Author Topic: What is the best way to get out of a gym membership?  (Read 7362 times)

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Re: What is the best way to get out of a gym membership?
« Reply #50 on: July 19, 2008, 07:24:19 AM »
Dumbass. ::)
the only dumbass is the one who started this thread
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Re: What is the best way to get out of a gym membership?
« Reply #51 on: July 19, 2008, 07:24:57 AM »
Im not the one who joined the wrong gym and doesnt know how to get out of it so comes to a bodybuilding board for legal advice.

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Re: What is the best way to get out of a gym membership?
« Reply #52 on: July 19, 2008, 07:27:43 AM »
Im not the one who joined the wrong gym and doesnt know how to get out of it so comes to a bodybuilding board for legal advice.

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Legal advice? ::)

Hahahaha

You are one dumb motherf*cker.

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Re: What is the best way to get out of a gym membership?
« Reply #53 on: July 19, 2008, 07:29:05 AM »
you signed a contract...thats legal.

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Re: What is the best way to get out of a gym membership?
« Reply #54 on: July 19, 2008, 07:30:37 AM »
you signed a contract...thats legal.

Hey Genius, I'm not asking for legal advice. ::)

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Re: What is the best way to get out of a gym membership?
« Reply #55 on: July 19, 2008, 07:38:18 AM »
You are asking how to get out of a legally binding contract...i think you are.

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Re: What is the best way to get out of a gym membership?
« Reply #56 on: July 19, 2008, 07:40:13 AM »
You are asking how to get out of a legally binding contract...i think you are.

We are talking about a gym membership.

Not a loan. ::)

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Re: What is the best way to get out of a gym membership?
« Reply #57 on: July 19, 2008, 07:47:38 AM »
'Mark Kerr'

is a wussy

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Re: What is the best way to get out of a gym membership?
« Reply #58 on: July 19, 2008, 07:48:25 AM »
No, me and jackass are just good friends.

haha...good one ;D

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Re: What is the best way to get out of a gym membership?
« Reply #59 on: July 19, 2008, 08:06:31 AM »
We are talking about a gym membership.

Not a loan. ::)

A contract can be made legally, orally of through conduct. It is legally binding i can assure you.

It is legally binding.

That is like saying, Kobe bryant signed a contract but wants to move...it should be ok its only basketball not a morgate.

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Re: What is the best way to get out of a gym membership?
« Reply #60 on: July 19, 2008, 08:37:39 AM »
'Mark Kerr'

is a wussy

No shit!

A contract can be made legally, orally of through conduct. It is legally binding i can assure you.

It is legally binding.

That is like saying, Kobe bryant signed a contract but wants to move...it should be ok its only basketball not a morgate.

Dont expect "Mark Kerr" to understand logic.  :D

We are talking about a gym membership.

Not a loan. ::)

Both are contracts Johnny Cochran Jr.

Hey Genius, I'm not asking for legal advice. ::)

yes, you are.

Im not the one who joined the wrong gym and doesnt know how to get out of it so comes to a bodybuilding board for legal advice.

 ::)

I told "Mark Kerr" that Planet Fitness was for Fags-but he said he would fit in fine  ::)

Are you a dick? How can you join the wrong gym???

"Mark Kerr" is not a dick, he JOINED the gym for dick.  :-*

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Re: What is the best way to get out of a gym membership?
« Reply #61 on: July 19, 2008, 09:02:03 AM »
A contract can be made legally, orally of through conduct. It is legally binding i can assure you.

It is legally binding.

That is like saying, Kobe bryant signed a contract but wants to move...it should be ok its only basketball not a morgate.

So, you are saying a $26.00 per month membership at a local gym is the same as a multi million dollar per year sports contract?



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Re: What is the best way to get out of a gym membership?
« Reply #62 on: July 19, 2008, 10:16:31 AM »
::)

taking a piss on the DB rack is probably faster

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That gets you kicked out for misconduct in the gym.  That doesn't void the contract.

