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Getbig Alternative Boards => Y Board - The Player's Club => Topic started by: Eyeball Chambers on August 08, 2008, 02:24:53 PM
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cum on her tits and face while playing "The Gypsi Kings"
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Tell her you're a neoconservative.
Women love men with balls.
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cum on her tits and face while playing "The Gypsi Kings"
Just the kind of advice I was looking for!
Thanks!
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how do you know the girl? does she work at a place you go to, go to your gym?
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how do you know the girl? does she work at a place you go to, go to your gym?
Works with me.
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Are you white?
If you aren't white, move on, most Argentinian people are deeply rooted racists..
"1"
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Are you white?
If you aren't white, move on, most Argentinian people are deeply rooted racists..
"1"
Ummmmm, aren't most argentines of Italian or German decent?
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Are you white?
If you aren't white, move on, most Argentinian people are deeply rooted racists..
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Arent we all? :D
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Don't know about an Argentine girl, but I found a guide on "How To Nail Brazilian Women":
Allo! Que é seu nome?
Hello. What’s your name?
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Que nome mau. Nós devemos começar bêbedos e retirar nossa roupa. Eu tenho um dólar brilhante que diga que meu bing-bing-bing caberá em seu pam-pam-pam.
What a stupid name. We should get drunk and take our clothes off. I have a shiny dollar that says my bing-bing will fit in your pam-pam.
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Seus buttocks são enormes. Eu penso que olharia mesmo mais gordo com doze polegadas de meu penis nele.
Your ass is enormous. I think it would look even fatter with twelve inches of my dick in it.
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Eu poderia dizê-lo que era Portugese pelo comprimento do cabelo em seus peitos. você gosta de foder agora? Eu tenho um dólar e dezenove centavos.
I could tell you were Portugese by the length of the hair on your breasts. Would you like to fuck now? I have a dollar and nineteen cents.
ON MEETING HER FAMILY…
Sua família pareceu muito agradável. Deixe-nos nunca falar-lhes outra vez a.
Your family seemed very nice. Let us never speak to them again.
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Obrigado convidando me para o jantar. Eu tenho o intercourse anal com sua filha, mesmo que não queira a. Eu espero que você não me espere comer este. Isto olha como algo que pôde cair fora do burro da sua esposa.
Thank you for inviting me for dinner. I have anal intercourse with your daughter, even though she does not want to. I hope you do not expect me to eat this. This looks like something that might fall out of your wife’s ass.
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Que hovel interessante que era. Pareceu ser feito inteiramente da lama e do dung endurecidos. Deve liberating não ter que preocupar-se sobre sua casa que queima-se para baixo.
What an interesting hovel that was. It appeared to be made entirely of hardened mud and dung. It must be liberating not having to worry about your house burning down.
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Just pay her, why the heck are you trying to impress her? ???
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Tell her you're Bill Buford from King Crimson.
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Play the acoustic guitar. Get a few shots in you then wrestle the biggest guy at the party. Plant him on his back. You'll have your pick of the latinas.
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Play the acoustic guitar. Get a few shots in you then wrestle the biggest guy at the party. Plant him on his back. You'll have your pick of the latinas.
Can you teach me how to play this? haha
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dont talk bad about maradona
talk to her about tinelli, how you saw once his tv show and you liked it
talk about how you "visited buenos airtes and you liked florida and la valle... and the theater at night..."
talk about TEATRO COLON
ask her if she is boca or river fan... get names from both players from the teams.. and trhow a line like...
"Palermo has been so good last season at scoring goals" (for boca)
or " Ortega, he still plays well to be his age!"
TALK LIKE YOU KNOW "SODA STEREO" the biggest argentinean band EVER and get some tunes from them like
PERSIANA AMERICANA
UN MILLON DE AÑOS LUZ
AND THEIR BIGGEST SONG... MUSICA LIJERA aslo talk about their last concert on 96, how musica ligera was their best song and how the reunion concert last year ar rivers stadium was so good...
8) 8) 8) 8) 8) 8)
SERIOUSLY...
DONT TALK BAD ABOUT MARADONA...
