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Getbig Main Boards => Gossip & Opinions => Topic started by: Mark Kerr on July 18, 2008, 07:12:28 PM
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I joined the wrong gym.
How can I get out of the 3 year contract?
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Piss on the DB rack, during busy hours.....
Offer to train other members for $.
Bend a bar.
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Piss on the DB rack, during busy hours.....
Offer to train other members for $.
Bend a bar.
So, that would get me kicked out?
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get a doctor to write you an note stating you can't train anymore due to illness or physical inability
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get a doctor to write you an note stating you can't train anymore due to illness or physical inability
That's one option.
By the way everyone, don't ever join a "rush" gym.
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I joined the wrong gym.
How can I get out of the 3 year contract?
put a loaded gun in your mouth and pull the trigger
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moved more then 50 miles away, and paid the $200 cancellation fee. Like i did >:(
It depends on the place, gold's lets you transfer your membership to another person.
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put a loaded gun in your mouth and pull the trigger
Idiot. ::)
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walk into the ladies changing room and apologize and say it was mistake. do it again the next night.
there won't be a third night.
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dodge it for 6 years then pay it off at a discount when you need to get pre-approved for a mortgage.
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moved more then 50 miles away, and paid the $200 cancellation fee. Like i did >:(
It depends on the place, gold's lets you transfer your membership to another person.
Absolutely. I got sick of spending money on a Ballys membership I never used so I had my title guy write me a fake document saying I had moved 35 miles away(different rules around here). No questions asked, took me 5 minutes. No cancellation fee either.
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Idiot. ::)
HAHAHAHAHAHA This from the guy who signed a 3 year contract tying him to a gym he decides he doesn't like the next day ;D ;D
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my friend don joined la fitness a few years back...really hated it..he just took charge w/ billing dept and it took a lot of paperwork but he was able to quit
good luck and please keep us updated
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You guys notice how cheap gym memberships are now? Around me they are 20 bucks a month, no contract. I remember paying 150$ for 3 months not too long ago.
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You guys notice how cheap gym memberships are now? Around me they are 20 bucks a month, no contract. I remember paying 150$ for 3 months not too long ago.
werd, I went back to a gym I SWORE was 60$ like 5 years ago. I got a membership for 20$ a month open ended, no questions.
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You guys notice how cheap gym memberships are now? Around me they are 20 bucks a month, no contract. I remember paying 150$ for 3 months not too long ago.
That's $50/month, not $20
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HAHAHAHAHAHA This from the guy who signed a 3 year contract tying him to a gym he decides he doesn't like the next day ;D ;D
You're f*cking jackass. Stop posting.
Did I say I decided the next day?
Sqaudfather, you are a loser.
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That's $50/month, not $20
You guys notice how cheap gym memberships are now? Around me they are 20 bucks a month, no contract. I remember paying 150$ for 3 months not too long ago.
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Get a note from the Dr. That should get you out. If that fails, suck it up. You signed the contract.
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You're f*cking jackass. Stop posting.
Did I say I decided the next day?
Sqaudfather, you are a loser.
take your crap somewhere else fairy
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bump.
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take your crap somewhere else fairy
Gimmick.
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Most contracts have an out clause... Just match the clause.
Do you still have the contract? Get a lawyer to look over it and find a loop hole.
a few hundred bucks to a lawyer could be worth it in the long run.
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Gimmick.
haha i dont think so bro...go back to writing crappy threads on how u cant figure out how to cancel a gym membership
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Most contracts have an out clause... Just match the clause.
Do you still have the contract? Get a lawyer to look over it and find a loop hole.
a few hundred bucks to a lawyer could be worth it in the long run.
I'm going to look over the contact. I've already found some flaws without looking at it.
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You're f*cking jackass. Stop posting.
No, me and jackass are just good friends.
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So, that would get me kicked out?
Hey Einstein, if you get kicked out you still have to pay-that's why the call it a "contract" ::)
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HAHAHAHAHAHA This from the guy who signed a 3 year contract tying him to a gym he decides he doesn't like the next day ;D ;D
Hi Squad..... ::)
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Hey Einstein, if you get kicked out you still have to pay-that's why the call it a "contract" ::)
Wow. ::)
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Hi Squad..... ::)
You are squad.
I have your IP address. ;)
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haha i dont think so bro...go back to writing crappy threads on how u cant figure out how to cancel a gym membership
Why don't you go back to your crappy threads naturalfag83? And take your fictional fiancee' with you
Friggin' gay gimmick
:D
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You are squad.