Like I said the easiest is to get a doctor (and there are several on here, you know it's Getbig) note saying you can no longer train due to injury.  Moving away does not get you out of the contract unless it is specified.  Independent clubs almost never have that clause.  Franchises may have it and it is usually 50 miles or so.

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Re: What is the best way to get out of a gym membership?
« Reply #63 on: July 19, 2008, 10:20:16 AM »
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That gets you kicked out for misconduct in the gym.  That doesn't void the contract.

Like I said the easiest is to get a doctor (and there are several on here, you know it's Getbig) note saying you can no longer train due to injury.  Moving away does not get you out of the contract unless it is specified.  Independent clubs almost never have that clause.  Franchises may have it and it is usually 50 miles or so.

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Re: What is the best way to get out of a gym membership?
« Reply #64 on: July 19, 2008, 10:29:54 AM »
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That gets you kicked out for misconduct in the gym.  That doesn't void the contract.

Like I said the easiest is to get a doctor (and there are several on here, you know it's Getbig) note saying you can no longer train due to injury.  Moving away does not get you out of the contract unless it is specified.  Independent clubs almost never have that clause.  Franchises may have it and it is usually 50 miles or so.

That's probably the thing to do.


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Re: What is the best way to get out of a gym membership?
« Reply #65 on: July 19, 2008, 10:55:48 AM »
go up to the front counter and in your best "alligator hunter" accent, yell " 'ello mate, i'm looking for some black anaconda around here, i am i am!!!"  then randomly grab black dudes balls when they walk by. 

that should do it.
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Re: What is the best way to get out of a gym membership?
« Reply #66 on: July 19, 2008, 10:59:09 AM »
go up to the front counter and in your best "alligator hunter" accent, yell " 'ello mate, i'm looking for some black anaconda around here, i am i am!!!"  then randomly grab black dudes balls when they walk by. 

that should do it.

We're not supposed to do that?
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Re: What is the best way to get out of a gym membership?
« Reply #67 on: July 19, 2008, 11:14:01 AM »
We're not supposed to do that?

i don't know, i don't work out.
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Re: What is the best way to get out of a gym membership?
« Reply #68 on: July 19, 2008, 11:16:15 AM »
i don't know, i don't work out.

Nice avatar...for some reason i've always thought you were straight. That's sure a disappointment.

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Re: What is the best way to get out of a gym membership?
« Reply #69 on: July 19, 2008, 11:56:25 AM »
So, you are saying a $26.00 per month membership at a local gym is the same as a multi million dollar per year sports contract?




In the sense that both are enforceable by law. Yes.

Prob has a cancellation clause...prob 3/4 or more of membership. Stop being a dick in future and dont sign a contract then change mind the next day

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Re: What is the best way to get out of a gym membership?
« Reply #70 on: July 19, 2008, 12:06:35 PM »
In the sense that both are enforceable by law. Yes.

Prob has a cancellation clause...prob 3/4 or more of membership. Stop being a dick in future and dont sign a contract then change mind the next day

You should PM Ron and ask to have your name changed to "Dumbf*ck."

Don't assume I've been there 1 day. ::)
 

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Re: What is the best way to get out of a gym membership?
« Reply #71 on: July 19, 2008, 12:09:15 PM »
Nice avatar...for some reason i've always thought you were straight. That's sure a disappointment.

What do you mean?
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Re: What is the best way to get out of a gym membership?
« Reply #72 on: July 19, 2008, 12:26:27 PM »
the only dumbass is the one who started this thread

That's pretty funny coming from the closet gay dumbass who starts retarded threads asking for advice on bees, rental cars and drooling over random getbiggers. 

Pot calling the kettle black :o

Why don't you get over your period before you start posting on getbig

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Re: What is the best way to get out of a gym membership?
« Reply #73 on: July 19, 2008, 01:55:24 PM »

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Re: What is the best way to get out of a gym membership?
« Reply #74 on: July 19, 2008, 02:02:27 PM »
tell the you have AIDS