Author Topic: How to impress an Argentine Girl? (Read 10050 times)

For me? Depends how long you've known her for and how old she is? if you've known her long enough to invite her over for dinner? Study some facts about her country. Invest in a name brand bottle of champagne. Cook her dinner. Something simple. Pesto sauce, everyone digs that. Make sure there's flowers in your house/apartment. And of course soft music. Play like your her friend. Show a soft side. Don't make any moves. Walk her to her car. Kiss on the cheek. Don't call her for a few days and just laugh as you listen to her insecurity in her voicemails. Next time you go out? She's yours! Pass on whatever disease your carrying. Never call her again!

you da man

Moosejay · « **Reply #31 on:** August 08, 2008, 05:35:12 PM »

Quote from: cheftim on August 08, 2008, 04:42:08 PM

For me? Depends how long you've known her for and how old she is? if you've known her long enough to invite her over for dinner? Study some facts about her country. Invest in a name brand bottle of champagne. Cook her dinner. Something simple. Pesto sauce, everyone digs that. Make sure there's flowers in your house/apartment. And of course soft music. Play like your her friend. Show a soft side. Don't make any moves. Walk her to her car. Kiss on the cheek. Don't call her for a few days and just laugh as you listen to her insecurity in her voicemails. Next time you go out? She's yours! Pass on whatever disease your carrying. Never call her again!

Ain't there a shortcut to get to that last line???

slaveboy1980 · « **Reply #32 on:** August 08, 2008, 05:58:39 PM »

Quote from: Moosejay on August 08, 2008, 05:11:27 PM

Pick her a peck of fresh coffee beans

deep fried roses and motor oil is better.

divcom · « **Reply #33 on:** August 08, 2008, 06:16:30 PM »

Tell em you're from a place just like Europe. That'll get em hot like fire.
$:-\$

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #34 on:** August 08, 2008, 06:24:28 PM »

Quote from: Quickerblade on August 08, 2008, 04:05:28 PM

the more you demoralise ethnic girls the better

"Ethnic girls"? Argentineans have a higher percentage of blondes in their population than Americans, and they openly call other Latin American peoples "monkeys". Even after five decades of Peronism which ruined their economic might, they are still one of the wealthiest countries in the World. The bulk of the population is of Italian descent, while the upper class is of aristocratic Spaniard and also English descent. Kids in Argentina still go to school in suits and ties, and the country's cities have an European air that American cities except New York never had.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Moosejay · « **Reply #35 on:** August 08, 2008, 06:28:02 PM »

Quote from: suckmymuscle on August 08, 2008, 06:24:28 PM

"Ethnic girls"? Argentineans have a higher percentage of blondes in their population than Americans, and they openly call other Latin American peoples "monkeys". Even after five decades of Peronism which ruined their economic might, they are still one of the wealthiest countries in the World. The bulk of the population is of Italian descent, while the upper class is of aristocratic Spaniard and also English descent. Kids in Argentina still go to school in suits and ties, and the country's cities have an European air that American cities except New York never had.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

And still, with all this, like unto a whole country of chimps having a shit-fight!

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #36 on:** August 08, 2008, 06:46:39 PM »

Quote from: Moosejay on August 08, 2008, 06:28:02 PM

And still, with all this, like unto a whole country of chimps having a shit-fight!

What

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Moosejay · « **Reply #37 on:** August 08, 2008, 06:47:39 PM »

Quote from: suckmymuscle on August 08, 2008, 06:46:39 PM

What

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Did I stutter?

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #38 on:** August 08, 2008, 06:56:11 PM »

Quote from: Moosejay on August 08, 2008, 06:47:39 PM

Did I stutter?

The sentence you wrote was not coherent and didn't state anything...

SUCKMYMUSCLE

Moosejay · « **Reply #39 on:** August 08, 2008, 07:02:21 PM »

Quote from: Moosejay on August 08, 2008, 06:28:02 PM

And still, with all this, like unto a whole country of chimps having a shit-fight!

Okay, I will try to clarify:

Still, with all the good you portray of Argentina, they are still stuck in the third century

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #40 on:** August 08, 2008, 07:49:41 PM »

Quote from: Moosejay on August 08, 2008, 07:02:21 PM

Okay, I will try to clarify:

Still, with all the good you portray of Argentina, they are still stuck in the third century

What are talking about? They have one of the lowest infant mortality rates in the World, one of the highest life expectancy, one of the lowest illiteracy rates and one of the highest PPP per capita incomes in the World.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

gordiano · « **Reply #41 on:** August 08, 2008, 08:38:25 PM »

Quote from: Zaphod on August 08, 2008, 02:51:53 PM

cum on her tits and face while playing "The Gypsi Kings"

LOL

alejandro_torres · « **Reply #42 on:** August 08, 2008, 10:08:25 PM »

Quote from: suckmymuscle on August 08, 2008, 06:24:28 PM

"Ethnic girls"? Argentineans have a higher percentage of blondes in their population than Americans, and they openly call other Latin American peoples "monkeys". Even after five decades of Peronism which ruined their economic might, they are still one of the wealthiest countries in the World. The bulk of the population is of Italian descent, while the upper class is of aristocratic Spaniard and also English descent. Kids in Argentina still go to school in suits and ties, and the country's cities have an European air that American cities except New York never had.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

wtf¿¿¿¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?

