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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Kegdrainer on June 02, 2008, 04:10:06 PM
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So there I am yesterday at the Wegman's supermarket where i usually shop...and i'm cruising the parking lot looking for a spot. Sunday at 6pm is probably the worst time to shop there and their parking lot is seriously undersized for the amount of customers they have. So I'm about to pull into a spot and some dickhead on a bike screeches to a halt in front of me and the 110 pound crackhead rider drops his half filled garbage bag of soda cans that he obviously spent all day collecting to fund his drug habit. He's cursing at me and I lay on the horn to get his shit out of my way so I can park and he kicks the front of my car. I got out of my car and grabbed his bike and threw it into one of the cart return corrals. Then I go back to my car and he's reaching in his pocket and walkin towards me. So he pulls out a knife and before he can even raise it I grabbed his wrist and stuffed it in my car door and slammed it about 4 times. He dropped the knife and his shit was definitely broken. Then I picked him up by his shirt and belt and threw him into the cart corral on top of his bike. There were about a dozen people loading shit into their cars and someone must have seen the shit going down because the supermarket security guys came running out to see what was happening. Crackhead is trying to get up and i'm laughing my ass off. The security guys are like what the fuck, and I told them what happened and then 2 cop cars show up. The cops take crackhead guy and stuff him in the car, bag the knife, and ask me if I want to press charges. I'm just laughing and shit told them that I think he suffered enough and I just wanted to go shopping. At this point the store manager on duty is out there in the parking lot too and gave me a $25 gift card for my troubles. Shit, thats like 15 pounds of chicken breast for free. :)
Which brings me to my next question. What does food cost at your local grocery?
Boneless skinless chicken breast is 1.79 on sale, usually 1.99 for bulk pack.
Skim milk : 2.39/gallon
Chunk light in water: .69 per can
cottage cheese: 2.99/ 24 oz
grade a large eggs: 1.29/ doz
apples: 1.49/lb
bananas: .69/ lb
plain yogurt: 2.99/ qt
ground beef 90% lean: 2.79/ lb for bulk pack
quick oats: .79/lb
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horrible thread
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i didnt ask for your opinion mr. thread nazi, I asked what shit costs at your local grocery.
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i didnt ask for your opinion mr. thread nazi, I asked what shit costs at your local grocery.
Watch your mouth.
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i'm not sure which is the bigger lie: that you did any of that or that you buy food that's remotely healthy. the last pictures you deigned to put up proved why you call yourself "kegdrainer".
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sorry magoo, some of us have to buy food to eat instead of sucking protein out of men's cocks for free in the steam room of the YMCA like you.
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did you pick up a 3768lb boulder that you grabbed while landscaping and throw it at him?
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I prefer the story about you kicking the two guys' asses that showed up at your front door. :-\ :D
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sorry magoo, some of us have to buy food to eat instead of sucking protein out of men's cocks for free in the steam room of the YMCA like you.
yep, just like i thought. i mean, honestly, if you want to prove me wrong and put up a shot that's better than your old ones i'm 100% genuine that i'll eat my words above. no flame, just being honest here that those old pics of yours looked like all you eat is captain crunch and mini-donuts.
i mean, you're eating that well and apparently Uber-Badass, so it shouldn't be much to prove at least part of that, right?
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yep, just like i thought. i mean, honestly, if you want to prove me wrong and put up a shot that's better than your old ones i'm 100% genuine that i'll eat my words above. no flame, just being honest here that those old pics of yours looked like all you eat is captain crunch and mini-donuts.
i mean, you're eating that well and apparently Uber-Badass, so it shouldn't be much to prove at least part of that, right?
I don't even like doughnuts. Even in my old pics where I hadn't trained (or walked) in over 2 months I'm still bigger than most of the toolboxes that post here. I'll get some camera batteries and post some of my meals for you
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I always have to fight for the bargains when shopping 8)
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So there I am yesterday at the Wegman's supermarket where i usually shop...and i'm cruising the parking lot looking for a spot. Sunday at 6pm is probably the worst time to shop there and their parking lot is seriously undersized for the amount of customers they have. So I'm about to pull into a spot and some dickhead on a bike screeches to a halt in front of me and the 110 pound crackhead rider drops his half filled garbage bag of soda cans that he obviously spent all day collecting to fund his drug habit. He's cursing at me and I lay on the horn to get his shit out of my way so I can park and he kicks the front of my car. I got out of my car and grabbed his bike and threw it into one of the cart return corrals. Then I go back to my car and he's reaching in his pocket and walkin towards me. So he pulls out a knife and before he can even raise it I grabbed his wrist and stuffed it in my car door and slammed it about 4 times. He dropped the knife and his shit was definitely broken. Then I picked him up by his shirt and belt and threw him into the cart corral on top of his bike. There were about a dozen people loading shit into their cars and someone must have seen the shit going down because the supermarket security guys came running out to see what was happening. Crackhead is trying to get up and i'm laughing my ass off. The security guys are like what the fuck, and I told them what happened and then 2 cop cars show up. The cops take crackhead guy and stuff him in the car, bag the knife, and ask me if I want to press charges. I'm just laughing and shit told them that I think he suffered enough and I just wanted to go shopping. At this point the store manager on duty is out there in the parking lot too and gave me a $25 gift card for my troubles. Shit, thats like 15 pounds of chicken breast for free. :)
Which brings me to my next question. What does food cost at your local grocery?
Boneless skinless chicken breast is 1.79 on sale, usually 1.99 for bulk pack.
