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Title: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: Lamplighterx on May 04, 2008, 05:17:32 PM
I would like to apologize to EryanB for posting things about him on here.

I realize now they were stupid and not even remotely funny.

At no time did I mean harm towards him and I would never wish any violence towards him.

I would ask a moderator to please ban me and to delete the thread(no one is literally a no one).

Eryan B-I wish you the best of luck in your weight loss goals.
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: no one on May 04, 2008, 05:20:16 PM
I would like to apologize to EryanB for posting things about him on here.

I realize now they were stupid and not even remotely funny.

At no time did I mean harm towards him and I would never wish any violence towards him.

I would ask a moderator to please ban me and to delete the thread(no one is literally a no one).

Eryan B-I wish you the best of luck in your weight loss goals.

did the real eryan b threaten to slap you with a lawsuit of some kind, pansy?
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: Epic_Monster on May 04, 2008, 05:20:49 PM
Good luck Eryan B aka No one!! Nice progress! ;)

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Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: chaos on May 04, 2008, 05:20:58 PM
I would like to apologize to EryanB for posting things about him on here.

I realize now they were stupid and not even remotely funny.

At no time did I mean harm towards him and I would never wish any violence towards him.

I would ask a moderator to please ban me and to delete the thread(no one is literally a no one).

Eryan B-I wish you the best of luck in your weight loss goals.
Apologies are for pussies.
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: Epic_Monster on May 04, 2008, 05:21:32 PM
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Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: no one on May 04, 2008, 05:24:12 PM
How do you know this? Are you Eryan b?

i said 'did' you fucking simp.

god you are stupid.

seriously.

you are very unintelligent.

quite the student in school, huh stickboy.

Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: Lamplighterx on May 04, 2008, 05:25:35 PM
did the real eryan b threaten to slap you with a lawsuit of some kind, pansy?
i just feel making some of the remarks i made were crossing the line thats all...
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: Epic_Monster on May 04, 2008, 05:26:38 PM
i said 'did' you fucking simp.

god you are stupid.

seriously.

you are very unintelligent.

quite the student in school, huh stickboy.



You are Eryan B. I know for a fact! Funny you knew about a lawsuit!
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: no one on May 04, 2008, 05:27:30 PM
i just feel making some of the remarks i made were crossing the line thats all...

i feel bad for the kid.

he worked hard to get to where he is.

he didn't deserve to get tore down like that.
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: no one on May 04, 2008, 05:28:25 PM
You are Eryan B. I know for a fact! Funny you knew about a lawsuit!

pencil, you are quite possibly the stupidest person on this board, and that's no small feat.

keep up the good work.
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: no one on May 04, 2008, 05:30:11 PM
Apologies are for pussies.

finally something we agree on.
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: Disgusted on May 04, 2008, 05:45:47 PM
 :'(
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: 240 is Back on May 04, 2008, 05:49:28 PM
online lawsuits over message board drama aren't something to worry about if the person you're bashing is a public figure.

an interesting question... by putting one's pics and info up on BBing.com or another message board's progress section, are you making yourself a 'public figure'?

It would be interesting to hear our legal minds weigh in.
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: Epic_Monster on May 04, 2008, 06:05:27 PM
i feel bad for the kid.

he worked hard to get to where he is.

he didn't deserve to get tore down like that.

You feel bad for yourself?
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: Kwon on May 04, 2008, 06:12:30 PM
i feel bad for the kid.

he worked hard to get to where he is.

he didn't deserve to get tore down like that.

Don't feel bad Eryan.

You'll get there someday.
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: erb326 on May 04, 2008, 10:17:31 PM
You are Eryan B. I know for a fact! Funny you knew about a lawsuit!

Since death threats were made along with references to the location of my work I decided there were some things I could and should do.

I called "no one" an asshole on another forum because he could have proved any time I'm not him by doing a screenshot of his IP address. Also I suspect he is the main one responsible for all this. Since Jason seemed pretty convinced "no one" is me, "no one" himself must have PM'd Jason and fooled him.

Jason in turn fooled all you other guys. So in short an asshole made an idiot of a fool and the fool made much bigger idiots of even simpler folk. I just did a speed scan of that thread for the gist of it and see that there was only about 2-3 guys with a minimum average level IQ that allowed for the question: "How do we know this eryanb is actually "no one"?" Simple question, but too much for most of the guys here.

But we got guys like Epic here who "know" it is me. LOL. That is some stellar critical thinking man. I don't see any Nobel prizes in your future! I mean just a rudimentary investigation would lead even a 10 year old to the conclusion that we can't be the same people. I shouldn't even have to point out the glaringly obvious clues. I see one guy pointing out that we both use sentences, spaces, ect. I had a good laugh at that. Most grown adults would look at things like diction patterns, style, tone, ect. and be able to tell within minutes that we are not the same people.

I've already PM'd one of the moderators asking to publicly verify on the other thread that "no one" does not have an IP address in Montreal. I'm pretty sure this is allowed as it will not violate "no ones" privacy. I think even Epic has a big enough brain to understand that it is proven that I live in Montreal. So it is going to be rather simple to prove that I am not "no one," this is not rocket science.

Now a summary of the main ideas in that thread: (1) I was really fat. I'm still quite fat.

Am I crushed? Well no, I thought the whole thing was a joke and wasn't even going to do anything until I saw some guys were so worked up and obsessed they were talking about coming to seminars I attend at my school and slicing me open.

Was I burned by all the criticism? Well no because here are the facts.