I have your IP address. ;)
You're Squad, I have YOUR IP address, and your trailer park address, and your phone number-thank you Alex23.
:D
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tell them you are moving to iraq to work for haliburton. give them a fictitious address to forward your payments that they will believe is legit. say you've signed a 5 year work contract there.
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DIE
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dude just forge a utility document or something and fax it over to billing tell them you moved out of state, find a state without that gym.
if that does not work keep working out there, and when you go to pee in the urinal always pee beside it instead of in it, sooner or later they will know it's you, and sooner or later they will kick you out, but then you turn around and sue their asses cause you have an eye injury, just forge an eye glass prescription ro something and fax it to their CEO.
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Walk around barefoot and get a staph infection and sue them. Get some money and pay off the contract
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call the bank. tell them you lost your check card. They'll mail you a new one. Your gym can no longer bill this card.
If they go after your credit,slip and fall on their property.
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tell them you're feeag
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leave
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Have an epileptic fit in the squat rack.... (pant shitting wins extra credibility points)
Come in a couple of days later, apologise for any inconvenience caused and tell them you're doctor has diagnosed you with temporal lobe epilepsy but cleared you to start working out again... so long as their insurance covers them for diagnosed epileptics suffering grand mal seizures (remind them that not every gym does).
Ask them to let you know as soon as they check with their insurance carrier.
Two days later you'll get a polite call canceling your contract (you might even be refunded for your last couple of months).
I have personally seen this work even without the drama of faking a seizure on the weights floor.
The Luke
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petrol bomb the kunt
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You guys notice how cheap gym memberships are now? Around me they are 20 bucks a month, no contract. I remember paying 150$ for 3 months not too long ago.
My gym just went up a dollar (from 34.99 to 35.99)...doesn't seem like much but i was pissed and not sure what to say.
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start wearing spandex and skip the shirt hopefully your hairy and if your not add some fake hair on your body... stick a dildo in your spandex and do sissy squats infront of the older clients they will complain you will be kicked out end of story 8)
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I joined the wrong gym.
How can I get out of the 3 year contract?
Scream and use chalk. :D
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tell them you are moving away, most gyms usually only accept that and/or injury
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tell them you are moving away, most gyms usually only accept that and/or injury
It'll backfire. They'll want proof of new residency.
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I'm going to look over the contact. I've already found some flaws without looking at it.
onlyme just gave you the answer. just go to a doc and get a note. all the other stuff is bs.
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onlyme just gave you the answer. just go to a doc and get a note. all the other stuff is bs.
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taking a piss on the DB rack is probably faster
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Are you a dick? How can you join the wrong gym???
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Are you a dick? How can you join the wrong gym???
Dumbass. ::)
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Dumbass. ::)
the only dumbass is the one who started this thread
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Im not the one who joined the wrong gym and doesnt know how to get out of it so comes to a bodybuilding board for legal advice.
::)
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Im not the one who joined the wrong gym and doesnt know how to get out of it so comes to a bodybuilding board for legal advice.
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Legal advice? ::)
Hahahaha
You are one dumb motherf*cker.
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you signed a contract...thats legal.
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you signed a contract...thats legal.
Hey Genius, I'm not asking for legal advice. ::)
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You are asking how to get out of a legally binding contract...i think you are.
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You are asking how to get out of a legally binding contract...i think you are.
We are talking about a gym membership.
Not a loan. ::)
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'Mark Kerr'
is a wussy
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No, me and jackass are just good friends.
haha...good one ;D
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We are talking about a gym membership.
Not a loan. ::)
A contract can be made legally, orally of through conduct. It is legally binding i can assure you.
It is legally binding.
That is like saying, Kobe bryant signed a contract but wants to move...it should be ok its only basketball not a morgate.
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'Mark Kerr'
is a wussy
No shit!
A contract can be made legally, orally of through conduct. It is legally binding i can assure you.
It is legally binding.
That is like saying, Kobe bryant signed a contract but wants to move...it should be ok its only basketball not a morgate.
Dont expect "Mark Kerr" to understand logic. :D
We are talking about a gym membership.
Not a loan. ::)
Both are contracts Johnny Cochran Jr.
Hey Genius, I'm not asking for legal advice. ::)
yes, you are.
Im not the one who joined the wrong gym and doesnt know how to get out of it so comes to a bodybuilding board for legal advice.