Skim milk : 2.39/gallon
Chunk light in water: .69 per can
cottage cheese: 2.99/ 24 oz
grade a large eggs: 1.29/ doz
apples: 1.49/lb
bananas: .69/ lb
plain yogurt: 2.99/ qt
ground beef 90% lean: 2.79/ lb for bulk pack
quick oats: .79/lb
hahahah yes, we need more stories like this on here especially now that the great squadfather is gone (peace be upon him).
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I don't even like doughnuts. Even in my old pics where I hadn't trained (or walked) in over 2 months I'm still bigger than most of the toolboxes that post here. I'll get some camera batteries and post some of my meals for you
you're going to post pictures of your meal, but nothing of you. if that doesn't prove everything i just said, i don't know what will.
"look, here's what i eat, here's where i lift, here's my supplements, and here's my body fat calipers! the pics prove i'm not lying!"
"yeah, but what do you actually look like?"
"shut up homo!!!"
::)
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you're going to post pictures of your meal, but nothing of you. if that doesn't prove everything i just said, i don't know what will.
"look, here's what i eat, here's where i lift, here's my supplements, and here's my body fat calipers! the pics prove i'm not lying!"
"yeah, but what do you actually look like?"
"shut up homo!!!"
::)
And yes Magoo.....he actually said his camera needs batteries.
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I don't even like doughnuts. Even in my old pics where I hadn't trained (or walked) in over 2 months I'm still bigger than most of the toolboxes that post here. I'll get some camera batteries and post some of my meals for you
Please tell me you did not say your camera needs batteries.
Dude we've seen what you look like, and you look completely awful. Stop with the bullshit stories.
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LOL. That skinny methhead had it coming. Good job.
P.S. please pick me up some captain crunch and doughnuts. Im on a trey brewer plan.
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And yes Magoo.....he actually said his camera needs batteries.
ill be sure and take a pic of my dead batteries just for you once i get new batteries.
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And yes Magoo.....he actually said his camera needs batteries.
wow dude. i didn't even see that part. i can't remember the last time i owned a camera that needed me to buy batteries. 2001 maybe? earlier? how much does a cheap digital camera cost these days? $50 or so?
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i have a kodak ditital camera that was maybe $130 bucks last year. It takes batteries. Most cameras take batteries. I do not have rechargable batteries. I don't really need to take pics that often so it's not really high on my priority list. Sorry if my technology does not meet with your standards.
So wheres your pics?
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i have a kodak ditital camera that was maybe $130 bucks last year. It takes batteries. Most cameras take batteries. I do not have rechargable batteries. I don't really need to take pics that often so it's not really high on my priority list. Sorry if my technology does not meet with your standards.
So wheres your pics?
I think his pics are somewhere on here or even Muscle Mayhem. Isn't this the same Magoo that spent some time in a mental ward? If it is the same person than his pics are on here...of course they are of him in some scrubs, but pics nonetheless.
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And yes Magoo.....he actually said his camera needs batteries.
yeah he wasted em all on his vibrator.
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ill be sure and take a pic of my dead batteries just for you once i get new batteries.
Hahahahaahahahaahahaahah aahaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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found em
(http://www.getbig.com/boards/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=200311.0;attach=233249;image)
wow bro you're a fuckin monster! ::)
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ill be sure and take a pic of my dead batteries just for you once i get new batteries.
take some pics of the funeral service too.
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funny thing is, that's the worst pic of me you could find, but while i never said a thing about myself, you're just avoiding putting up a picture of yourself.
anyway, put up a picture that looks better than i do here. go. your turn.
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funny thing is, that's the worst pic of me you could find, but while i never said a thing about myself, you're just avoiding putting up a picture of yourself.
anyway, put up a picture that looks better than i do here. go. your turn.
Magoo looking good and owning the shit out of Cumdrainer at the same time.
Brutal efficiency
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funny thing is, that's the worst pic of me you could find, but while i never said a thing about myself, you're just avoiding putting up a picture of yourself.
anyway, put up a picture that looks better than i do here. go. your turn.
damn impressive. mrmagoos training log should be homework for all you skinny ladies.
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lol what are you 5'4"?
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Magoo looking good and owning the shit out of Cumdrainer at the same time.
Brutal efficiency
hell i'm not even flaming the guy. just saying that, based on his old pictures, the odds of him buying chicken breasts and whatever are pretty low. if he puts up a recent shot to prove me wrong, i'll eat crow and say "hey man, you look good".
instead he'd rather get into a pissing match and start slinging around the angry keyboard-banging. he could just save us all time and say "okay i still look like a ball of lard and i was actually buying bulk bags of swiss cake rolls", but he'd rather keep digging. ::)
damn impressive. mrmagoos training log should be homework for all you skinny ladies.
haha, my log is quickly turning into "wickedtruth lite" with a little of pegg's ideas sprinkled in. now if i could just set my ego aside for once and start doing what i know i should be...
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lol what are you 5'4"?
6'2" and somewhere around 225, actually. a little heavier in that tattoo shot.
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hell i'm not even flaming the guy. just saying that, based on his old pictures, the odds of him buying chicken breasts and whatever are pretty low. if he puts up a recent shot to prove me wrong, i'll eat crow and say "hey man, you look good".
instead he'd rather get into a pissing match and start slinging around the angry keyboard-banging. he could just save us all time and say "okay i still look like a ball of lard and i was actually buying bulk bags of swiss cake rolls", but he'd rather keep digging. ::)
haha, my log is quickly turning into "wickedtruth lite" with a little of pegg's ideas sprinkled in. now if i could just set my ego aside for once and start doing what i know i should be...