(1) I'm two years away from having my PhD and a sweet job at a major pharmaceutical company earning 6 figures to create new drugs to save peoples lives.

(2) I got fat from sitting at a desk with my nose in textbooks for 8 years. In just over a year I've already eradicated over 40lbs of that that fat and put on 30lbs of lean body mass at the same time naturally.

By this time next year I'll be a 5th year PhD in synthetic chemistry squatting over 500lbs, and weighing over 220 at 9% b.f.

By this time in two years? You get the idea. Any smuck can throw on a pile of muscle and get ripped in 2-3 years, but how many people can get the best scholarships in their country and work as professionals in any company of their choosing when they graduate?
 
You guys on the other hand are all so god awful stupid you've been publicly made fools by some random anonymous Internet troll. I mean the whole bait and then put the heat on a random guy trick is so predictable (see that shit on bb.com all the time)....you guys are total fools. Also what kind of people are so god dammed pathetic they have literally thousands of posts squabbling with anonymous Internet trolls online.

I mean Epic actually just bumped that thread!.............I'm sorry buddy but there is a cure for fatness, but no cure for stupidity...so the joke is ultimately on you!
 


Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: no one on May 04, 2008, 10:30:33 PM


I called "no one" an asshole on another forum because he could have proved any time I'm not him by doing a screenshot of his IP address. Also I suspect he is the main one responsible for all this.


 




ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

dude, i have been thru the wringer in that thread BECAUSE of you.

all i have done is stick up for you when others were running you into the ground.

and now you want to lay all this bullshit on me?

listen, i'm patient. to a fault- as you can tell from the 30+ pages of 160 pound stickboys all clamouring 'fatty'.

but do not mistake for a second i'm going to get the rotisserie on this deal and take it from both ends.

pm me and we'll settle this up between us if you so desire.

but don't think for a minute your going to lay this at my feet, cause it ain't going down like that, sport.



Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: slayer on May 04, 2008, 10:36:12 PM
unless the guy has 30 grand to burn, hes sueing no one , jeeez people get real... lawyers charge money!! more then some people on this board will ever have in thier bank account durring their entire life!

My lawyer charges 35 bucks to write any kind of letter, after that he wants your house....

if the letters do nothing people move on, he's bluffing!
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: no one on May 04, 2008, 10:37:48 PM

I mean Epic actually just bumped that thread!.............I'm sorry buddy but there is a cure for fatness, but no cure for stupidity...so the joke is ultimately on you!
 




now, this we can agree on.

i have been saying it for months now already anyway.
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: MisterMagoo on May 04, 2008, 10:39:14 PM
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?

dude, i have been thru the wringer in that thread BECAUSE of you.

all i have done is stick up for you when others were running you into the ground.

and now you want to lay all this bullshit on me?

listen, i'm patient. to a fault- as you can tell form the 30+ pages of 160 pound stickboys all clamouring 'fatty'.

but do not mistake for a second i'm going to get the rotisserie on this deal and take it from both ends.

pm me and we'll settle this up between us if you so desire.

but don't think for a minute your going to lay this at my feet, cause it ain't going down like that, sport.

lol, hell of a smackdown there, no one.
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: no one on May 04, 2008, 10:41:56 PM
lol, hell of a smackdown there, no one.

lol.

can you believe this....?

it's now MY fault.

i'm laughing out loud over here- for real i'm having a bit of a time typing cause of it....

jesus.

lol.
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: Danimal77 on May 04, 2008, 10:42:11 PM
Can we not just all get along?  ;D
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: PANDAEMONIUM on May 04, 2008, 10:43:21 PM
lol.

can you believe this....?

it's now MY fault.

i'm laughing out loud over here- for real i'm having a bit of a time typing cause of it....

jesus.

lol.

hahaha

But for real, I'd be curious how Jason Pegg originally got the idea those pics were of no one.
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: MisterMagoo on May 04, 2008, 10:43:44 PM
lol.

can you believe this....?

it's now MY fault.

i'm laughing out loud over here- for real i'm having a bit of a time typing cause of it....

jesus.

lol.

not to mention posting your IP around here would be suicide. might as well toss in your social security number and a scan of your driver's license while you're at it.
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: erb326 on May 04, 2008, 10:48:35 PM
lol.

can you believe this....?

it's now MY fault.

i'm laughing out loud over here- for real i'm having a bit of a time typing cause of it....

jesus.

lol.

Well I talked briefly with Jason over at IM by PM and he said he would explain the story to me but he never did.

Maybe you didn't start this. My other theory is that Jason played all you guys. He picked me as an embarrassing, but still believable, profile probably hoping to draw you into proving you are not me by posting your real pictures.

So another likely possibility is I've simply been used by Jason. So like I've already said to Jason himself....he is either an asshole or an idiot, but most likely both.
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: no one on May 04, 2008, 10:51:28 PM
hahaha

But for real, I'd be curious how Jason Pegg originally got the idea those pics were of no one.

he posted them to set me up-

take the image of someone who can be easily used as bait for the shark tank that is getbig, add the my name to it as we bust eachother's balls pretty good and watch me squirm.

lol.

i pm'd him back in the day and told him it was a good play and that i didn't see that one coming.

very creative and i doubt even he could have imagined the derailment it has caused.

this shit just keeps getting better and better...

lol.
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: erb326 on May 04, 2008, 10:54:45 PM
Off the record or on the record, more than one person has apologized to me. I respect those who can man up and admit when they are wrong. So apology accepted. I know this is "just G&O...so get over it" as Jason said to me and really that was my stand. I wasn't even going to sign up here. Not worth my time and I wasn't losing any sleep at all over all this.