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take her to the church of armando maradona
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dont talk bad about maradona
lol exactly
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the more you demoralise ethnic girls the better
is true with all the women
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For me? Depends how long you've known her for and how old she is? if you've known her long enough to invite her over for dinner? Study some facts about her country. Invest in a name brand bottle of champagne.FRIZZE!!!!!! Cook her dinner. Something simple. Pesto sauce, everyone digs that. Make sure there's flowers in your house/apartmentsomething maradonesque. And of course soft musicFITO PAEZ/CHARLYGARCIA/SODA ESTEREO. Play like your her friendDon't make any movesSHE WILL THINK YOU ARE GAY. Walk her to her car. Kiss on the cheek. Don't call her for a few days and just laugh as you listen to her insecurity in her voicemails.Next time you go out? She's yours! Pass on whatever disease your carrying. Never call her again!
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I have fucked many white argentinian girls in my lifetime.
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I have fucked many white argentinian girls in my lifetime.
good for you! do you want a cookie?
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a green card
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good for you! do you want a cookie?
yes
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Can you teach me how to play this? haha
hahaha I usually just play some Bob marley, then break into a flamenco solo in the middle and talk some spanish shit to them (when they didn't know you speak a bit, you catch them off guard... you're practically la raza by then).
Also, removing your glock and placing it on a high shelf with authority will dazzle her. You are a man who can protect her if/when shit hits fan. All women have that survival instinct thing. They choose the hunter that'll keep their babies safe. They want to talk to their wussy friends about their feelings, they want to fck the guy who can fck up everyone in the room.
Get yourself a glock, learn some spanish, and get an acoustic guitar.
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Pick her a peck of fresh coffee beans
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Pick her a peck of fresh coffee beans
??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
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??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ??? ???
Well?
You asked how to impress her.
Go to it, man!
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Well?
You asked how to impress her.
Go to it, man!
yeah... i think you got it haha
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yeah... i think you got it haha
She will be yours.
Oh yes.
She will be yours.
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For me? Depends how long you've known her for and how old she is? if you've known her long enough to invite her over for dinner? Study some facts about her country. Invest in a name brand bottle of champagne. Cook her dinner. Something simple. Pesto sauce, everyone digs that. Make sure there's flowers in your house/apartment. And of course soft music. Play like your her friend. Show a soft side. Don't make any moves. Walk her to her car. Kiss on the cheek. Don't call her for a few days and just laugh as you listen to her insecurity in her voicemails. Next time you go out? She's yours! Pass on whatever disease your carrying. Never call her again!
you da man ;D
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For me? Depends how long you've known her for and how old she is? if you've known her long enough to invite her over for dinner? Study some facts about her country. Invest in a name brand bottle of champagne. Cook her dinner. Something simple. Pesto sauce, everyone digs that. Make sure there's flowers in your house/apartment. And of course soft music. Play like your her friend. Show a soft side. Don't make any moves. Walk her to her car. Kiss on the cheek. Don't call her for a few days and just laugh as you listen to her insecurity in her voicemails. Next time you go out? She's yours! Pass on whatever disease your carrying. Never call her again!
Ain't there a shortcut to get to that last line???
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Pick her a peck of fresh coffee beans
deep fried roses and motor oil is better.
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Tell em you're from a place just like Europe. That'll get em hot like fire.
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the more you demoralise ethnic girls the better
"Ethnic girls"? Argentineans have a higher percentage of blondes in their population than Americans, and they openly call other Latin American peoples "monkeys". Even after five decades of Peronism which ruined their economic might, they are still one of the wealthiest countries in the World. The bulk of the population is of Italian descent, while the upper class is of aristocratic Spaniard and also English descent. Kids in Argentina still go to school in suits and ties, and the country's cities have an European air that American cities except New York never had.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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"Ethnic girls"? Argentineans have a higher percentage of blondes in their population than Americans, and they openly call other Latin American peoples "monkeys". Even after five decades of Peronism which ruined their economic might, they are still one of the wealthiest countries in the World. The bulk of the population is of Italian descent, while the upper class is of aristocratic Spaniard and also English descent. Kids in Argentina still go to school in suits and ties, and the country's cities have an European air that American cities except New York never had.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
And still, with all this, like unto a whole country of chimps having a shit-fight!