Did you know that Drakes doesn't even make Swiss Rolls anymore? I am not happy.
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Did you know that Drakes doesn't even make Swiss Rolls anymore? I am not happy.
really? damn. posting that really got me in the mood for one. i just had a DQ blizzard though, so i should probably lay off the sugar for a while.
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hell i'm not even flaming the guy. just saying that, based on his old pictures, the odds of him buying chicken breasts and whatever are pretty low. if he puts up a recent shot to prove me wrong, i'll eat crow and say "hey man, you look good".
instead he'd rather get into a pissing match and start slinging around the angry keyboard-banging. he could just save us all time and say "okay i still look like a ball of lard and i was actually buying bulk bags of swiss cake rolls", but he'd rather keep digging. ::)
haha, my log is quickly turning into "wickedtruth lite" with a little of pegg's ideas sprinkled in. now if i could just set my ego aside for once and start doing what i know i should be...
your on the right path tho (trainingwise). same thing cant be said of the majority of getbig.
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really? damn. posting that really got me in the mood for one. i just had a DQ blizzard though, so i should probably lay off the sugar for a while.
I just ate 3 ice cream sandwiches
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hell i'm not even flaming the guy. just saying that, based on his old pictures, the odds of him buying chicken breasts and whatever are pretty low. if he puts up a recent shot to prove me wrong, i'll eat crow and say "hey man, you look good".
instead he'd rather get into a pissing match and start slinging around the angry keyboard-banging. he could just save us all time and say "okay i still look like a ball of lard and i was actually buying bulk bags of swiss cake rolls", but he'd rather keep digging. ::)
haha, my log is quickly turning into "wickedtruth lite" with a little of pegg's ideas sprinkled in. now if i could just set my ego aside for once and start doing what i know i should be...
hold on now...did i say i wasnt gonna post anything ??
1. I'm at work and I'm not about to take a gay bathroom mirror pic with my LG enV phone. (although I should just to shut you up)
2. I need to pick up batteries, which I will get around to and take pics...which i need to do anyways to chart my own progress.
You were the one who opened up this can with your mouthy comments, and you're going to say you were wrong when I post them.
By the way, you never answered my original question of what shit costs at your grocery because you were too busy throwing insults.
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hold on now...did i say i wasnt gonna post anything ??
1. I'm at work and I'm not about to take a gay bathroom mirror pic with my LG enV phone. (although I should just to shut you up)
2. I need to pick up batteries, which I will get around to and take pics...which i need to do anyways to chart my own progress.
You were the one who opened up this can with your mouthy comments, and you're going to say you were wrong when I post them.
By the way, you never answered my original question of what shit costs at your grocery because you were too busy throwing insults.
still married to obesity?
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hold on now...did i say i wasnt gonna post anything ??
1. I'm at work and I'm not about to take a gay bathroom mirror pic with my LG enV phone. (although I should just to shut you up)
2. I need to pick up batteries, which I will get around to and take pics...which i need to do anyways to chart my own progress.
You were the one who opened up this can with your mouthy comments, and you're going to say you were wrong when I post them.
By the way, you never answered my original question of what shit costs at your grocery because you were too busy throwing insults.
hey, soon as you put up better pictures, i'll admit i was wrong. no questions asked. if you'll notice, i insulted your old pictures, but not you. you're the one that decided to act the ass and i just laughed because you claim your camera needs "batteries".
by the way, what kind of camera are you using that needs batteries at the store? a fucking kodak 35mm? even a $60 fujifilm camera takes rechargables these days.
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yeah my camera would take rechargable batteries but I don't use them. I use fresh AA's because they tend to last longer. Is that ok with you?
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yeah my camera would take rechargable batteries but I don't use them. I use fresh AA's because they tend to last longer. Is that ok with you?
True. those rechargables suck. Need new ones to last for more than 2 hrs...
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I'm pretty sure Magoo would slap Dickdrainer around with one arm while raping the speedfreak that dickdrainer supposedly fought off for free chicken breast.
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I'm pretty sure Magoo would slap Dickdrainer around with one arm while raping the speedfreak that dickdrainer supposedly fought off for free chicken breast.
sounds to me like you're implying that magoo is gay, and enjoys meth-head browneye.
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sounds to me like you're implying that magoo is gay, and enjoys meth-head browneye.
I think you may be right.... :o
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sounds to me like you're implying that magoo is gay, and enjoys meth-head browneye.
What I'm saying is that Magoo would snatch the Little Debbie from your hand and laugh crumbs in your face.
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yeah my camera would take rechargable batteries but I don't use them. I use fresh AA's because they tend to last longer. Is that ok with you?
i've never seen a camera that will last on AA's longer than about 40 minutes. rechargeables are cheap and easy to find and you never have to buy more. anyway, where's that picture?
I'm pretty sure Magoo would slap Dickdrainer around with one arm while raping the speedfreak that dickdrainer supposedly fought off for free chicken breast.
hahahahha, thanks i think.
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i've never seen a camera that will last on AA's longer than about 40 minutes. rechargeables are cheap and easy to find and you never have to buy more. anyway, where's that picture?
hahahahha, thanks i think.
Just another "lovers quarrel" on GetBig.... :o
Give it a few days guys and then one of you has to apologize and let the healing begin. Remember only time can mend a broken heart. At least you won't have to return the tuxedo before the big dance Kegdrainer.
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when I see threads like this it hammers home the fact that this site needs The Squadfather.