It was just when a certain guy started posting exact times, dates, and locations of seminars I was attending along with other posts about cutting me open. Then another guy posted that he lived downtown and was going to stop by for a visit. After that I decided I should do something.

About the legal issues, my stepmother is a lawyer so I wouldn't have to pay a cent. But I never really had that in mind. The death threats along with posts about where I work is actually a criminal matter.
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: no one on May 04, 2008, 10:55:46 PM
Well I talked briefly with Jason over at IM by PM and he said he would explain the story to me but he never did.

Maybe you didn't start this. My other theory is that Jason played all you guys. He picked me as an embarrassing, but still believable, profile probably hoping to draw you into proving you are not me by posting your real pictures.

So another likely possibility is I've simply been used by Jason. So like I've already said to Jason himself....he is either an asshole or an idiot, but most likely both.

bingo.

and jason is a good guy.

he wouldn't do anything to maliciously harm you.

don't fault him.

if anything, he was just busting my balls.

however those who took it too far with the death threats should be dealt with as you see fit but i can tell you it is in no way what he would have envisioned with this prank.

by the way- welcome to the jungle, kid.

Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: MisterMagoo on May 04, 2008, 10:56:14 PM
The death threats along with posts about where I work is actually a criminal matter.

anyone who pulls that shit should be insta-banned.
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: Method101 on May 04, 2008, 10:57:50 PM
eryanb, i never commented on the photos but i have to say, your pictures aint as bad as people made them seem, they just took small things and ran with them to try and insult 'no one' more because there are no real pictures of him.
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: no one on May 04, 2008, 10:59:02 PM
Off the record or on the record, more than one person has apologized to me. I respect those who can man up and admit when they are wrong. So apology accepted. I know this is "just G&O...so get over it" as Jason said to me and really that was my stand. I wasn't even going to sign up here. Not worth my time and I wasn't losing any sleep at all over all this.

It was just when a certain guy started posting exact times, dates, and locations of seminars I was attending along with other posts about cutting me open. Then another guy posted that he lived downtown and was going to stop by for a visit. After that I decided I should do something.

About the legal issues, my stepmother is a lawyer so I wouldn't have to pay a cent. But I never really had that in mind. The death threats along with posts about where I work is actually a criminal matter.

i have nothing to apologise for. (edit: not to sound rude, as i know you are innocent in all of this as well)

it is sad you got dragged into this but it was not of my account.

that being said, pm me the user name of the person who said he lived downtown, if you would.
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: TrueGrit on May 04, 2008, 10:59:42 PM
erb326, I have always - even when people thought you were no one - been supportive of your progress. You've lost a shitload of fat and gained a lot of muscle. Your next phase of cutting will be the icing on the cake.

Keep going and welcome to GB ;D
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: no one on May 04, 2008, 11:14:38 PM


It was just when a certain guy started posting exact times, dates, and locations of seminars I was attending along with other posts about cutting me open. Then another guy posted that he lived downtown and was going to stop by for a visit. After that I decided I should do something.



like this guy's posts:...?

I'd love see someone take a needle and thread, pierce his nipples with the needle,attach the thread through his nipple, and tie the other end to a doorknob. Then slam the door and rip the fatty tissue right out. Kinda like pulling a loose tooth out with the thread, only with him it would be a makeshift gyno surgery. Just slice and tie, rip and pull, nice and fast, watch the blood and fat ooze out...just ooze out...

or how about this one:

sadly yes...his man boobs are quite protusive...kinda makes u wonder how many staples it would take to keep his puffy nipples flat

Eryanb: will you be attending this?  April 15th, Tuesday: Miguel Garcia-Garibay (UCLA) will present a lecture entitled "Challenges and Strategies in the Design, Fabrication and Testing of Molecular Compasses, Gyroscopes, and other Artificial Molecular Machinery." Room 10 (Otto Maass), 1:00-2:00 PM.

maybe this one is the one your refering to:

Eryanb just reminding you again about this lecture at your school.
April 15th, Tuesday: Miguel Garcia-Garibay (UCLA) will present a lecture entitled "Challenges and Strategies in the Design, Fabrication and Testing of Molecular Compasses, Gyroscopes, and other Artificial Molecular Machinery." Room 10 (Otto Maass), 1:00-2:00 PM.


Will you be bringing along a protein shake to the lecture?
And will you be taping your man boobs under your shirt so they dont stick out?


funny how now he's kissing your ass, huh?

apologies don't cut it, eryan.

not from him- not by along shot.

Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: no one on May 04, 2008, 11:18:06 PM
another doozy for the collection.

this guy has some serious mental issues.

His name is eryanb
he goes to mcgill university and is a chemistry student
he claims to be 9% bodyfat
he enjoys taking photos w/ snakes around his neck
likes to work out and take photos of himself for his bodyspace page
 is a closet homosexual who makes fantasy gay profiles for Epic Monster
would love to see someone take a razor blade and cut around his ariolas to remove the fatty deposists in his man boobs
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: no one on May 04, 2008, 11:21:22 PM

god, now that you look at these posts when they are not all juggled up in the thread, boy has some esplin'n to do.

it would be cool to hook a pair of spark plugs to no ones man boobs, and connect him to a generator of sorts. Then flip the switch and let him roast...see all that fat drip down his body...burn baby burn...
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: TheTerrifyer on May 04, 2008, 11:24:34 PM
That fellow seems rather infatuated with men's breasts.

god, now that you look at these posts when they are not all juggled up in the thread, boy has some esplin'n to do.

Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: no one on May 04, 2008, 11:24:48 PM
last one, but this one is to end it all on a good note for you eryan, and it's true.

why would i say that about him?

i don't get it. do you find some kind of enjoyment in putting down a guy who obviously has worked quite hard at losing alot of weight? i' m sure he looks better than you, and know he looks better than pedomonium.

no, i'm not going to say he's a 'pathetic looking piece of lard'. what has he ever done to me? anyone i run into the ground in this thread i do so because they deserve it in some form another, either in past dealings with myself, or other members.

if anything i'd prolly tell the guy if i could i think he's doing a great job and to keep at it.

Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: erb326 on May 04, 2008, 11:24:58 PM
I have to say after reading through that for a few minutes I would be like "is anybody around here smarter than a fifth grader?"

Then I saw a little beam of light, the sound of a reasoning, functioning mind, shining the way in an enormous stupid storm:


just to be a voice of reason, if it can be proven that no one != eryanb, this thread should get scrapped. it's EXTREMELY unfair to some random guy on another board to get shitcanned like this because he's supposedly another.

even looking at their posting styles, it does seem to me that no one isn't this RB guy. after all, no one managed to point out a show another poster had competed in (i forget who, almightyronald maybe?) and mentioned that he had entered the same show but got sick and dropped out. RB looks like some random guy who just posts.

Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: no one on May 04, 2008, 11:27:41 PM
I have to say after reading through that for a few minutes I would be like "is anybody around here smarter than a fifth grader?"

Then I saw a little beam of light, the sound of a reasoning, functioning mind, shining the way in an enormous stupid storm:



magoo is a rarity on this forum-

he's not stupid, that's for sure..

Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: erb326 on May 04, 2008, 11:42:47 PM
i wonder if ryan has classes on fridays at mcgill university ???

it would be cool to slice no ones large belly open and remove his fatty tissue...just slice right around his navel...nice and deep

Real Name:     Ryan
Sex:    Male
Age:    28
Location:    Canada
Occupation:    Chemistry (PhD student)
Personal Website:    
Gym:    McGill Athletics Center and My House

And here is the guy who actually went as far as to suggest he was coming to my school to see me.

Ha! McGill is a nice campus and right in Montreal - walking distance to lots of great pubs. Hell, I might just take in this lecture. Thanks for the heads-up Diogenes.  :D
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: Dballn247 on May 05, 2008, 12:31:50 AM
anyone who pulls that shit should be insta-banned.

To a certain extent.  If random poster is dumb enough to lets say use his work email address and not mark it private in his profile...... He's got it coming. 

Matches = Burn
Bull = Horns
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: no one on May 05, 2008, 01:08:13 AM
To a certain extent.  If random poster is dumb enough to lets say use his work email address and not mark it private in his profile...... He's got it coming. 

Matches = Burn
Bull = Horns

yeah, everyone deserves death threats for having a public email address.

do you think before you type, cagefighter, or do you make this shit up as you go along?
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: @Brandon on May 05, 2008, 01:56:45 AM
At least some creepy and dumb posters were exposed in the No one thread.

Ganging up against some poor random guy, typical getbig style escalating the harassment all the way
to encouraging each other knifing the poor victim.

Those people, the plague of internet forums, should be singled out and their IP, home, and work address should be
posted.

Like they do with convicted pedophiles, warning the neighbours when the pedo move in to a house.
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: Stark on May 05, 2008, 02:11:59 AM
I would like to apologize to EryanB for posting things about him on here.

I realize now they were stupid and not even remotely funny.

At no time did I mean harm towards him and I would never wish any violence towards him.

I would ask a moderator to please ban me and to delete the thread(no one is literally a no one).

Eryan B-I wish you the best of luck in your weight loss goals.

First rule at getbig is never to apologize for nothing, its a sign of weakness, should the need to apologize be to overwhelming us the PM system.

Hope this helps
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: dr.chimps on May 05, 2008, 05:13:02 AM

By this time next year I'll be a 5th year PhD in synthetic chemistry squatting over 500lbs, and weighing over 220 at 9% b.f.
Holy smokes. Maybe there's no Nobel prize in your future, as well. My dad taught chem for 35 years and I can still hear him grumbling over one of his students who decided to take a 4th year to finish his doc. And with budget crunches, etc. these days I can't imagine that someone in the dep't hasn't had a quiet word with you to hurry the 'eff up.  ;)
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: Epic_Monster on May 05, 2008, 05:19:20 AM
Please play this as you listen to this thread!! ::)

Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: Kwon on May 05, 2008, 06:38:20 AM
Eryan B, good of you to explain that you weren't hiding behind the "no one"-gimmick.

Many thanks for that.

Also, keep up the good work, someday you will get there.

You have done well so far, going from your first stage to the present.

Commendable!
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: erb326 on May 05, 2008, 08:03:50 AM
Holy smokes. Maybe there's no Nobel prize in your future, as well. My dad taught chem for 35 years and I can still hear him grumbling over one of his students who decided to take a 4th year to finish his doc. And with budget crunches, etc. these days I can't imagine that someone in the dep't hasn't had a quiet word with you to hurry the 'eff up.  ;)

Your fathers student must have been a tool since usually the professors have the opposite attitude. We usually suck in our first year, but by our 5th year we are experts at all the techniques and 10X more productive. Considering I have may salary covered entirely by the NSERC scholarship I'm also free labour. So my boss would be a fool to want me out in 4 years. Finishing in 4 years is extremely rare and not necessarily a good thing.

