major pwnage at the supermarket

[PANDAEMONIUM]

just for the haters, i dont have batteries yet but I did break down and bust out the LG enV in the bathroom.  This is at 265...and i can squeeze into size 34 pants and a 52 jacket.  If i dropped to 225...shit thats like 40 lbs i would probably look beach ready.  We'll see how the summer goes but i don't wanna lose too much mass I like where Im at size wise.      

No f'n way are you 265, even at 6'3".  No way, unless you have 20 lbs of cement in each sock.

Your arms look all of 16", you have no shoulders or traps to speak of, no chest thickness, nothing.  There is really no evidence from that pic that you have ever touched a weight.

It's skinny shitheads like you that make a mockery of the guys who do put in their time in the gym.

[jaejonna]

Ive seen bigger shoulders on gumby. ...

[J-boy]

No f'n way are you 265, even at 6'3".  No way, unless you have 20 lbs of cement in each sock.

Your arms look all of 16", you have no shoulders or traps to speak of, no chest thickness, nothing.  There is really no evidence from that pic that you have ever touched a weight.

It's skinny shitheads like you that make a mockery of the guys who do put in their time in the gym.

Maybe its the camera angle,,,,,, slim

[Kegdrainer]

like I said, any of you fucktards want to put your money where your mouth is I will have a 3rd party verify that I am 265...unless you want to take me up on the bet then you can STFU.

I will even go to another gym across town where nobody even knows me to validate.  You want to make the bet?  google rochester NY and pick any gym in town....I will go there and weigh in.
   

[slaveboy1980]

1. dont give a shit what you weigh.
2. you dont look like you weigh 265lbs, but your pretty tall at 6'3. probably have a huge head.
3. magoo owned you physique wise in this thread.
4. looks like you divorced severe obesity. good job

[Brixtonbulldog]

So there I am yesterday at the Wegman's supermarket where i usually shop...and i'm cruising the parking lot looking for a spot.  Sunday at 6pm is probably the worst time to shop there and their parking lot is seriously undersized for the amount of customers they have.  So I'm about to pull into a spot and some dickhead on a bike screeches to a halt in front of me and the 110 pound crackhead rider drops his half filled garbage bag of soda cans that he obviously spent all day collecting to fund his drug habit.  He's cursing at me and I lay on the horn to get his shit out of my way so I can park and he kicks the front of my car.  I got out of my car and grabbed his bike and threw it into one of the cart return corrals.  Then I go back to my car and he's reaching in his pocket and walkin towards me.  So he pulls out a knife and before he can even raise it I grabbed his wrist and stuffed it in my car door and slammed it about 4 times.  He dropped the knife and his shit was definitely broken.  Then I picked him up by his shirt and belt and threw him into the cart corral on top of his bike.  There were about a dozen people loading shit into their cars and someone must have seen the shit going down because the supermarket security guys came running out to see what was happening.  Crackhead is trying to get up and i'm laughing my ass off.  The security guys are like what the fuck, and I told them what happened and then 2 cop cars show up.  The cops take crackhead guy and stuff him in the car, bag the knife, and ask me if I want to press charges.  I'm just laughing and shit told them that I think he suffered enough and I just wanted to go shopping.   At this point the store manager on duty is out there in the parking lot too and gave me a $25 gift card for my troubles.  Shit, thats like 15 pounds of chicken breast for free.

Which brings me to my next question.   What does food cost at your local grocery?

Boneless skinless chicken breast is 1.79 on sale, usually 1.99 for bulk pack.
Skim milk :  2.39/gallon
Chunk light in water: .69 per can
cottage cheese:  2.99/ 24 oz
grade a large eggs:  1.29/ doz
apples:  1.49/lb
bananas: .69/ lb
plain yogurt:  2.99/ qt
ground beef 90% lean: 2.79/ lb for bulk pack
quick oats: .79/lb

Excellent... how big was the knife?

[peroni]

Don't worry about getting on the scale at the gym in front of some trainer or manager as you suggested. It'd be more in your interests to start an exercise program and build some muscles before posting a picture of yourself flexing an underdeveloped body

[Kegdrainer]

You would probably throw up halfway through my leg day peroni.

[J-boy]

You would probably throw up halfway through my leg day peroni.

