystery needs to do a seminar on closing via text messaging because I suck at that.
Friday, I went to the weigh-in and it was crazy. The UFC ring girls are so hot that I didn't even think to take a picture of them. I just opened the set right there and then, getting her name and hotel before three guys in AFFLICTION shirts mauled her, handed me a camera and asked me to take a photo of them. I hope they weren't upset later when they realized I zoomed in and snapped one of nothing but boobs.
After the weigh-in, where BRANDON VERA and TIM SYLVIA displayed doughy physiques making them look like they haven't trained a day in their lives, Special Ed went backstage and caught up with JOE ROGAN, who wasn't as loud in person as he is on the microphone. I told him I almost tried out for Fear Factor once but got off line when I saw the bowl of worms. He asked me why and I told him that I can barely hold down my mother's cooking. That's when someone took this shot.
(http://lloydboy.smugmug.com/photos/210334600-S.jpg)
After talking to Rogan and VANDERLEI SILVA for a while, I went over to speak with UFC Boss DANA WHITE who was wrapping up an interview with Tokyo Sport. I pitched him on the SPECIAL ED UNTITLED PROJECT and he gave me all his contact info. This morning at the Westin, I told him next time Tito Ortiz bitches out, he can call me to step in the Octagon.
(http://lloydboy.smugmug.com/photos/210603785-S.jpg)
Headed down to the arena now to meet up with Getbig's own 20InchCalves. More updates later, Iron Brothers!
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none of the pics showed up for me, Horse teeth.
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none of the pics showed up for me, Horse teeth.
Time to download the latest patches for your Commodore 64 or add 16k of ram.
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Time to download the latest patches for your Commodore 64 or add 16k of ram.
hahahahhaa, funny thing is i used to have a Commodore 64 in 1984 when i was 12.
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hahahahhaa, funny thing is i used to have a Commodore 64 in 1984 when i was 12.
I still have mine. You need FastLoad to save a few minutes on the Dr. J vs. Larry Bird One-On-One loading time.
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"After talking to Rogan and VANDERLEI SILVA for a while, I went over to speak with UFC Boss DANA WHITE who was wrapping up an interview with Tokyo Sport. I pitched him on the SPECIAL ED UNTITLED PROJECT and he gave me all his contact info. This morning at the Westin, I told him next time Tito Ortiz bitches out, he can call me to step in the Octagon."
At what point did you change your shirt entirely?
Epic story full of lies, lol.
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I still have mine. You need FastLoad to save a few minutes on the Dr. J vs. Larry Bird One-On-One loading time.
hahahahhaa, do you remember the Magic Johnson and Larry Bird signature series Converse that came out in like 84-85?
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"After talking to Rogan and VANDERLEI SILVA for a while, I went over to speak with UFC Boss DANA WHITE who was wrapping up an interview with Tokyo Sport. I pitched him on the SPECIAL ED UNTITLED PROJECT and he gave me all his contact info. This morning at the Westin, I told him next time Tito Ortiz bitches out, he can call me to step in the Octagon."
At what point did you change your shirt entirely?
Epic story full of lies, lol.
Your post reveals an IQ in the low 60's range.
I said that I spoke with Rogan at YESTERDAY'S WEIGH IN. Then I said THIS MORNING AT THE WESTIN...when I took a pic with Dana.
Sorry if that was too complicated for your mitochondria to absorb so quickly. But hey, thanks for keeping track of my wardrobe changes! You'll make a great assistant one day!
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how cute you got to meet your heroes.
did they sign your t-shirt to fanboy?
awesome blossom :)
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"After talking to Rogan and VANDERLEI SILVA for a while, I went over to speak with UFC Boss DANA WHITE who was wrapping up an interview with Tokyo Sport. I pitched him on the SPECIAL ED UNTITLED PROJECT and he gave me all his contact info. This morning at the Westin, I told him next time Tito Ortiz bitches out, he can call me to step in the Octagon."
At what point did you change your shirt entirely?
Epic story full of lies, lol.