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This is usually where squadfather stepds in and verify's the story
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Owning a supermarket sucks. Everyone buys the milk at the back with the extra 2 days to expiration. Kids steal the vanilla essence trying to get drunk. "Will this Brie harm my baby?" Don't even get me started about the guy who snaps the butts off the asparagus.
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just for the haters, i dont have batteries yet but I did break down and bust out the LG enV in the bathroom. This is at 265...and i can squeeze into size 34 pants and a 52 jacket. If i dropped to 225...shit thats like 40 lbs i would probably look beach ready. We'll see how the summer goes but i don't wanna lose too much mass I like where Im at size wise.
(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b202/kegdrainer/kegdr1.jpg)
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just for the haters, i dont have batteries yet but I did break down and bust out the LG enV in the bathroom. This is at 265...and i can squeeze into size 34 pants and a 52 jacket. If i dropped to 225...shit thats like 40 lbs i would probably look beach ready. We'll see how the summer goes but i don't wanna lose too much mass I like where Im at size wise.
(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b202/kegdrainer/kegdr1.jpg)
Let me be the first to call absolute bullshit on all of your stats. :D
Unless you are 7 feet tall, NO WAY you are 265 in that pic.
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Let me be the first to call absolute bullshit on all of your stats. :D
Unless you are 7 feet tall, NO WAY you are 265 in that pic.
yeah that or serious head fatness. probably needs a monowheel to carry/stabilize his head.
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IMO, Magoo looks 1500% better and stronger than you.
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just for the haters, i dont have batteries yet but I did break down and bust out the LG enV in the bathroom. This is at 265...and i can squeeze into size 34 pants and a 52 jacket. If i dropped to 225...shit thats like 40 lbs i would probably look beach ready. We'll see how the summer goes but i don't wanna lose too much mass I like where Im at size wise.
(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b202/kegdrainer/kegdr1.jpg)
okay, dude? let's be honest here.
you look a fuckton better than those old shots of you. no lie. credit where it's due. but if you're 40 pounds heavier than me, you're eye to eye with manute bol. honestly the only real standout muscle is your biceps.
these two pictures are scaled the exact same. you claim to be 265 pounds, i'm about 230, and i'm 6'2". try and pick which of these two claims to weigh over 260:
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okay, dude? let's be honest here.
you look a fuckton better than those old shots of you. no lie. credit where it's due. but if you're 40 pounds heavier than me, you're eye to eye with manute bol. honestly the only real standout muscle is your biceps.
these two pictures are scaled the exact same. you claim to be 265 pounds, i'm about 230, and i'm 6'2". try and pick which of these two claims to weigh over 260:
Magoo looking jacked dude. Nice work man.
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I was in an accident at work, so i filled out an insurance claim. The insurance company contacted me and asked for more information. This was my response:
"I am writing in response to your request for additional information, for block number 3 of the accident reporting form. I put 'poor planning' as the cause of my accident. You said in your letter that I should explain more fully and I trust the following detail will be sufficient. I am an amateur radio operator and on the day of the accident, I was working alone on the top section of my new 80-foot tower. When I had completed my work, I discovered that I had, over the course of several trips up the tower, brought up about 300 pounds of tools and spare hardware. Rather than carry the now unneeded tools and material down by hand, I decided to lower the items down in a small barrel by using the pulley attached to the gin pole at the top of the tower. Securing the rope at ground level, I went to the top of the tower and loaded the tools and material into the barrel. Then I went back to the ground and untied the rope, holding it tightly to ensure a slow decent of the 300 pounds of tools."
"You will note in block number 11 of the accident reporting form that I weigh only 155 pounds. Due to my surprise of being jerked off the ground so suddenly, I lost my presence of mind and forgot to let go of the rope. Needless to say, I proceeded at a rather rapid rate of speed up the side of the tower. In the vicinity of the 40-foot level, I met the barrel coming down. This explains my fractured skull and broken collarbone. Slowed only slightly, I continued my rapid ascent, not stopping until the fingers of my right hand were two knuckles deep into the pulley. Fortunately, by this time, I had regained my presence of mind and was able to hold onto the rope in spite of my pain. At approximately the same time, however, the barrel of tools hit the ground and the bottom fell out of the barrel."
"Devoid of the weight of the tools, the barrel now weighed approximately 20 pounds. I refer you again to my weight in block number 11. As you might imagine, I began a rapid descent down the side of the tower. In the vicinity of the 40-foot level, I met the barrel coming up. This accounts for the two fractured ankles, and the lacerations of my legs and lower body. The encounter with the barrel slowed me enough to lessen my injuries when I fell onto the pile of tools and, fortunately, only three vertebrae were cracked. I am sorry to report, however, that as I lay there on the tools, in pain, unable to stand and watching the empty barrel 80 feet above me, I again lost my presence of mind. I let go of the rope..." Hoping to start training again in 2012.
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Let me be the first to call absolute bullshit on all of your stats. :D
Unless you are 7 feet tall, NO WAY you are 265 in that pic.
that is funny right there...this idiot really claimed to be 265...
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looks better, but i would put him around 210-215. Magoo looks bigger and stronger. He did lose a lot of weight, so credit to him.
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okay, dude? let's be honest here.
you look a fuckton better than those old shots of you. no lie. credit where it's due. but if you're 40 pounds heavier than me, you're eye to eye with manute bol. honestly the only real standout muscle is your biceps.
these two pictures are scaled the exact same. you claim to be 265 pounds, i'm about 230, and i'm 6'2". try and pick which of these two claims to weigh over 260:
QFT!
I'm about 200, and I just checked my mirror with same arm-shot, Keg. I'm sig. bigger than you. Something not add up. :-\
/congrats on the weight loss. you look 100% better.