About a Nobel prize...no I have no hopes of ever getting one of those. I have no wish to be a professor and guys in industry get no recognition because everything is proprietary and top secret.

Also your story is BS unless you live in Europe. Only Europeans have a 3 year PhD and in North America we call them "baby PhD's." They almost always have to do extra training as Post Docs before they get a real job in North America.
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: erb326 on May 05, 2008, 08:12:48 AM
Holy smokes. Maybe there's no Nobel prize in your future, as well. My dad taught chem for 35 years and I can still hear him grumbling over one of his students who decided to take a 4th year to finish his doc. And with budget crunches, etc. these days I can't imagine that someone in the dep't hasn't had a quiet word with you to hurry the 'eff up.  ;)

By the way man, while lamp was the only one to go as far as death threats, you were the only one to go as far as to publicly confirm that you were seriously considering following through (proved in the quote I just put up).

E-stalking is nearly as lame as being a pedophile. You should try to book a psychologist/therapist if you can afford it.

Hope that helps.

Ha! McGill is a nice campus and right in Montreal - walking distance to lots of great pubs. Hell, I might just take in this lecture. Thanks for the heads-up Diogenes.  :D
RB
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: Lamplighterx on May 05, 2008, 08:14:47 AM
i once again apologize for my remarks...they were never meant to be taken seriously...i should have have never posted them

eryan...i mean no harm
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: no one on May 05, 2008, 08:29:02 AM
Please play this as you listen to this thread!! ::)



hey pencil- what's it like to look like the boards biggest douchbag?

and seriously, what about these ears, dumbo-

if you are 160 pounds then 30 of it must be ear mass.

nice work, primate.

(and by the way, you don't listen to a thread you read it. fuck you're dumb, eh?)

(http://www.primates.com/chimps/chimpanzee-picture.jpg)

Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: dr.chimps on May 05, 2008, 02:53:49 PM
By the way man, while lamp was the only one to go as far as death threats, you were the only one to go as far as to publicly confirm that you were seriously considering following through (proved in the quote I just put up).

E-stalking is nearly as lame as being a pedophile. You should try to book a psychologist/therapist if you can afford it.

Hope that helps.
RB
Haha. You're an idiot. McGill is a nice campus and there are lots of good nearby pubs. In fact, Montreal is probably my favourite Canadian city because you can walk around it, as opposed to cities like TO. If you want to infer that there is a threat in that you go right ahead and get as theatrical as you want. Getbig is just the place for actors who like to chew up scenery and emote, Nancy. ::)

/5 years for an arts phd - that's pushing it. a science one, particularly a hard science  - not a chance. adding post-doc and all that, yes. 
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: erb326 on May 05, 2008, 03:42:45 PM
Haha. You're an idiot. McGill is a nice campus and there are lots of good nearby pubs. In fact, Montreal is probably my favourite Canadian city because you can walk around it, as opposed to cities like TO. If you want to infer that there is a threat in that you go right ahead and get as theatrical as you want. Getbig is just the place for actors who like to chew up scenery and emote, Nancy. ::)

/5 years for an arts phd - that's pushing it. a science one, particularly a hard science  - not a chance. adding post-doc and all that, yes. 


I know people are dumb around here man, but I doubt you're fooling anybody.

You said this:
Ha! McGill is a nice campus and right in Montreal - walking distance to lots of great pubs. Hell, I might just take in this lecture. Thanks for the heads-up Diogenes.  :D

Immediately after lamp said I might be there. Why would you "take in a lecture" in my department? Thats a threat. And why would you say "thanks for the heads up"? The only heads up given was that I could be there.

About this other petty crap you're harping about. Considering NSERC of Canada and NRC of USA both provide full scholarships for 5 years to PhD students in physical sciences and these are the top scholarships in North America only given to the very top students, I'd say it is standard to do a 5 year PhD. Many of my colleagues who were finishing when I started took over five years and are now at Stanford, MIT, ect doing post-docs.

and actually Chemistry is considered FAST. In biochemistry it is not uncommon to do a 6-7 year PhD and a 3 year post-doc.  From your post I see you obviously don't know what you're talking about. Most universities post on their sites that a PhD is 4 years, but nobody ever does it in that much time. I know only one guy doing it in 4, but he is getting out fast because he already had a Masters at another university when he started. Most of us go directly into our PhD's from our B.Sc. these days. So the program is MINIMUM 5 years.

Stop making an even bigger idiot of yourself man. Just let this go.
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: Epic_Monster on May 05, 2008, 05:38:20 PM
Hello no one!! Since your not Eryan b were are your pics? ::)

(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i208/jel2w/0503081817a-1.jpg)
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i208/jel2w/mephone-1.jpg)
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i208/jel2w/0329081959a.jpg)
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i208/jel2w/0329081959-1-1.jpg)
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: Epic_Monster on May 05, 2008, 05:44:37 PM
Just hold on brothers just hold on!

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Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: Azn Muscle on May 05, 2008, 06:26:32 PM
Hello no one!! Since your not Eryan b were are your pics?

(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i208/jel2w/0503081817a-1.jpg)
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i208/jel2w/mephone-1.jpg)
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i208/jel2w/0329081959a.jpg)
(http://i73.photobucket.com/albums/i208/jel2w/0329081959-1-1.jpg)

Hey bro not to side track but what are your stats?  Lookin pretty shredded in those pics!  Anyway I thought eryan b from his pics made an amazing transformation despite what all the other keyboard warriors said.  Keep up the good work you guys.
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: chaos on May 05, 2008, 08:05:32 PM
Three pages of kissing this guys ass because he's pissed he got ragged on?