Different days genius.
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I hate you Jason, you meet Joe Rogan, the man is a legend...
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I hate you Jason, you meet Joe Rogan, the man is a legend...
Hey, I didn't make fun of you when you showed me your picture with the Leprechaun from Lucky Charms!
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you should tell em to register and start posting on my board, the mma board on here
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Hey, I didn't make fun of you when you showed me your picture with the Leprechaun from Lucky Charms!
And I wasn't making fun of you, I fucking love Joe Rogan hes awesome.
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Hey, I didn't make fun of you when you showed me your picture with the Leprechaun from Lucky Charms!
What's with the U of I jersey Special Ed??
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And I wasn't making fun of you, I fucking love Joe Rogan hes awesome.
And I wasn't making fun of you. Lucky the Leprechaun is awesome too!
(http://www.sporktania.com/alucky1.jpg)
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And I wasn't making fun of you. Lucky the Leprechaun is awesome too!
(http://www.sporktania.com/alucky1.jpg)
;D
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dont hesitate to make fun of eachother, its perfectly allright
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What's with the U of I jersey Special Ed??
Doesn't everybody hate Michigan??
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you should tell em to register and start posting on my board, the mma board on here
Your board ?!!?? Ahahaha...you f'ckn gimp
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Doesn't everybody hate Michigan??
Not me, good thread and pics though Ed.
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Special Ed, you gotta teach me how to hustle my very soon to be J.D. into making business proposals to Dana White.
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Your board ?!!?? Ahahaha...you f'ckn gimp
yes my board but you're welcome as a guest
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Not me, good thread and pics though Ed.
Me neither.I hope they beat Ohio State.!
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Different days genius.
He said after he talked to rogan and wandy, he went and talked to dana. The next morning he was also talking to dana?
Like I said, epic story full of lines with a zach morris haircut, some horse teeth and loose skin thrown in.
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Looks like you had a good time SE. Well actually, I know you had a great time! lol.
See you this weekend! :D
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Joe Rogan is the man. That guy knows how to live life I must say!
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Lucky you got to meet Rogan. He seems like a real cool dude.
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he special ed what did you think of the dude that threw his mouth piece out after his fight was stopped? can't remember his name. man i thought it was a terrible stoppage
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Rogan has a huge fucking head. It never looks that BIG on tv...
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Bluto this is not your board... Keep dreamin. :-X :-X :-X :-X :-X
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he special ed what did you think of the dude that threw his mouth piece out after his fight was stopped? can't remember his name. man i thought it was a terrible stoppage
Kalib Starnes was cut in the first 15 seconds by Belcher's knee. If you saw the fight, about halfway through the first round, Kalib complained to the ref about not being able to see, but Belcher jumped on him and Starnes fought back. In the second round, Starnes took a few steps back after getting pounded with a wicked body punch. The ref chose to step in and have the doctor check out the cut. It wasn't bleeding terribly, but it was HUGE (about 3 in. long) and DEEP, and was over Starnes's right eye and dripping into the eye, albeit slowly.
The doctor asked Starnes, "Can you see?" and Starnes allegedly replied, "I want to continue," at which point someone from Starnes's corner came over to where he was being checked out. Again Starnes was asked, "Can you see?" and Starnes allegedly said, "NO, but I want to keep going." Upon hearing from the fighter himself that he COULD NOT SEE, the doctor had no choice but to stop the fight. Apparently Starnes's corner was disgusted by the fact that Starnes said he couldn't see and walked out on him. Starnes then threw a shitfit, throwing his mouthguard at someone by the doctor's seat, and stomping around the ring like an angry child who has been told he can't play with his toys.
The fact remains that Belcher was toying with him and laying a beating down on Starnes. No way Starnes made it to the final bell regardless of the cut IMHO.
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ive posted starnes own comments on the fight here
http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?topic=176800.0
i agree that belcher would've won either way. starnes got some good hands and throw a couple of good combinations but thats about it.
belcher was great. beautiful muay thai skills, some of the best ive seen in ufc