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And still, with all this, like unto a whole country of chimps having a shit-fight!
What ???
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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What ???
SUCKMYMUSCLE
Did I stutter? ;)
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Did I stutter? ;)
The sentence you wrote was not coherent and didn't state anything...
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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And still, with all this, like unto a whole country of chimps having a shit-fight!
Okay, I will try to clarify:
Still, with all the good you portray of Argentina, they are still stuck in the third century
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Okay, I will try to clarify:
Still, with all the good you portray of Argentina, they are still stuck in the third century
What are talking about? They have one of the lowest infant mortality rates in the World, one of the highest life expectancy, one of the lowest illiteracy rates and one of the highest PPP per capita incomes in the World.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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cum on her tits and face while playing "The Gypsi Kings"
LOL
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"Ethnic girls"? Argentineans have a higher percentage of blondes in their population than Americans, and they openly call other Latin American peoples "monkeys". Even after five decades of Peronism which ruined their economic might, they are still one of the wealthiest countries in the World. The bulk of the population is of Italian descent, while the upper class is of aristocratic Spaniard and also English descent. Kids in Argentina still go to school in suits and ties, and the country's cities have an European air that American cities except New York never had.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
wtf¿¿¿¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?
5 decades of peronism??? hahahaha
wealthiest country in the world¿¿¿??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA have you steped ONE FUCKING FOOT OUTSIDE OF BUENOS AIRES?????? NO... SO SHUT THE FUCK UP...
AND NO KIDS DONT GO TO SCHOOL WITH SUITS...
SHUT THE FUCK UP IF YOU DONT KNOW YOUR SHIT....
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"Ethnic girls"? Argentineans have a higher percentage of blondes in their population than Americans, and they openly call other Latin American peoples "monkeys". Even after five decades of Peronism which ruined their economic might, they are still one of the wealthiest countries in the World.
per capita GDP in Argentina: $6,548
per capita GDP in Mexico: $8066
Wow.. they're truly rich ::)
They wouldn't have the need to call others monkey, unless they felt the need to differenciate themselves from them. Nice self ownage!
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per capita GDP in Argentina: $6,548
per capita GDP in Mexico: $8066
Wow.. they're truly rich ::)
They wouldn't have the need to call others monkey, unless they felt the need to differenciate themselves from them. Nice self ownage!
argentinians are pretty self absorved with the fact that they are blond and shit... but their economy is going by one of the worse moments of their time... so suckymuscle can go and stick that post up his .....
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wtf¿¿¿¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?
5 decades of peronism??? hahahaha
wealthiest country in the world¿¿¿??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA have you steped ONE FUCKING FOOT OUTSIDE OF BUENOS AIRES?????? NO... SO SHUT THE FUCK UP...
AND NO KIDS DONT GO TO SCHOOL WITH SUITS...
SHUT THE FUCK UP IF YOU DONT KNOW YOUR SHIT....
I've lived in Argentina, moron.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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per capita GDP in Argentina: $6,548
per capita GDP in Mexico: $8066
Wow.. they're truly rich
They wouldn't have the need to call others monkey, unless they felt the need to differenciate themselves from them. Nice self ownage!
You can't compare with Mexico, because it's economy is artificially boosted by the special trade status it has with the U.S. And I'm not talking about GNP per capita, but rather PPP per capita, which is a whole different story. ;)
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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You can't compare with Mexico, because it's economy is artificially boosted by the special trade status it has with the U.S. And I'm not talking about GNP per capita, but rather PPP per capita, which is a whole different story. ;)
Who the fvck cares. It's a country full of poor latinos. You can't polish shit no matter how hard you try.
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Who the fvck cares. It's a country full of poor latinos. You can't polish shit no matter how hard you try.
Hey, dumbass, can you fucking read? I just posted tons ofd information proving that:
1. Argentineans are white and not Latinos.
2. Argentina is not poor.
Go back to grade school, you idiot fucker.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
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How the hell is Argentina rich when the average income is pathetic and according to the Economist, quality of life is worse than in Costa Rica, Mexico, Korea, Slovenia, Chile and Barbados..
http://www.economist.com/media/pdf/QUALITY_OF_LIFE.pdf
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM MMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I bet the Argentinean hooker was cheap though.
