There is no way you are more than 210, unless you squat 800 for reps. You seem like a logical person, so lets use some logic. You were in a crowded parking lot and a 110 pound drug junkie decided to attack a "265" pound "monster" instead of all the other presumably smaller individuals. Next time you want to bullshit, please come up with a story that makes more sense.
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bodybuildermdpitt