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Haha - Kegdrainer, you look okay but there's no way in hell you are 265 in that shot. I would say 200-210 at a push.
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Haha - Kegdrainer, you look okay but there's no way in hell you are 265 in that shot. I would say 200-210 at a push.
This was one of those times that buckling under the pressure and actually taking a pic was a very bad idea indeed. That and you obviously lied about your stats Kegdrainer. Magoo's got you beat plain and simple although you do look slimmed down from the last pic you posted...say, have you beat anybody up at any amateur BB contests lately or has the "Security" shirt stayed locked away in your closet?.
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Magoo 230lbs. Keg 180lbs. game over.
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How tall is Kedg?
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Keg has improved a lot but Zach owns him bigtime.
Can`t possibly weigh more than 220 in that pic...................a long ass way from 265.
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How the hell does someone have all that free time on their hands to dream up some movie scene and then type it on some message board so people will think this guy and his imaginary 265 lbs are badass? Really pathetic. If you want to know the price of groceries, just ask. Better yet, get a job to occupy your free time and help ease the financial burden on your parents who obviously pay to keep your 175 lb flat physique fed
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Magoo is a hell of alot bigger...but both bathrooms suck :D
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haha you retards are the delusional ones. If any of you toolboxes want to bet your paychecks against my bodyweight claim we can set this up. I'll get a video clip of the manager of my gym or any of the trainers there to verify on their scale me weighing 265 in my socks. Or if you can think of any other way you would like me to verify my bodyweight I will do it just to serve you fuckers some humble pie. Let me know how you would like me to verify and put your money where your mouth is.
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Magoo is a hell of alot bigger...but both bathrooms suck :D
CalvinH, master redecorator extraordinaire. ;D
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he's right, my bathroom is too small and poorly decorated....but the rent is cheap so i don't really care much.
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haha you retards are the delusional ones. If any of you toolboxes want to bet your paychecks against my bodyweight claim we can set this up. I'll get a video clip of the manager of my gym or any of the trainers there to verify on their scale me weighing 265 in my socks. Or if you can think of any other way you would like me to verify my bodyweight I will do it just to serve you fuckers some humble pie. Let me know how you would like me to verify and put your money where your mouth is.
How tall are you Cumguzzler?
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im 6'3"
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haha you retards are the delusional ones. If any of you toolboxes want to bet your paychecks against my bodyweight claim we can set this up. I'll get a video clip of the manager of my gym or any of the trainers there to verify on their scale me weighing 265 in my socks. Or if you can think of any other way you would like me to verify my bodyweight I will do it just to serve you fuckers some humble pie. Let me know how you would like me to verify and put your money where your mouth is.
if you're a legit 265, you must have the biggest legs on the planet or a 50 pound tumor in your ass because, for weighing 35 pounds more than me at almost the same height, your upper body is quite a bit smaller than mine and i'm not flaming. again, you look significantly better than you did in the old picture.
honestly, this is like what i said to candi. i don't give a shit if you weigh 210 or whatever, i just get on your case for being a bullshitter.
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actually I would bet my upper body is a bit thicker than yours right now...I just carry a bit more bodyfat as you are obviously a bit leaner than me. If I dropped down to 225 I would bet that we have very similar physiques.
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actually I would bet my upper body is a bit thicker than yours right now...I just carry a bit more bodyfat as you are obviously a bit leaner than me. If I dropped down to 225 I would bet that we have very similar physiques.
So you aren't that lean, weigh 265 pounds at 6'3"....but have a 34 inch waist? C'mon guy, I know you "put it out there" so you can't take it back, but no way in hell you have a 34 inch waist.
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lookin thick magoo 8)
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actually I would bet my upper body is a bit thicker than yours right now...I just carry a bit more bodyfat as you are obviously a bit leaner than me. If I dropped down to 225 I would bet that we have very similar physiques.
no dude. if you were thicker than me, you would look WAY bigger than me if you held more fat. more muscle + more bodyfat = way bigger. i scaled the images so we look the same size, i tried to be fair. if you outweighed me by 40 pounds AND held more muscle, with only an inch in height difference you'd be clearly outsizing me. please, please quit lying.
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just for the haters, i dont have batteries yet but I did break down and bust out the LG enV in the bathroom. This is at 265...and i can squeeze into size 34 pants and a 52 jacket. If i dropped to 225...shit thats like 40 lbs i would probably look beach ready. We'll see how the summer goes but i don't wanna lose too much mass I like where Im at size wise.
(http://i20.photobucket.com/albums/b202/kegdrainer/kegdr1.jpg)
No f'n way are you 265, even at 6'3". No way, unless you have 20 lbs of cement in each sock.
Your arms look all of 16", you have no shoulders or traps to speak of, no chest thickness, nothing. There is really no evidence from that pic that you have ever touched a weight.
It's skinny shitheads like you that make a mockery of the guys who do put in their time in the gym.
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Ive seen bigger shoulders on gumby. ...
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No f'n way are you 265, even at 6'3". No way, unless you have 20 lbs of cement in each sock.
Your arms look all of 16", you have no shoulders or traps to speak of, no chest thickness, nothing. There is really no evidence from that pic that you have ever touched a weight.
It's skinny shitheads like you that make a mockery of the guys who do put in their time in the gym.
Maybe its the camera angle,,,,,, slim :D
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like I said, any of you fucktards want to put your money where your mouth is I will have a 3rd party verify that I am 265...unless you want to take me up on the bet then you can STFU.