WTF is getbig coming to?

Apologies are for pussies, anyone who has apologized should tuck their little peepees back between their legs and put on some lipstick, bitches.

It's the fucking internet, you douchebags.


Move on!!




And Magoo is a hell of a guy, even if he occasionally prefers the company of men.  ;D
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: erb326 on May 05, 2008, 09:15:05 PM
Three pages of kissing this guys ass because he's pissed he got ragged on?

WTF is getbig coming to?

Apologies are for pussies, anyone who has apologized should tuck their little peepees back between their legs and put on some lipstick, bitches.

It's the fucking internet, you douchebags.


Move on!!





And Magoo is a hell of a guy, even if he occasionally prefers the company of men.  ;D

Man I let this go on for well over a month after I noticed it without giving a shit or even bothering to log on to getbig.

It was when guys starting making it personal that I got involved.

I didn't make any work e-mail public as somebody has suggested. Lamp literally took vague information available on my bodyspace (that I go to Mcgill and work as a chemist) then did his own investigation and searched the McGill Chemistry Department website for scheduled seminars then went ahead and posted exact times, locations and dates.

This was followed by posts about cutting me open (not followed by "just joking" or anything like that). The other members like Dr. Chimp saying "Thanks for the heads up, I think I'll attend that lecture."

So you can say "its the fucking internet, move on," but I doubt you would be so casual if I posted your home address publicly on this forum and said with total seriousness that I would enjoy cutting your stomach open.

Just the "fucking internet"? Would you call some guy that is pissing you off and leave a message on his answering machine saying your going to kill him? I don't think so because you would end up arrested. Well posting it on the internet is the same thing, but even worse because he is encouraging a large number of other angry guys. Look how fast Dr. Chimp jumped on board there!

Lamp apologizing is actually the intelligent move at this point, since otherwise it would still have been an open threat.
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: MisterMagoo on May 05, 2008, 09:17:31 PM
And Magoo is a hell of a guy, even if he occasionally prefers the company of men.  ;D

at least there's one thing everyone in this thread can agree on.  ;D
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: candidizzle on May 05, 2008, 09:20:51 PM
I am a pussy.
fixed it for ya
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: chaos on May 05, 2008, 09:23:17 PM
Man I let this go on for well over a month after I noticed it without giving a shit or even bothering to log on to getbig.

It was when guys starting making it personal that I got involved.

I didn't make any work e-mail public as somebody has suggested. Lamp literally took vague information available on my bodyspace (that I go to Mcgill and work as a chemist) then did his own investigation and searched the McGill Chemistry Department website for scheduled seminars then went ahead and posted exact times, locations and dates.

This was followed by posts about cutting me open (not followed by "just joking" or anything like that). The other members like Dr. Chimp saying "Thanks for the heads up, I think I'll attend that lecture."

So you can say "its the fucking internet, move on," but I doubt you would be so casual if I posted your home address publicly on this forum and said with total seriousness that I would enjoy cutting your stomach open.

Just the "fucking internet"? Would you call some guy that is pissing you off and leave a message on his answering machine saying your going to kill him? I don't think so because you would end up arrested. Well posting it on the internet is the same thing, but even worse because he is encouraging a large number of other angry guys. Look how fast Dr. Chimp jumped on board there!

Lamp apologizing is actually the intelligent move at this point, since otherwise it would still have been an open threat.
Settle down chubs, it's just the internet. And you didn't let this go for a month, I saw the thread on the other site where you were whining like a girl because you tried to sign up and they wouldn't confirm you. I could give a shit less about those guys apologizing to you, I think that's lame.

You can cry about people making idle threats online all day long, big deal, you think I haven't had my share of threats? ha, I get threats all the time of an asskicking, everyone know where I train, has one person showed up to do it? Never.

So settle down, get some hot cocoa and a blankie, and have your mommy read you some Little Red Riding Hood. :-*



Who posted your home address? I thought it was just your school.
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: chaos on May 05, 2008, 09:24:50 PM
fixed it for ya
hahaha Funniest post you've ever made.
at least there's one thing everyone in this thread can agree on.  ;D
You are a hell of a nice guy, for a rumpranger. ;D
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: MisterMagoo on May 05, 2008, 09:29:44 PM
You are a hell of a nice guy, for a rumpranger. ;D

jeezus, settle down. what do you want to make out or something?  >:(
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: benz on May 05, 2008, 09:29:59 PM
did i miss anything? Why lamp is apologing? what happened?
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: chaos on May 05, 2008, 09:34:46 PM
jeezus, settle down. what do you want to make out or something?  >:(
:-*  :P
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: no one on May 05, 2008, 11:00:29 PM
Hello no one!! Since your not Eryan b were are your pics? ::)

what's wrong, pencil?

let me guess- as a child you were heavily mocked an ridiculed for having abnormally large ears. you became very self conscious and insecure.

in order to offset these inadequacies, you resort to posting half naked pictures of yourself to other men in order to find acceptance and hopefully a life-mate.

in displaying a less than MASSIVE 160 pound physique that most female figure competitors would laugh at and ridicule for being tiny in comparison, your efforts somewhat smack of faggotry, which not surprisingly suits you well.

good work, big ears.



Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: Dballn247 on May 06, 2008, 08:13:00 PM
yeah, everyone deserves death threats for having a public email address.

do you think before you type, cagefighter, or do you make this shit up as you go along?