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argentina :D
http://www.extremefunnyhumor.com/picture.php?id=54
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50% argentinan are venetians and not mix with blacks imported from africa
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Hey, dumbass, can you fucking read? I just posted tons ofd information proving that:
1. Argentineans are white and not Latinos.
2. Argentina is not poor.
Go back to grade school, you idiot fucker.
SUCKMYMUSCLE
They are Hispanic, Spanish speakers, more Latino than Brasilians/Portg who are Port speakers. They will tell you in a minute that the only blacks are Brasilian business men who come through Argentina but there are at least 1M of them of Afro descent which is easily seen in their features when in BA...especially. The number is off the scale when you start counting the number of Native Indian descent. As with most LA countries...they sell their country as white through the media...but their core is indian/brown people, could easily be 50-60% of the population. Black is a wrong term. Most blacks were killed off during the wars...fighting front line. They're too mixed.
It's amazing how they think being white will make you something special. S##t...I know Germans who are running away for Germany for a better. I remember a Prof saying, off the book, that they'd take in a homeless German man before they accept a rich ethnic identity. He was Brasilian. It's kind of sad.
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I think Argentinian women are hotter than Brazilians as a whole.
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I think Argentinian women are hotter than Brazilians as a whole.
And I'd agree with you on that in a minute. If you had an extra dollar in your pocket...I'd suggest buying a place their. Remember all of this back and forth stuff in this thread just doesnt apply to visiting gringos. You'll have a nice time.
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yeah ive known some arg girls and its pretty much if you are blond and european they love you already.. pretty low standards they have, so if you are blond and have coloured eyes and have problems with getting a gf in your own country, go to argentina
and they are quite arrogant calling other south-americans latinos/monkeys. argentine people are pretty openly racist, although some are nice. they think their country is the best in the world
ive been to buenos aires, and the moment i stepped out the airplane i realised i was in a second/third world country.... so all that shit they talk about how rich they are is bullshit...
i had a great time in buenos aires, its never boring there
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They are Hispanic, Spanish speakers, more Latino than Brasilians/Portg who are Port speakers. They will tell you in a minute that the only blacks are Brasilian business men who come through Argentina but there are at least 1M of them of Afro descent which is easily seen in their features when in BA...especially. The number is off the scale when you start counting the number of Native Indian descent. As with most LA countries...they sell their country as white through the media...but their core is indian/brown people, could easily be 50-60% of the population. Black is a wrong term. Most blacks were killed off during the wars...fighting front line. They're too mixed.
It's amazing how they think being white will make you something special. S##t...I know Germans who are running away for Germany for a better. I remember a Prof saying, off the book, that they'd take in a homeless German man before they accept a rich ethnic identity. He was Brasilian. It's kind of sad.
Back in the 20's-30's, I believe, Brasil encouraged a a mass immigration of Germans and Italians, it was to "whiten" the population. Most have settled in the south of Brasil.
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And I'd agree with you on that in a minute. If you had an extra dollar in your pocket...I'd suggest buying a place their. Remember all of this back and forth stuff in this thread just doesnt apply to visiting gringos. You'll have a nice time.
No extra money right now but perhaps one day. Would be a great place to have a vacation home.
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Argentinian chicks like blond Europeans? SHIT why didnt i hear of this earlier, now i know where my next vacation will be :D
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Argentinian chicks like blond Europeans? SHIT why didnt i hear of this earlier, now i know where my next vacation will be :D
in that case... go to thailand.. there its even easier
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yeah ive known some arg girls and its pretty much if you are blond and european they love you already.. pretty low standards they have, so if you are blond and have coloured eyes and have problems with getting a gf in your own country, go to argentina
and they are quite arrogant calling other south-americans latinos/monkeys. argentine people are pretty openly racist, although some are nice. they think their country is the best in the world
ive been to buenos aires, and the moment i stepped out the airplane i realised i was in a second/third world country.... so all that shit they talk about how rich they are is bullshit...
i had a great time in buenos aires, its never boring there
yeah alot of bs i agree, and many are 'fleeing' back to spain and italy.