I will even go to another gym across town where nobody even knows me to validate. You want to make the bet? google rochester NY and pick any gym in town....I will go there and weigh in.
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1. dont give a shit what you weigh.
2. you dont look like you weigh 265lbs, but your pretty tall at 6'3. probably have a huge head.
3. magoo owned you physique wise in this thread.
4. looks like you divorced severe obesity. good job
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So there I am yesterday at the Wegman's supermarket where i usually shop...and i'm cruising the parking lot looking for a spot. Sunday at 6pm is probably the worst time to shop there and their parking lot is seriously undersized for the amount of customers they have. So I'm about to pull into a spot and some dickhead on a bike screeches to a halt in front of me and the 110 pound crackhead rider drops his half filled garbage bag of soda cans that he obviously spent all day collecting to fund his drug habit. He's cursing at me and I lay on the horn to get his shit out of my way so I can park and he kicks the front of my car. I got out of my car and grabbed his bike and threw it into one of the cart return corrals. Then I go back to my car and he's reaching in his pocket and walkin towards me. So he pulls out a knife and before he can even raise it I grabbed his wrist and stuffed it in my car door and slammed it about 4 times. He dropped the knife and his shit was definitely broken. Then I picked him up by his shirt and belt and threw him into the cart corral on top of his bike. There were about a dozen people loading shit into their cars and someone must have seen the shit going down because the supermarket security guys came running out to see what was happening. Crackhead is trying to get up and i'm laughing my ass off. The security guys are like what the fuck, and I told them what happened and then 2 cop cars show up. The cops take crackhead guy and stuff him in the car, bag the knife, and ask me if I want to press charges. I'm just laughing and shit told them that I think he suffered enough and I just wanted to go shopping. At this point the store manager on duty is out there in the parking lot too and gave me a $25 gift card for my troubles. Shit, thats like 15 pounds of chicken breast for free. :)
Which brings me to my next question. What does food cost at your local grocery?
Boneless skinless chicken breast is 1.79 on sale, usually 1.99 for bulk pack.
Skim milk : 2.39/gallon
Chunk light in water: .69 per can
cottage cheese: 2.99/ 24 oz
grade a large eggs: 1.29/ doz
apples: 1.49/lb
bananas: .69/ lb
plain yogurt: 2.99/ qt
ground beef 90% lean: 2.79/ lb for bulk pack
quick oats: .79/lb
Excellent... how big was the knife?
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Don't worry about getting on the scale at the gym in front of some trainer or manager as you suggested. It'd be more in your interests to start an exercise program and build some muscles before posting a picture of yourself flexing an underdeveloped body
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You would probably throw up halfway through my leg day peroni.
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You would probably throw up halfway through my leg day peroni.
What's weird is you are wearing the same gay ripped black tank that you were wearing in your first pic,,,,, where you actually look like you lift weights :D
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You would probably throw up halfway through my leg day peroni.
even if that's true, you might want to re-evaluate your training regimen because it clearly isn't doing you very much good.
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265 ??? ??? ??? do you not have a home scale? if not why not just film yourself weighing in on that?
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265 ??? ??? ??? do you not have a home scale? if not why not just film yourself weighing in on that?
no i dont own a home scale.
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I don't doubt he's 265. I looked just as bad when I was at 270 :(
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What's weird is you are wearing the same gay ripped black tank that you were wearing in your first pic,,,,, where you actually look like you lift weights :D
its navy blue, and totally intentional for comparison purposes.
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Dickdrainer, no way in hell you are 265, not a chance, not now. There is no muscle on that frame even at 6'3" you would be thick as fuck with a 34" waist, you're not, either you're a fucking liar, or you have legs like Platz. I'm going with the first option, liar.
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kedgrainer...i have some advice for u
u need to work on your upper chest...i recommend incline dumbell or hammer strength press
also heavy incline dumbell flies
dont worry about lower chest...yours is over developed and looks like your chest may droop in the future
your arms need work as well....try seated barbell curls and heavy dips
it also looks like u dont train your delts(maybe ego reps??) try seated lateral machine and heavy presses...i like dumbell presses
u need to work on your forearms as well
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kedgrainer...i have some advice for u
u need to work on your upper chest...i recommend incline dumbell or hammer strength press
also heavy incline dumbell flies
dont worry about lower chest...yours is over developed and looks like your chest may droop in the future
your arms need work as well....try seated barbell curls and heavy dips
it also looks like u dont train your delts(maybe ego reps??) try seated lateral machine and heavy presses...i like dumbell presses
u need to work on your forearms as well
But you should see his legs!!! :o
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Dickdrainer, no way in hell you are 265, not a chance, not now. There is no muscle on that frame even at 6'3" you would be thick as fuck with a 34" waist, you're not, either you're a fucking liar, or you have legs like Platz. I'm going with the first option, liar.
;D
What this douche forgets is that there are some legit 265+ dudes on here (yourself included) who can smell his bullshit from three miles away. It stinks even worse than "pumphard's" body odor.
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;D
What this douche forgets is that there are some legit 265+ dudes on here (yourself included) who can smell his bullshit from three miles away. It stinks even worse than "pumphard's" body odor.
I'll tell you what, I'd like to see the tape around his chest at 52" and his waist at 34".........will never happen, he's not even close to those dimensions or 265lbs.
For crying out loud, his arms can't barely be 16-17" his chest looks all of 42-43" and I'm betting his legs are about 21"..........."dickdrainer" is 210lbs MAXIMUM!