Please find one thread where I said I was a cagefighter and link it. Practicing BJJ does not equal cagefighter.  Just like working out does not make you a BB. I've owned you once with the same scenario and you FAILED.

Hang it up.  You suck at the internet.
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: no one on May 06, 2008, 10:49:30 PM
Please find one thread where I said I was a cagefighter and link it. Practicing BJJ does not equal cagefighter.  Just like working out does not make you a BB. I've owned you once with the same scenario and you FAILED.

Hang it up.  You suck at the internet.

sure, cagefighter.

i'm sure you think there's nothing better than rolling around on the ground with other sweaty massively built 155 pounders like yourself.

the only thing you own is a 40 inch chest.
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: emn1964 on May 07, 2008, 08:34:27 AM
online lawsuits over message board drama aren't something to worry about if the person you're bashing is a public figure.

an interesting question... by putting one's pics and info up on BBing.com or another message board's progress section, are you making yourself a 'public figure'?

It would be interesting to hear our legal minds weigh in.

Here's the deal with defamation.  If a person puts up a pic, you can call them fat, ugly, skinny fat, epic 12 inch arms, spilt over, etc and comment on their physique.  What you cannot do is comment on things that would affect their character such as calling them a pedo, alleging that they committed a crime, such as buggery, or even calling them a fagggg, UNLESS you have a reasonable belief that what you are saying is true.
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: no one on May 07, 2008, 09:57:31 AM
Here's the deal with defamation.  If a person puts up a pic, you can call them fat, ugly, skinny fat, epic 12 inch arms, spilt over, etc and comment on their physique.  What you cannot do is comment on things that would affect their character such as calling them a pedo, alleging that they committed a crime, such as buggery, or even calling them a fagggg, UNLESS you have a reasonable belief that what you are saying is true.

so, it's ok to say i think epic_pencil is a homo and that he and dballin24/7 are life partners?
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: chaos on May 07, 2008, 10:56:21 AM
so, it's ok to say i think epic_pencil is a homo and that he and dballin24/7 are life partners?
And your reasonable belief would be???? Because you masturbate to the thought of them tagteaming you doesn't make it true.


Hope this helps.
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: no one on May 07, 2008, 11:38:48 AM
And your reasonable belief would be???? Because you masturbate to the thought of them tagteaming you doesn't make it true.


Hope this helps.


tell us, conehead, why milos won't talk to you at kolliseum. why others say you reek of body odor. you have a reputation there for being rather unclean and smelling less than pleasant.

listen, it's ok to be poor- ask squadfather, he'll tell you. but to ignore your hygiene is just wrong. a bar of soap costs less than a dollar for fuck sakes.



Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: Banner on May 07, 2008, 11:57:22 AM
Since death threats were made along with references to the location of my work I decided there were some things I could and should do.

I called "no one" an asshole on another forum because he could have proved any time I'm not him by doing a screenshot of his IP address. Also I suspect he is the main one responsible for all this. Since Jason seemed pretty convinced "no one" is me, "no one" himself must have PM'd Jason and fooled him.

Jason in turn fooled all you other guys. So in short an asshole made an idiot of a fool and the fool made much bigger idiots of even simpler folk. I just did a speed scan of that thread for the gist of it and see that there was only about 2-3 guys with a minimum average level IQ that allowed for the question: "How do we know this eryanb is actually "no one"?" Simple question, but too much for most of the guys here.

But we got guys like Epic here who "know" it is me. LOL. That is some stellar critical thinking man. I don't see any Nobel prizes in your future! I mean just a rudimentary investigation would lead even a 10 year old to the conclusion that we can't be the same people. I shouldn't even have to point out the glaringly obvious clues. I see one guy pointing out that we both use sentences, spaces, ect. I had a good laugh at that. Most grown adults would look at things like diction patterns, style, tone, ect. and be able to tell within minutes that we are not the same people.

I've already PM'd one of the moderators asking to publicly verify on the other thread that "no one" does not have an IP address in Montreal. I'm pretty sure this is allowed as it will not violate "no ones" privacy. I think even Epic has a big enough brain to understand that it is proven that I live in Montreal. So it is going to be rather simple to prove that I am not "no one," this is not rocket science.

Now a summary of the main ideas in that thread: (1) I was really fat. I'm still quite fat.

Am I crushed? Well no, I thought the whole thing was a joke and wasn't even going to do anything until I saw some guys were so worked up and obsessed they were talking about coming to seminars I attend at my school and slicing me open.

Was I burned by all the criticism? Well no because here are the facts.

(1) I'm two years away from having my PhD and a sweet job at a major pharmaceutical company earning 6 figures to create new drugs to save peoples lives.

(2) I got fat from sitting at a desk with my nose in textbooks for 8 years. In just over a year I've already eradicated over 40lbs of that that fat and put on 30lbs of lean body mass at the same time naturally.

By this time next year I'll be a 5th year PhD in synthetic chemistry squatting over 500lbs, and weighing over 220 at 9% b.f.

By this time in two years? You get the idea. Any smuck can throw on a pile of muscle and get ripped in 2-3 years, but how many people can get the best scholarships in their country and work as professionals in any company of their choosing when they graduate?
 
You guys on the other hand are all so god awful stupid you've been publicly made fools by some random anonymous Internet troll. I mean the whole bait and then put the heat on a random guy trick is so predictable (see that shit on bb.com all the time)....you guys are total fools. Also what kind of people are so god dammed pathetic they have literally thousands of posts squabbling with anonymous Internet trolls online.