5 decades of peronism??? hahahaha
wealthiest country in the world¿¿¿??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA have you steped ONE FUCKING FOOT OUTSIDE OF BUENOS AIRES?

?? NO... SO SHUT THE FUCK UP...

AND NO KIDS DONT GO TO SCHOOL WITH SUITS...

SHUT THE FUCK UP IF YOU DONT KNOW YOUR SHIT....

titusisback · « **Reply #43 on:** August 08, 2008, 10:17:36 PM »

Quote from: suckmymuscle on August 08, 2008, 06:24:28 PM

"Ethnic girls"? Argentineans have a higher percentage of blondes in their population than Americans, and they openly call other Latin American peoples "monkeys". Even after five decades of Peronism which ruined their economic might, they are still one of the wealthiest countries in the World.

per capita GDP in Argentina: $6,548
per capita GDP in Mexico: $8066

Wow.. they're truly rich

They wouldn't have the need to call others monkey, unless they felt the need to differenciate themselves from them. Nice self ownage!

alejandro_torres · « **Reply #44 on:** August 08, 2008, 10:30:51 PM »

Quote from: titusisback on August 08, 2008, 10:17:36 PM

per capita GDP in Argentina: $6,548
per capita GDP in Mexico: $8066

Wow.. they're truly rich

They wouldn't have the need to call others monkey, unless they felt the need to differenciate themselves from them. Nice self ownage!

argentinians are pretty self absorved with the fact that they are blond and shit... but their economy is going by one of the worse moments of their time... so suckymuscle can go and stick that post up his .....

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #45 on:** August 08, 2008, 10:40:45 PM »

Quote from: alejandro_torres on August 08, 2008, 10:08:25 PM

wtf¿¿¿¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?¿?

5 decades of peronism??? hahahaha
wealthiest country in the world¿¿¿??? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA have you steped ONE FUCKING FOOT OUTSIDE OF BUENOS AIRES??? NO... SO SHUT THE FUCK UP...

AND NO KIDS DONT GO TO SCHOOL WITH SUITS...

SHUT THE FUCK UP IF YOU DONT KNOW YOUR SHIT....

I've lived in Argentina, moron.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #46 on:** August 08, 2008, 10:42:33 PM »

Quote from: titusisback on August 08, 2008, 10:17:36 PM

per capita GDP in Argentina: $6,548
per capita GDP in Mexico: $8066

Wow.. they're truly rich

They wouldn't have the need to call others monkey, unless they felt the need to differenciate themselves from them. Nice self ownage!

You can't compare with Mexico, because it's economy is artificially boosted by the special trade status it has with the U.S. And I'm not talking about GNP per capita, but rather PPP per capita, which is a whole different story.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

titusisback · « **Reply #47 on:** August 08, 2008, 11:42:20 PM »

Quote from: suckmymuscle on August 08, 2008, 10:42:33 PM

You can't compare with Mexico, because it's economy is artificially boosted by the special trade status it has with the U.S. And I'm not talking about GNP per capita, but rather PPP per capita, which is a whole different story.

Who the fvck cares. It's a country full of poor latinos. You can't polish shit no matter how hard you try.

suckmymuscle · « **Reply #48 on:** August 09, 2008, 12:23:47 AM »

Quote from: titusisback on August 08, 2008, 11:42:20 PM

Who the fvck cares. It's a country full of poor latinos. You can't polish shit no matter how hard you try.

Hey, dumbass, can you fucking read? I just posted tons ofd information proving that:

1. Argentineans are white and not Latinos.

2. Argentina is not poor.

Go back to grade school, you idiot fucker.

SUCKMYMUSCLE

titusisback · « **Reply #49 on:** August 09, 2008, 12:53:58 AM »

How the hell is Argentina rich when the average income is pathetic and according to the Economist, quality of life is worse than in Costa Rica, Mexico, Korea, Slovenia, Chile and Barbados..

http://www.economist.com/media/pdf/QUALITY_OF_LIFE.pdf

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM MMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I bet the Argentinean hooker was cheap though.