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magoo's much thicker-big ass traps-he looks like he outweighs kd by a good bit
kegdrainer-doesnt look bad but theres no way he weighs 265
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You would probably throw up halfway through my leg day peroni.
You are quite right. You'd put 135 on the bar, squat it 1/2 way to parallel 6 times and claim to have done 405 8 times balls to the floor. Just like you weigh 265...On top of that you'll see some kid in the gym and dream up some story how you beat his ass then f#cked his mom and then post it some internet message board. I feel the food coming up now...
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You are quite right. You'd put 135 on the bar, squat it 1/2 way to parallel 6 times and claim to have done 405 8 times balls to the floor. Just like you weigh 265...On top of that you'll see some kid in the gym and dream up some story how you beat his ass then f#cked his mom and then post it some internet message board. I feel the food coming up now...
I liked your first response better. Trust your instincts big P.
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i cant believe how fucking stupid you people are...why are you even entertaining his claims? He knows damn well hes 190 at 6'5 with a 14" arm but hes laughing his balls off at all of you right now. I gotta give him credit there...kids a master shit starter
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i cant believe how fucking stupid you people are...why are you even entertaining his claims? He knows damn well hes 190 at 6'5 with a 14" arm but hes laughing his balls off at all of you right now. I gotta give him credit there...kids a master shit starter
We actually put him up to it and lay in waiting for you to fall into the trap
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We actually put him up to it and lay in waiting for you to fall into the trap
LOL you guys are assholes....you got me
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hmmm, not one msg in my inbox with someone who wants to bet me that im 265.
Still no takers? just a bunch of shit talking pussies. I own all of your minds.
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hmmm, not one msg in my inbox with someone who wants to bet me that im 265.
Still no takers? just a bunch of shit talking pussies. I own all of your minds.
lol
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ha ha!
you guys are brutal...
Is this going to be like the Arvilla thread where mike claimed to be 300 lbs and then after a 100 pages admittted he was 260 or so.... ;D
keg you look about 215-225 nice work by the way... ;) it sucks to be fat just look at squatfatter he lied about his stats big time -230 and about 33% Bfat....
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hmmm, not one msg in my inbox with someone who wants to bet me that im 265.
Still no takers? just a bunch of shit talking pussies. I own all of your minds.
Not one video of you on a scale or one picture of your taping your chest or waist?
HHmmmmmmm........ ::)
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Not one video of you on a scale or one picture of your taping your chest or waist?
HHmmmmmmm........ ::)
whats my incentive?
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whats my incentive?
i will bet you my weekly pay check that you dont weigh 265 and dont have a 52" chest...
measure your chest and step on the scales and i'll pay up, no bullshit :D
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whats my incentive?
Self vindication.
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whats my incentive?
To prove your not full of shit?
You have to get paid to be honest?
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i will bet you my weekly pay check that you dont weigh 265 and dont have a 52" chest...
measure your chest and step on the scales and i'll pay up, no bullshit :D
ok ill just take your word for it random internet guy with 19 posts. ::)
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To prove your not full of shit?
You have to get paid to be honest?
let's make it interesting. we'll do what i did before. set up a paypal account. when keg puts $200 in, a few of us will scrape up $200 and he'll put up a video of himself weighing 265. if he weighs anything under 265, even if it's 264, he loses and his $200 gets spread amongst whoever took the bet.
sound fair?
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ok ill just take your word for it random internet guy with 19 posts. ::)
you wanted some one to bet you and now someone has, so you come up with an excuse to not prove your bullshit claims, i will pay up if your claims are true (whick they are clearly not)
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There is no way you are more than 210, unless you squat 800 for reps. You seem like a logical person, so lets use some logic. You were in a crowded parking lot and a 110 pound drug junkie decided to attack a "265" pound "monster" instead of all the other presumably smaller individuals. Next time you want to bullshit, please come up with a story that makes more sense.
cheers,
bodybuildermdpitt
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let's make it interesting. we'll do what i did before. set up a paypal account. when keg puts $200 in, a few of us will scrape up $200 and he'll put up a video of himself weighing 265. if he weighs anything under 265, even if it's 264, he loses and his $200 gets spread amongst whoever took the bet.
sound fair?
too bad you will be losing your money
There is no way you are more than 210, unless you squat 800 for reps. You seem like a logical person, so lets use some logic. You were in a crowded parking lot and a 110 pound drug junkie decided to attack a "265" pound "monster" instead of all the other presumably smaller individuals. Next time you want to bullshit, please come up with a story that makes more sense.
cheers,
bodybuildermdpitt
he kicked my car, and I threw his bike. he took out a knife and I reacted, thats all. does it make sense what drug addicts do? Could he really see me before I got out of the car? did he know I was 6'3 265? No, not really. He wasn't really paying much attention or he wouldn't have almost got run over in the first place.
Your "logic" sucks
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let's make it interesting. we'll do what i did before. set up a paypal account. when keg puts $200 in, a few of us will scrape up $200 and he'll put up a video of himself weighing 265. if he weighs anything under 265, even if it's 264, he loses and his $200 gets spread amongst whoever took the bet.
sound fair?
I'll put in on that bet.
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too bad you will be losing your money
does that mean you're in? you're willing to put up $200 of your own money on it?
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thats all you got?
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thats all you got?
What a douchebag.
Yeah Cumdrainer, I'm willing to bet $1000 to see how much you weigh, it means that much to me ::)
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thats all you got?
Is this your way of getting out of the bet?
Just admit you are a liar, that's the first step to recovery.
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Is this your way of getting out of the bet?
Just admit you are a liar, that's the first step to recovery.
Brutal stealing my lines from another thread.