I mean Epic actually just bumped that thread!.............I'm sorry buddy but there is a cure for fatness, but no cure for stupidity...so the joke is ultimately on you!
 




People with post counts under 100 should not post on Getbig.



You have been warned.....

Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: chaos on May 07, 2008, 12:18:24 PM

tell us, conehead, why milos won't talk to you at kolliseum. why others say you reek of body odor. you have a reputation there for being rather unclean and smelling less than pleasant.

listen, it's ok to be poor- ask squadfather, he'll tell you. but to ignore your hygiene is just wrong. a bar of soap costs less than a dollar for fuck sakes.




Right after you tell us why you always post a morphed pic of me. Are you obsessed with me? Seems so. As far as my hygeine is concerned, I have never had a problem talking to or associating with anyone in the gym, Milos included.

Speaking of being poor, would you send me your address so I can send you one of my old digital cameras? That way you can post a picture of yourself and show us all what a beast you are.
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: no one on May 07, 2008, 12:22:02 PM
Right after you tell us why you always post a morphed pic of me. Are you obsessed with me? Seems so. As far as my hygeine is concerned, I have never had a problem talking to or associating with anyone in the gym, Milos included.

Speaking of being poor, would you send me your address so I can send you one of my old digital cameras? That way you can post a picture of yourself and show us all what a beast you are.

actually stupid, that is the first time i have ever posted a pic of you.

glad to hear it had the desired effect, puppet.
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: chaos on May 07, 2008, 12:23:31 PM
actually stupid, that is the first time i have ever posted a pic of you.

glad to hear it had the desired effect, puppet.
I got your puppet hanging right here, buddy.


So why don't you post a pic of yourself? Squadfather isn't here to destroy you....
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: Zaphod on May 07, 2008, 12:23:38 PM
actually stupid, that is the first time i have ever posted a pic of you.

glad to hear it had the desired effect, puppet.

All you ever do is cry and bitch and moan like a gay little baby girl.  :'(
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: chaos on May 07, 2008, 12:28:45 PM
All you ever do is cry and bitch and moan like a gay little baby girl.  :'(
Careful Zaphod, he'll make up a story about how much you smell.... ::)
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: no one on May 07, 2008, 01:07:04 PM
Careful Zaphod, he'll make up a story about how much you smell.... ::)

keep talking, joe dirt.

HAHAHA I actually know people that know chaos from milos' gym. apparently he is known as being weird and smelling bad. milos finds him irritating as he trys to be friends with him and interupts his workouts. the guy is a guy who everyone laughs at and milos hates yet the guy worships milos.


so chaos if your married does your wife know that you were threatened by a guy for constantly staring at his girlfriend and that you backed down and apologized?

also, use some odor eaters in your training shoes.

the sad thing for chaos is that he really doesnt realise that he does smell bad and people all comment on it at his gym. even the people he pathetically thinks like him.
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: chester_bbb on May 07, 2008, 01:15:26 PM
Right after you tell us why you always post a morphed pic of me. Are you obsessed with me? Seems so. As far as my hygeine is concerned, I have never had a problem talking to or associating with anyone in the gym, Milos included.

Speaking of being poor, would you send me your address so I can send you one of my old digital cameras? That way you can post a picture of yourself and show us all what a beast you are.

You are one fat fucker. You actually look like you smell of ass.
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: emn1964 on May 07, 2008, 01:17:29 PM
Are we all sure that the kid that is posting as EryanB in this thread is really him?  To prove it I think he should post up a new picture, maybe with his snake wrapped around his neck and holding a sign that says "I am the guy that everyone on Getbig thinks is No One"
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: chaos on May 07, 2008, 01:26:17 PM
You are one fat fucker. You actually look like you smell of ass.
And you are?????????
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: chester_bbb on May 07, 2008, 01:31:54 PM
And you are?????????

Who are you??? ???
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: chaos on May 07, 2008, 01:39:57 PM
Who are you??? ???
Your mothers fling for the night.
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: no one on May 07, 2008, 01:50:42 PM
You are one fat fucker. You actually look like you smell of ass.

true.

how else can you weigh 270 yet only deadlift 500 for 2 reps?

it isn't lean tissue he's carrying but adipose around his midsection as you can see the roll around his back in his imfamous welfare 'thumbs up' pose.

he's strong- in odor- but thats about it.

(http://ww1.prweb.com/prfiles/2007/04/27/522475/DrStinkSays400x400.jpg)
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: Epic_Monster on May 07, 2008, 03:45:25 PM
so, it's ok to say i think epic_pencil is a homo and that he and dballin24/7 are life partners?

You must be gay? That's all you ever speak of. You even like to have fantasies by creating fake gay profiles. Seriously dude you could be gay. Hope this helps! :D
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: no one on May 07, 2008, 04:29:44 PM
You must be gay? That's all you ever speak of. You even like to have fantasies by creating fake gay profiles. Seriously dude you could be gay. Hope this helps! :D

just because i got your mom in the bum does not make me gay.

however, the fact you end all your sentences in exclamation points, and don't deny enjoying the company of other men does not bode well in your case.
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: Epic_Monster on May 07, 2008, 06:49:20 PM
just because i got your mom in the bum does not make me gay.

however, the fact you end all your sentences in exclamation points, and don't deny enjoying the company of other men does not bode well in your case.

I'm Teflon to your whack insults! 8)
Title: Re: Public apology to EryanB
Post by: chester_bbb on May 08, 2008, 06:19:39 AM
Your mothers fling for the night.

She's not into stinky.