What's weird is you are wearing the same gay ripped black tank that you were wearing in your first pic,,,,, where you actually look like you lift weights

[MisterMagoo]

You would probably throw up halfway through my leg day peroni.

even if that's true, you might want to re-evaluate your training regimen because it clearly isn't doing you very much good.

[tonymctones]

265 do you not have a home scale? if not why not just film yourself weighing in on that?

[Kegdrainer]

265 do you not have a home scale? if not why not just film yourself weighing in on that?

no i dont own a home scale.

[AVBG]

I don't doubt he's 265. I looked just as bad when I was at 270

[Kegdrainer]

What's weird is you are wearing the same gay ripped black tank that you were wearing in your first pic,,,,, where you actually look like you lift weights

its navy blue, and totally intentional for comparison purposes.  

[chaos]

Dickdrainer, no way in hell you are 265, not a chance, not now. There is no muscle on that frame even at 6'3" you would be thick as fuck with a 34" waist, you're not, either you're a fucking liar, or you have legs like Platz. I'm going with the first option, liar.

[NaturalWonder83]

kedgrainer...i have some advice for u

u need to work on your upper chest...i recommend incline dumbell or hammer strength press

also heavy incline dumbell flies

dont worry about lower chest...yours is over developed and looks like your chest may droop in the future

your arms need work as well....try seated barbell curls and heavy dips

it also looks like u dont train your delts(maybe ego reps??) try seated lateral machine and heavy presses...i like dumbell presses

u need to work on your forearms as well

[chaos]

kedgrainer...i have some advice for u

u need to work on your upper chest...i recommend incline dumbell or hammer strength press

also heavy incline dumbell flies

dont worry about lower chest...yours is over developed and looks like your chest may droop in the future

your arms need work as well....try seated barbell curls and heavy dips

it also looks like u dont train your delts(maybe ego reps??) try seated lateral machine and heavy presses...i like dumbell presses

u need to work on your forearms as well

But you should see his legs!!!

[PANDAEMONIUM]

Dickdrainer, no way in hell you are 265, not a chance, not now. There is no muscle on that frame even at 6'3" you would be thick as fuck with a 34" waist, you're not, either you're a fucking liar, or you have legs like Platz. I'm going with the first option, liar.

 

What this douche forgets is that there are some legit 265+ dudes on here (yourself included) who can smell his bullshit from three miles away.  It stinks even worse than "pumphard's" body odor.

[chaos]

What this douche forgets is that there are some legit 265+ dudes on here (yourself included) who can smell his bullshit from three miles away.  It stinks even worse than "pumphard's" body odor.

I'll tell you what, I'd like to see the tape around his chest at 52" and his waist at 34".........will never happen, he's not even close to those dimensions or 265lbs.


For crying out loud, his arms can't barely be 16-17" his chest looks all of 42-43" and I'm betting his legs are about 21"..........."dickdrainer" is 210lbs MAXIMUM!

[Jeffro]

magoo's much thicker-big ass traps-he looks like he outweighs kd by a good bit
kegdrainer-doesnt look bad but theres no way he weighs 265

[peroni]

You would probably throw up halfway through my leg day peroni.

 You are quite right. You'd put 135 on the bar, squat it 1/2 way to parallel 6 times and claim to have done 405 8 times balls to the floor. Just like you weigh 265...On top of that you'll see some kid in the gym and dream up some story how you beat his ass then f#cked his mom and then post it some internet message board. I feel the food coming up now...

[Tapeworm]

You are quite right. You'd put 135 on the bar, squat it 1/2 way to parallel 6 times and claim to have done 405 8 times balls to the floor. Just like you weigh 265...On top of that you'll see some kid in the gym and dream up some story how you beat his ass then f#cked his mom and then post it some internet message board. I feel the food coming up now...

I liked your first response better.  Trust your instincts big P.

[toolarge4u]

i cant believe how fucking stupid you people are...why are you even entertaining his claims? He knows damn well hes 190 at 6'5 with a 14" arm but hes laughing his balls off at all of you right now. I gotta give him credit there...kids a master shit starter

[peroni]

i cant believe how fucking stupid you people are...why are you even entertaining his claims? He knows damn well hes 190 at 6'5 with a 14" arm but hes laughing his balls off at all of you right now. I gotta give him credit there...kids a master shit starter

We actually put him up to it and lay in waiting for you to fall into the trap

[toolarge4u]

We actually put him up to it and lay in waiting for you to fall into the trap

LOL you guys are assholes....you got me