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too bad you will be losing your money
he kicked my car, and I threw his bike. he took out a knife and I reacted, thats all. does it make sense what drug addicts do? Could he really see me before I got out of the car? did he know I was 6'3 265? No, not really. He wasn't really paying much attention or he wouldn't have almost got run over in the first place.
Your "logic" sucks
Not only are you suffering from skinny man syndrome, you're also making a complete fool of yourself here.
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Brutal stealing my lines from another thread.
???
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Gayer than admitting you have a problem being the first step to recovery.
Is this your way of getting out of the bet?
Just admit you are a liar, that's the first step to recovery.
:(
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ok ill just take your word for it random internet guy with 19 posts. ::)
He'd be more credible with a lot of posts? How the does that compute? You really aren't very bright are you? You're also not 265.
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thats all you got?
It's more than you've got
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:(
It happens. :P
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It happens. :P
Bully :'(
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He'd be more credible with a lot of posts? How the does that compute? You really aren't very bright are you? You're also not 265.
He wouldn't weigh 265 even if he was wearing a 3 inch thick full body lead jacket, had 40 lbs of cement in each sock, and had so much of his "husband's" semen shoved into his colon that he has to use a buttplug the size of a watermelon just to keep it from leaking out.
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265 pounds? I believe it, after all, Dorian weighed 260 in the legendary black & white photos and kegdrainer looks similar to Dorian.
Oh... stop beating up homeless people. They ain't got much going for them as it is.
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Bully :'(
Pushover.
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Is this your way of getting out of the bet?
Just admit you are a liar, that's the first step to recovery.
im not backing out of anything. Though I seriously doubt anyone is going to pay me when I tape the weigh in. All i'm going to get is 6 more 15 page threads of flaming, even when I am vindicated as honestly over 265. I really don't care though. I have been on a really good path of physical self improvement recently and it will only motivate me to get even better and push myself to work harder in the gym, and out on my bike on the canal path. Here in Rochester we have over 40 miles of awesome bike paths along the erie canal that I have been hitting 3 times a week on top of my gym workouts. After this weigh in I plan on starting a detox. I would recommend you all do the same. Check out this web site. http://www.drnatura.com/colonix_program.php?gclid=CKS-hp-o3JMCFQRJFQodelMSZw
(http://www.drnatura.com/colonix_program.php?gclid=CKS-hp-o3JMCFQRJFQodelMSZw)
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im not backing out of anything. Though I seriously doubt anyone is going to pay me when I tape the weigh in. All i'm going to get is 6 more 15 page threads of flaming, even when I am vindicated as honestly over 265. I really don't care though. I have been on a really good path of physical self improvement recently and it will only motivate me to get even better and push myself to work harder in the gym, and out on my bike on the canal path. Here in Rochester we have over 40 miles of awesome bike paths along the erie canal that I have been hitting 3 times a week on top of my gym workouts. After this weigh in I plan on starting a detox. I would recommend you all do the same. Check out this web site. http://www.drnatura.com/colonix_program.php?gclid=CKS-hp-o3JMCFQRJFQodelMSZw
(http://www.drnatura.com/colonix_program.php?gclid=CKS-hp-o3JMCFQRJFQodelMSZw)
That's cool you trying to cut down, maybe to like a measily 250?
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im not backing out of anything. Though I seriously doubt anyone is going to pay me when I tape the weigh in. All i'm going to get is 6 more 15 page threads of flaming, even when I am vindicated as honestly over 265. I really don't care though. I have been on a really good path of physical self improvement recently and it will only motivate me to get even better and push myself to work harder in the gym, and out on my bike on the canal path. Here in Rochester we have over 40 miles of awesome bike paths along the erie canal that I have been hitting 3 times a week on top of my gym workouts. After this weigh in I plan on starting a detox. I would recommend you all do the same. Check out this web site. http://www.drnatura.com/colonix_program.php?gclid=CKS-hp-o3JMCFQRJFQodelMSZw
(http://www.drnatura.com/colonix_program.php?gclid=CKS-hp-o3JMCFQRJFQodelMSZw)
Are you saying that you were employee of the month at Burger King?
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what a bunch of homos,,,,,,,,,arguing if some skinny fat guy weighs 265lbs,,,,,,get a life you tools ::) ::)
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Now in that fatty pic, I could imagine 265, but the new scrawny pic........no way, not unless you forgot to take the concrete pillar out of your ass before you weighed in.
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Are you saying that you were employee of the month at Burger King?
if you had any decent photo software you could enhace that and see it's actually Rochester Police Department Employee of the month.
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Are you saying that you were employee of the month at Burger King?
Unless I'm missing something, in the "before" pic his tat on his right shoulder is a LOT bigger than in the "after" pic.. ???
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what a bunch of homos,,,,,,,,,arguing if some skinny fat guy weighs 265lbs,,,,,,get a life you tools ::) ::)
Did you hear the good news?
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Did you hear the good news?
Someone fisted you up the date?
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Someone fisted you up the date?
Your other account is about to get a "wonderful gift" >:(
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Your other account is about to get a "wonderful gift" >:(
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Unless I'm missing something, in the "before" pic his tat on his right shoulder is a LOT bigger than in the "after" pic.. ???
wow genius....
the second pic is in a mirror, the before pic isnt.
tattoos would look like theyre on opposite arms.
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wow genius....
the second pic is in a mirror, the before pic isnt.
tattoos would look like theyre on opposite arms.
people have offered to pay money if you can prove you shit claims, why haven't you taken them on, oh i forgot it'll prove you were talking shit all along