::)
I told "Mark Kerr" that Planet Fitness was for Fags-but he said he would fit in fine ::)
Are you a dick? How can you join the wrong gym???
"Mark Kerr" is not a dick, he JOINED the gym for dick. :-*
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A contract can be made legally, orally of through conduct. It is legally binding i can assure you.
It is legally binding.
That is like saying, Kobe bryant signed a contract but wants to move...it should be ok its only basketball not a morgate.
So, you are saying a $26.00 per month membership at a local gym is the same as a multi million dollar per year sports contract?
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taking a piss on the DB rack is probably faster
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That gets you kicked out for misconduct in the gym. That doesn't void the contract.
Like I said the easiest is to get a doctor (and there are several on here, you know it's Getbig) note saying you can no longer train due to injury. Moving away does not get you out of the contract unless it is specified. Independent clubs almost never have that clause. Franchises may have it and it is usually 50 miles or so.
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That gets you kicked out for misconduct in the gym. That doesn't void the contract.
Like I said the easiest is to get a doctor (and there are several on here, you know it's Getbig) note saying you can no longer train due to injury. Moving away does not get you out of the contract unless it is specified. Independent clubs almost never have that clause. Franchises may have it and it is usually 50 miles or so.
;D
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That gets you kicked out for misconduct in the gym. That doesn't void the contract.
Like I said the easiest is to get a doctor (and there are several on here, you know it's Getbig) note saying you can no longer train due to injury. Moving away does not get you out of the contract unless it is specified. Independent clubs almost never have that clause. Franchises may have it and it is usually 50 miles or so.
That's probably the thing to do.
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go up to the front counter and in your best "alligator hunter" accent, yell " 'ello mate, i'm looking for some black anaconda around here, i am i am!!!" then randomly grab black dudes balls when they walk by.
that should do it.
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go up to the front counter and in your best "alligator hunter" accent, yell " 'ello mate, i'm looking for some black anaconda around here, i am i am!!!" then randomly grab black dudes balls when they walk by.
that should do it.
We're not supposed to do that?
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We're not supposed to do that?
i don't know, i don't work out.
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i don't know, i don't work out.
Nice avatar...for some reason i've always thought you were straight. That's sure a disappointment.
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So, you are saying a $26.00 per month membership at a local gym is the same as a multi million dollar per year sports contract?
In the sense that both are enforceable by law. Yes.
Prob has a cancellation clause...prob 3/4 or more of membership. Stop being a dick in future and dont sign a contract then change mind the next day
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In the sense that both are enforceable by law. Yes.
Prob has a cancellation clause...prob 3/4 or more of membership. Stop being a dick in future and dont sign a contract then change mind the next day
You should PM Ron and ask to have your name changed to "Dumbf*ck."
Don't assume I've been there 1 day. ::)
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Nice avatar...for some reason i've always thought you were straight. That's sure a disappointment.
What do you mean?
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the only dumbass is the one who started this thread
That's pretty funny coming from the closet gay dumbass who starts retarded threads asking for advice on bees, rental cars and drooling over random getbiggers.
Pot calling the kettle black :o
Why don't you get over your period before you start posting on getbig
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What do you mean?
You're funny :-*
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tell the you have AIDS
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suicide
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I joined the wrong gym.
How can I get out of the 3 year contract?
Tell them the gym is crap and you want your money back.
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I joined the wrong gym.
How can I get out of the 3 year contract?
give the owner a nice bj muscle boy!
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Black Diamond (in LA) You can wait fir service to pay the 20 a month or just walk on in ands start lifting....it has worked for me a dozen times. Wht guys may stand out though
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Can't get out of it....just like syphlis your stuck with this!!!!
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start selling juice to members. that will help get rid of you are just start moaning like a dog in heat while you lift
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I write injury letters for these folks all the time. gets em right out
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Cut a hole in your shorts and while squatting let a huge shit go right on the floor. Then simply walk away and move to another machine and do it again.
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I joined the wrong gym.
How can I get out of the 3 year contract?
kill yourself.
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Cut a hole in your shorts and while squatting let a huge shit go right on the floor. Then simply walk away and move to another machine and do it again.
hahahahahahahaha ;D
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I write injury letters for these folks all the time. gets em right out
Did you write the letter for that bodybuliding FF in MASS that was just busted???
He was ordered back to work yesterday-if he was in the private sector his ass would have been fired.
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I joined the wrong gym.
How can I get out of the 3 year contract?
transfer banking if they have you on direct deposit for your fees